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Saturday Flashback: Witches and Warlocks 2020-08-01T10:40:01+00:00

You never know what a witch might be getting up to, especially if he’s horny. Always meddling with something, that lot. In this week’s browse through the archives we’ll explore just what diversions those witches and warlocks have been amusing themselves with, with consequences mostly for unsuspecting intimates and the occasional innocent passerby. All’s fair in spells and sorcery.

The next update is… drumroll please… next week, 8 August. In the meantime, many thanks for visiting, and please enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 1 August 2020

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Saturday Flashback: July 2017 2020-07-25T10:41:21+00:00

This time, I’m taking the archive trawl back three years, to July 2017. It’s another interesting mix of stories, including installments in some longish stories running at the time. Hope you like. The next new-stories update is still 8 August, and I’ve got a few things planned. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 25 July 2020

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Saturday Flashback: Beard Love 2020-07-18T12:13:38+00:00

For this week’s trip through the archives I’ve collected a few stories featuring guys with thick, manly beards. Some have had ‘em all along, while others acquire them quite suddenly. And guys with beards aren’t all bears and lumberjacks, either. Of course, sometimes around here a regular guy or a twink or a twunk gaining a beard might mean they’re turningintoa lumberjack or a bear, literally or figuratively. Either way, sometimes you just want that brush of facial hair across your hot, sensitive skin—or to be the one trailing your soft bristles across the object of your desire.

My month off is passing quickly. Next new stories update is still 8 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 18 July 2020

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Saturday Flashback: July 2016 2020-07-11T11:20:14+00:00

This week’s flashback takes us back to July 2016, four long years ago as the time-crow flies and a lot longer by the path we’ve had to take; and an interesting and diverse crop of stories is surfaced thereby. In IRL news I’m making good progress on my smutless July 2020 project, so you’ll definitely have the new stories updates back on 8 August. I am so looking forward to it. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 11 July 2020

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Saturday Flashback: Fourth and Inches 2020-07-04T12:48:02+00:00

Today is Independence Day here in the States. Now, a flashback day falling on a major holiday is usually a slam dunk in terms of setting a theme, but there aren’t actually a lot of stories in the archive that relate to the American Revolution or colonial independence, funnily enough. If today were a new-story day, I might have tried to write a Founding Fathers cock growth tale almost certainly to be called “Pursuit of Happiness” (backup title: “And Called It Macaroni”). It’s probably just as well for all of us that story didn’t get written.

Anyway, as I noodled around with various searches I realized that most of the references to the Fourth of July on Metabods are about fireworks, and are using the idea (ahem) metaphorically. So I decided to go with that, and put together a sampling of stories where fireworks are what happens inside when things are going especially well. A few even connect to the holiday, though very tangentially. It’s almost as tenuous and random a melange as the idea I nearly went with, which was a list of stories involving characters named George, Thomas, Alexander…

As noted last week, this month is flashbacks only as I complete an urgent nonsmut writing project. The next update is 8 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 4 July 2020

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Patreon on pause for July only 2020-06-29T02:37:05+00:00

To my esteemed Patreon friends and supporters,

As I noted on the site, I have made the difficult decision to take next month off from Metabods (and other things) in order to focus all my attention on completing a high-priority academic writing project with a fast-approaching and unbreakable deadline. The next real update, consequently, will be 8 August, but I will continue to post Saturday Flashbacks every week in the interim, and I’ll carry on accepting new stories. I’m also suspending my Patreon for the month of July only, so you won't get a July patronage notice.

Once we hit August I’ll be back and then some, with at least two nice and juicy new stories for that first post on the 8th, plus all the rest of the stuff I always have. I know schedule interruptions are a drag, but I’ll do my best to make you very happy campers with I get back on the horse in August.

Folks, I am immeasurably grateful for for your support and encouragement. Once this other thing is done I'm looking forward to being back with you all full blast.

I hope this finds you well. If you have any questions or anything else you'd like to chat with me about, just send me a DM or message me on Twitter. I'll still be responding to stuff in both places during the hiatus.

See you soon, and thanks again.

BRK

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Site Update: 27 June 2020 2020-06-27T14:34:55+00:00

My offerings to the update gods this week are four one-scene stories inspired by suggestions from my Patreon supporters—my regular bimonthly vignette party. I haven’t gotten any better at making these stories brief, like they’re supposed to be, but that’s partly because I really got into telling these tales and had a good time with all four of them. I hope you like. Either way there’s lots of other good stuff posted below as well, so check ‘em out and remember to upvote and comment on the stories you like most so the writers get the good feedback that helps foster more of the stories you want to see.

I have made the difficult decision to take next month off from Metabods (and other things) in order to focus all my attention on completing a high-priority nonsmut writing project with a fast-approaching and unbreakable deadline. The next real update, consequently, will be 8 August, but I will continue to post Saturday Flashbacks every week in the interim, and I’ll carry on accepting new stories. I’m also suspending my Patreon for the month of July only. Once we hit August I’ll be back and then some, with at least two nice and juicy new stories for that first post on the 8th, plus all the rest of the stuff I always have. I know schedule interruptions are a drag, but I’ll do my best to make you very happy campers with I get back on the horse in August.

In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site!

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 27 June 2020

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NEW STORY: "A marriage of equals" by BRK 2020-06-27T14:29:10+00:00

NEW STORY: "A marriage of equals" by BRK—Tobias claims his family won’t let him marry Nick unless he converts to being a boytaur like Tobias. Nick doesn’t quite believe him, but being a boytaur does have its appeal…

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NEW STORY: "Induced transformation: a brief history" by BRK 2020-06-27T14:27:10+00:00

NEW STORY: "Induced transformation: a brief history" by BRK — A father explains to his son that back in his day, they didn’t have any of these fancy-schmancy apps with built-in retcon. Back then, if you changed someone, they changed, and everyone had to just suck it up and deal with it.

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NEW STORY: "The blue smoothie" by BRK 2020-06-27T14:24:29+00:00

NEW STORY: "The blue smoothie" by BRK—Yuri, a personal trainer, is already having a rushed and stressful day when he meets his first client, a young nurse who looks like he’s never lifted so much as a paper clip. On top of that, the banana he grabbed from the stash at the gym’s juice bar to make his morning protein shake was blue for some reason.

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Saturday Flashback: Filial Affection 2020-06-20T13:20:04+00:00

It’s a bit obvious choosing Father/Son lovin’ for this week’s archive binge, I’ll admit, seeing as how tomorrow is Father’s Day here, but just at the moment it seems unavoidable and predestined. It really should be Son/Father anyway, because my favorite version of this trope is the adult son who finds his ruggedly handsome dad irresistible, and he’s not sure what to do about it… until it starts to become clear that dad feels the same way.

Anyway, the next update is 27 June, and it’s a vignette party—one-scene stories from me suggested by my Patreon followers. If you’re in the suggestion tiers and you haven’t let me know what you want to see, make sure to DM me. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 20 June 2020

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Site Update: 13 June 2020 2020-06-13T16:40:58+00:00

This week I have two stories I had a lot of fun spending time on. One is three new chapters in thePatreon-commissionedpizza-boys-getting-grown-with-special-cannabis story, “One Hot Summer”. The other is two chapters of a new story called “The CVN Link”. I had the basic idea a while ago, but this week I finally had an angle on how to make it a story. I hope you like them both.

Some of you might have noticed some glitches with the most-read lists on the home page last week. It turns out that a setting on the SQL database was flipped to a stricter option sometime on May 30 without my knowledge, the main effect of which was that, thanks to a bit of sloppy coding on my part that had slid by under the old regime but was now no longer executing successfully, new rows weren’t being inserted into the page views table whenever someone landed on a story page. I fixed that and a few related laxities to prevent similar issues going forward, and fortunately all that resulted was that I lost a week of site view statistics, which only means anything to the one person on earth who cares about them (that would be me).

Many thanks to my patrons and to all of you. The next update, on 27 June, will be another vignette party—all short, patron-suggested one-scene stories. So if you’re a Patreon supporter at the right level, make sure to message me your request. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 13 June 2020

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NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 12-14 by BRK 2020-06-13T16:35:14+00:00

NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 12-14 by BRK—Eddie and Brandon come back from the beach to find the twins have made dinner for them all. Eddie should be wondering what they’re up to, but he’s too caught up in his deal with Bran: no clothes for Bran, in exchange for lovemaking Bran would never forget.

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NEW STORY: "The CVN link", Parts 1-2 by BRK 2020-06-13T16:31:55+00:00

NEW STORY: "The CVN link", Parts 1-2 by BRK—Mike is applying for a new job. Everything’s going great, his potential new boss is a dreamboat, he’s perfect for the position. There’s just one hitch: they need his CVNs. His confusion turns to shock when he finds out from a friend just what the “N” stands for…

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Saturday Flashback: Triple Kisses 2020-06-06T10:02:49+00:00

For this trip through the erotica banks I’ve assembled a bunch of stories involving three-way kisses. In this case I’m keeping it to triple kisses involving three different guys—there’s a whole separate thing with multihead guys that I’ll do another time. Three guys sharing a make-out session is hot enough all on its own, and really needs to happen more in real life.

Next update in 13 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 6 June 2020

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Site Update: 30 May 2020 2020-05-30T17:12:42+00:00

Another bumper crop of wide-ranging contributions this week, plus three chapters from me: “Flashmob” parts 11-12, plus a little exercise in escalation called “Read Aloud”. Things have been very crazy recently but this summer should be quiet enough for me to spend some time fixing up things around the site I’ve neglected, so if there’s a feature you’d like to see or a problem you’d like to fix please reach out either by DMing meon Twitteror usingthe contact form.

As always, huge and humble thanks to my Patreon supporters, without whom I wouldn’t have the opportunity to write as much as I do. Oh, and I passed a thousand followers on Twitter. I know that means pretty close to zip, especially compared to people who actively engage on Twitter and Instagram and other platforms, unlike me (who has time for that??), but I do take it as a sign that there are people out there whose indifference to the site is gratifyingly mild. Anyway, thanks for following me on Twitter—it is a good way to get notified of updates and other stuff going on with the site. And thanks to you, yes you!, for stopping by the place.

Next update is 13 June. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 30 May 2020

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NEW STORY: "Read aloud" by BRK 2020-05-30T17:08:23+00:00

NEW STORY: "Read aloud" by BRK—Timothy decides to use his favorite website’s new read aloud feature so he can concentrate on his jerkoff session and really get into the story. Instead, the story gets into him.

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NEW CHAPTERS: "Flashmob", Parts 11-12 by BRK 2020-05-30T17:06:19+00:00

NEW CHAPTERS: "Flashmob", Parts 11-12 by BRK—While Zane corrals his Keiths and the Coles in Hawaii, Jake finally fixes Joe’s mess—mostly.

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Saturday Flashback: May 2014 2020-05-23T12:54:28+00:00

Here’s a taste of what was going up for the first time on the site six years ago in May 2014. Even I had forgotten a couple of these and was all, “Oh, yeah!” looking through the update history. The next update is 30 May, and in the meantime thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 23 May 2020

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Site Update: 16 May 2020 2020-05-17T15:32:09+00:00

This week’s (only slightly delayed) update includes a ridiculously large number of new chapters—56, to be exact, and only two of them from me: a turning-point chapter of one of my commissioned stories, “Finding Owen,” in which Owen collects a few pieces of the puzzle at no small cost; and “Three-Legged Bros”, which I tried to send to the other end of the spectrum tone-wise. Hope you like!

I humbly thank my Patreon supporters, who make my relative fecundity possible. This is also the chief means of commissioning me if the whim should strike you (remember, you can unpledge later, so it’s not a life commitment). Please upvote and comment on stories you like, as the feedback does make a difference for the authors who contribute here.

Next update is 30 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 16 May 2020

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NEW STORY: "Three-legged bros" by BRK 2020-05-17T15:25:57+00:00

NEW STORY: "Three-legged bros" by BRK—Matteo’s stream-of-consciousness account of how, basically, the only thing hotter than having three legs is having an insanely hot bother with three legs.

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NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 4 2020-05-17T15:23:58+00:00

NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 4 by BRK—Now feeling closer than ever, Owen, Victor, and Gerardo go to discuss Owen’s nature with a sympathetic pack elder. It doesn’t go well.

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UPDATE UPDATE 2020-05-16T12:48:24+00:00

UPDATE UPDATE: I'm not quite finished with what I wanted to write, so the update will happen on Sunday this week.

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Saturday Flashback: Age Differences 2020-05-09T23:29:26+00:00

The theme for this week’s archive harvest is age differences of various kinds. Some are your older guy/younger guy couples separated by a decade or more; sometimes it’s just a few years between them; and sometimes one of them is older than he seems because of age-regression, godhood, or other such shenanigans. This time I’m leaving out father-son dalliances, as they’re their own kind of age-difference story.

The next update is 16 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 9 May 2020

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Site Update: 2 May 2020 2020-05-02T10:55:07+00:00

My contribution to the update this time around is a set of varied vignettes based on scenes requested by myPatreon sponsors. The idea is that they’re once-scene shorts, and some of them conform to that; a few I couldn’t help but flesh out a bit more. Basing stories on patron suggestions is oddly liberating, though, like boarding a train at random from the station and seeing where it takes you.

The new stuff this week also includes another big batch of stories from contributors, with lots of tastes and interests addressed. Hope you enjoy, and as always please upvote and comment on the stories that amuse, arouse, intrigue, or beguile you.

Next update is 16 May. In the meantime be well, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

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Five New BRK Stories 2020-05-02T10:46:36+00:00

It's vignette week, so I've got five new shortish stories with this week's update:

* "Cosplay"—The only thing Hunter likes more than the idea of slightly resembling a certain web-slinging superhero is the thought of actually being him—so much so that an unexplained costume in his bookbag proves irresistible.

* "Locked in"—Locked in the walk-in freezer by a vindictive coworker, Jianyu must now wait for the change to come over him.

* "Snafrahojet and the too-hung jock"—Gene had a problem. His big cock tends to get boned up at embarrassing times, especially when he sees another hot and hunky jock at the gym. Then a strange-looking wooden idol provides an unexpected solution.

* "Suggestion box"—Ray’s job is to go through the suggestion box at his landmark menswear store. What he’s not expecting is that one of the cards has a suggestion for him.

* "Vinnie’s boxer-briefs"—Vinnie has a little time before he has to be anywhere, so he decides to indulge in one of his best-loved pastimes: groping his half-hard meat through the fabric of his favorite pair of boxer-briefs.

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Saturday Flashback: April 2015 2020-04-25T10:26:23+00:00

For this week’s archive binge, a look at what was posted five long years ago.

The next update is 2 May, and it’s time once again for all of my contributions to be one-scene vignettes of the sort that patrons can suggest on my Patreon. I’m getting better at telling a story in one scene without getting carried away, though it’s still a skill I need to hone further. I’ve already written one of them and it’s only 1200 words—very short, for me. Fingers crossed!

In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 25 April 2020

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Site Update: 18 April 2020 2020-04-18T14:18:48+00:00

A couple of commissions today—more of my pizza hotties story, plus a scene involving two FBI guys and a man on a horse.

This week’s update comes with a bumper crop of stories from every corner of nichedom, so there should be something you like. Please upvote and comment on stories you like so the writers hear about what goes over best. Included with the latest Richard Jasper stories, I should note, is a continuation of “The Change”, which was already on the site, plus an edited version of the original story, so both are included in the update.

The next update is 2 May. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 18 April 2020

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NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 10-11 by BRK 2020-04-18T14:15:14+00:00

NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 10-11 by BRK—Mike joins Eddie and Brandon for breakfast, then the three of them head to the lake for a beach day off, complete with baked goods.

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NEW STORY: "Field agent" by BRK 2020-04-18T14:11:56+00:00

NEW STORY: "Field agent" by BRK—Special agents Adkins and Barber interview a rancher in relation to their current case. There’s something odd about the handsome Latino, though—starting with the fact that he won’t get down off his horse.

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Saturday Flashback: A Few Extra Abs 2020-04-11T13:40:47+00:00

Tight, chiseled abs are made for admiring, and on a guy what I admire I want to see more of. Whenever I see a six-pack, I’m thinking, my tongue would love for that to be an eight-pack. And when I see an eight-pack, all I can think is, give me one more row and I’ll love it even more. So for this week’s archive binge, I’ve pulled a few stories that feature hard-carved, washboard abs that continue one or two sets of bricks further than you usually get to enjoy.

Next update is 18 April where I’ll have some commissioned stories and some other stuff too. Humble and continuing thanks and gratitude to my Patreon supporters, who make possible the amount of writing I’m able to indulge in. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 11 April 2020

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Update Posted 2020-04-05T00:55:20+00:00

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: The update is posted and live. Thanks for your patience! https://www.metabods.com/mbxx/site/fetch_text.php?type=news&news_ref=157

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UPDATE UPDATE 2020-04-04T23:27:41+00:00

UPDATE UPDATE: Looks like the migration to the new hosting plan overwrote today's update. Don't worry, I have all the stuff for it, just need to reconstruct the update itself. Stand by...

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Site Update: 4 April 2020 2020-04-04T11:37:28+00:00

You may have experienced some error messages sporadically on the site in recent weeks, mainly a “503 Service Unavailable, try again later” screen. Looks like the traffic on the site has increased enough to top out demand on the shared hosting server I was using. After looking over my options, I decided to boost my hosting to the next costlier package, which has broader and more dedicated resources. (When I said I might need to upgrade, Josh Dugan replied, “It’s what any Metabods man would do.” True enough.) Hopefully the new setup means that after this weekend you shouldn’t be experiencing any further server errors.

This week: two new chapters of “Changing Nick” from me, along with a one-off called “The Apartment”. Plus another panoply of stories involving all kinds of transformation. Check it out! The next update is on 18 April, and in the meantime thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 4 April 2020

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Comments (2)
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User #6410882 - 4 Apr 20 15:52
Yeah none of the links are working, going to the new stories. The site doesnt appear to have updated yet. Is this supposed to be like this?
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User #3074392 - 4 Apr 20 15:10
Is this usually posted on Patreon before going live on the site?
NEW CHAPTERS: "Changing Nick", Parts 15-16 by BRK 2020-04-04T11:32:55+00:00

NEW CHAPTERS: "Changing Nick", Parts 15-16 by BRK—As the teams head out to take the offensive in resolving the Transmute problem, Nick stays behind in the music room with Brendan.

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NEW STORY: "The apartment" by BRK 2020-04-04T11:30:41+00:00

NEW STORY: "The apartment" by BRK—Sometimes what you need in a new apartment has more to do with what’s missing in your life.

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Saturday Flashback: March 2013 2020-03-28T08:06:41+00:00

A look back this week at what I was posting seven years back. Funny, I used to think of the “before times” as anything before the shock of November 8, 2016; now, of course, “before” is six weeks ago. But I can remember working on the site in 2013, and I remember these stories and others I wrote and posted around that time. It’s a good memory. I’ve put a lot of love into this site and into the stories I write, and nothing’s going to change that.

Speaking of the archives, last week we passed 1500 stories live on the site. That’s a pretty hefty preserve of alternative smut.

Next update is 4 March. Until then, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

  • The adventures of Corey Harddwick by BRK XArm XLimb  A screen actor’s try at a big stage role was already weird, before the moment where he discovered he was exceptionally well armed for the role.
  • Brent and Jax by BRK CGrow Cock HyCock XCock Retcon Sugg  Jax comes back from vacation extremely jazzed about something that happened to him, leading to a very strange conversation with his buddy Brent about how all the guys on campus seem to be changing lately.
  • Hey by BRK XArm XCock XLimb  That book of spells sure has a lot of funny words in it.
  • Above average by Ziel CGrow Cock HyCock Cum HMusc MGrow Musc Retcon  Alan starts out as just your average college boy. Then a strange, magical artifact comes into his life, and he starts becoming bigger—almost remembering the ways things were, when his muscles and cock weren’t, with each orgasm, more and more above average. As the effects spread, Alan knows he must understand what’s happing to him and his friends—and also that he must be the biggest, most muscular, most hypercocked stud of all.
  • The body spray by Coalth Fur Hair Grad Cock MGrow Musc  Bodybuilder Kevin, needing a little armpit spray, spots a strange brand of deodorant in the gym vending machine and decides to give it a try.
  • Bulking by Proteus MGrow Gut Musc  Sometimes, when people have a crush on their hunky roommate, they act on it by secretly trying to make the guy progressively hotter.
  • The G by Braun1 Cock Hypno MGrow Musc  Working at the gym in a small town you get to admire the local muscle on the sly. But when someone comes along who’s muscled to the point of being inhuman, all bets are off.
  • Geno-type, Part 8 by Ziel CGrow Cock HyCock Infect  Jake and Tyler are enjoying the hell out each other and their massive equipment, totally unaware that someone else might be enjoying the sight of them together as well.
  • Medicine show, Part 151 by Fafhrd and Longbow9 Bi CGrow Virgin Het Cock HyCock Infect Self Series  Mahmout feels the effects of what’s happening to his junk. He tries to get somewhere safe but ends up giving Kevin an unexpected eyeful.
  • A new coffee by Linkin MGrow Musc Grow  Jake comes home to the sight of Mike's amazing transformation. Mike wants the same thing for Jake, but then gets more than he bargained for.
  • Raiders basketball by VanderAnder Bi Het Cock Self  Trying out for the school basketball team involves more than being really good at basketball.
  • The ski trip by Allan Cedar XArm XCock XLimb Twins  A group of multilimb guys get to know each other better in a secluded ski cabin.
  • Spice, Part 43 by Mr. X and Mad Dog CGrow Dad Hair Grad Cock Scent MGrow Musc Grow  The morning after the competition, Phil wakes up feeling heavier. He is. Even without the extra muscle, though, Peter is already seeing him in a new light.

Posted: 28 March 2020

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Site Update: 21 March 2020 2020-03-21T16:21:21+00:00

Patreon supporterswho pledge at $15 or more can suggest ideas for vignettes—one-scene stories, generally 1,000 to 2,000 words—and that’s what this update is on my end: three shortish, one-scene tales requested by patrons. (I can never write anything that’sactuallyshort, but these come closest.) I had a great time doing them. And to ensure I take care of my patrons on the regular, as well as to give myself a change of pace from my usual longer fare, I’m guaranteeing vignette updates every other month. I want to hear from you for the next one!

I thought I would be kind of shy this week in terms of contributions, but it turns out this is a pretty hefty update, with a wide range of stories from dark to light and across lots of taste spectra. Please upvote and comment on the stories you like—we authors use your feedback to shape what we write next.

The next update will be 4 April. In the meantime stay home, and stay safe. And thanks for visiting the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 21 March 2020

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NEW CHAPTER: "Threefer", Part 3 by BRK 2020-03-21T16:18:07+00:00

NEW CHAPTER: "Threefer", Part 3 by BRK—Even a guy with an embiggened, unstoppable manhood and two equally relentless, newly budding items on his chest still has to do normal things like making breakfast, though even that doesn’t end up being as normal as he’d hoped.

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NEW STORY: "Remodel" by BRK 2020-03-21T16:15:45+00:00

NEW STORY: "Remodel" by BRK—On a modeling shoot in Brazil, Reese finds himself uncovering his body’s hidden potential—which apparently includes some unexpected extras.

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NEW STORY: "Customer satisfaction" by BRK 2020-03-21T16:14:13+00:00

NEW STORY: "Customer satisfaction" by BRK—During his time in Bucharest, Peter is experimenting with his magic, infusing the clothes in the shop he’s working at with special transformative properties. What he doesn’t expect is for one of his customers to come back and confront him over what Peter had done to his junk.

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Saturday Flashback: Celebrity Status 2020-03-14T14:44:08+00:00

This week’s archive binge collects stories where the rich and famous get caught up in meta-man transformations. Some are famous already, others become famous thanks to their new physique and amped up magnetism, but all of them get to deal with the extra problems of experiencing hot masculine upgrades right there in the public eye. (Ew, maybe not right in the eye. AndnowI’m picturing Miss Coco Peru leaning forward and sneering,“Itburrrns...”)

The next update is 21 March and will be all vignettes inspired by Patreon requests. If you’re a patron in one of the suggestion tiers, make sure to message me with what you’d like to see depicted in a one-scene ministory! In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

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Site Update: 7 March 2020 2020-03-07T16:33:16+00:00

Up this week is a new chapter for the commissioned story “Finding Owen”, the sequel to “Love/Shift”. Owen’s one of my favorites, just because he’s vibrant and cheeky no matter the circumstances. It makes me want to give him a good story, so I hope he likes where this one is going. Ifyouhappen to be interested in commissioning me, you can sign up for one of the commissioning levels atmy Patreon, either as a one-time thing or monthly. Next time I’m going to be responding to some recent Patreon suggestions from the other tiers, so if you’re a patron, or become one, make sure to message me on Patreon with what you’d like to see! And once again to all my patrons, I extend my humble and sincere gratitude for helping fuel my drive to create my own special worlds where four-armed men and tree-sized cocks and lascivious werebears and all sorts of unlikely things are as everyday as electric cars and clickbait.

Lots of good stuff this week, so huge thanks to our contributors as well. Remember upvotes and comments on the stories you like are always welcome feedback for the authors. If you feel like you’ve got a story that would work on Metabods, feel free to send it in—if it’s been posted elsewhere, or it’s never been shared before.

The next update is 21 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 7 March 2020

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NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 3 by BRK 2020-03-07T16:29:16+00:00

NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 3 by BRK—Owen starts to understand just how much has changed for Victor and Gerardo on account of meeting him—and not just the fact that all three of them need to go shopping for larger clothes.

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Saturday Flashback: February 2016 2020-02-29T14:45:43+00:00

Saturday Flashback: Happy leap day, everyone! For this week’s archive binge, a trip back to the another leap February, four years back. So much has changed, but smut remains a constant. Check it out!

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User #13665044 - 29 Feb 20 17:21
I'm reminded of the old Tom Leherer song, SMUT! A great trope about family values.
Site Update: 22 February 2020 2020-02-22T17:01:52+00:00

A lot of contributions this week, so it’s a big update; plus three chapters from me, two in my jinn story “Shadow and Flame” and a more frivolous messing-with-guys-to-make-’em-hotter story as well. Beyond that I am needing to get some post-posting sleep, so all I have left to say is that the next update is 7 March, and to thankmy brill, knockout and generally wonderful Patreon supportersand all you folks for visiting (and commenting and upvoting). Enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 22 February 2020

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NEW STORY: "The elevator ride" by BRK 2020-02-22T16:56:31+00:00

NEW STORY: "The elevator ride" by BRK—Another long, boring elevator ride… and you’ve resisted messing with your coworkers for so long.

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NEW CHAPTERS: "Shadow and flame", Parts 6-7 by BRK 2020-02-22T16:54:56+00:00

NEW CHAPTERS: "Shadow and flame", Parts 6-7 by BRK—As they explore their growing affection for each other and the ramifications of their connection as man and jinn, Matim and West take a journey to Old Babylon—or, at least, a reasonable facsimile thereof.

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Saturday Flashback: Cleaning the Code 2020-02-15T14:58:02+00:00

I finally had some time to deal with some site issues I had backlogged for the last six months while I was dealing with that IRL project I turned in in January (on top of my day job and my night job). There’s still more to do, including extending the stylesheet upgrade currently in use on the cover and story pages to the other pages on the site. I’ll be working on that kind of thing off and on over the next few months and more intensely during the summer.

Embedded images. Some of the story-embedded images weren’t meshing with the new story page design. That is now fixed, and the image insert code is now standardized (I have an Excel and everything). There aren’t many of them: for the record, the stories with relevant embedded images are “Alpha product series”; “Big changes”; “Feet up”; “Mega pecs maker dosing accident”; “Mega-tit wrestler freaks”; “Morphed male bulge freaks”; “Muscle milk tit freaks”; “The suitcase”; “Thoros”; and “X-mass”. — Dark mode. Right now in a preliminary state on story pages only. I’ve added a button underneath the story header info to switch on dark mode, but it’s just for that page. Soon I’ll add persistence both for dark mode and for the text size up/down buttons next to it. — Garbled HTML coding. There were a few old stories that had had their HTML ampersand codes messed up, so you were seeing things like < and so on in the text. I believe those are now all resolved. If you see anything miscoded like that, please let me know. — Tag suggestions. Yes, I let the tag suggestions pile up even though I said I wouldn’t. They’ve all been reviewed and the ones I agreed with added, so we’re up to date. I do actively urge you to make tag suggestions to fill in missing tags or question existing tags on individual stories, and I fully intend to keep up with them going forward. If you suggest a new tag, I’d love suggestion submissions on other stories that you think also merit that tag.

To keep with the theme, this week’s archive binge includes stories that involve characters engaged in software and website coding. The next update is 22 February, and in the meantime thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 15 February 2020

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Site Update: 8 February 2020 2020-02-08T17:15:11+00:00

As promised, a second update with more new stuff from me. Two weeks of BRK smut in a row. In a way it’s part of a thank you for bearing with me while I got slightly overloaded the last six months or so. I have more stuff planned for the site over the next few months to make it a better place to hang out and enjoy stuff you don’t find elsewhere.

Speaking of which, among this week’s additions is the final chapter of Tereshky’s growth/mutation/horror story “Hollyville”, so if you haven’t been following that one go back and start from the beginning, and then try not to imagine it happening in your street, tonight, the moment you close your eyes for sleep…

Next update is 22 February. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

This week’s stuff:

Posted: 8 February 2020

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