Did a bit of coding today, and Mario's phone now has a new app on it! Unlike in the demos, your snapchat messages will be a bit more spaced out in the final game. But while you're waiting for a new message, you can always take a look at the social-media app to see what's going on in the Mushroom Kingdom zeitgeist.
You can read the moment-to-moment thoughts of an endless range of characters here, including the devoted toads who protect the princess, as well as the perverted mobs from Bowser's kingdom who are dying to see her nude.
At a certain point, it becomes clear that Bowser isn't sharing messages only with you. And the characters on this app will react to the messages he sends in real time. You'll even see characters like Luigi and Wario share their thoughts. And of course, I'll eventually have Bowser and Peach share some photos on this app too.
Anyway, that should be fun, right? I'm sure nothing will go wrong to publicly humiliate Mario here!