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EARLY ACCESS: Buckley Saves Halloween 2020
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2020-10-19T17:10:12+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/SnD4tg53DXM

I've decided to release a bonus video for everyone this week, and Patreon gets the first look at it! Here's the description:

A lot of places aren't going to allow trick-or-treating this year for Halloween, and in the places where they will allow it, a lot of people are not going to participate. SO, here's an angry, childless man to tell you how to give your kids a fun Halloween!

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com A lot of places aren't going to allow trick-or-treating this year for Halloween, and in the places where they will allow it, a lot of people are not going to participate. SO, here's an angry, childless man to tell you how to give your kids a fun Halloween!

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User #29812143 - 19 Oct 20 18:41
It's kind of funny to see the rest of the world still in relative lockdown whereas for Halloween we're contemplating bush doof, clubbing or hitting a bunch of house parties :D I still wana smash a pumpkin though... 20 is still young enough for that shit right?
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doseofbuckley - 19 Oct 20 19:31
Feel free to smash a pumpkin at any age.
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User #12557540 - 19 Oct 20 18:20
All for Baking with Buckley making a comeback
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doseofbuckley - 19 Oct 20 18:31
Baking with Buckley: Sriracha Pumpkin Seeds For White People
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User #29924482 - 19 Oct 20 19:19
I've been watching youre videos since 2010, 2011 ish (I'm only 20 so might explains why i grew up to be an asshole) and I still for some reason don't match your voice with your face and I'm not sure why. Throws me off every single time.
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doseofbuckley - 20 Oct 20 01:24
I think it's because I didn't start that way. If I had, it might have lined up better, but now it's like "who the hell is this guy, this is not the image I had in my head this whole time".
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User #29924482 - 20 Oct 20 02:00
For some reason I originally pictured you as some tatted up biker style dom. No idea why. You can imagine my surprise when it turned out to be damn near the complete opposite.
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User #29813040 - 19 Oct 20 17:34
This is a perfect idea. I don't have any kiddos, but if I did...this would be awesome.
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doseofbuckley - 19 Oct 20 17:53
Yeah this might be a tough sell for some of my audience. That being said, it can work for adult gatherings too. It can also be filled full of candy, OR for a really fun key party experience, fill it full of everyone's keys, someone smashes the pumpkin and everyone scrambles to see who they're taking home! I would not recommend putting tiny liquor bottles in here though, there will be glass everywhere.
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User #29813040 - 19 Oct 20 17:59
We have plastic tiny liquor bottles here. That just might work. Haha candy and booze sounds like a splendid idea.
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User #35544300 - 20 Oct 20 02:50
What a god damn legend
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User #30750302 - 19 Oct 20 20:21
In fact, I think a PhD in math would be detrimental to figuring it out.
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User #29812762 - 19 Oct 20 18:24
Your neighbors are probably confused as fuck why you are smashing a pumpkin with an axe....unless you do this shit on a regular basis
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doseofbuckley - 19 Oct 20 18:33
No that's not a regular activity for me. Although, maybe it should be...
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User #30750302 - 19 Oct 20 20:44
That's a really dope axe.
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doseofbuckley - 20 Oct 20 01:25
Thanks. It's not a real axe, and probably should not have been used to hit something on concrete, but it ended up fine. It's just a display piece. There's a "knife" (which is more of a letter opener) in the handle.
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User #11798494 - 19 Oct 20 22:06
This is actually a pretty good idea. And unlike piñata’s the smashed pumpkin shell could go in the compost, and the pumpkin guts could be turned into pumpkin soup. Good angle for the environmentally conscious people.
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doseofbuckley - 20 Oct 20 01:25
Oh you know me, I'm always the environmentalist.
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User #11798494 - 20 Oct 20 02:12
I’m no greenie, but I inherited an irrational hatred of food waste from my mother. So this ticks boxes for me!
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User #31366107 - 19 Oct 20 20:30
Love it Buckley! Although my kid is too young to care...
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doseofbuckley - 20 Oct 20 01:26
Yeah a very small child might have trouble smashing it, so there is that. But maybe smash it in front of them to watch the candy fly out. Kids love stuff flying everywhere (as long as they're not getting pelted by it).
EARLY ACCESS: Smash Mouth vs Radio Hosts
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2020-10-16T16:01:16+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/wSQaBrgALWQ

It's time for your early look at this week's video! The description is below, but I also wanted to mention that the voices you'll hear in the "Buckley's Unfocused Focus Group" segment were from Patreon members. This is a feature I may attempt again at some point, so if you're in the "Recommended Dose" tier or above, definitely consider linking your Discord account to Patreon (it can be done through the settings here on Patreon) for a chance to get chosen next time. Anyway, on with the video!

After years of being trolled on the Internet, are Smash Mouth reinventing themselves as the ultimate trolls? After playing a concert in the middle of a pandemic, the 90s alt-rock group took some time to tell radio hosts that they don't appreciate people talking over the intros of music. Guess how radio hosts responded? Buckley, a trained radio broadcaster, breaks down what the argument was all about, and who's really right.

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com After years of being trolled on the Internet, are Smash Mouth reinventing themselves as the ultimate trolls? After playing a concert in the middle of a pandemic, the 90s alt-rock group took some time to tell radio hosts that they don't appreciate people talking over the intros of music. Guess how radio hosts responded? Buckley, a trained radio broadcaster, breaks down what the argument was all about. NOTE: AS ALWAYS, any 3rd Party Ads you see on this video were not put here by me. This video used clips under fair use/fair dealing laws, and YouTube does not respect those laws, so instead they automatically put ads on the video. All revenue from those ads goes directly to the labels. A small price to pay to be allowed to make these videos I guess.

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User #17776404 - 16 Oct 20 16:47
Honestly I don't care too much when the announcer talks during the intro. I could take it or leave it. I usually listen to the same station because they play a lot of songs I like and occasionally something I haven't heard (mainly listen while driving to and from work.) And late at night it's usually Alice Cooper who's hosting it.
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User #9833476 - 16 Oct 20 16:31
So radio is saying, go out to other options that doesn't have intro. Radio is basically dying because of those options. It seems kind of counterproductive to me.
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User #30750302 - 16 Oct 20 21:22
I don't listen to the radio basically ever. I don't like getting commercials and the jockeys tend to be annoying. That said, I love me some radio edits of songs. Some songs have intros that take ages where nothing is happening. I hate that shit. I'd much rather hear a radio host talk about whatever than listen to a minute and a half of slow buildup to a song. I suspect many people share this, that's why that shit is cut out in radio edits to something manageable for the host.
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User #2476698 - 16 Oct 20 19:50
I'm still surprised this media is still alive
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User #29813040 - 16 Oct 20 16:05
Getting all hot n' bothered when Buckley "hits the post".
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User #30750302 - 16 Oct 20 21:25
Fun format. You might wanna talk to your guests a bit more so you can pick and choose the right soundbyte for the montage later on, but it's a cool concept.
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User #884693 - 16 Oct 20 16:15
I can’t listen to the radio at work cause it’s a solid 5 for me when they hit the post. Might get fired for jizzing at work....kidding. Great video though! I’ve personally not listened to the radio for years, it’s dead to me. If I want to listen to music I’ll play it through Spotify because I don’t want to listen to random music that I may or may not like.
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User #29839099 - 16 Oct 20 16:54
I never thought there would EVER be a time I agreed with Smashmouth 😳
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User #186605 - 16 Oct 20 17:53
I also hate it when for example "Beat it" is faded out just before Eddie Van Halen's solo
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User #10577638 - 16 Oct 20 16:28
The only problem I have with hitting the post is that sometimes songs have bangin’ intros and I can’t hear them thanks to the announcers. For example, the intro to “Since I’ve Been Loving You” by Led Zeppelin from “The Song Remains the Same”. I bust a nut to that every time I hear it. I’d be pissed if an announcer decided to talk over that.
Bonus #39 - Buckley vs Buckley: Otherkin
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2020-10-13T16:00:04+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/eqLTye-XH6k

This is perhaps one of my most anticipated Patreon exclusives, so let's not dick around with a long write-up, the description from the video is below, have a great week and enjoy!

Buckley takes a fresh look at one of his most quoted and referenced non-music related videos of his entire career. 5 years ago, a community gained a lot of attention on the Internet, how's that community doing now? And what about THAT WORD you used, Buckley?! It's the infamous "Otherkin" video reviewed in this edition of "Buckley vs Buckley", a Patreon exclusive.

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User #12679515 - 18 Oct 20 04:08
This is so random, but when I saw the picture of grape soda, I thought it was crazy you picked the one from my local grocery store (H-E-B). Never would I thought a Texas store brand soda would make it in one of your videos, but here we are. Maybe I'm just a little weird, but I thought it was pretty neat.
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doseofbuckley - 18 Oct 20 18:55
I assure you it was a coincidence, but if there are these types of little accidental shoutouts in my videos, I'm glad people enjoy them.
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User #5789342 - 14 Oct 20 04:41
i just watched the original video yesterday, great timing
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User #14383283 - 13 Oct 20 21:28
I love these, it reminds me of a director's audio commentary on a DVD.
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User #10459329 - 17 Oct 20 11:43
Fucking class. I still laugh at the grape soda line. Liked it so much that I came to Canada myself to experience what's so good about the grape soda. No weird people barking at it yet though, otherwise 10/10.
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User #29815062 - 20 Oct 20 00:16
Funny that you mention the tumblr thing. Whenever I get an email about a new follower on my tumblr, 9 times out of 10 it's a porn account. And I hate it every time.
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User #29812762 - 13 Oct 20 16:15
I loved the tranny line because I feel like it tied in really well with the way tumblr was at the time. The trans community was really divided (edit: and still is very divided) and the otherkin community was really adding to the tension. I really enjoy these and the behind the bottle videos.
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User #29875182 - 13 Oct 20 20:47
Oh, it's beep boop from the discord live! Totally agree. Otherkin kept trand from being taken seriously, when honestly, treating a born-male person as a female is honestly not hard to do, treating a human as a fucking polar bear 🙈 ridiculousness
EARLY ACCESS: 90s Rap: Honestly? Not Much Better
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2020-10-09T16:00:06+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/tuzYPuKxSAI

Another Friday, another first look at this weekend's video for my Patreon subscribers! This month I've been putting together some very ambitious videos and I wanted to avoid a cliché here, but I'm hoping you'll enjoy them as much as I enjoyed making them. We start with this video taking a look at the glorious 90s (and a little bit of the 80s), and... well I'll let the video description take it from here:

There are very vocal people on the Internet who believe that pretty much all "older" music is inherently better than all "newer" music. Buckley attempts to ruin that for them, this time using rap as the example. Did you know that all modern rap is just swearing, flexing, sex, drugs and violence, while all 80s and 90s rap is cleaner and only discusses relevant social issues? Well, after watching this video, perhaps we'll find out if the people who believe that are 2 Legit 2 Quit having that opinion.

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com There are very vocal people on the Internet who believe that pretty much all "older" music is inherently better than all "newer" music. Buckley attempts to ruin that for them, this time using rap as the example. Did you know that all modern rap is just swearing, flexing, sex, drugs and violence, while all 80s and 90s rap is cleaner and only discusses relevant social issues? Well, after watching this video, perhaps we'll find out if the people who believe that are 2 Legit 2 Quit having that opinion.

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User #38994260 - 9 Oct 20 19:59
I had forgoten most of these songs even existing. Be right back I need to bleach my ear and brain by blasting Beast in Black on loop.
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User #31366107 - 15 Oct 20 13:44
I used to believe the same. As I got older and listened to more music, I went away from that. Now I have a teen sister that adores the music I grew up with and believes the 90s were awesome. I just laugh at her.
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User #11798494 - 10 Oct 20 05:02
Ah shit I’d pay for a full length version of Buckley rapping Cummin’Buckets Thanks for the memories, I was totally into gangster rap and I also thought 2 Live Crew was so cool because of their boundary pushing content that parents hated. So glad I’ve left that part of me back in the 90’s
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User #29826870 - 9 Oct 20 16:20
You always get me right at the end Buckley. Thank you for making me laugh after nine hours of cutting sheet timber for assholes, powerful comedy right here.
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User #29839099 - 9 Oct 20 16:17
How much would we have to donate to patreon to get you to record “cummin buckets” in full?
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User #17776404 - 9 Oct 20 17:40
I'd up my pledge to get a full version of Buckley recording this song. Lol
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User #22665420 - 10 Oct 20 01:32
People have been eating too many member berries
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User #29813040 - 13 Oct 20 13:39
"Cummin' Buckets" would be the biggest banger of 2020.
Bonus #38 - Making Fun of Pumpkin Spice is SEXIST? (Extra Dose)
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2020-10-06T16:01:01+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/JRMDQtvVUe8

It's the first bonus piece of content for October, and what better way to start than with something seasonal? Get yourself a coffee full of a bunch of sugary shit and enjoy this week's Extra Dose. Here's the video description:

It's "Pumpkin Spice Season", which means it's also the season to make fun of people who make Pumpkin Spice coffees and foods a part of their identity. But, did you know that it's actually SEXIST to make fun of women who like Pumpkin Spice? Buckley proves himself to be an equal opportunity asshole as he mocks various trends.

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It's "Pumpkin Spice Season", which means it's also the season to make fun of people who make Pumpkin Spice coffees and foods a part of their identity. But, did you know that it's actually SEXIST to make fun of women who like Pumpkin Spice? Buckley proves himself to be an equal opportunity asshole as he mocks various trends.

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User #18070414 - 6 Oct 20 19:06
I’m what you call a White Girl but I’m Basic when it comes to loving Pumpkin Spice as a concept. I don’t like coffee cause I never have (I do enjoy a nice Fall Black Herbal Tea) and I won’t even wear Uggs even when I’m dead in the ground, they’re so ugly. Aside from Starbucks getting all up in PSL, every year Trader Joe’s seems to launch a bunch of new PS items that I initially get excited about until I remember that it’s just sugary spiced crap. Even for someone like me, living in Minnesota, the weather isn’t cooperating with the whole PSL vibe. It’s 76 degrees Fahrenheit today and will be 75-85 for highs this weekend. There won’t be a PSL season at all in 25-50 years due to climate change. But this year, I wish the backlash will take a rest time cause...it’s Fucking 2020: We All Need a Break!! PS - I was a Walmart cashier, working in the Lawn and Garden/Seasonal dept, from 2006-2009 and there were multiple times where Halloween and Xmas decorations were displayed together. It hurts my brain and optic nerves just thinking about the color clash
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User #4618497 - 6 Oct 20 20:44
This is really hard to relate to from a country (or maybe it's because I'm used to smaller towns) where people get their take away coffee from the nearest bakery and you always have about 4 choices (coffee, latte, cappuccino, espresso). Guess Europe is not west enough for the west
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User #14811191 - 6 Oct 20 18:33
Haha! Actually, (for Walmart US) all stores will be closed on Thanksgiving Day and the Black Friday sales will be done online only since people won’t be able to socially distance being that busy.
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User #30750302 - 6 Oct 20 19:39
Where I'm from, we don't have thanksgiving, or halloween. Even Christmas isn't as big a deal as in the US. We have our own holiday at the start of december with its associated special candy shit. Of course, the shops already sell them a little, or a lot, ahead of the season. Every year, without fail, people are bitching when the stuff's first in the shops. "can you believe they're already selling [holiday candy]? It's still summer out!" It's not that they're wrong to call out predatory pre-dated companies trying to abuse our holidays to sell us shit, it just gets tiresome after a couple years. I'm glad to hear this is a universal thing and Americans bitch about thanksgiving shit being in the shops too early as well. Just know that thanksgiving is all that's protecting you from wallmart stocking christmas junk in august.
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User #5961680 - 7 Oct 20 15:01
Your description of the fast food industry was spot-on. I was cracking up at the "Arby's! Meat! MEN!" And that ending is excellent. I guess it makes sense for many people though; the purpose of working and earning money is to spend it on things that earn social recognition.
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User #11798494 - 6 Oct 20 22:52
I don’t know if the pumpkin spice craze reached Australia - I’m not on trend. But I’m so silly - my first thought always goes to the pumpkin part and I’m so grossed out for a microsecond thinking about pumpkin flavoured drinks.
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User #14811191 - 6 Oct 20 16:25
I work at a Walmart. The Christmas tree and lights display have been up for about a week and a half now.
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doseofbuckley - 6 Oct 20 18:20
Pure insanity. But I guess they know it's the only holiday that might make any money. Going to be very interesting if the retailers will even be able to do Black Friday this year, everyone elbow-to-elbow like that? Gonna have people coughing on TVs going "guess I'll have to take that one!"
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User #17776404 - 7 Oct 20 17:18
I worked at Walmart up until the end of July. That place was pure insanity. But they did announce shortly before I left that they'd be closing their doors on Black Friday due to the pandemic.
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User #17776404 - 7 Oct 20 17:18
Also oh God I am so happy to be away from that place. Maybe now I'll start enjoying the holidays again.
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User #31366107 - 8 Oct 20 15:52
You put into words the reason why I believe pumpkin spice is overrated. I always knew it was overrated but still tried a pumpkin spiced latte once. Yea I thought it was an okay drink.
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User #30260756 - 8 Oct 20 11:44
I love the seasonal coffees Starbucks has to offer, but I never realized that it was such a trend for Americans.
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User #31366107 - 8 Oct 20 15:55
Yea definitely. I just checked the menu. There's like 7 drinks and 3 breads that are pumpkin flavored. Before this month, they weren't on the menu.
EARLY ACCESS: The Oscars: Pretending They Care About Diversity
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2020-10-02T16:01:03+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDyPmhG_4g

It's another exciting Friday, and another early look at this weekend's video! I'll just let the description (which I wrote anyway) speak for me here:

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences recently released new "eligibility guidelines" for the Best Picture Oscar, which requires a movie to effectively meet diversity quotas. Buckley looks at just how easy they've made it to pretend to be diverse without actually being diverse, compares it to a Canadian system made for music eligibility, and explains why it won't really change anything.
ELIGIBILITY RULES: https://www.oscars.org/news/academy-establishes-representation-and-inclusion-standards-oscarsr-eligibility

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences recently released new "eligibility guidelines" for the Best Picture Oscar, which requires a movie to effectively meet diversity quotas. Buckley looks at just how easy they've made it to pretend to be diverse without actually being diverse, compares it to a Canadian system made for music eligibility, and explains why it won't really change anything. ELIGIBILITY RULES: https://www.oscars.org/news/academy-establishes-representation-and-inclusion-standards-oscarsr-eligibility

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User #30750302 - 2 Oct 20 17:52
Cool video, though. I wouldn't have connected it to the MAPL system if you hadn't, and It's actually very instructive to just go through a popular film as an example.
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User #30750302 - 2 Oct 20 17:51
My god this is dumb. You add a quota, which is a dumb and destructive way to fight underrepresentation and one that everyone seems to dislike, and the you don't even make it a meaningful quota, by only requiring a handful of people in a pool of hundreds.
Bonus #37 - Inside the Bottle: Buckley's Audio - Behind the Scenes
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2020-09-29T16:01:03+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/lY34a6yg8hA

I've been trying to provide a bit of variety when it comes to the bonus videos. Now, the stats say the most popular ones are when I basically just do an extra mid-week Dose, but every now and then people want to know a little more about the process that goes into what I do. So, this week's Bonus video shows you just how much work I put into making my audio the star of the show. Here's the description:

Buckley comes out of the closet (that he records in) to show you his recording setup, equipment, and a little bit of the editing process in this behind the scenes look at how the sausage is made.

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User #521824 - 29 Sep 20 16:14
I’m not into making podcasts or videos but this has been very fascinating. Thanks Buckley.
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User #29813040 - 29 Sep 20 19:07
I've been jonesing for another Inside the Bottle. <3
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User #29813040 - 29 Sep 20 19:16
Oh gosh. I'm never going to get over Buckley reciting the lyrics to WAP.
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User #36340815 - 29 Sep 20 19:07
I really like this!
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User #4534396 - 29 Sep 20 16:34
I know you're explaining everything along the way but whatever you used to capture the window didn't capture the dropdowns. EDit2: It doesn't matter.
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User #884693 - 29 Sep 20 16:02
I’ve wanted to see this stuff forever! (Not sarcasm) Thank you for this
EARLY ACCESS: Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather
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2020-09-25T16:01:05+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/KCKj8xjQETI

It's Friday and it's time for your early look at this weekend's video! Fun fact for those who pay attention to these types of things: I skipped a number. This is Dose #323, my last Dose (the one about Joe Rogan) was #321. So where's #322? Well, I've delayed it until next week because I'd already finished it, but then felt this Dose would be more topical this week while #322's would still be fresh for another week.

Internet goofball Logan Paul is trying to draw out boxing legend Floyd Mayweather for a publicity stunt... I mean... totally legitimate boxing match. But is Logan Paul so uneducated about the sport that he doesn't understand weight classes? Plus: Buckley, a former boxer and coach, gives his expertise of Logan Paul's in-ring abilities by breaking down his fight with KSI, and discusses how this could be both bad AND good for the sport.

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com Internet goofball Logan Paul is trying to draw out boxing legend Floyd Mayweather for a publicity stunt... I mean... totally legitimate boxing match. But is Logan Paul so uneducated about the sport that he doesn't understand weight classes? Plus: Buckley, a former boxer and coach, gives his expertise of Logan Paul's in-ring abilities by breaking down his fight with KSI, and discusses how this could be both bad AND good for the sport.

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User #201411 - 25 Sep 20 23:42
Even at a 50 pound advantage Logan Paul would get destroyed by Mayweather.
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doseofbuckley - 26 Sep 20 04:00
Yes, theoretically it should still be very one-sided. But IF you're used to being hit by guys who are your own weight, and if Mayweather fights to try and out-point him instead of actually knock him out, it might be just a long, boring one-sided beating. I don't think people realize how big a difference 50 pounds is at that weight, and what they'll actually look like standing beside each other. But yes, skill-wise there's no question, and Logan Paul hasn't indicated that in a boxing match that he knows how to use that weight.
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User #29826870 - 25 Sep 20 17:30
I'm not saying I would want to see this twat die in the ring. That would be a bit harsh but beaten to bloody pulp so he can come out and tell his 18 million followers I'm actually not an athlete and that there is no substitute for decades of training would be nice. Could make it an inspiration for kids everywhere that maybe they should look for something in between getting punched in the face for a living and lucking it out on the Internet.
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User #22665420 - 27 Sep 20 19:23
Let’s start a go fund me for the Buckley v Shapiro fight
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User #22509296 - 28 Sep 20 02:05
Shut up and take my money!
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User #29812762 - 25 Sep 20 17:47
I remember watching the first Logan vs KSI fight and watching Scarce get destroyed. That was painful to watch.
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User #787023 - 25 Sep 20 19:41
I'd pay good money to see you kick the fuck out of Ben Shapiro.
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User #11798494 - 26 Sep 20 02:50
I’ve never been into boxing, but pass the hat around cause I’d pay to watch that too!!!
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doseofbuckley - 26 Sep 20 04:02
Well, I'm sure Ben Shapiro fans would pay good money to see him try and be a real life tough-guy so maybe if this goes "viral" enough, we can do a 3 round amateur fight / "white collar" fight. I'd say the odds are about a million to one, but in the infamous words of Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber... "so yer sayin' there's a chance!"
Bonus #36 - How Blockbuster Could Have Won (Extra Dose)
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2020-09-22T19:01:56+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/a81BwQW3oVw

We're rounding the corner on September, and as we head into October and the stores that are allowed to open start putting out their Christmas displays (seriously, they're doing it, Halloween might be cancelled a lot of places but retailers will be damned if they're going to lose out on one Christmas dollar!), one store died 10 years ago and doesn't have to worry about that! Enjoy this bonus video about Blockbuster, and why in today's marketplace, it could actually offer more than all the streaming services. Here's the description:

This month is the 10 year anniversary of Blockbuster Video filing for bankruptcy protection, as it was basically crushed by Netflix. But now that everyone is annoyed at the fact that you need 8 different streaming services to have access to most, but not all content, could Blockbuster have survived? Buckley explains why Blockbuster could have everything under one roof while Netflix can't have Marvel movies anymore.

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This month is the 10 year anniversary of Blockbuster Video filing for bankruptcy protection, as it was basically crushed by Netflix. But now that everyone is annoyed at the fact that you need 8 different streaming services to have access to most, but not all content, could Blockbuster have survived? Buckley explains why Blockbuster could have everything under one roof while Netflix can't have Marvel movies anymore.

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User #29826870 - 22 Sep 20 21:28
I never had a subscription but my friend's dad had one and it was great I remember the polite reminder to please rewind the tapes after watching that most people ignored. You would make a night of Blockbuster though get some snacks maybe a pizza and pick up the film ah good times. Now we sit and watch episode after episode of a series that auto play themselves for hours until it finally stops itself to check if you want to commit another hour and half of your life.
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doseofbuckley - 24 Sep 20 14:48
You know, Blockbuster never sent anyone over to make sure I was actually watching their stuff. "Are you awake? Are you ok? You've just watched 6 Jean-Claude Van Damme movies back to back, and one of them was Street Fighter. Are you sure you don't want to take a break?"
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User #26834061 - 22 Sep 20 19:09
I can't really agree with this one, since most things are buyable / rentable on Google Play (or similar services), and they're around the same price point that Blockbuster was. This is the successor to Blockbuster, Netflix isn't.
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User #84572 - 22 Sep 20 19:47
Even that doesn't fly though; there's plenty of content I would happily buy if it were on any of Apple/iTunes, Google Play or even Amazon Prime... I have found myself acquiring DVDs for things as that seems to be becoming easier these days...
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User #4903828 - 22 Sep 20 19:53
Amazon rentals too. You can rent almost any major movie for between $3-6 for 2 days, or "buy" it for between $10-20. You do not even need prime. For the longest time, I never subscribed to streaming and just did that.
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doseofbuckley - 22 Sep 20 21:36
Digital still has the issues that physical doesn't have, and so unfortunately Amazon can offer quite a few movies but not quite everything. I was looking through Amazon for a few movies recently, like I really want to rewatch Karate Kid 2 and 3 because I haven't seen them probably since I was like 13 years old. But Amazon only seems to have 2 for rent, not 3.
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User #26834061 - 24 Sep 20 18:39
Karate Kid 3 in Canada is rentable on Google Play, Cineplex, Apple TV and Microsoft. The site justwatch.com is great for finding where to watch stuff.
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User #29812762 - 23 Sep 20 00:39
I never thought about the licensing rights with blockbuster but it’s interesting how that shit works.
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doseofbuckley - 24 Sep 20 14:52
The biggest challenge obviously is if they have to buy movies for practically the same price as the rest of us, which companies would probably do if that were the case (if Blockbuster continued to exist, Disney probably wouldn't wholesale a few thousand copies of a movie they're trying to push on Disney+ for cheap), and I'm told there was a time when Blockbuster had to pay like $70 for a VHS tape (although there was a time in the early 80s when VHS tapes were very expensive). So they'd have to rent that movie like 10, 15 times before they really started profiting on it, which is why they got pissed when you had a 2-day rental and you didn't bring it back... they needed to turn that fucker around!
EARLY ACCESS: Social Media Meltdown #7 (Feminists vs A MUG!?)
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2020-09-18T16:01:03+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/T11lf2rBwXg

Well, here it is! The video I was going to release two Saturdays ago has finally made it to my channel! Let's just get right to the description:

Angry women took to Twitter to let Sainsbury's know that they are NOT happy with a mug that ended up on their shelves. The mug in question features an illustration from the beloved children's book "Matilda" on one side, and a quote from the story on the other. What could be offensive about that? Buckley presents a tale of two fonts and how people looking to be offended will always find what they're looking for.

It's everything you love from my channel: me reading tweets in mocking voices, me doing bad accents, and me making fun of people overreacting to a non-issue. Enjoy!


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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com Twitch: http://twitch.tv/DoseofBuckley Angry women took to Twitter to let Sainsbury's know that they are NOT happy with a mug that ended up on their shelves. The mug in question features an illustration from the beloved children's book "Matilda" on one side, and a quote from the story on the other. What could be offensive about that? Buckley presents a tale of two fonts and how people looking to be offended will always find what they're looking for.

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User #186605 - 18 Sep 20 20:56
If I ever lose my faith in misanthropy... I just would have to watch an episode of social media meltdown!
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User #2476698 - 18 Sep 20 23:33
well this like a textbook example on why you should never mix fonts in the same sentence when designing something. You can use bold and cursive sparingly to highlight something or signalize using sarcasm but there are very few examples of mixing fonts being done well, usually just use bigger/smaller size of the same font if you want to appear more artistic. Or colours. Still, people losing their shit over a mug is magical, it shows how much people are on edge in 2020. Even in my country people recently appear two times dumber than usual as too many people recently started to believe coronavirus is a global conspiracy or a thing blown out of the proportions (which, to be fair, it is and was the case in my country) but showing that they absolutely don't understand the root problem of the epidemic ( death toll rising when the hospitals are overrun). Also I think that there's a certain mindset that is way too common here, the "well I'm not sick and none of my friends are sick so OBVIOUSLY the whole epidemic is a goverment's propaganda trying to control our lives". True, I don't personally know anyone nearby who's sick or died because of coronavirus but I know a bunch of people abroad who lost their close ones to the epidemic. But I started to remble off topic so I'll shut up, great video as usual
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User #7708504 - 18 Sep 20 19:25
I happen to work for said company. Hilariously, concerns were raised about the mug the day it went on sale (we have a colleague social media), but then it took nearly a month for the public to make the same bewildering leap of logic. Thanks for the video btw Buckley - it helped get me through my shift
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doseofbuckley - 18 Sep 20 19:59
Anything I can do to stop people from being productive at work!
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User #985072 - 21 Sep 20 00:53
The mugs could be thrown at people to teach them a lesson.
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User #11798494 - 19 Sep 20 01:01
Hell yeah what were Sainsbury’s thinking? That hodgepodge of different typefaces in different sizes slapped together is fucking ugly.
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User #5073310 - 18 Sep 20 16:47
Another bullet point on the list of why I have so little faith in humanity.
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User #144270 - 21 Sep 20 12:30
To be fair, you have to have a fairly high I.Q. to understand Matilda.
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User #29822299 - 22 Sep 20 13:17
You can't make this stuff up :D. Also I don't know much about The Independent and "The Scottish Sun" but that is pretty weak and lazy journalism right there.
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User #787023 - 23 Sep 20 12:42
Both The Sun and The Scottish Sun are considered bottom of the barrel dump xenophobic bullshit but everyone in the UK (except those that read them). They are owned by Rupert Murdock.
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User #29837045 - 18 Sep 20 16:32
I do as the mug commands
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User #4618497 - 18 Sep 20 16:16
I had to wait until you explained it in order to understand what the tweets meant. Guess I'm just that naive.
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doseofbuckley - 18 Sep 20 18:12
Awesome. I kinda wanted this one to possibly have that effect, where I'd be that far into it and you'd be like "wait, WHY are they so upset!?" and then I hit you with it like 2, 3 minutes in and you're like "HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID AS HELL!"
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User #4618497 - 18 Sep 20 19:29
Well, worked for me :D I was dumstruck good.
Bonus #35 - Harry & Meghan vs Netflix Subscribers (microDOSE)
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2020-09-15T15:59:05+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/2kmTMB-zkIM

It seems like pretty much everyone with a pulse is getting a Netflix deal these days. I should really reach out to them, see if they want their very own budget John Oliver. I can just see the description now: "The crass Canadian cuts up Celebrities, Cancel Culture, and other things that may or may not start with the letter C in this biting half hour comedy! It's Andy Rooney if he were an Angry Canuck!" and Netflix's audience, who isn't 80, would have no idea who Andy Rooney is and I'd be cancelled after one season.

In the meantime, here's this week's bonus video, a little story about two other people who just got a Netflix deal... the controversial (for reasons no one outside of England will ever understand) Prince Harry and Meghan Markle! Here's the description:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have stepped away from the Royal Family and into the world that Meghan's more familiar with: showbiz! They recently signed a deal with Netflix, but apparently a few people are a little upset over the possibility that they might be paying money to see the former royals on their TV screens.

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have stepped away from the Royal Family and into the world that Meghan's more familiar with: showbiz! They recently signed a deal with Netflix, but apparently a few people are a little upset over the possibility that they might be paying money to see the former royals on their TV screens.

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User #32140603 - 17 Sep 20 06:14
They are too irrelevant to warrant a cancellation. If people conflate that with the cuties cancellation numbers, it would be funny not gonna lie.
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User #521824 - 15 Sep 20 16:10
Came for the British accents and wasn't disappointed
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doseofbuckley - 16 Sep 20 01:21
I don't know why UK companies aren't knockin' down my door to do voiceover for them.
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User #31366107 - 19 Sep 20 20:00
I can't believe I missed this video. I believe that people are too wrapped up in their own self importance that they believe everything should be to their approval and social media does not help.
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User #29826870 - 15 Sep 20 17:00
Great video i still can't believe the global hype when this pair got married. Just a little point It's an English accent people. I'm still waiting to hear Buckley's Scottish accent...someday.
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doseofbuckley - 16 Sep 20 01:23
I feel like I did a Scottish accent once... but I can't remember what video it was. Maybe I did an Irish one instead.
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User #186605 - 16 Sep 20 19:18
Irish accent could have been in one of the worst songs videos for that Niall Horan tune...
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User #30750302 - 15 Sep 20 16:26
Huh. Did you get a british friend of yours to read out the comments? Or did you hire a voice actor for this? Such dedication to authenticity you have. I respect that.
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doseofbuckley - 16 Sep 20 01:22
Yeah can you believe it was all me?! All those different voices? It's a gift.
EARLY ACCESS: Joe Rogan Fans vs... Joe Rogan?
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2020-09-11T16:01:02+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/KjpyELLxv3c

So, LAST WEEK I said I was delaying a Social Media Meltdown for the Bella Thorne video, and that it would be up this week. And this this whole thing with Joe Rogan happened and I was like "looks like I'm pushing this back again!", so I PROMISE that next week it's a Social Media Meltdown, I don't care what happens next week. If Ariana Grande bites Kim Kardashian's head off and spits it out of a private jet, too bad... I promise it's worth the wait though, it's a real classic-style video of me making fun of absurd people in a very absurd situation. In the meantime... here's the description for this week's Dose, which I'm also very happy with!

Joe Rogan signed a contract for $100 million to bring his incredibly popular podcast to Spotify. But on day one, a few controversial episodes were missing... did Joe sell out and let Spotify censor him? OR is there another possibility considering Spotify has podcasts on their service hosted by the very people they "censored"?

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com Joe Rogan signed a contract for $100 million to bring his incredibly popular podcast to Spotify. But on day one, a few controversial episodes were missing... did Joe sell out and let Spotify censor him? OR is there another possibility considering Spotify has podcasts on their service hosted by the very people they "censored"?

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User #29837045 - 11 Sep 20 16:27
We Americans usually pronounce antifa like that. *bald eagle intensifies*
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doseofbuckley - 11 Sep 20 18:02
Oh I have no doubt I'm going to get shit on for that line... it's the whole "gif vs jif" pronunciation, to me... "antifa" means "anti fascist", so it should be pronounced like you were saying "anti fascist" but leaving off the "scist" part. "Anti-fa". Saying "An-tee-fuh" or whatever, seems wrong to me. I mean, I don't REALLY care, it's a 2 second bit in a 10 minute video, so naturally it'll be the thing that gets most focused on when this thing goes live on Saturday at 3pm.
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User #3752781 - 11 Sep 20 20:08
You definitely know your fanbase :)
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User #30750302 - 14 Sep 20 22:27
But does your anti rhyme with thigh or does it rhyme with see?
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User #9833476 - 11 Sep 20 18:53
Any kind of Buckley content is all right by me
Bonus #34 - Rubi Rose: The Other OnlyFans Controversy
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2020-09-08T19:06:18+00:00
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/Hx_y1_LLp9k

It's bonus video time! This week I had another video all set to go, then I came across this topic while researching my most recent Dose (the Bella Thorne OnlyFans video). Let me know what you think about this, supplementing my "main channel" videos with even more info as a bonus video. Is it a good idea, or would you prefer to just move on and hear about some other topic? Watch the video first before letting me know though! Here's the descriptionn:

NOTE: If you haven't watched my Bella Thorne video, watch it first (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhbNfT_j178) Sure, Bella Thorne is getting all the credit for ruining OnlyFans with her $2 million dollar lingerie shots that everyone thought would be nudes, but did you know someone even LESS famous also was accused of scamming people about a month ago? Rapper Rubi Rose (not to be confused with Actress Ruby Rose) got some OnlyFans users pissed off when she sold images from her own Instagram page, AND photoshopped teaser photos to look like they'd include nudity, only for them to be underwear photos. So maybe OnlyFans wasn't lying when they said "no one user is responsible" for their new policies...

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NOTE: If you haven't watched my Bella Thorne video, watch it first (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhbNfT_j178) Sure, Bella Thorne is getting all the credit for ruining OnlyFans with her $2 million dollar lingerie shots that everyone thought would be nudes, but did you know someone even LESS famous also was accused of scamming people about a month ago? Rapper Rubi Rose (not to be confused with Actress Ruby Rose) got some OnlyFans users pissed off when she sold images from her own Instagram page, AND photoshopped teaser photos to look like they'd include nudity, only for them to be underwear photos. So maybe OnlyFans wasn't lying when they said "no one user is responsible" for their new policies...

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User #4618497 - 8 Sep 20 22:25
I agree with the above comment that this is a good concept for a patreon exclusive video, whenever it works that is. I also enjoyed that in general, lately a couple of people have popped up in your videos again that had been featured in previous ones (and the fact that you remind us every time where we might have heard them mentioned before, as these people aren't on my radar, but it's fun that you're sort of "following up" with people you've talked about in the past).
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User #4618497 - 8 Sep 20 22:26
Might've been a coincidence though, but it's fun nonetheless
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doseofbuckley - 9 Sep 20 00:43
I think I've been trained by comic books too much... in 80s and 90s comics, if there was a reference to something that happened in a previous comic, they'd tell you what issue it was in a little box, so this is me being like "this person was also featured in this video, so if you like me making fun of them here, maybe you'd like to see me making fun of them there too! and if you've been a viewer for a long time, you'll go "oh I remember that!" and it feels like you're part of something that's been going on forever.
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User #30575265 - 10 Sep 20 20:32
I thought of a possible solution for this problem... when you first create an OnlyFans account, your page is automatically labeled "Non-Explicit". When someone goes to subscribe, they'll receive a pop-up letting them know that the account will not feature any sexual / explicit content. In order for you to get rid of this label, you have to post at-least one explicit image or video (which can be verified with an AI). If you post an explicit image then remove it later, the "Non-Explicit" label returns and anyone who already subscribed keeps access to the image.
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User #29924482 - 5 Oct 20 20:56
This is already a thing. You can mark it NSFW or not. People are falsely claiming it as such.
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User #29924482 - 5 Oct 20 20:57
As an onlyfans girl, so far it has not affected us. I haven't experienced any delays. Let's hope it stays that way. Thankfully I don't NEED my onlyfans income like some people do, I just use it for cosplay.
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User #34662035 - 8 Sep 20 23:33
Just like before I absolutely lost it at the “VIDEO NOT FOUND” bit.
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User #7708504 - 8 Sep 20 20:34
I liked the supplemental format - it was really cool to take a deeper dive into the same topic.
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User #2476698 - 8 Sep 20 22:34
as usual excellent line to close the video :D
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User #11798494 - 9 Sep 20 03:51
But when is Pepsi ever a suitable alternative?! Lol
EARLY ACCESS: Bella Thorne Ruins OnlyFans For Everyone
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/KhbNfT_j178

So, originally I had planned on doing a "Social Media Meltdown" video about a topic that I think very few people in the US probably heard about, but it looks like I'm saving that for next week, because I couldn't resist this topic that developed late last week. Here's the description, and enjoy watching it before everyone else gets to!

Former child star Bella Thorne created an OnlyFans account, and in the process broke two things: The record for the most money generated in a day, and OnlyFans itself. And not in that lame way where people go "Oh she BROKE the Internet!" when someone gets 5 million views on Instagram, like the Internet's so fragile that it can't handle 5 million people looking at a photo of a Jenner, but OnlyFans itself had to change some of their policies because of her (although they deny that this is the reason those policies changed). Buckley looks at what Bella Thorne did, and also OnlyFans' reputation in general.

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com Former child star Bella Thorne created an OnlyFans account, and in the process broke two things: The record for the most money generated in a day, and OnlyFans itself. And not in that lame way where people go "Oh she BROKE the Internet!" when someone gets 5 million views on Instagram, like the Internet's so fragile that it can't handle 5 million people looking at a photo of a Jenner, but OnlyFans itself had to change some of their policies because of her (although they deny that this is the reason those policies changed). Buckley looks at what Bella Thorne did, and also OnlyFans' reputation in general.

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User #29836832 - 4 Sep 20 16:33
The last line was pure greatness! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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User #29832900 - 4 Sep 20 17:11
"Sorry everyone" was my favorite line. XD
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User #27529299 - 4 Sep 20 19:24
That was hilarious.
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User #11798494 - 4 Sep 20 23:53
It was!
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User #787023 - 4 Sep 20 18:38
Your worst songs list is the only reason I've ever heard of her before.
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User #186605 - 4 Sep 20 18:11
Man, I don't get it... why should anyone pay 200 bucks for just a photo, even if she would be naked or would get fucked???
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doseofbuckley - 4 Sep 20 18:29
Why "should" anyone do it? I don't know, but no one's really forcing it. Why "would" anyone do it? I guess if you really want to see THAT person naked, and that's how much they're charging. Why does anyone spend money on anything? Because it's something they'd enjoy. Probably some guy out there buying feet pics on OnlyFans going "why do these nerds spend their money on comics?", someone out paying for a hooker going "why would someone spend $200 on a pair of shoes?"
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User #186605 - 4 Sep 20 19:41
Fair... but you can even get videos of people getting fucked for free. To see THAT person naked!? Come on...
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User #27529299 - 4 Sep 20 19:20
I'd love to see a porn film directed and written by Martin Scorsese.
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User #27529299 - 4 Sep 20 19:23
Don't these financial limits only penalize existing creators? Let people pay as much as they want. Let suckers be suckers. And let fuckers be fuckers.
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User #11798494 - 4 Sep 20 23:55
Because as Buckley says - the site has no idea how many of these credit card transactions will actually be legit and go through so they stand to lose a shit tonne of money if people chargeback or it gets stopped by a bank.
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User #27529299 - 4 Sep 20 23:59
I don't think limiting the amount will stop that. I think a $100 tip is lot for some video clips. I think a stripper in person is a waste of cash.
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doseofbuckley - 5 Sep 20 03:19
You're correct, the limits do only penalize existing creators, which is why they're really mad at her. There are definitely things they could do though... for example, Bandcamp, if you try and pay a creator like... $100 or so, Bandcamp will put a hold on the payment and not release the actual item they're buying to them until they've got confirmation, "are you certain this is what you wanted to spend?", and that way once they have that, I assume that solidifies it a little more and if they try a chargeback, Bandcamp can say "no, we have a confirmation from this person, they said this was legitimate and this is the amount they wanted to pay". Definitely ways to do it that don't hurt creators.
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doseofbuckley - 4 Sep 20 16:23
Fun little story here: they made me change the thumbnail because I guess it had the word "Fucked" Blurred (even though it was just the F and the D). Otherwise I have no idea why they wouldn't allow it.
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User #22593550 - 5 Sep 20 18:52
So that's where I knew the name from, have been wondering about that for some time now.
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User #37981163 - 4 Sep 20 16:12
I remember when Bella Thorne was a disney star and ended up on the 2012 worst list. Man how time flies.
Bonus #33 - There Is Crying In Baseball (Extra Dose)
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Break out your Green Day memes, it's September! And even though Baseball just started back up, it will be wrapping up soon (good ol you-know-what!), but even in a short season they've provided me something to make fun of! Here's the description:

For my non-sports fans: this isn't REALLY a sports video, it's a video about people complaining when something doesn't go their way. It just so happens to be sports related. For my sports fans: I talk about the unwritten rules of Baseball and how ridiculous it is for grown adults to be upset that they're losing a game.

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User #30750302 - 2 Sep 20 09:20
Fun video. It feels like it's been a bit since we've seen you get angry at some unimportant shit. That being said, this is the worst thing that's ever happened and it's emblematic of SNOWFLAKE society. Damn liberals turning our proud, all-american sportsmen into soyboy crybabies.
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doseofbuckley - 2 Sep 20 16:27
Yeah, sometimes it's fun to talk about something stupid happening that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but still point out its stupidity.
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User #12310957 - 1 Sep 20 16:27
If I'd have said something like this to Steve Smith during the ashes last year I reckon he'd have hit me with the bat
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User #963810 - 5 Sep 20 22:54
I don't keep up with sports. I'm one of those turbonerds that prefers to watch lame e-sports instead of sweaty, muscled men doped up to their gills slamming into each other or running laps around a field or whatever. Having said that, I thought professional sports was all about being "manly" and leaving your feelings in the locker room and all that tough guy shit? How can the beer swilling, hot dog scarfing REAL MEN that love sports stand up for these babies crying about getting owned too hard? Christ, people... stick to your toxic masculinity with a little more conviction if you're going to make it your identity.
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User #29964290 - 6 Sep 20 00:13
I can't be the only one who thinks the funniest part of all this is the Rangers manager essentially admitting his team is so bad it has no chance to come back from a seven-run deficit with three innings to go
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User #144270 - 3 Sep 20 12:14
You get a prize and you get a prize and you...
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User #29837045 - 1 Sep 20 16:13
This almost makes me wanna get into sports all the sudden
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User #11798494 - 2 Sep 20 08:44
That is the stupidest fucking “rule” I’ve ever heard about a sport. Nothing more to say.
EARLY ACCESS: Musical Autopsy: Cardi B ft Megan Thee Stallion - WAP
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It's the end of the week and it's time for your early access look at... ahh you've already clicked the link and you're not even reading this, right? Well, in case you are, here's the video description anyway:

Doc Buckley returns to the Musical Morgue with a gift on the table: It's Cardi B's newest, most controversial song. But with the body this picked over by all the other armchair autopsies out there, is there even any work for Buckley to do? The Doc looks for something that hasn't been discussed about the song yet, AND provides some consultation on how to make the music video better.

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User #2635655 - 29 Aug 20 12:43
chek this out: kent
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User #29832900 - 28 Aug 20 16:44
I listened to WAP for the first time on this vid and those lyrics are disgusting. XD
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User #41756089 - 10 Sep 20 22:11
Hearing him say pussy just kills me.
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User #29839099 - 28 Aug 20 16:18
Kylie Jenners completely random appearance in the video was also really strange.
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User #29858492 - 1 Sep 20 07:33
I don’t know if I should be proud, or ashamed that Steel Panther is one of my favorite bands haha I never really thought to look at “WAP” as a comedic song but from a “Steel Panther” frame of mind, it definitely fits the mold. And none of their music should ever be taken seriously, unless from an instrumental and vocal melody standpoint.
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User #177854 - 28 Aug 20 17:32
I disagree. I think that a graphic sex rap written from a female perspective is still relatively stigmitized, and WAP has some level of importance in that regard. I do agree it has comedic elements, though.
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doseofbuckley - 28 Aug 20 20:28
It's a fair opinion. I always think of Khia's "My Neck, My Back", probably considered super racy at the time, now is considered a rap classic, I haven't heard too many guys go "Ugh Gross", but maybe I'm in the wrong circles.
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User #963810 - 29 Aug 20 06:36
The only good thing about this song is when my wife and I start joke-singing it every time the cat starts cleaning himself. Equally juvenile? Definitely. But at least I admit it.
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User #144270 - 29 Aug 20 08:57
In case no one is aware of it, YouTube have disabled email notifications. So ringing the bell does nothing anymore.
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doseofbuckley - 29 Aug 20 15:29
Well if they just did that recently that might explain some things. "ringing the bell" lets you know on mobile that a new video is up, sending a push notification to your phone (of course, if you have those turned off, that won't matter either).
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User #144270 - 29 Aug 20 17:34
I certainly don't use push notifications on my phone. It's not practical or convenient for YouTube. This is one of the threads on it. https://www.androidpolice.com/2020/08/15/youtube-will-end-email-notifications-for-new-videos-on-august-13/#comment-5043417425 QUOTE Right on schedule, YouTube has discontinued support for email notifications. If you're annoyed at the removal, you can try jerry-rigging something together using YouTube's still-functional support for channel RSS feeds. For example, you could use IFTTT to send you email alerts for new uploads for a given channel using the RSS trigger, though that becomes messy if you have more than a handful of channels you'd like to stay updated on. UNQUOTE
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User #30750302 - 2 Sep 20 09:22
RSS, man. It's the shit. It's one of those things that people made for the ancient internet that just does what it's supposed to. And just so for youtube channels.
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User #11798494 - 29 Aug 20 00:08
I’m definitely not outraged by this song, women being sexually assertive in music isn’t new - I’m showing my age but Lil Kim and Sisquo’s ‘How Many Licks’ had a lot more aggressive content and I remember being thrilled by the feeling of female empowerment. I just think it’s lyrically stupid and the “music” component boring. But it definitely would have made a lot more sense to market it as comedy, it could have actually been funny.
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User #30604433 - 28 Aug 20 17:23
It is comedy. It’s like taking Garfunkel and Oats serious. I think the real tragedy is the artists taking it serious. Who walks around fantasizing penis poking their uvula when they look at a guy.
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User #27078421 - 28 Aug 20 16:20
I gotta take a moment to share RA the Rugged Man’s version: https://youtu.be/i85gDRs4rWY
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User #12987184 - 28 Aug 20 18:17
My exact reaction when I read and heard the lyrics was that it was funny. I actually laughed out loud at the line “When I ride the dick imma spell my name” and “macaroni in a pot that’s some wet ass pussy”
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User #33045799 - 28 Aug 20 16:26
I’m not going to lie, WAP is a guilty listen for me, but I do love it. While I understand where a lot of people are coming from in regards to the lyrics, outrage over the misogynistic reactions, and sexuality of the whole thing, it’s being taken WAY too seriously. Honestly, it shouldn’t even be that big a deal because people have been talking about sex in music FOREVER; it’s nothing new.
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User #22509296 - 28 Aug 20 16:46
Lol. "Keebler Tree"
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User #29813040 - 28 Aug 20 17:14
Buckley's concept for the music video is AMAZING.
Bonus #32 - Advice Patreon Asked For - Number Five
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It's my favorite segment to do, and even better when the questions come to me! This week's Bonus is the fifth edition of "Advice Patreon Asked For". Some of you have sent me your questions, and I've done my best to answer them without ruining your lives. I think. Here's the description!

Buckley's back with more advice for those of you willing to ask for it! This time, I help a person whose worried about some awkward confrontations with a former friend, a guy who's not sure how to get back into the dating scene, and a woman who's worried about her husband's friends being around her child. Well, “help” might be a strong word, but I say words at them and everyone's amused!

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User #36341284 - 26 Aug 20 21:32
That ending line, might be my favorite punch line of yours from all your content. Thank you for the entertainment and laugh(s)!
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User #22665420 - 29 Aug 20 16:27
“You had to carry it, might as well keep it” Christianity summed up
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User #12393048 - 27 Aug 20 05:05
I always forget that Kingpin was a Spiderman villain since after Daredevil on Netflix everyone just thinks of him as a Daredevil villain. I still have my Fleer Ultra Spiderman trading cards from 1994 and I wouldn't let anyone handle those babies.
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User #30260756 - 26 Aug 20 12:00
Haha, this is the best one yet! 😀
EARLY ACCESS: Disney: Destroyer of Movie Theaters
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It's Friday, which means it's early access day! And with our first actual blockbuster of the summer finally reaching theatres (Tenet opens next week) even though not all theatres are even open in North America yet (and many are not allowed to be filled to capacity), what better time to discuss what the studios have been doing all summer! Here's the video description:

Since movie theatres have been closed for the better part of the year, companies have been trying to get creative with getting their content out, pissing off both theatre chains and audiences. But why do we romanticize the "theatre experience"? Buckley provides a little ASMR at the start for those who miss going to the movies.

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Tales from the Carnival: http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com Since movie theatres have been closed for the better part of the year, companies have been trying to get creative with getting their content out, pissing off both theatre chains and audiences. But why do we romanticize the "theatre experience"? Buckley provides a little ASMR at the start for those who miss going to the movies.

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User #2476698 - 22 Aug 20 09:33
12 minutes of ads? Lucky, last time I went to the cinema they lasted for 27.. I would add to the benefits of watching at home "you dont overpay 500% for snacks and can get as wasted as the movie demands with no problem
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doseofbuckley - 22 Aug 20 18:06
I never had 27 minutes, but I guess if you count trailers, yeah I could see that too (or the "pre-show", but I mean from the time the lights go down and it's the time the cinema has said the movie will start, that's when they start ads, then trailers, then the movie). But yeah way too many. I'm paying to watch a movie. If a movie needs to be monetized for it to make money, like the ticket price and the concessions aren't enough, then I think it's a business model that needs to be challenged.
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User #2476698 - 22 Aug 20 20:23
oh, right, I'm counting trailers as ads :D yes, this business model seems outdated even in Eastern Europe here
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doseofbuckley - 25 Aug 20 20:27
Well that's fair, yes I mean trailers are technically ads too. When I say ads though I mean specifically ads for coca-cola, cars, insurance, financial institutions, that sort of thing. The "previews" are definitely ads as well, but I guess I see them as more of a "hey you're watching this thing, here's some things you'd also like to see in the future!", whereas if I go to the movies no one could suggest "oh, you really wanted to know about the all new Mitsubishi WhatevertheFuck"
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User #186605 - 22 Aug 20 07:50
Man, exactly my opinion. Never been to theatres anymore for 20 years or so because of all those annoying things.
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User #11798494 - 22 Aug 20 01:10
In Australia it would cost me $50 just for 2 adult movie tickets at one of the major chains where the seating is at least decent. Mulan will cost me $34.99 (I’m not going to factor in the usual subscription price because I will pay that regardless of whether I watch Mulan or not). Yes please I’ll pay $34.99 for a current movie that my whole family can watch anytime, multiple times.
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doseofbuckley - 22 Aug 20 02:28
It's a STEAL for families, especially if it's a movie where the kids will watch it over and over. Kids that go see a brand new Disney movie that are like "I wanna watch it again!", well here ya go kids, watch it 30 more times if you want. I don't know if THIS is the movie that will prove it to be a success or failure, but like imagine if this existed when the first Incredibles came out or something like that? $30 for the family to watch it and then the kids would watch it a hundred times more?
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User #11798494 - 22 Aug 20 03:53
For my daughter and the first Frozen it would have been an absolute STEAL, I can’t remember the number of times she watched that film.
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User #14383283 - 21 Aug 20 21:01
I really like the moving going experience, luckily the theatres I've been to have decent respectable patrons who shut the fuck up
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doseofbuckley - 22 Aug 20 02:34
It's obviously superior equipment to what I have at home, no doubt. Maybe it's just me though, I've seen easily 100 movies in theatres in my life, not an exaggeration. In my 20s I would go almost every weekend, sometimes I'd see two movies back-to-back. One of our theatres got a "preview copy" of The Last Samurai, so I went and saw a movie in the morning, found out they were having this thing, bought a ticket to that and went back that night for the special screening. BUT, a lot of that was before every single person had a phone, and before phones actually really did much of anything (texting was pretty limited, not really much in the way of games, certainly couldn't get on Facebook or Twitter since neither even existed in 2003), and people just seemed better behaved then. Now everyone's like "I paid $15, I should be able to do whatever I want!"
Bonus #31 - Kreayshawn: Back to Basic (Extra Dose)
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Happy Tuesday, Patreon subscribers! It's time for another bonus video. Here's the description!

Kreayshawn was trending again recently because some teenagers found Gucci Gucci for about an hour and then got bored of it. But what's Kreayshawn been up to since she appeared on my Worst Songs of 2011 video? Well, since you haven't heard anything about her in 9 years, you can guess the fairy tale didn't have a "happily ever after" ending...

If you're still reading this, just a reminder that there are currently slots available in both the "Signature Dose" and "One on One Dose" tiers if that's something that interests you. I'll be back Friday with your first look at the weekend Dose!


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User #16972546 - 22 Aug 20 17:05
Funny you mention Rebecca Black, I actually found her scrolling through Tik Tok. She looks like she's doing fine.
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User #12393048 - 19 Aug 20 05:02
I don't think I'll be funding this idiot, neither will I be 'defunding the police' any time soon. They perform a vital task in society. Idiot celebrities and Hollywood, now let's start talking about 'defunding' these assholes. On a semi-related note it's interesting to see that Tom Hanks has decided to become a Greek citizen shortly after Ricky Gervais outed a lot of his buddies in Tinseltown as pedophiles. You'd almost think the two incidents were related. Who's next to get the Epstein treatment, that's a show I'd happily watch. Bye Bye Hollywood, it wasn't nice knowing you... assholes.
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User #84572 - 19 Aug 20 09:05
Do the police need military grade armaments to “serve and protect”? The point of “defund the police” is about funding less pseudo military and more about things like social care that would do a better job of fixing the issues the police often try to deal with.
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User #30599336 - 25 Aug 20 18:46
On Tom Hanks - Could it be that Greece gave him honorary citizenship because of what he and Rita Wilson did for our country when we had the fires back in 2018 - https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-53554002 You know - it is great when people make stuff up. By the way - pretty sure Greece would send back someone if they were accused of being a pedophile. And by the way - we defunding means moving funds from police to where they would be more effective - not defunding them totally. And as Pete Spicer points out we don't need our police to be outfitted like the army.
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User #12393048 - 27 Aug 20 04:46
I agree with you to a point about the police, I still think when idiots are burning courthouses to the ground then the authorities should use any means to stop them. They're traitors to their country. As for Tom Hanks I'm unsure, there's a lot of gossip and rumor on the Internet, I try and keep an open mind and think for myself. But answer me this, how long did everyone know about Jimmy Savile, the guy from the Sex Pistols outed him in 1978 and he was still a free man when he died recently. The media covered it up, so do you honestly think they'll expose other people? Of course not. How long did Hollywood know about Weinstein and others and do nothing? Bunch of hypocrites. Ricky Gervais stuck it to all of them, it was beautiful.
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User #521824 - 18 Aug 20 18:18
Kreayshawn or Lady... Who was worse? One is whipping out dicks and the other is yankin' em.
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doseofbuckley - 18 Aug 20 18:20
Well maybe I need to do a followup on "Lady" soon, see if she's still doing anything.
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doseofbuckley - 18 Aug 20 18:21
Also speaking of Lady, she's gotta be pissed... she did a song about how her pussy be "yankin", all she got was me making fun of it... Cardi B talks about her wet ass pussy and she gets millions of streams on every service imaginable over the outrage.
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User #29814569 - 18 Aug 20 22:05
It's really sad when I'd rather listen to Willow Smith's "I Whip My Hair," at least she had the excuse of being a teenager.
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User #29842718 - 7 Sep 20 20:03
I wonder if it's a natural defense mechanism that I rarely remember the contents of your worst songs lists - I watch them eagerly, but my brain almost never retains the actual songs.
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User #38303754 - 19 Aug 20 04:01
Watching this made me go and watch the old 2011 worst songs list, got me all nostalgic seeing all the stupid people STILL complaining about you roasting their favourite songs. I think it’s also your most disliked video lol.
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doseofbuckley - 19 Aug 20 16:36
Oh almost definitely. It also has that part where I make fun of Beyonce... making fun of Beyonce in 2011, who would have thought that would lead to my biggest success.
EARLY ACCESS: Musicians Don't Work Hard Enough?
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VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9ISAi4oi0

It's Friday! Before we get to the video, just a reminder that I've been streaming every Sunday in August at twitch.tv/DoseofBuckley, so join me this weekend at 2pm Eastern as I take questions from the audience or discuss various topics, and play some footage of me chuckin' axes (it's oddly mesmerizing).

On to this week's video! Here's the description:

Spotify's Daniel Ek has said that "some artists that used to do well in the past may not do well in this future landscape, where you can’t record music once every three to four years and think that’s going to be enough", suggesting that if they want to "do well", they're going to have to make more music. But isn't that convenient for Spotify to say, given that they benefit more than anyone else when an artist releases more music?

Fun fact: this is my 9th video about a song, musician or the music industry in 5 months. It's actually the most I've discussed music in my entire career on YouTube! So, if you'd like, feel free to yell at the goobers that go "remember when your channel was about music!?"

Oh, and I've teased this a little on Social Media, but I'll just flat out tell you: my final video of the month will be a Musical Autopsy of "WAP". I kinda thought Baby Benny reading the lyrics on his show would ruin it for me, but I've come up with a different angle on the song that I think is far more interesting than "Eww! The lyrics are icky!" And I've got a fun Patreon-exclusive for you in a couple weeks discussing what my old pal Kreayshawn's been up to!


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User #2476698 - 14 Aug 20 18:36
about the bandcamp message that I can't reply to there (as I mentioned before in the comments here on Patreon). I would buy it if I weren't piss poor this month. Due to my boss's holidays the promised fat bonus that we were supposed to get last month was moved to the next month and I kinda sorta depended on it to stay afloat this month
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User #144270 - 15 Aug 20 00:04
Well, that was depressing.
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User #30750302 - 14 Aug 20 22:25
Goddamn tech is depressing.
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User #8756474 - 16 Aug 20 00:24
So I'm friends with a few people who create music, mostly digitally. One of them is a relatively big producer and has done work for movies, produced kpop albums, done a lot of cool shit. She's been in the game for YEARS. She's made more off of Spotify stock options in the past 3 months than she EVER has on Spotify. It's incredibly disheartening, and kills creativity faster than almost anything. I get that a lot of people don't know what goes into music production, but doing it mostly yourself is a lot of work, and artists need to be compensated for their work.
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User #84572 - 16 Aug 20 09:15
What the CEO doesn’t like to say is that while the top tier artists might be alright, smaller artists really not so much. I know a band for example that is on Spotify, turns out a new album every year, sometimes even an album and an EP, plus a variety of other merch, even down to streaming “live concerts” funded on IndieGoGo due to Covid-19 just to keep going, and because they’re not mainstream, the amount off Spotify isn’t exactly stellar. It’s been a source of a fair few comments because it’s not even really doing much to “get exposure” for them either.
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doseofbuckley - 16 Aug 20 15:07
Yeah, well it wouldn't, right? I mean they brag "we've got millions of artists on Spotify", great, so what you're saying is there's no focus or promotion. Everyone and their brother can post their music on Spotify and if it gets a play, you'll send 'em a fraction of a penny, if it gets a thousand plays you'll send them maybe a dollar or whatever. Spotify is awful for smaller artists, they're better off playing up the "poor, small artist" angle and trying to get people to pay $10 or whatever to buy an album off them on Bandcamp, they'll make more money off 10 people buying that album than they would on Spotify in like 6 months in some cases.
Bonus #30 - Patreon Goes Postal #5
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It's time once again for Patreon Goes Postal! I'll let the video description explain what's on tap for you this time around.

Buckley answers your questions! This time, I get asked a bunch of questions about Canada, who I would pick if I had to be stuck in a room with Nicki Minaj or Iggy Azalea, another MFK scenario, near death experiences, eating you-know-what, and my 5 "desert island" books, movies and albums.

Just a note as well: there are a couple spots left in the "Signature Dose" tier if anyone's interested in getting a signed script from me this month. And as always, if you have questions for another edition of Patreon Goes Postal, feel free to put them right here in the comments section on Patreon.


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User #2476698 - 12 Aug 20 05:25
When it comes to Canadian music question - Unleash the Archers are kinda fun power metal band from Canada, I can easily recommend it. Devy is no longer doing or planning to do something with Strapping Young Lad and recently he said he's aiming to move his new material away from metal slowly, but he will still play metal live because he loves his audience. For his recent charity streams he played Almost Again live, a Strapping Young Lad song he played live maybe a couple of times, here's the link if You're interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViLKKrk8v8
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User #29826870 - 15 Aug 20 23:55
Great video, love getting to hear some influences. Have you ever had a motorbike or wanted one?
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User #11798494 - 11 Aug 20 23:50
I live in Australia and it really riles me up when Aussies do that whole parroting thing with American pop culture and politics. I’ve seen videos of Aussies going on about how wearing a mask is “unconstitutional” and a violation of “my rights”. These idiots have no idea what is actually in our constitution they think it’s like the USA where it gives them personal rights or freedoms. Jokes on them we don’t have a bill of rights.
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User #44001273 - 15 Oct 20 23:50
Holy shit you have an original Bachman books with Rage, I am alway checking book stores to see if they have it without knowing what it is. I am so jealous
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doseofbuckley - 16 Oct 20 00:19
Oh right he basically disowned the book and they don't publish it anymore right? Yeah that book I think is from my mom's collection, but now it's basically mine. Inside cover says it was printed in '86.
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User #44001273 - 16 Oct 20 01:27
Yeah it's been off the shelves since 99 (right after Columbine) also I've been watching your videos since 2013 and honestly never subscribed cause I just didn't subscribe to people on youtube. Today I decided you deserved some form of support from me so I made a patreon account just for this and it is well worth it.
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User #34047733 - 25 Aug 20 00:41
How did(does) Patreon change the way you choose content?
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User #6220288 - 11 Aug 20 16:39
Sure, I have a question. Did you ever try to or have the inkling to learn an instrument? If not, do you have any other 'creative' hobbies and can you maybe show us something you've made, or learned to do? I'm not counting making and editing videos in this question since... obviously you do that.
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User #30260756 - 27 Aug 20 13:41
I have a question: Are there any jokes that you made in one of your doses and now cringe over or any puns you're no longer proud of?
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User #29812548 - 15 Aug 20 07:06
Do you have a favorite curse word or phrase?
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User #22665420 - 16 Aug 20 04:48
When I heard Buckley say “eating ass? Yes or no” I cracked up
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User #24579243 - 16 Aug 20 12:48
How tall are you?
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User #9913663 - 13 Aug 20 09:20
Have you ever been “recognized” in public because of YouTube? If so, did you have a positive or negative experience?
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User #29655161 - 12 Aug 20 04:44
Do you feel like the growing divide in politics is natural or an unnatural occurrence?
EARLY ACCESS: Cancel Culture vs Consequence Culture
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It's Friday and it's time for your first look at this weekend's new video! Here's the description from the video:

JK Rowling and a number of other authors and creators signed an open letter to... I don't know... the world... about the dangers of cancel culture (except they called it something else to sound smarter). But is it really a danger? And are some of these people just mad that they're getting yelled at on the Internet? AND is it really censorship of your views when they get shown to millions of people, many of whom just happen to think your views are dumb? Buckley looks at all this and more.

And a quick note, all August long I'll be streaming on Sunday afternoons, so feel free to join me at 2pm ET (11am Pacific, 6pm GMT, sort it out for where you live) at twitch.tv/DoseofBuckley


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Tales From The Carnival! http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store JK Rowling and a number of other authors and creators signed an open letter to... I don't know... the world... about the dangers of cancel culture (except they called it something else to sound smarter). But is it really a danger? And are some of these people just mad that they're getting yelled at on the Internet? AND is it really censorship of your views when they get shown to millions of people, many of whom just happen to think your views are dumb? Buckley looks at all this and more.

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User #12393048 - 8 Aug 20 00:36
If you ever do get 'cancelled' Buckley, don't worry, you'll always have plenty of fans in Australia. Sure we're only a nation of 20 million people but we could use a good leader. I know, I know, you're a Canadian but so what, we've been taking orders from foreigners for the last two centuries. What's another decade or so? #BuckleyForPresident (also, I feel like I could do a good job of your PR campaign, am unemployed at the moment). :D
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User #11798494 - 7 Aug 20 23:43
Cancel culture has always make me think “wow free publicity for [flavour of minute]”. Because shit, even toddlers know that any kind of attention (good or bad) is 1000x better than no attention at all
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User #38303754 - 7 Aug 20 17:39
“Ugh cancel culture is just so toxic” says some 14 year old who learned that their favourite celebrity said something racist.
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User #29942097 - 9 Aug 20 04:14
Bueller? Bueller? Hah!
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User #29852048 - 8 Aug 20 23:03
Great video, Buckley! You really have this wonderful eloquence with your words. I've been thinking this stuff for awhile and just couldn't figure out how to phrase it.
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User #2476698 - 7 Aug 20 19:10
A question out of pure curiosity- when You write a script for the video are the ending lines written first, last or there's no rule? Because they are a part I always looked forward to the most since they are excellent at driving the point to a finish line
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doseofbuckley - 7 Aug 20 22:55
Hey Michal, it varies video to video. A LOT of times I write pretty linear and just let it flow, like I kinda know where I want to go but I just drive the car until I hit the wall and I go "yep! that made a cool explosion, we'll keep that one!" if that makes sense. But sometimes I'll have the end joke, I'll write it down first, and then it's a matter of getting to it.
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User #17045242 - 7 Aug 20 21:11
I feel like the people who think cancelling a celebrity is effective are the people who spend all their time online and think that everyone plays by the rules of their virtual community. Even if a tweet gets 100k likes, that’s still only a fraction of Twitter users, not to mention people who live in the US or the rest of the world. If you really think someone did something wrong, tweeting is the least effective (but easiest) thing you could do to prove your point.
Bonus #29 - Batfleck: Now The Greatest Batman (Extra Dose)
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Well, August is here. A few years ago I used to do this thing called "Angry August" where I'd just do two videos a week instead of one... except for those of you on Patreon, I'm already doing two videos a week! So I'm going to also be streaming every Sunday afternoon around 2pm ET this month. Hopefully you can stop by, maybe be part of the show. In the meantime, it's your weekly Patreon bonus video! Here's the description from YouTube:

Recently everyone took to the Internet to show their appreciation to Ben Affleck for what they feel is the greatest portrayal of the Dark Knight on the big screen. But wait a minute... weren't they calling for his head 7 years ago? And didn't your old pal Buckley make a video about that?

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User #12393048 - 4 Aug 20 23:19
I feel like the only way to truly kill Batman would be to cast our hero and geek god Buckley as the Riddler. With his brutal put downs, insults and jabs at the Caped Crusader's sexuality, character and what have you, well, I think maybe that's the one thing he wouldn't be able to survive ;) I remember that video you brought up too, I also remember the funny part where you mentioned a woman in India being raped and saying 'that rape was horrible, then I find out Ben Affleck is being cast as Batman, this day just keeps getting worse and worse.' Hehe, Classic Buckley.
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User #30750302 - 4 Aug 20 22:29
Bit of a strawman, isn't it? Assuming it's the same people who criticized Benfleck who are now praising him, then calling them hypocrites for it. Hate of new things is always gonna be louder than people being carefully optimistic.
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doseofbuckley - 4 Aug 20 22:44
"Hate of new things is always gonna be louder than people being carefully optimistic" I think that's the point I made 7 years ago though (and what I'm saying in this video), that it shouldn't be. That basically people should shut up until they see what something's going to be. Don't just immediately go "this is going to be the worst my whole life is in shambles!" before even seeing it.
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User #30750302 - 4 Aug 20 23:04
Oh definitely. People suck when they act like something so unimportant is The Worst Thing Ever and it would do everyone a bit of good if they learned to just wait and see and maybe assume good things. I'm just saying it's unfair to act like it's the same people praising Benny A. who hated him before. For all we know, these people WERE super positive about Ben Affleck from the start, and are only now being heard.
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User #29811653 - 5 Aug 20 18:40
It’s really annoying that I’ve always liked him as Batman and people basically hissed at me for saying so. Michael Keaton is my first favorite but Ben Affleck is definitely my second. I think he did really well despite terrible scripts and he was judged based on that. Now apparently everyone has changed their minds? People need to chill the fuck out and give each actor a chance. Except for Kilmer and Clooney lol.
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doseofbuckley - 6 Aug 20 15:10
I always wonder what Kilmer and Clooney could have done with a Batman movie that wasn't made for 10 year olds as a way to sell happy meal toys. I can't ever really blame them.
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User #29811653 - 6 Aug 20 18:08
Maybe Kilmer but idk about Clooney. Honestly I don’t think it was just about the script. Not everyone is cut out for Batman or superhero movies in general 🤷🏼‍♀️
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User #30896447 - 4 Aug 20 17:21
Heat Death - coming in 2052 🤣🤣🤣 Bet you're right!
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User #37890417 - 23 Aug 20 04:15
The thing that shits me the most about Batman movies is that they almost always have to have the Joker as the villain. Fucking lay off the Joker train and pick any of the numerous other villains the franchise has. Plenty of them and that's even before you delve into the comics which probably have more still compared to the cartoons and the 60's tv series.
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User #28827521 - 27 Sep 20 08:15
I can agree with your statement. We have seen him in five movies (1966 movie, Batman 1989, The Dark Knight, Suicide Squad and Joker). Hopefully other villains get to be shown such as Riddler in the upcoming The Batman. I wouldn't mind seeing another go at Mr Freeze or maybe someone new like Manbat or the Mad Hatter.
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User #4534396 - 29 Sep 20 15:33
Talking about insane hyperbole, anime fans are exactly the same.
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User #30750302 - 4 Aug 20 22:32
Anyhow, I think batman was far from the thing that made justice league shit. The way I see it, the one thing that the DCEU films _all_ have in common is that the characters are great (except for Katana), but they're in a terrible, written-by-committee script/story/whole.
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User #30982886 - 9 Aug 20 07:12
Oh hey I’d forgotten how weirdly you pronounced Ra’s in the original video. Do you still pronounce it like that?
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doseofbuckley - 9 Aug 20 14:51
That's how they pronounced it in the movie. I think I'll go with my defense being that, in Nolan's Universe, that's the name of the character. He's "Rah's Al Gool", a different character than "Raish Al Gool" from the rest of the media. Honestly it does depend who I'm talking to. If I'm talking about the Nolan movies to someone, yeah, I'll pronounce it like that because that's how they know it. If I was in the company of comic super-nerds or fans of the animated series, I'll go with the other pronunciation.
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User #186605 - 4 Aug 20 16:18
So... what is your favourite Batman actor and which movie do you like best?
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doseofbuckley - 4 Aug 20 16:39
Normie tier answer I'm sure but I'm going to have to say Bale still., and I really liked Batman Begins more than the others. Although in his old age, and with a different director/writer/everything, I could really see Clooney pulling off a great older Bruce Wayne who's become sick of what the world has become and doing a "Dark Knight Returns" type storyline (although we already got the Batman vs Superman fight in Batman v Superman)
EARLY ACCESS: There's Something Wrong With Kanye Alright...
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It's Friday, and it's time for your VIP look at my new video before everyone else! This has been a pretty anticipated topic for me to talk about, so I actually ended up moving it ahead a week (this week I was going to talk about "Cancel Culture", so you get that next week).

Kanye West is working on a new album, which means he's back in the news for things that have nothing to do with that album! He recently held a campaign rally for his Presidential run (yeah, that's a thing he's doing) where he discussed his doubts about Harriet Tubman (why?) and how he and Kim considered terminating their first pregnancy (nothing like telling a few million people that your child was unwanted!) All of this is blamed on "mental illness", but is it possible he's just a man with really bad takes on everything?

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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store Kanye West is working on a new album, which means he's back in the news for things that have nothing to do with that album! He recently held a campaign rally for his Presidential run (yeah, that's a thing he's doing) where he discussed his doubts about Harriet Tubman (why?) and how he and Kim considered terminating their first pregnancy (nothing like telling a few million people that your child was unwanted!) All of this is blamed on "mental illness", but is it possible he's just a man with really bad takes on everything?

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User #11798494 - 1 Aug 20 04:03
I live with BiPolar disorder and it really frustrates me that people like Kanye are out there giving this condition a bad name. I've been through the darkness, and my own personal hell and back to get to a place where I am as close to 'normal' as I'll ever be. It's taken years of therapy, medication, changes in habit and a tonne of hard work. I totally get that it's not easy, in fact, it's so much easier to slip off the old wagon and fall back into the spiral. But not even in my darkest moments would I have EVER made such heinous statements about slavery or other issues like that. That is NOT Bipolar disorder or any other mental illness talking, that is the rantings of a total asshole. Yes, he is mentally ill (I see the signs clear as daylight) and YES, he needs help. But he is 100% responsible for what he says and does in a public forum. And he is 100% responsible for not getting treatment and for not striving to be a better person in spite of the setbacks of mental illness.
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User #7076723 - 1 Aug 20 20:24
On that note though, I will say that I have bipolar and in my manic episodes I went along with abhorrent beliefs because the people around me were saying them and I felt like these people were older than me so they must be right, then when I tried to speak up I was being called stupid and immature. Sure I would not have EVER said slaves were at fault for their predicament, but I was friends with someone who made every single thing about race (she was white) and even suggested that protestors should be sprayed with a hose like they do in communist China. At some point I woke up, but it was because Donald Trump started shit talking people who are mentally ill and commit crimes (don't tell Buckley, he might become a Trump fan LOL)/ He is Bipolar and he needs to go to a hospital, have his phone smashed and listen to CNN until he has broken the cycle of being wrapped up in partisan propaganda and can, with the help of medication, actually create his own thoughts again. That is what it took for me
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User #29812762 - 31 Jul 20 18:30
It doesn’t excuse his behavior but as somebody with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder I don’t think he just has bipolar disorder. A lot of people schizoaffective start as just schizophrenic or just bipolar. Somebody needs to get this man help because very rarely does this type of situation end in the person waking up one day realizing they were completely out of their mind. He is still a huge asshole but Goddamn he needs serious mental help and a lot of medication
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User #12004941 - 31 Jul 20 23:35
He is off his medication which explains his manic episodes. The people around cant do everything
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doseofbuckley - 1 Aug 20 02:58
I've seen people off their medication though. They don't have the worst takes on everything. They're mostly just either really sad and don't want to leave the house, or they're really excitable and just want to do everything. Being bipolar didn't make him think "slaves chose to be that way", he had those thoughts and MAYBE being bipolar made him express those thoughts, but they're his thoughts.
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User #186605 - 31 Jul 20 18:46
Get the kids out of their house and save 'em!
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doseofbuckley - 31 Jul 20 22:08
Rumors are going around that Kim's going to leave him, of course I'm sure they might just be rumors, but if they're true, she's got more than enough money to take care of them.
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User #186605 - 1 Aug 20 06:33
You mean she has enough money that hopefully somebody else - say, a bunch of nannies - can take care!?
Bonus #28 - Buckley vs Buckley: Pride vs BLM vs The Police
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It's mid-week bonus time, with ANOTHER new Patreon-exclusive series. I'll let the video description tell the tale:

A brand new Patreon-exclusive segment, where Buckley looks back at an old video and discusses whether he still agrees with it or not, what choices he might have made differently if he were to make it now, etc. We begin by looking at a video from 2016, featuring an incident where a BLM group stopped a Pride parade and demanded that police be eliminated from future events. So this won't be controversial now!

If there's a video you'd like to see in this segment, let me know and maybe I'll do it, who knows. One of the perks of being a Patreon subscriber is you don't get yelled at for making requests!


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User #26857813 - 29 Jul 20 16:12
I’m glad it is a Patreon exclusive. The majority of your audience would probably be very pissed at this. Especially the people who act like cops can do no wrong.
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doseofbuckley - 29 Jul 20 17:11
Yeah I don't see this being the type of segment I'd release to the general public, not even because I'm afraid of what they'd think, just because I think it's more of a "behind-the-scenes" type thing that is more interesting to my longtime viewers and the ones who are big enough fans of mine that they're willing to be here on Patreon. The casual audience of mine who is often like "just make videos about music and celebrities!", this would be of no value to them.
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User #7183991 - 30 Jul 20 20:27
So although I am not Black or part of the LGBTQ+ community, from what I 've learned, the reason why it is very fine for BLM to make demands when it comes to Pride, it is because the two causes are intersectional. Pride was started by black trans women. Back when it started, the police brutalized Pride marchers and Black marchers. If policemen were there as civilians, nobody would feel uncomfortable. BLM is not saying that every single cop is bad. They are saying that the institution is used to oppress people, especially Black people. People are not trying to eliminate thye police, they are trying to defund the police. Cops who have talked about the deep corruption in their department got fired because of that. Even if a few people are more extremist, this is the core goal of BLM. Also, BLM activists do not just fight for Black lives. They also fight for Indigenous Lives and their fellow PoC lives. It's only the All Lives Matter that they have an issue with since that movement was created only to undermine BLM. And lastly I'm from Quebec. Even if we think that our issues are not as big as in the USA, our government and police are still very bad, especially with Ingigenous communities. So I wouldn't let Canada off the hook.
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User #186605 - 30 Jul 20 05:48
Yeah, another thumbs up for this new concept! 👍
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User #30750302 - 29 Jul 20 21:17
Great video concept. I can't think of any specific older videos you ought to tackle, but I'm looking forward to seeing what you do.
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User #29812762 - 29 Jul 20 16:27
I think you brought up a pretty important point, i feel like it seems like a giant cock measuring contest sometimes, I’ve tried to relate to people about understanding the situation based on situations I have been in but then it becomes “what about POC in that situation?” Then “what about trans women of color in that situation” I know I will never know what it’s like to be a black person but I can try to understand. (I know not every person is like this but I’ve dealt with experiences with asshole who do feel this way)
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doseofbuckley - 29 Jul 20 17:14
Yeah unfortunately there's a lot of that on the Internet and it gets amplified in society too. I'm far from an "all lives matter" guy, I totally get the movement and being mindful of issues plaguing specific groups, BUT watching marginalized groups step on each other to determine who is the biggest victim, instead of supporting each other in one fight so that they'll receive support when it's time for their fight...
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User #12393048 - 31 Jul 20 04:43
First of all I'm not saying we should have 'straight pride parades' Straight people don't need them as they get to have their own biological children, something the Alphabet crowd never will. What I AM saying is that it's interesting people accept all these pride parades as normal whereas any time someone talks about upholding either Christian or family values he's labelled a hateful bigot. How did the world get turned so topsy turvy and upside down and out of whack? I'd like to know. Now the minorities are always screaming about 'representation' in entertainment be it music, movies, tv shows and what have you and the majority is held hostage to their increasingly insane demands. At what point will normality be restored and when will people stand up for what is sane, normal and just in this increasingly insane world? And why isn't Buckley President? If America can elect Trump why can't Canada elect the good doc Buckley #BuckleyIn2024 #BuckleyForPresidentIn2024 (His Vice President would have to be Justin Bieber though lol)
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User #29853912 - 29 Jul 20 16:16
Buckley, what do you think of what’s going on right now in Portland with Antifa throwing explosives at a federal court house?
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doseofbuckley - 29 Jul 20 17:09
I think I'm not the right guy to discuss any of that stuff to be honest. I'd rather there was no violence, and I understand that isn't an option in some people's minds.
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User #29942097 - 1 Aug 20 08:59
ice t played a cop for longer than 20 years... lets not forget he played a mutant kangaroo cop in tank girl way back in 1995 (fuck i feel old)
EARLY ACCESS: Neil Young vs Donald Trump (or: How Music Licensing Works)
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It's the end of another week, which means it's time for your early look at this weekend's Dose! Now, at first glance, "oh great Buckley's getting political again!" but this video isn't so much about Trump as it is about music licensing and performance rights. Ever wonder how people are legally allowed to play certain songs at various events? Well let your ol' pal Buckley explain it! Here's the video description:

Every President or Presidential-hopeful uses music as part of their campaign events to hype the crowd up (or at least make it so they're not sitting in silence waiting for their guy to show up). But what's unique about Donald Trump is that a lot of the artists he plays really don't want their music associated with him. But did you know that these musicians are pretty much SOL? Buckley explains why.

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User #12393048 - 25 Jul 20 00:58
Would love to see a Biden vs Trump wrestling match and they both have their 'entrance music' to come out to. Biden's could be Guns N Roses 'You're Crazy' because with his memory loss and all his gaffes clearly he is losing it and Trump's could be Eminem's 'I Just Don't Give a Fuck.' I'd watch it in a heartbeat how about you?
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User #32937146 - 24 Jul 20 19:57
Snot caked hands. Hahahaha.
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User #177854 - 24 Jul 20 17:56
I'm curious, haven't there been times where Trump or his team haven't gotten the rights to use songs at rallies? I thought there was some trouble they got into with using Queen songs at some point.
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doseofbuckley - 24 Jul 20 19:01
I think someone from Queen yelled at them, and obviously there's certainly possibilities where their blanket license DOESN'T give them a certain song or songs, but for the most part the reason you haven't heard about any legal action being taken is because there's no legal action to take. All they can do is say "hey! We don't like you, don't use our song!", and Trump's team can either say "oh, sorry" or "Haha, piss off!"... often times, they say "oh, sorry" but then use it again anyway (in this case, they used Neil Young's music before, got told not to, said they wouldn't, and then that team was replaced with a new events team and they just used it again).
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User #186605 - 24 Jul 20 20:44
BMI and ASCAP... man, that killed me... almost peed my pants laughing
Bonus #27 - Tales from the Carnival - The Carny Firing
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Announcement Time! It's been a long time since I released a new "album" (Lifestyles of the YouTube Famous came out in 2016) and so over the last month or so I've been writing a new collection of short stories I'm calling "Tales from the Carnival", detailing my summer 20 years ago as a travelling carnival barker. I've written about 16,000 words so far, closing in on about 2 hours worth of content, and am hoping to release it next month. But for now, I wanted to give you guys a sneak preview with this story about a guy getting fired, and how it was done in a job where you technically never signed anything that ever said you worked there.

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User #29845496 - 16 Sep 20 01:00
I'm having trouble finding the downloads for the audio files containing the other stories. I got 1-12 but I know there were more and I don't have them. Did something happen to them?
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User #11798494 - 21 Jul 20 23:35
Life must have been so desperate for those people.
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User #29820226 - 23 Jul 20 15:55
This is amazing. Looking forward to the full release
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User #3691113 - 22 Jul 20 00:43
Wowza what a story
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User #29887221 - 22 Jul 20 18:38
MORE!
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User #938647 - 21 Jul 20 16:18
This sounds like something that could be interesting. Did your midway have a sideshow?
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User #9913663 - 22 Jul 20 02:38
Loved this! Can’t wait for more of it.☺️
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User #29813040 - 22 Jul 20 14:41
I need so much more of this.
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User #22665420 - 24 Jul 20 00:16
I like getting more insight on Buckley’s life, he’s a pretty cool dude
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User #884693 - 26 Jul 20 16:42
This is really good! Cant wait to hear more
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User #9051187 - 5 Aug 20 23:30
This was superb! Thanks for sharing a bit about this, I’ve always been curious about your time as a carny when you’ve mentioned it
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User #6502824 - 21 Jul 20 19:54
Looking forward to this in full.
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User #12393048 - 21 Jul 20 23:30
cool story Buckley :D
You Give Me The Questions, I'll Give You The Answers!
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Hey everyone, hope things are starting to get a little closer to "normal" again for you. Before the summer is out, make sure to commit at least one irresponsible and semi-illegal act, like drunkenly piss out into the middle of a street at 10 O'Clock at night... just wear a mask while doing it and everything will be ok!

SO, I'm compiling more questions for "Patreon Goes Postal" and "Advice Patreon Asked For". For Patreon Goes Postal, please just comment below with your questions and they may appear in the next edition (which I expect to come out early August). As you may have seen in previous editions, the questions can be almost anything; ask me about some behind-the-scenes aspect of A Dose of Buckley, my personal life, who I'd eat first in a scenario where I've crash landed on a mountain with Hulk Hogan, Grimes, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jonah Hill (sorry Jonah...) or whatever nonsense comes to mind. If you asked a question previously and it hasn't been answered but you think it's still really good, feel free to ask it again here.

If you're having a crisis that only the brutal and flawed wisdom of Buckley can assist with, feel free to just private message me your questions and they could appear in a future episode of Advice Patreon Asked For (I might do one of those in August as well). Everyone's kept anonymous for this segment, but if you want to write your own alliterative name (like "Horny in Houston", I'll probably use it.

Thanks as always for your continued support. Enjoy this horrible photoshop of me and Ken Jennings!


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User #29812762 - 19 Jul 20 17:48
How do you drink your coffee?
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User #29847360 - 19 Jul 20 20:24
Have you ever had a near-death experience or a moment when you thought you were going to die even if you were definitely going to be fine?
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User #30896447 - 19 Jul 20 17:33
I am a teacher of young children. I feel as if I am risking my life returning to school next month. Kids have been locked away for months and are more tightly quarantined than any other population. I would be in my final year before retiring. What kind of advice do you have?
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User #30982886 - 20 Jul 20 06:26
Who would you say is your biggest comedic influence, other than Norm MacDonald?
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User #29837045 - 19 Jul 20 19:18
If you could erase one Canadian and one American celebrity from the public record (like completely erase them as if they've never existed) who would be your choices and why?
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User #29812860 - 19 Jul 20 19:03
What's the main difference between Canadian and American politics? Are Canadian politics as shitty as American?
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User #26857813 - 19 Jul 20 17:26
You look like a 50 year old uncle in this photo.
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User #12817816 - 19 Jul 20 17:26
Were there any embarrassing fashion choices you made in your youth?
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User #29826870 - 19 Jul 20 17:34
Was there a moment in your past where you lost all respect bar a few individuals for humanity?
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User #25615502 - 19 Jul 20 23:39
You've done a lot of variety in formatting your vids in the past. Have you considered including more of your gf's cat in your vids from now on? Maybe it would help the YT algorithm on your vids, even if the topic has nothing to do with cats. Just a friendly suggestion on how to pander to your corporate gatekeepers. Plus, it's a cute cat
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User #2799544 - 19 Jul 20 17:31
What are the biggest rookie mistakes a person can make coming right out of bad relationship? -your faithfully, snide and cynical in Seattle
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User #14383283 - 19 Jul 20 18:06
Since Elementary school, I've enjoyed the Canadian band Sum 41. How do you feel about them?
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User #14383283 - 19 Jul 20 18:06
What Canadian Artists do you like?
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User #19152576 - 20 Jul 20 02:45
Eating ass, yes or no?
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User #177854 - 19 Jul 20 17:26
Sometimes I can find myself a bit miffed when a song I like is on one of your worst songs lists. Is this a normal response or something to work on?
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User #9033209 - 19 Jul 20 17:27
Has anything that Trump has done really surprised you? Like in the ‘I didn’t think he would actually be capable of following through with that horrible action/idea’ kind of way?
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User #10024560 - 19 Jul 20 19:18
Are there any pieces of content that you've made that'll never see the light of day? If so, what are they about? Is there a subject you want to do a dose on but don't think it'll interest the audience?
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User #9820269 - 19 Jul 20 17:40
Given that the USA-Canada Border looks like it will be closed for a while, what do you miss most about visiting the United States?
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User #84572 - 20 Jul 20 12:11
Are you bothered by the fact that in that photo, you look like Bill Clinton with a beard?
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User #9158039 - 19 Jul 20 23:38
What is one thing you actually despise about Canada or Canadian culture?
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User #521824 - 19 Jul 20 17:33
Here's a Marry, Fuck, Kill for you; Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson & Don Jr?
EARLY ACCESS: Advice No One Asked For - Number Forty
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/KInjWe0btG8

Originally I was going to do a more topical video this week, but last week's video was a little more "serious", so I thought "how about I change it up with some summer fun!?" So, it's a special summer edition of Advice No One Asked For, and you get it a day earlier than the rest of my audience! Here's the description:

It's Summer, and there are two things on everyone's mind: summer beach bods and summer flings. Can Buckley solve these problems? Do these people want Buckley to solve these problems? We already know the answer, but it's fun to try anyway!

Fun bonus fact: I'm trying something new visually with the video, feel free to let me know what you think. Any time I show an image, I tried to make it look like it had been printed in a newspaper. You know, to go along with the theme of it being a newspaper advice column. The plan of course would only be to put this effect on Advice No One Asked For videos, but I'm sure someone in my comments section once this gets officially released is going to say "Oh I hope this isn't how all your videos are going to look now!"

Enjoy, and have a great weekend!


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User #12393048 - 18 Jul 20 23:32
I'm trying to find my soul mate but Scarlett Johanssen still isn't returning my phone calls :(
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User #9158039 - 17 Jul 20 20:10
Sometimes the harshest but most honest advice is the best advice. Thanks again Buckley for the best advice.
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User #29826870 - 17 Jul 20 16:18
I like the new look for advice no one asked for. It's one my favourite things you do, can't get enough of it. There are so many people I want to be this honest with but then I would have far fewer teeth if I was.
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doseofbuckley - 17 Jul 20 18:19
Thanks, I KINDA did this look with the last one, but I think the "4 color printing" sorta look on the images adds a nice little touch.
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User #9913663 - 17 Jul 20 17:30
“We’re all ugly, no point in also being uncomfortable.” That has oddly made me feel a lot better with my self image. Thank you!
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doseofbuckley - 17 Jul 20 18:20
I'm nothing if not inspiring!
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User #186605 - 17 Jul 20 20:52
Awesome!!! You express exactly what I feel about that soul mate nonsense!
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User #26857813 - 17 Jul 20 16:02
Congratulations on making 40 episodes of advice no one asked for.
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User #510750 - 17 Jul 20 17:29
I love how passive-aggressive this sounds if taken out of context.
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doseofbuckley - 17 Jul 20 18:18
Thanks, maybe I'll do a milestone one at 50, but I got a little while to think about that.
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User #28528003 - 17 Jul 20 17:30
Eggs sold by ten are pretty standard here (continental Europe). The smaller packages are six and rarely four. I don't remember ever seeing them sold at a dozen. If i should wager a guess it could have something to do with the metric system and parts of the commonwealth adapting it late. Could just be a curiosity. The new column look is good, font is easier on the eyes too.
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doseofbuckley - 17 Jul 20 18:18
Interesting. A dozen eggs is a very popular size here, I've never seen 10. It's either 6, 12, or from farmers you can buy like a big square pallet, no idea how many are on it, but it's gotta be like 30 or more.
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User #28528003 - 17 Jul 20 19:07
We got the square pallets from farmers too.
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User #11798494 - 18 Jul 20 00:16
Here in Australia we usually do 6 or 12 in the supermarkets ... but farmers markets probably have larger quantities but I’d wager in multiples of 6. I believe it’s to do with the old English units during Anglo-Saxon times of selling an egg for a penny. That meant you could get a dozen for a shilling.
Bonus #26 - Richard Rose: A Denier To The End (Extra Dose)
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Sometimes a story comes up and I just can't wait to share it with you. I had a completely different piece of bonus content planned for this week (as well as an announcement of an upcoming project) but then this story came out, and I wanted to talk about it. Enjoy this "Extra Dose", yet another new feature for Patreon subscribers (it's just pretty much a full length Dose, but exclusive to supporters!) Here's the video description:

Buckley takes a deeper look at the viral story of Richard Rose; the man who claimed a certain disease was just "hype", who refused to wear a mask, who continued to go to public spaces, and who died about 2 months after making those claims at the age of 37.

As for the new project? I'll announce it next week (it's tied to the piece of bonus content), and in the meantime I'll also mention a new feature coming to Patreon called "Buckley vs Buckley" where I basically break down one of my older videos to see if my opinion has changed, or if I agree with it now more than ever, and what I might do differently if I did the same video today. The first one of those will come out at the end of this month (assuming no one else does something really interesting, like deny science and then die because of it).

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User #29812762 - 14 Jul 20 16:39
It’s weird that so many of these anti mask people were in the military, isn’t that the most government sheep job? You are being paid by the US government to follow their rules
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doseofbuckley - 14 Jul 20 20:22
It's funny because I've seen both sides... you get the ones who are like "FUCK YEAH FREEDOM NEVER DIES I'LL NEVER WEAR A MASK!" and then you get the ones who are like "Yeah, I served in the military, our job was to protect people, and so I'll do my part, hell this is a lot easier than standing in front of gunfire".
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User #12393048 - 16 Jul 20 00:44
So someone has to update the world on what is happening in Australia, I suppose. I live in Melbourne and our government (like most I guess) are a bunch of f**king idiots. They shut everything down for a while, then slowly opened it all up again and now they're 'kind of' locking shit down but the stores are still open and some people are wearing masks but most aren't. It's hard to know what to think when media and politicians are routinely so full of shit about everything else. I'm sure something's going on, I'll just err on the side of caution and put my trust in The Doc. Haven't left the country or my state in 10 years, I'd argue that if the rest of the world did what I did covid wouldn't exist but fuck it, live and learn I guess. From down under, hoping my favorite angry Canadian makes it through the craziness. Have a great weekend all.
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User #29887221 - 18 Jul 20 16:57
I’m not saying it’s easy but you guys have things to do in your country. A smaller country gets boring in 10 years
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User #9051187 - 5 Aug 20 23:32
Dude I’m from Melbourne, and it ain’t the governments fault that people broke the rules.
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User #30896447 - 14 Jul 20 19:55
Since you indexed your videos, I have been working through the back catalog a bit and some things haven't aged well. You had a strong predilection for slut shaming. It would be interesting to see how you've changed over the years. You're a smart man, and smart people often change a lot over time, because most of them can handle evidence, and recognize it when they see it. Even if doing so causes them discomfort.
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doseofbuckley - 14 Jul 20 20:20
Yeah some of those old videos will definitely be interesting to look at. I mean, you'll notice over time I have made some changes to the wording I use or whatever, because slut-shaming is dumb... who doesn't love sluts!? But joking aside, it was a different time (as weird as that sounds, even like 5 years ago, the landscape of comedy was different) and every male comedian was making jokes like that. And although I'll never apologize for them, and I think leaving them up serves as a good time capsule for "what we thought was funny at that time", I just try and do a better job writing comedy without just doing easy things like saying the word "whore", which was an easy laugh 8 years ago.
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User #30896447 - 14 Jul 20 20:23
Yup! Same problem carries through with old movies, etc, etc. Ever upward! Things change now much more quickly than in the past, and I am old so I have to examine my attitudes a lot.
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User #186605 - 14 Jul 20 19:22
Great content. And the new idea sounds awesome!
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User #29839099 - 16 Jul 20 11:42
“Put the “flu” in “influencer”” I’m done 😂 I know it’s shitty to laugh at this but I did
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User #11798494 - 15 Jul 20 22:54
I read about this guy and it’s just sad that his ignorance killed him.
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User #5044503 - 15 Jul 20 05:29
Again, we are being reminded that morons will ultimately find a way to remove themselves from the gene pool. Emperor's blessings on this brave soul for taking the required steps.
EARLY ACCESS: Netflix: Saving Us From Racism
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Good afternoon Patreon supporters! It's time for your exclusive early look at this weekend's video. I totally expect this one to generate a little controversy, but I'll let you be the judge. Here's the description:

As companies push and shove each other to get to the front of the line to be the first to apologize for their past actions, Netflix has removed "racist" episodes of TV shows they host on the service. But have they missed the point entirely, and actually removed episodes that were anti-racism? Does satire no longer exist?

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User #11798494 - 11 Jul 20 00:57
This hits the nail on the head - diluting the actual message is hurting the BLM movement. And I absolutely HATE companies that capitalise on things like this.
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User #12393048 - 11 Jul 20 01:09
I like Morgan Freeman's quotes on racism, namely how do we stop it by not talking about it anymore. Either that or everyone in the world has their skin surgically removed so we're 'all the same color' but I think the first option is probably more feasible and realistic ;)
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User #30750302 - 12 Jul 20 12:32
Thing about that is it's an ideal for the Future, I think. Obviously, in [a long time from now], we want a situation where nobody cares about race in the same way that nobody cares about eye color now. But to say that that's what we should be doing now is essentially saying that we should ignore all the problems that exist in the real present. The socioeconomic differences, the cultural perceptions and habits people have. If everyone went colorblind today, minorities would still have a worse education and environment and all that.
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User #12393048 - 14 Jul 20 05:50
I doubt it. Environment is what people make of it, if minorities live in 'ghetto' neighborhoods then maybe it's time to stop burning down starbucks and stop listening to rap instead. People's culture today is garbage. MLK (King) gave them hope and a dream but rap and gangster culture tells them to get back in the gutter and aim to be a drug dealer, gangster, thug etc. People have no one to blame but themselves for the world they've created. People also have an unprecedented ability to educate themselves thanks to libraries and the Internet to say nothing of advantages that minorities are given by things like Affirmative Action and stuff like that. Just saying.
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User #20248089 - 11 Jul 20 03:25
They were removed from Hulu in America as well... Plus Charlie uses the N word in the first episode as well and thats still up 👀
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User #29812762 - 10 Jul 20 16:15
I feel like all of this just distracts some people from the actually issues and it’s so frustrating. I unfortunately know a few racist family members and all I’ve heard is how this is the stupid shit everybody is angry about so that’s why black lives matter is stupid. I love offensive comedy, I think if it is done correctly it shows a lot about society but is this the real enemy?
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User #29837045 - 10 Jul 20 16:41
Dude that closing line had me dying
Bonus #25 - YouTube Ads & Sponsored Content (ft. Jason!)
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Good ol' YouTube ads. There's more ads now than ever (even though content creators claim they're making less and less money from them). In this microDOSE (that's definitely longer than a microDOSE is supposed to be!) I break down who's responsible for the amount of ads on each video, as well as why Sponsored Content in videos is always in the worst place and always so fake sounding. But for the second one, I needed a little help from an old friend... as promised a few weeks ago, Jason's back!


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User #11798494 - 7 Jul 20 23:40
And you didn’t even have to shave your beard!
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User #29970086 - 9 Jul 20 15:01
The little tangent by Jason at the end really got me lol
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User #34047733 - 24 Aug 20 23:43
I really enjoyed the way you're able to connect the content. Great work!
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User #30750302 - 7 Jul 20 19:06
So that's how you manage to look like a dork when you're doing a Jason's J'opinion video, now that you have the cool beard going on.
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doseofbuckley - 7 Jul 20 23:20
Yeah, finally COVID's good for something! Otherwise I'd have to shave, there's no way Jason would have a beard.
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User #30750302 - 7 Jul 20 23:22
Surely you wouldn't be prepared to do that, right? Shave your whole beard for a character bit?
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User #186605 - 7 Jul 20 16:59
The cat in the background... 🙈😂
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doseofbuckley - 7 Jul 20 17:54
I could not have gotten any luckier. I figured when I started filming the cat would leave, it stays there just licking itself the whole time and it adds a whole extra level of comedy to the idea that Jason's videos are just doomed.
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User #787023 - 7 Jul 20 19:11
It works so prefectly.
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User #29842718 - 10 Jul 20 02:40
I love your content, and have gladly watched - and encouraged others to watch - for years. Jason is one of my favourite pieces of 'fluff' content that you put out, and I just wanted to say thank you. Hilariously, depressingly, accurate.
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User #17776404 - 7 Jul 20 16:15
Jason's back! And he's still living at home.
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User #2476698 - 7 Jul 20 19:58
I imagine writing script for Jason is much harder than for Your usual videos :D
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doseofbuckley - 7 Jul 20 20:11
Nah it's the easiest, since it's entirely unscripted. I think of a couple things I want to say and just try and sound as dumb as possible saying them.
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User #29826870 - 8 Jul 20 08:33
Makes you think how much they get for some of these two and a half minute sponsorship rants. It is funny how you could be watching a green peace campaign video and a turbocharged sports car is the advertising.
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doseofbuckley - 8 Jul 20 12:47
That's why I've always been against YouTube monetization, as much control as they give you they don't give you an option of what advertisers you do or don't want on your channel. I've always felt it'd be very hypocritical of me to do a rant about, say, Taylor Swift, and then an ad comes up for her album. It sends the message that I'm willing to take her money and use my platform to shill for her, but then talk shit about her? It'd be pretty hypocritical.
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User #24579243 - 16 Jul 20 17:52
I recently got into the habit of watching anti-mlmers (anti-multi-level marketing aka pyramid schemes) and they always have mlms advertise on their videos since YouTube doesn't seem to realize that the videos are against mlms and not for them. The creators of those videos generally say they will still take the money from the companies as, I guess, poetic justice? Like, they get to be paid to shit on these terrible companies and they find that hilarious. They see it as a win-win. What's your opinion on that mind set?
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User #33726050 - 10 Jul 20 17:10
When I saw my first commercial of that game I thought it was a blizzard game.
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User #30681155 - 8 Jul 20 01:29
I'd shill for raid by dressing like a hooker and ending my speech with "maybe I'll see you there... not bloody likely... what do you mean the mic's still-"
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User #29875182 - 7 Jul 20 18:20
The jasons jpinions segment was hard to watch only bc there really be youtubers that are about as unpersonable and uninteresting as stale bread and talk just like that 🙈
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User #29813040 - 7 Jul 20 16:26
Jason makes my heart happy. Thank you for this!
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User #29837045 - 7 Jul 20 16:42
This comment is sponsored by RAID
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User #9033209 - 9 Jul 20 11:45
The cat licking its asshole at the end really ties it up nicely
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User #2635655 - 8 Jul 20 06:11
i miss bonny m
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User #12393048 - 11 Jul 20 00:50
Nothing more professional than a guy doing a video on YouTube while his cat is licking its private parts in the background. Welcome back Jason, you've been missed. :D
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User #29813040 - 10 Jul 20 20:34
I'm going to be honest. I played this in the background while working, so I missed the cat the first time around. It adds a whole new aesthetic to Jason's video. It really cracked me up!
EARLY ACCESS: Scumbags of the Internet - Koffee Karen
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Happy 4th of July Weekend to my American friends! This weekend's video is somewhat fitting, as it deals with freedoms, but mostly just deals with a woman who threatened to call the cops if she couldn't get a coffee. Here's the description from YouTube:

It's the first Scumbags of the Internet episode in 3 years, as Doc Buckley looks at a woman in California who, like many Americans, aren't happy that they have to wear masks for 5 minutes while in a store. And apparently that means the only reasonable solution is to dox the kid behind the counter who wouldn't serve her.

Enjoy the return of an old favorite segment, a day before everyone else! Also, as you'll see at the very beginning of the video there are some new Patreon tiers, and new merch options. For those of you in the "OVERDose" tiers or higher, please message me if you'd like a discount code, let me know what you'd like to order and I'll create a custom code for you.


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User #29836832 - 4 Jul 20 15:29
Who did the artwork for the logo? Greatness
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doseofbuckley - 5 Jul 20 16:26
I designed it, and someone more talented than me cleaned it up for the final design. It's on a shirt now on my TeeSpring (cheap plug).
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User #13787407 - 4 Jul 20 01:42
Not that this helps her case much, but I think she actually was saying that what most people were told in U.S. and possibly Canadian schools about Christopher Columbus is fake history; he was not just a good man trying to find a passage to India to prove the world was round or whatever. Please note: I am not defending this woman; she is still scum, but I do think you happened to misunderstand her post regarding Syphilistopher Columbus. Anyway, always enjoy these Scumbags of the Internet, Buckley; thank you for helping me feel better about myself by showing me someone far worse!
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doseofbuckley - 5 Jul 20 18:55
I'd like to think that, but... given all of the other things on that image (the "fake medicine" suggesting she's an anti-vaxxer, and the "fake weather" suggesting she's a climate change denier), it's easy to imagine what she's referring to is all of the people who want to "rewrite history" by destroying or removing statues. Although I joked "who's still defending Columbus these days", there are a lot of people very against changing Columbus Day, because they think it means "rewriting history" (when it just means not celebrating a person, I'm sure many countries with bad histories prefer not to celebrate them, Germany and Japan both tend to shy away from big displays centered around World War II despite it being a big part of their history, but it's still taught in school and written about in their books).
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User #13787407 - 6 Jul 20 00:22
That is a good point; she may have been trying to say something along those lines. Well, I guess we're better off not knowing for sure because it means having to ask her.
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User #186605 - 3 Jul 20 22:23
Awesome episode!!! 😂😂😂
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User #38303754 - 5 Jul 20 04:05
That’s funny, I also saw an incel make a post saying Jewish people in the holocaust had it better them, why do entitled people like to compare life situations to ww2????
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User #10655641 - 6 Jul 20 15:48
I think a business should have the right to deny services to anyone. So, this Starbucks is well within their rights to deny service to this lady. Even if she doesn't agree, her response was seriously inappropriate. One thought though (and again, this doesn't excuse her behavior or sense of entitlement), is whether or not it was posted that service required a mask. I would be irked if the mask requirement wasn't posted, and I didn't have one with me. Yeah, I haven't been carrying a mask with me everywhere, and when I see it is posted, I just leave and come back later with a mask if I need to come back. But if it wasn't posted, and they just decided to deny her service, I don't think that's cool.
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doseofbuckley - 6 Jul 20 17:00
I agree that everyone needs to be transparent, in this case (as I showed in the video) San Diego County has required masks at ALL businesses since I think April. So, effectively, no one should be leaving their house without having a mask with them.
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User #10655641 - 6 Jul 20 17:02
Fair enough. I'm not anywhere near San Diego, so I don't know. And since I'm nowhere near San Diego, I honestly didn't research their requirements. :)
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User #30750302 - 3 Jul 20 23:40
I thought Canadians celebrated the fourth of july a month and a half earlier?
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User #17045242 - 3 Jul 20 21:40
I want to know what “fake weather” is. Last time I checked, the clouds outside were pretty real.
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doseofbuckley - 3 Jul 20 22:09
Maybe they're like "the weatherman said it was going to rain and it didn't, it's the liberal fake news media trying to get people to stay home!"
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User #29812762 - 3 Jul 20 17:46
I hate these people and the people bring fake cards saying they can’t wear a mask and if they question it they’d be violating HIPAA. It’s just like the entitled assholes who bring their dogs into stores saying it’s a service animal when it’s barking and shitting everywhere. You are just being a selfish cunt.
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User #2921400 - 4 Jul 20 07:42
I believe this was a terrible episode. First of all, the "Karen" meme is a lame ad hominem. Both the left and (less often) the right use the meme, so its meaning can be lost easily. The C word is also taking things too far. It's a shame due to the few valid points (doxxing and her WWII comments are wrong, the team member did well, don't punch your way into Walmart, etc.) your video makes. After looking at many health sources, I conclude that masks have little to no real-life impact against COVID-19. The curve is already flattened, and I almost always stay two metres away from other people. Many places have hard plastic guards that offer similar protection. This podcast is full of unfunny jokes, and comes across as putting masks on a pedestal.
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User #38303754 - 5 Jul 20 03:58
You mean cunt?
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doseofbuckley - 5 Jul 20 16:35
Well, you're welcome to that opinion for sure. I think if you look at the US, the curve hasn't flattened, there's a big second wave already (if you want to call the first wave over), and I think there's at least lots of evidence to suggest countries who wore masks early have had better numbers per-capita, even densely populated countries. As for putting them on a pedestal, that's not the intention at all... it's just simply explaining that they pose no health risk (despite what the memes say) and they do "slow the spread", and there are too many people spreading a lot of misinformation just because they don't want to be uncomfortable for a few minutes. But ultimately you're correct that the video is about the behavior and the fact that she tried to dox a kid and get him fired. I can't help you if you found it "unfunny", however if you've found my content funny in the past (especially funny enough that you've decided to support my work here monetarily), I would ask you to consider looking inward, and remembering my motto: "if you can't laugh at the things you love, you don't deserve to laugh at the things you hate". NOT ALWAYS, but a lot of times when people think I'm funny but then all of the sudden don't think I'm funny in a video, it's because they disagreed with me or were offended by something I said.
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User #20248089 - 4 Jul 20 15:14
Fuuuuck that ‘may may’ meme pronunciation?!!! 🤣 so pasive yet so specific
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User #521824 - 3 Jul 20 16:08
Karens and other Anti-vaxxers don't want to wear masks because they don't brush their teeth
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User #12393048 - 5 Jul 20 05:42
You know why people always bring up World War 2 because the media won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about it. You'd think it happened yesterday not two generations ago (roughly). My mum's father was in one of the camps and we don't whine about it the way some of the current generation do today. "Oh such and such is a Nazi, this is fascism" and so on. Bitch please. Turn off your f**king television for a week or so and PICK UP A GODDAMN BOOK! Learn some real history for a change. Study the Renaissance or the Enlightenment or the founding of America or the Civil Rights movement. Just, please, for the love of Tyler Durden SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST already. Thanks. Now I need a cappuccino. Who's serving? lol. How do you like your coffee Buckley? (Great video as always) I have missed Scumbags WELCOME BACK) - Mikey
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User #12393048 - 5 Jul 20 05:51
I'm not an 'anti-vaxxer' by any means, nor do I think the average syringe is loaded with something that gives kids autism but how does anyone prove what is actually in these 'shots' anyway? I don't get sick generally so I'm not too concerned.
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doseofbuckley - 5 Jul 20 16:24
I mean, how do we prove what's in ANYTHING? We don't, we can't. This is the danger of the "free thinkers", who, with no training or knowledge, try and disprove actual experts though... look at the guy who died trying to fly a balloon into space or whatever so he could "see the curve for himself", because he can't trust actual scientists who tell us the Earth is in fact a sphere and not flat. I don't know what's in the vaccine for Hep C or tetanus or polio or measles, BUT I trust that the number of trials and everything it had to go through to become certified, it's going to do more good than potential harm. There are a lot of things I don't know, but I know there are experts who do know about them, who have devoted their lives to knowing about those things.
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User #29966160 - 6 Jul 20 15:28
we know whats in them because they are man made for the most part and we can tell whats in basically anything that isnt man made with Spectral analysis as every chemical has different electromagnetic interactions and we can compare and contrast what it might be
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User #29826870 - 3 Jul 20 21:33
Having second thoughts about my recent Starbucks application now haha.
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doseofbuckley - 5 Jul 20 16:25
Well, there's the story after this that the kid got something like 80k to 100k in GoFundMe donations, so... maybe you should go work there, sounds pretty lucrative!
Looney Tunes: Victims of Gun Control?! (microDOSE)
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Another week, and another bonus video for those of you supporting this channel! This is one of my favorite videos I've made in a while, and really embodies what I'm trying to do with the "microDOSE" concept: Not a ton of explanation, just "here's the story, here's some jokes about it". And for my American supporters who are also 2A advocates, before you dismiss this video as more of my "anti-gun nonsense", give it a shot (pun intended?), I think you'll find we agree here (and you get to see me trying to look cool while holding an arcade gun!)

Still Reading? Just a note as well: I've added a couple new limited tiers here on Patreon, including one where you can get a signed script from me, and one where you can get a one-on-one call (sort of a virtual "meet & greet") with me. Check them out if that's something that would interest you.


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User #29875182 - 1 Jul 20 17:51
Holy fuck i choked on that last line
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User #29817863 - 2 Jul 20 14:44
Jesus that ending though
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User #30681155 - 6 Jul 20 23:52
Its not that Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam represent gun owners, its more about the subtext, the only reason they'd remove guns from a TV show is if they thought it would affect the people who watch it. Whether they think it would affect them by scaring them (stupid because these kids are watching scarier shit after they figure out their parents' netflix password) or by making them into killers (extremely stupid for obvious reasons) or they might think that by cutting guns out of the cartoons they can try and influence kids to dislike guns or to see them as inherently dangerous (rather than cool or funny). The final (and most probable reason) is some moron in whatever passes for Standards and Practices at HBO had their non-binary life partner nag them about the guns in the cartoons until they finally gave in and removed them. Also comics may have been political to begin with but the messages were generally positive and were far far more subtle. Before a good story came before politics, NOW politics comes before a good story, and good characters.
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doseofbuckley - 7 Jul 20 03:03
While I get your point, I think that the idea would be that kids, like 6 - 10 year olds, may have never seen an original Looney Tunes cartoon in their life, and wouldn't know the guns were "cut out", they'd just assume Elmer Fudd has always been a blade-wielding maniac. I have to disagree about comics to a certain degree. Yes, a lot of people talk about "Well, X-Men was way more subtle", although those people may have never read "God Loves, Man Kills". But the very first issue of Captain America Comics, in the 40s, has him punching Hitler in the face on the cover. The story goes that Jack Kirby actually received death threats over the phone about this, and one story suggests he told a person "you come down here and I'll meet you outside". Americans didn't like the comic because they felt America "shouldn't get involved" in WWII at that point. While I get there's a lot of people who truly believe this whole "they're pushing an agenda now" thing, I think they're either reading the wrong comics, or not realizing they can ignore the ones that bother them. Amazing Spider-man for example is still pretty much the same thing it's been for 60 years.
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User #29834403 - 1 Jul 20 22:33
That ending image is fucking gold
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User #30750302 - 1 Jul 20 21:52
Hahahhha
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User #5216683 - 1 Jul 20 16:12
Lmao the end
EARLY ACCESS: Musical Autopsy: Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande - Rain On Me
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It's Friday, and it's time for your first look at this weekend's video, an all new Musical Autopsy! Here's the description from the video:

Doc Buckley puts "Rain On Me" on the autopsy table. Lady Gaga's back, and true to form, she's going against the norm... but when the norm lately has been slow ballad-y snoozefests, and when 2020 has been depressing enough without the music also being downbeat and boring, is Lady Gaga of all people a breath of fresh air?

As we head into July I just wanted to say thank you as always for your continued support. As you'll see from the Patreon ad at the start, you'll be getting an exclusive video featuring the return of everyone's favorite awful YouTuber, plus I've got some other fun exclusive stuff already planned for next month. And on the regular channel... well, has it really been almost THREE YEARS since I did an episode of Scumbags of the Internet? Well, we'll have to fix that, won't we?


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User #36341284 - 26 Jun 20 16:19
Liked for the possibility of Jason J’opinions getting a come back.
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User #186605 - 26 Jun 20 19:08
Yeah, you better fix that quickly!!!
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doseofbuckley - 26 Jun 20 19:20
I expect the situation remedied some time around July 10th...
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User #19034738 - 26 Jun 20 21:56
It sounds a lot like Annie Lennox.
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User #12393048 - 27 Jun 20 02:29
Still waiting for Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande to do the Covid-Era love song duet "If being within less than 2 metres of you is wrong Baby I don't wanna be right." Or maybe a song celebrating the stupidity of the Black Lives Matter riots / protests but then again Dokken already did "Into the Fire." Oh well.
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doseofbuckley - 27 Jun 20 03:09
Not sure if you're aware but Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber did do a duet called "Stuck With U" that was released shortly after the beginning of the pandemic and I guess could loosely be called a COVID love song (the hook is: "It's just you and me / And there's nothing I, nothing I, I can do / I'm stuck with you, stuck with you, stuck with you")
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User #29813040 - 29 Jun 20 20:55
I know this makes me such a weirdo, but I squealed when I heard about Jason! YAY!
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User #29812762 - 26 Jun 20 16:07
Very excited for Jason to come back!
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doseofbuckley - 26 Jun 20 19:01
I mean, I don't want to spoil too much of a good thing, but if Jason's that popular I should just do a Jason's J'Opinions every month on Patreon...
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User #3691113 - 26 Jun 20 22:58
Great video! And I absolutely agree. The world needs more stupid, upbeat music 😎
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User #31059842 - 27 Jun 20 13:56
HELL. YES. Scumbags is one of my favorite segments.
Bonus #23 - Patreon Goes Postal #4
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Buckley's back with more answers to your questions! Find out Buckley's views on prostitution, whether he'd prefer to be a vampire or werewolf (but with some medical issues), collaboration videos, career paths, which God he'd like to meet, and more!

Have you got questions for me? Feel free to put them in the replies of this video, and they may appear in the next edition of Patreon Goes Postal. And if you've asked a question before and I never responded, I'm still working through the old lists as well, but go ahead and ask it again, or ask a different question.


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User #29875338 - 23 Jun 20 17:29
Are there any countries you want to visit in the near-distant future? If so, which ones?
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User #29815716 - 10 Jul 20 08:41
If you had to choose to be stuck in a room with either nicki minaj or Iggy azalea and they will both be rapping/making noises in general who would pick? (No death is not an option)
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User #186605 - 23 Jun 20 23:57
What's your opinion on conspiracy theories?
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User #14383283 - 12 Jul 20 07:56
Silver fox in this video
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User #29852048 - 9 Aug 20 00:19
he went from a passable 5 1/2 to a definite 8. Buckley got himself a glow up!
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User #12393048 - 25 Jun 20 04:51
It occurred to me recently that I've never heard you do a musical autopsy for classical music. Is it too hard a genre to make fun of?
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doseofbuckley - 25 Jun 20 14:21
Maybe as a parody of myself I could do it or something, but... since Musical Autopsy is heavily lyric based, I don't know what I'd do. "Wow, what were they thinking, using only 8 Cellos in this arrangement? And Bach again huh, you couldn't think of someone a little less mainstream to perform? Oh, gotta always appeal to the lowest common denominator! Overall, this Baroque period piece sounds Baroquen. Broken. Get it? This is Musical Autopsy, bag it and tag it" . I think that's about all it'd be.
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User #12393048 - 25 Jun 20 23:24
Thanks for your reply, the thought about lack of lyrics occurred to me too. With rare exceptions like Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy' it's all about the instruments. Maybe a 'time traveler' could go back to the classical period or something and investigate a feud between say Beethoven and Mozart sort of like 2pac and Biggie. Dunno. It's a tough one and if I may quote yourself, "Sometimes it's nice to have one lobbed right over the f**king plate now and again." Classic Buckley.
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User #37248533 - 25 Jun 20 19:28
Will we ever be able to solve global warming, or are we going to run out of clean air than suffocate and die?
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User #29812762 - 23 Jun 20 16:53
The being stuck in YouTube was a big piece of the smosh movie. Yes I don’t have a life that I can remember this shit
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User #25615502 - 28 Jun 20 18:58
Hey I'm 2 for 2. Thanks for answering my question (again)! I'll try to make the next one interesting enough to go 3 for 3.
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User #29852048 - 9 Aug 20 00:19
I like the feel of this video. It's very nice and personal and I enjoy the videos where we get to see you the most! by the way... looking good there, silver fox hehe
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User #9913663 - 24 Jun 20 05:47
Thank you for answering my question!☺️
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doseofbuckley - 24 Jun 20 14:06
You're welcome, hope it was a decent enough explanation.
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User #29835923 - 27 Jun 20 00:04
If you were trapped on a desert island, and only allowed to bring 5 movies, books, and albums each with you, what would you bring?
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User #12393048 - 24 Jun 20 00:34
Now that Johnny Cash is gone can we all agree that Buckley is the new 'Man in Black' it's a look that suits his cynical nature. :D
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User #32517342 - 24 Jun 20 13:43
Thanks for answering my question. So if it's all white noise, I challenge you to make and listen to a 20 song mix consisting of only Coldplay, Nickleback and Kings of Leon. See how far you can make it through without skipping, stopping or destroying the headphones/speakers...
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doseofbuckley - 24 Jun 20 14:05
Honestly, it really wouldn't bother me. I could do that on Twitch at some point (although you guys wouldn't be allowed to hear it, I guess I'd have to just show the Spotify playlist playing and you'd have to accept that it's what's playing in my headphones). 20 songs is about an hour, if that girl sat in a room for 24 hours listening to "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas", I could easily do an hour of that.
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User #12393048 - 5 Jul 20 05:45
A quick question, do you ever research subjects you've done 'doses' on and do follow-ups? I did a google search for 'Derrick Gharabighi' and couldn't help but post an insult or two on his instagram. I wonder if he became a nurse lol.
EARLY ACCESS: Animal Crossing and Expectations of Video Games
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It's Friday, and it's time for your early look at this weekend's Dose! Here's the description from YouTube:

The newest Animal Crossing game has been a massive success for Nintendo, and has dominated video game news for the last few months with updates, memes, and opinion pieces. But several months after it's release, people are complaining they're bored of the game... which raises the question: how much entertainment is a game obligated to give you!?

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User #5375967 - 19 Jun 20 16:32
Nooks having an offshore black market for incredibly specific things isn't THAT unbelievable to be honest
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User #27078421 - 19 Jun 20 16:17
The way I see it, I’m willing to spend $4 on a coffee that entertains me for like... five minutes max, and that’s the equivalent of $60 for 75 minutes of entertainment. Sixty dollars for even SIX hours of entertainment is a great deal - when was the last time even the cinemas were that cheap?
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User #19180371 - 20 Jun 20 22:38
I feel like the reason people might be expressing their boredom with Animal Crossing might be due to how there is no definitive end to the game. With most games, whenever you reach the end is typically when you stop playing, but with Animal Crossing when you stop playing is more or less up to you. Instead of stopping after finishing the game, people are stopping when they are bored which may feel weird to them because most games are not designed that way.
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User #17045242 - 19 Jun 20 21:27
Game designer and lifelong Animal Crossing fan here! Those kind of people drive me crazy. AC games just aren’t designed to be played like that. People are like “I used to spend all day playing but now I just log on and do my dailies”—believe it or not, that’s how the game was made to be played. We’ve been spoiled by devs with 200+ hour open-world adventures, and a lot of the community came in thinking it would have that amount of content. (Which I think is kind of a weird assumption, but it’s been ages since the last AC game, so whatever.) You log in and do a bit every day and watch the world change over time. It’s not an achievement hunt (besides the museum), it’s not a game-as-service, and it’s not something you binge for 200 hours during quarantine. Corona and an overhyped community will do that to a game.
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User #30750302 - 19 Jun 20 22:49
This is a very interesting topic, actually. Makes me think. But I'm a simple man, I think the best parts of this video were the fish flavortexts and Buckley's "Social Media Mouthbreather" voices. :)
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User #9913663 - 24 Jun 20 04:38
I think Animal Crossing is really just not for some people. Especially the ones who enjoy story mode type games, or adrenaline type. I love animal crossing cause it’s a time waster and it’s relaxing (in my opinion). I can listen to a podcast while playing it, there’s no dialogue I have to pay attention to, and I love that! Also, I don’t know people are bored at 60 hours, I’m at 100 hours and still finding new things to do.☺️
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User #27529299 - 19 Jun 20 16:04
lol, every time I think I'm a nerdy pervert, I can say to myself "I don't play those weird pervert games on Steam" and be reminded I am not part of some online Incel group. I feel a little more confident now.
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User #29812762 - 19 Jun 20 16:20
I love Animal Crossing and I’ve played every North American release. It’s crazy to me that people found this specific game boring because there was way more goals to achieve then any of the past games. I know a game like this just isn’t for everybody and the amount of players it drew in at first had to drop eventually but for people to be shocked after playing any game for that long that it gets boring is just ridiculous
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User #12393048 - 20 Jun 20 07:01
I've never played Animal Crossing or Fortnite or Minecraft, just never saw the appeal. But I generally play a game until I'm bored of it and by that time another old classic feels new again so I repeat with that game. Still playing (and enjoying) GTA IV and V, The Witcher 3, Skyrim and others. Not looking forward to anything except Cyberpunk 2077 which looks awesome. Happy gaming Buckley and have a great week :D
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User #29811651 - 19 Jun 20 16:27
I won’t be the first to say this, but I’ve played more than 200 hours and I’m still really enjoying it. I think it depends what you expect out the game you’re playing and how you play it. For example, people who time travel (which my opinion on it is do what you want but a lot of people are against it) will be more likely to fatigue faster than someone who isn’t, and is obtaining collectibles at the season it was meant for. Also people who played it for 12 hours a day during strict lockdown compared to a key worker who only gets an opportunity to play say about 2 hours a day, and casual gamers compared to ‘gotta catch em all’ achievement driven gamers. People just need to adapt games to their play style. Also, there are lots of planned updates coming out soon and throughout the year (which if they brought them out straight away, burn out would have occurred anyway) so patience from all types of players is needed.
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User #2476698 - 19 Jun 20 17:51
That reminds me of ~20 people in our pokemon go community who called me a fucking retard for deleting my account after I was done with the game (after about 2 years). They just couldn't believe someone can have better things to do after that many hours. I also think they spent 100 times more money than me to buy coins in the game. The game just stopped being fun for me and I wanted to be more social outside rather than checking my phone for pokemon all the time. I also think they prefered for me to sell my account (which is prohibited actually) rather than delete it but it's my account and I'll do what I want with it. Looking at the games with 1 $/ hour is a fine idea to me, probably because I like to get invested in the game and spend way more time in it than most people do, probably because as a kid I was piss poor and could afford maybe 2 new games a year, less if I had to upgrade my pc or get a newer console. When it comes to animal crossing I still enjoy it but I play for 1 hour a day since that allows me to do all the daily stuff. And early reviews of the game already said that there isn't much to do in the game so all those people can blame only themselves for buying a product without doing research before spending money. And yeah, after ~40 hours of playing and enjoying the game they sound like fucking idiots expecting more stuff to do now, game is out for like 3 months now and it's not a mmo or fortnite to expect regular updates with new content.
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User #17776404 - 19 Jun 20 16:20
When Animal Crossing came out I decided I wouldn't be picking it up because I was already tired of the hype it built up, and everyone talking about it at work and online made me even more uninterested. It came out and from what I can see it's basically the same game I played on GameCube and DS. Maybe I'll pick it up when it gets a really good sale, but I don't need it. Currently playing an indie game I picked up for 20 bucks. It's really easy to complete in one setting but there's so many different characters and set ups to use that I've put over 100 hours into it and I'm nowhere near bored yet, and I only paid 20 bucks. When I do get bored of it I'll know that I more than got my money's worth.
Bonus #22 - YouTube Autopsy
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As promised, it's a DOUBLE bonus this week (if you missed it yesterday, you got a brand new, exclusive episode of "Advice Patreon Asked For")! For those of you who have never seen this, or who may have lost it, or who bought it years ago but didn't figure out that with Bandcamp you had to download all of the files to actually see it... It's YouTube Autopsy!

The backstory behind this: I did this as a live presentation at Forest City Comic Con here in London, Ontario, Canada back in 2015. However, I didn't record it, so instead I redid it more professionally and uploaded it to Bandcamp (I never got paid to do the convention, so I figured I could make a few bucks back selling this as premium content). And now it's archived right here on Patreon for you to watch for the first time, or re-watch if it's been a while. Download links should be below, I've had to split it into two parts so that Patreon would let me upload it. Enjoy!

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User #35544300 - 21 Jun 20 01:08
I love this!
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User #186605 - 17 Jun 20 19:20
Fu***ng hilarious! What about relaunching this feature?
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doseofbuckley - 17 Jun 20 20:31
Might be something I could do here as a Patreon exclusive once in a while. It's risky on YouTube, because even though it's fair use and everything, instead of getting a 3rd party content claim these assholes are more likely to just full copyright strike me and then I'm fucked. So, better to just hide it here.
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User #25437311 - 18 Jun 20 03:53
I can't click on the video. When I click on the buttons it's just a picture.
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doseofbuckley - 18 Jun 20 13:22
Hey Maria, the image isn't a video, in this case there are files you have to download to be able to watch this one (I would prefer not to upload it to YouTube). Underneath the description and everything you should see "YouTube Autopsy Pt 1.mp4" and "YouTube Autopsy Pt 2.mp4", click on those and it should start downloading, and you should be able to view them on pretty much any device.
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User #9913663 - 25 Jun 20 07:53
I absolutely love this! And thank you for shitting in Nicole Arbour. I remember when that video came out and me as a big girl watching it found it repulsive. But I couldn’t say anything because, “of course I would be offended.” Glad to know I’m not the only one.☺️
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User #2476698 - 17 Jun 20 21:10
Bought it on bandcamp years ago, it was the only video I had on my old laptop and because of that I watched it probably 12 times because of long train rides with no internet connection and nothing interesting to do. By the way thanks for a message on bandcamp, I wanted to reply to it but bandcamp said I can't log in with my email because it doesn't exist in their system. But they sent the email notification to it. Sounds like bandcamp has some issues to solve
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User #9033209 - 20 Jun 20 21:59
This was a really fun one and I’d definitely love to see more of it, even if only in shorter spurts as bonus content!
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User #22593550 - 19 Jun 20 17:19
I bought the bandcamp content back in the days just to give back to the one Canadian who militantly refused to use ads on YouTube.
Bonus #21 - Advice Patreon Asked For #4
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/zXFl3zKTPxU

Real questions from real subscribers! It's another edition of Advice Patreon Asked For (now uploaded privately to YouTube instead to make it easier to listen to without having to come to Patreon first). Here's the description:

In this fourth edition of Advice Patreon Asked For, Buckley helps out paying subscribers who are having trouble with noisy roommates (and dates who like to be heard, if you get my meaning, and if you don't... watch the video!) and parents who are getting fake news from their Facebook friends.

As always, thanks to the brave subscribers who sent me their questions, and if you have a question for this segment please feel free to message me here on Patreon, you'll always be kept anonymous.


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User #35544300 - 17 Jun 20 07:16
Hell yeah !
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User #186605 - 16 Jun 20 22:46
Maybe if the sex noises only last two minutes it may become embarrassing...
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User #36774328 - 17 Jun 20 01:40
I had two noisy girlfriends. My mom is also noisy when she looks at porn on her phone in the bathroom. This bathroom conjoins my room with a paper-thin door that has a 1-inch gap at the bottom and no weather stripping. Should I consider parental controls? Just kidding. This was a lie... I've never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the lolz Buckley.
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User #11798494 - 17 Jun 20 01:37
what a strong (and horrifying) note to end on 🤮
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User #10744635 - 12 Jul 20 19:24
More appropriate for "Advice no one asked for", but I thought you'd appreciate this:
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User #10744635 - 12 Jul 20 19:24
Woman considers ending relationship over boyfriend’s ‘ludicrous’ business idea https://www.intheknow.com/2020/07/09/woman-considers-ending-relationship-over-boyfriends-ludicrous-business-idea/
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User #12393048 - 17 Jun 20 07:13
Socrates knew best when it came to news or 'the news' as well. He employed the triple filter test. 1. Truthfulness, is what the person is trying to tell you TRUE? 2. BENEFICIAL, is what the person is saying good, kind or positive in any way? If not it's probably just gossip and who needs more of that? Or scandal as it's called. Lastly, 3. Usefulness / Necessity is what you are about to tell me either useful or necessary for me to know? Food for thought fellow Buckleyites, Have a lovely weekend - Mikey
EARLY ACCESS: Dose #311 - Incels are Terrorists in Canada
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/GQ_3_MfDLYM

It's Friday at Noon (my time), and it's time for your 24 hour early-access look at the weekend Dose! As always, here's the description:

Canada recently made the decision to charge an Incel (a person who identifies with the "involuntary celibate, someone who would like to have relations with a woman but can't) with a terrorism charge after murdering a woman at a "massage parlor", deeming it a "murder based on an ideology", opening the door for labeling more members of the group as domestic terrorists. Buckley does what women won't: take a second look at these dudes.

My original "Incels" video was released just before my hiatus and is easily my most popular video of 2018 (outside of the Ten Worst Songs of 2018 video), so I thought it might be time to do a sequel now that they're back in the news here. Enjoy!


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User #9033209 - 12 Jun 20 21:02
And these incels wonder why women don’t like them when they called us dogs in their previous sentence...
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User #30750302 - 12 Jun 20 18:10
It's so stupid to me that every goddamn thing needs to have a name and a |ovement these days. Since when is not being able to get laid something to build your whole life around?
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doseofbuckley - 12 Jun 20 18:15
That's the problem, and something I addressed in the first video as well... it shouldn't be, but people make it their lives, and then it consumes them and they blame everyone else but themselves. And as I discussed in that original video, I don't believe the Internet helps this at all, it'd be great if it was a support group of people saying "man there's so much more to life", instead it's just an echo chamber of "women are bad because they won't have sex with ME, the nicest guy on the planet! Stupid bitches!" and a bunch of people you never would have had access to all across the world going "Your feelings are totally validated!" But everyone feels the need to have some sense of belonging, and this unfortunately is the flag they choose to wave, instead of... I don't know, getting really into Magic the Gathering or something.
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User #30750302 - 12 Jun 20 20:31
I think there's generally just a chronic lack of fulfillment among a large group of people. It's sad and dangerous and this is the type of shit it leads to.
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User #27529299 - 12 Jun 20 16:04
More like incel-outs. I knew about them before it was cool.
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User #12393048 - 13 Jun 20 03:24
Ah Buckley, these videos should come with a health warning eh Doc? Warning may split your sides from laughter. I'm reminded of an episode of Criminal Minds where the character Rossi says, "You know I talked to Ted Bundy and he said "If you want to stop guys turning into guys like me don't burn Catcher in the Rye, burn Hustler." Pornography creates as many male victims as it does female victims because it gives idiots the idea that women are naturally submissive and subservient to them. They're your equals idiots, deal with it. Want to get laid? Learn to TALK to a woman LIKE AN EQUAL.
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User #30896447 - 12 Jun 20 16:02
Oh God, incels? My skin is crawling already... OK, I am going in!
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User #12393048 - 11 Jul 20 00:35
Am working on a concept I'm calling the Devil's Dictionary, funny definitions for words including modern and recent ones, starting with Incel: individuals who believe they're putting the 'man' in 'manifesto' when in reality they're simply putting the 'cunt' in 'insignificant.' More to follow. :)
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User #144270 - 13 Jun 20 07:23
What is it about humans and their self entitlement?
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User #30896447 - 12 Jun 20 16:18
Of course this is the video where my name is listed... 2020 strikes again!
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doseofbuckley - 12 Jun 20 18:12
On the plus side, I'm expecting quite a few people to watch this one, so it didn't get stuck on a video with like 30,000 views!
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User #8416834 - 12 Jun 20 18:31
The internet has done so much good for the world but for every good thing it brings us, it also brings us something like incels lmao
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User #186605 - 12 Jun 20 20:58
The ending was awesome 😂
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User #9033209 - 12 Jun 20 21:09
I always like to imagine people who say things like the rant at 5:13 speaking those same words to an actual woman. I bet he couldn’t even get the squealing words out of his no-doubt ugly face (hatred never fails to make people ugly).
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User #29812021 - 12 Jun 20 21:00
Trump had essentially declared Antifa a terrorist organization but it holds 0 weight because America's definition of terrorism can't apply to domestic groups.
Bonus #20 - OnlyFans Girls: Having a Rough Time
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/qiFTwXioz2c

It's the mid-week Patreon bonus video! So, I AM going to release this one as a mid-week video at some point this month to the main channel, but you guys are getting at least a full week's early access to it, and whatever week I release it I'll also release an extra piece of bonus content here for you guys. Here's the video description:

Everyone's having a tough go during the pandemic, and girls who make their money on OnlyFans are no exception! Buckley checks out... er... looks at... er... reports on Billie Beever, a young woman whose reaction might be a little selfish.

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User #5961680 - 10 Jun 20 12:18
That wrestler was quite insightful. I assume there are benefits to OnlyFans like personalized shoutouts and whatnot, or else it wouldn't make much sense, and I can understand wanting to support someone whose work you appreciate. But man, that's a shitty thing for her to say to her fans when they might be in a financial crisis.
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User #30838984 - 9 Jun 20 17:16
When I first read the notification, I thought “oh man, I guess it was only a matter of time before Buckley set up an OnlyFans”
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doseofbuckley - 9 Jun 20 19:12
I don't think anyone would pay for that, and I'm not sure I'd want to meet the people who do.
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User #16972546 - 12 Jun 20 18:09
This almost felt like scumbag of the internet.
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doseofbuckley - 13 Jun 20 16:33
Yeah, it probably could have been done in that format, I think I want to reserve that one for people who are worse. In this case she's not really trying to scam people out of money (I mean, except for my cynical view that she's amping it up to try and guilt some lost subscribers back even though she's not actually "unable to pay rent") she's just whiny and it's a reason to look at the whole over-saturation of the amateur porn "industry". I think for Scumbags of the Internet I want to focus more on people who are causing tangible harm (physically, mentally, financially) to other individuals online, rather than just "hey look at this idiot".
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User #17776404 - 9 Jun 20 16:44
I respect you Buckley. I appreciate that you're transparent in how you're doing with YouTube/Pattreon, and while obviously you'd rather things had kept going the way they were, you took a bit of a hit thanks to the pandemic. I can afford to keep giving you 5 bucks a month because I'm still working and a ivalue your content. If you were like this Billie chick and came on crying and complaining how your not getting enough from your fans then I wouldn't support your content. But obviously you're not like that. There's a reason I don't pay for porn. Lol
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User #12393048 - 14 Jun 20 06:34
As an Aussie I was impressed with your 'Australian' accent. Feel free to do that any time, beats the one most Americans do. I have one Patron on Patreon and I'm not crying about my income, I just know I have to work harder, smarter and get more done.
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User #11798494 - 10 Jun 20 05:17
Oh this bitch ... you’d better believe us Aussies weren’t have a bar of her fucking crying. She claimed she can’t do anything else, like “biiiiiiiiitch your fucking hands aren’t painted on - go stock shelves you whiny cow”. But that takes actual effort so guess not.
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User #5044503 - 10 Jun 20 08:03
Why anyone would pay money in the first place to see an unveiled version of this barely human-looking thing completely eludes me. I wonder if she would have to be thrown in with the recycling in the event of her passing.
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User #29892936 - 9 Jun 20 18:29
Perhaps professional porn would be more profitable if they weren't frequently accused of exploiting people.
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User #29892936 - 9 Jun 20 18:30
Girls Do Porn has been sued by how many women claiming that they weren't allowed to leave?
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doseofbuckley - 9 Jun 20 19:11
Yeah, unfortunately with every type of sex work there's a lot of behind-the-scenes exploitation that a lot of people are blind to (or intentionally ignoring). But ultimately the "profitability" really does come down to supply and demand, and there's SO MUCH supply and less demand in terms of spending money. Used to be that men in the industry got paid poorly because there's absolutely no shortage of men who want to take part, it was women who were in short supply. One article suggests that OnlyFans has 70,000 content creators. Not all of them are women and not all of them are porn actresses, but STILL... a huge influx from like the 80s and 90s when there was probably a couple hundred women that could be called "porn actresses". But back to your point, those women were probably not treated overly well either, and that's why I totally feel like if a person can control their own content and their own "wills and won'ts", then that makes the industry about as healthy as it could be.
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User #35544300 - 9 Jun 20 17:30
Buckley is the man. Still.
EARLY ACCESS: The Five Worst Songs of 1996
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YOUTUBE LINK: https://youtu.be/SdF4N5FpNsg

A little inside story for you on this one as an extra bonus: I had actually written down the idea to do this video about 4 years ago. I wrote down one song in a Word document (#4 on the list), and "The Five Worst Songs of 1996". I already had an idea for the concept (this time, maybe it wouldn't be a "relative" doing the list, I would have been, what, 15 by that point?), and some ideas for how I wanted it to sound. But I didn't want to just throw it together, and I never had the time to execute it the way I wanted... until now! So, enjoy the latest entry into the "retro" worst songs series, 24 hours before anyone else gets to! Here's the video description:

Another lost recording, this time... it's Buckley himself?! Before YouTube, before he was old enough to be on the radio, a teenage Buckley took to the PA system of his high school to rank the worst songs of his grade 10 year.
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User #521824 - 5 Jun 20 16:22
OMG #1... hahahahaha. That was TRULY awful
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User #27529299 - 5 Jun 20 22:14
I think I repressed memories of these terrible songs. Number 3 doesn't sound that bad to me; not my type at all though. Possibly because the other songs are so terrible I can't hate it as much.
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User #36774328 - 6 Jun 20 20:15
I noticed that all the comments are positive, which makes sense (and yes, I liked this video too). I was wondering if anyone considered paying $1 just to shit all over the comments sections, then immediately canceling the $1 subscription. That would show real dedication. Imagine hating Buckley THAT much. It would be truly admirable, and an ironic tribute to Buckley's style.
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doseofbuckley - 7 Jun 20 04:20
I DID have someone downvote a video on YouTube while it was in Early Access, I forget the video but it wasn't one that would have been considered controversial I don't think. Not sure if they're still a Patreon subscriber or not. But technically I CAN ban people from Patreon, most people obviously wouldn't, but I guess if someone gave me a dollar just to shit on my work, I'd ban them, remove all their comments, and keep their dollar, so it would have been all for nothing, which is ALSO true to my style as a nihilist (it's all for nothing!)
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User #36774328 - 8 Jun 20 20:49
The person who down-voted your Early Access video on YouTube may have NEVER been a Patreon subscriber. I did a little test, and found that anyone can use the YouTube link to an Early Access video (they would need to get the link from one of your Patreon subscribers). So, it's possible that ALL of your Patreon subs just love you, and have always loved you. But still, it wouldn't matter (nihilism).
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User #29887221 - 5 Jun 20 21:07
Airborne:))
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User #30260756 - 8 Jun 20 09:09
Wow, well done! I think this is your best video so far
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User #30681155 - 5 Jun 20 17:21
I always thought the lyric was "Remember the *bill*" so the girl was kinda a bitch who always looked at the negative
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User #30612674 - 7 Jun 20 03:24
I just absolutely loved this. Little things about it made it feel so authentic. Great job, Buckley! :)
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User #29813040 - 5 Jun 20 18:30
This brought back so many memories. Thank you so much for the laughs.
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User #32937146 - 6 Jun 20 18:46
That may have been staged Buckley, but sounded legit as heck. Kudos. Good production.
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User #186605 - 5 Jun 20 21:51
Hahaha, awesome stuff!
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User #29812762 - 5 Jun 20 16:57
I love this. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while. You really nailed the high school feel
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User #12393048 - 6 Jun 20 00:03
Loving High School Buckley, especially as a 90's kid myself. Ah the 90's, such a treasure trove for comedy as the music was so bad. So were the sitcoms, I mean shitcoms, a bunch of a-holes sitting around their apartment whining about their lives. F**k you Seinfeld and friends.
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User #29887221 - 6 Jun 20 06:20
I’m curios what makes you laugh.
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User #12393048 - 7 Jun 20 10:06
comedies with heart, anything with BIll Murray in it like say Groundhog Day is comedy gold. Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Spies Like Us, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, classic comedy. I just hate sitcoms and the laugh tracks and the fakeness of it all. How about you Mr. Jam :)
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User #35544300 - 5 Jun 20 17:29
Buckley is the man.
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User #17776404 - 5 Jun 20 17:21
This right here is what I've been waiting for. Thanks Buckley, during these less than pleasant times you really do help spreading laughter.
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User #30750302 - 8 Jun 20 20:43
The fact that your voice cracked at some points is so good. I loved this video. Great job, Alan.
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User #29892936 - 5 Jun 20 16:42
You're a fuckin hoot, the high school acting is spot-on
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User #10937829 - 5 Jun 20 16:14
Funniest thing I've heard all day: Thank you for this.
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User #4618497 - 5 Jun 20 22:48
That voice crack during the macarena rant was so perfect
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User #9281540 - 7 Jun 20 22:03
I’m sad, I thought it was real ! But me and my girlfriend liked it !
BONUS #19: Inside the Bottle: The Time "Portugal. The Man" Solicited Buckley
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YOUTUBE LINK: https://youtu.be/l34DE8SWx8M

Well everyone, it's June, and I just want to say thank you for your continued support as we head into the weirdest summer in living history. This week's bonus video isn't so much a "video", since all of my screenshots for this have been lost to time (and a hard drive crash a couple years ago) but I felt it would be easier to put it on YouTube than just use the audio option here. Here's the description on YouTube:

Another exclusive for my Patreon audience: It's a story about the time a band wanted me to promote their work by "trashing it", effectively turning Musical Autopsy into a full-on marketing tool for their new album.

I apologize if an ad plays before it, I assure you I'm not trying to double-dip here. There's a 10 second clip of a song toward the end, and YouTube's tech picked it up before I finished typing the description.


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User #29813040 - 3 Jun 20 17:44
Inside the Bottle has to be one of my favorite segments. Thanks for the hump day treat, Buckley!
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doseofbuckley - 3 Jun 20 17:59
I think now that I've been up and running for a few months, I might do a poll to see what types of bonus content people enjoy more. It kinda breaks down into 3 types: "Inside stories about YouTube and your channel" (like Inside the Bottle), "Fan Interaction content" (like "Advice Patreon Asked For" or "Patreon Goes Postal") or "Extra stuff like your regular YouTube channel" (which could also include Advice Patreon Asked For but would be more like the MicroDoses).
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User #29813040 - 3 Jun 20 18:02
So hard to choose! I've really been enjoying all of this content. I always come running when my Gmail dings with a Patreon alert. P.S: I'm buying the leggings from Teespring when I get paid.
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User #27529299 - 5 Jun 20 05:28
Yeah, I like the variety. I never watch a video and think, "No, Buckley should be talking about this thing instead."
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User #30473841 - 9 Jun 20 21:16
I don't like them, I wish you could've trashed them bad enough that they never got famous.
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User #31847906 - 12 Jul 20 07:51
That song got popular on Indie stations in the UK, but they are a 1 hit wonder
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User #29817863 - 4 Jun 20 04:42
Very interesting, I would love to see more videos like this.
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User #4618497 - 3 Jun 20 23:49
"hey Buckley, it's Fuckface.." beautiful
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User #27529299 - 5 Jun 20 05:29
Don't forget to like and subscribe.
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User #4618497 - 5 Jun 20 05:41
Oh no Fuckface has gotten to him. Jeremy? Jeremyy! Snap out of it!
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User #12393048 - 4 Jun 20 07:01
Pretty sure I've heard this song in one or more commercials, so much for being 'indie' and yeah just more of your typical, one note and forgettable pop music to me, catchy for a jingle and that's about it.
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User #5961680 - 4 Jun 20 12:38
I particularly enjoyed the look into the BS you deal with regarding YT. It's something that's covered vaguely by some other channels I watch, and it's always fascinating to me. Good old Fuckface. Probably a director at YT these days. "We loved how you handled those questions with noncommittal answers! That's exactly what we're looking for!"
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User #84572 - 4 Jun 20 13:33
I like to think of you as the Jim Sterling of the music business, because someone needs to be that person, god knows it needs someone unafraid to call them out on their BS. (And I am a Patreon supporter of both of you.)
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User #10655641 - 3 Jun 20 18:37
Seems somewhat reminiscent of Primus, and their whole 'Primus Sucks' thing.
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User #30746041 - 3 Jun 20 18:18
Awesome! I was surprised you mentioned PTM in one of your doses, as I’m a fan of theirs. I’ve always wondered how they contacted you and that was cool of you telling the backstory from clips of doses.
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User #31366107 - 3 Jun 20 18:08
Entertaining as always!
EARLY ACCESS: YouTube Support: Completely Useless
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Every year or so, I usually do that one "bite the hand that feeds" video talking about my behind-the-scenes experiences with YouTube as a platform, and as we get close to 2020 being half over (yeah, can you believe that? We're 1 month away from the halfway point) I figured it was about that time. Enjoy a look at my dealings with YouTube's support team, AND enjoy it 24 hours earlier than everyone else!


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User #4916564 - 30 May 20 18:06
I'm encountering something similar with a Facebook page I co-admin. Yesterday afternoon, I received what frankly looked like a scam email that the page had been "removed" due to fraudulent or misleading content, or something that broke the law. It's a page for an online gaming league. We post results and screenshots. I filled out the form response as requested (aside from not being able to tell them why I thought it wasn't objectionable content...because I have no idea what made them shut down the page). The response? Basically a carbon-copy form letter of what I already know. I've asked for detail, I've sent screenshots to justify the existence of the page and the league it represents. I haven't seen a response to that. I can't say I really expect one, either. I guess we'll just remake the page and hope that we don't post something else that's deemed "fraudulent" about our free-to-play video game league.
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User #7843816 - 29 May 20 17:14
I finally made it on one of your videos!! I’m so happy!
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doseofbuckley - 29 May 20 18:46
Congrats! It's hard to "randomize", I don't know how others do it given the tools I'm given, but I've been doing my best to try and get some new names up on the front every month.
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User #32937146 - 29 May 20 23:06
Fuck em Buckley. The whole of the new “technocrat” society is riddled with bullshit algorithms and things I cannot fathom. I tell google to not show me feeds from certain news sources or about certain stories all the time. Low and behold next refresh or next day, same shit.
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User #5961680 - 1 Jun 20 14:48
I hate, just, hate, those Nothing answers. Where it's so obvious they didn't think about your request at all, and probably only skimmed the email. I work in technical support, and it's stupid how often I hear "Man your tech support is the best." What difference it makes when the agent on the phone/behind the screen actually thinks about the human being on the other end. Anyway, loving the content! And I'm glad to hear you're still enjoying it. I still need to try that cupacake...
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User #29875182 - 29 May 20 16:35
At first, was low key rolling my eyes after reading the title, but the roasts here were top notch, and your being upset is valid. Those who subscribe SHOULD ABSOLUTELY be seeing your videos.
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doseofbuckley - 29 May 20 18:45
Oh, I'm going to bleed a few subscribers on this one as they call me a "whiner" or claim I only care about this now for whatever reason ("You sold out!") but yeah, I think it's valid and I think it's important to note that I'm mostly just asking questions. If they're going to create a game of it, I'd like to know the rules.
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User #29875182 - 29 May 20 21:11
In general though, as someone who work in a creative field myself, I don't think entertainment and content and art should be free, and since u earn something from and for your content, you are rightfully upset that the platform needlessly fucks you over as well as those who enjoy your content.
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User #12393048 - 30 May 20 03:41
The main difference between Patreon and YouTube is the people who patronize you and the people who put their money where their mouths are by actually supporting you a little bit as they are able to. In other words it's the difference between those who patronize you and those who Patreonize you hehe (feel free to use that in advertising) :D #AveBuckley
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User #5044503 - 29 May 20 17:27
Youtube's algorithm was adjusted to slowly bleed those channels that do not make money or don't fit in with youtube's new family-friendly guidelines. It has been shown on several occasions that even the notification bell does fuck all if the channel in question does not fit into Susan's concept for the future, which seems to include a lot of purge-rinse-repeat cycles.
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doseofbuckley - 29 May 20 18:47
Well, they even tell you that "if a person doesn't have the app on they may not be notified". So then what's the point? I remember I used to get an e-mail once a week that showed me new content from channels I was subscribed to, what happened to that?
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User #4916564 - 30 May 20 18:01
That also gets to my pet peeve of app-only content or access. I have a Web portal I use to interact with one of my longtime customers, a freight broker. They have some admin features that are only available through the app. Well, that's wonderful. But I'd think the portal would be the fully-featured system, because if I'm doing admin stuff, chances are I'm at work. At my PC, with a keyboard. Instead, their "new technology" push means I have to set the PC aside to do something on my phone.
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User #5044503 - 2 Jun 20 15:00
What really gets my goat is that the front page of youtube now shows you stuff that you've seen already on other devices, stuff that youtube wants to directly promote even though it doesn't have anything to do with your interests, and videos that "might interest you" when the front page used to be dedicated to your subscription feed. Now, I have to manually go through my subscriptions to stay up to date. -..- Youtube gets worse with each new design or algorithm update, yet there are still very few alternatives (as you mentioned, Buckley, vimeo charges for "that ad-free experience") because the alternative video platforms are thoroughly soaked through with conspiracy-theory videos and the like.
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User #29887221 - 29 May 20 20:34
YouTube was never the feeding hand for you though... merely a platform.
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User #6360603 - 30 May 20 12:42
I'll be honest, I've never been too huge into YouTube and I get bored of shit soooo easily but I've been watching your channel for a decade. You're a breath of fresh air imo, much better than all the clickbait-y gimmicky nonsense I see on this website. I hope you'll keep going.
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User #15786322 - 29 May 20 20:59
Glad amazon is shelling out an extra 2 bucks an hour so I can shell out an extra 10 bucks a month. Also glad to hear that you’re enjoying yourself.
Bonus #18 - PETA vs Animal Crossing (microDOSE)
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Time for another bonus microDOSE! From the YouTube description:

PETA isn't happy that a video game character is running a museum full of fish, and posted a video of their "protest" online demanding that Blathers from Animal Crossing "empty the tanks". If PETA finds out you're having fun, they'll find a way to ruin it...

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User #29817863 - 29 May 20 03:02
I just love seeing what will they come up with next as PETA tries to one up themselves.
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User #16972546 - 28 May 20 18:38
I'm still waiting for the slavery thesis paper someone will eventually drop.
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User #29812762 - 26 May 20 16:11
PETA is so frustrating. They push so many people away from the idea’s of helping animals and being vegetarian/vegan. PETA is very all or nothing also, being vegetarian in not good enough, they push strict veganism instead of trying to get people to be pescatarian/vegetarian or even just eating less animal products in general. PETA is all about there is no such thing as bad publicity, but they just make fools out of an important cause
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User #27529299 - 26 May 20 21:56
Buckley, have you ever seen Adam Ruins Everything? There is a segment that proposes trophy hunting can actually be beneficial to those animal populations. If I remember, local groups can rid themselves of a problematic animal in exchange for large sums of money to be used for protecting other animals. It's not pleasant and the intent of the hunters is selfish, but it's an interesting argument.
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User #29858492 - 27 May 20 10:13
I’m not sure if I saw the same video, but I remember reading, or coming across information (no clue of the validation on it) that the money obtained through the trophy hunters is put back into more security against poaching. And in that same thing it said that the animal that is being hunted is either sick/wounded/very old. Personally, it isn’t for me, but if what I read was true, well, it definitely seems more ethical than just killing for fun and profit.
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User #27529299 - 27 May 20 10:24
I am not an expert, so the efficacy of it can be debated. The trophy hunters obviously are not doing it because of any ethical reason, but it seems like people use the money from bad people to do some good.
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User #26857813 - 26 May 20 16:30
I do think animals should be treated ethically, I also don’t like the circus and refused to go with my family to horse race betting. But pumping out propaganda and lying is going to hurt the cause rather then help it.
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User #29826870 - 26 May 20 16:32
Love Buckleys "old man" voice nearly pissed myself.
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User #7183991 - 26 May 20 16:20
What are your turnip prices? XD
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doseofbuckley - 26 May 20 17:26
Like 42 bells today. Stalk market's looking like my RRSPs.
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User #5865913 - 26 May 20 16:12
PETA is absolutely insane. Why would they waste time protesting something in a virtual world instead of, ya know, real world problems? I mean, not that they do anything meaningful in the real world - this is Peta after all. They've been caught straight-up killing animals before but it's okay guys! They're superior because they're all about being vegan! (and profit)
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User #27523980 - 27 May 20 01:19
The fact that Buckley play animal crossing is not what I was expecting to learn today, but I’m happy to know this
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User #27477802 - 26 May 20 20:44
Is this real? I dunno how #Blathersisoverparty may stop animal cruelty or aquariums smh
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User #186605 - 26 May 20 17:06
Oh man... PETA... always reminds me of the South Park episode
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User #29811653 - 27 May 20 00:05
I like PETA to a point. They really do go over the top. They also made an anti Pokemon meme on Facebook. When I (and a few others) pointed out how ridiculous they were being and that Pokemon isn’t real and kids aren’t outside trying to capture wild animals or throwing toy poke balls they responded with an automatic response. It was just about boycotting sea world (I already do) and had nothing to do with the post.
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User #29892916 - 26 May 20 18:03
I love this game! I have like 100 hours in it and I started on like April 1 lol
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User #5044503 - 27 May 20 15:49
Better save them pixels. Also, I'm reminded about your reaction when you first heard "Move Like Jagger" in the office. The way you described turning to your nearest colleague going "Why? Just why?" moved me and is now more appropriate than ever.
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User #32556861 - 26 May 20 16:19
omg the Katamari Damacy reference. Buckley, you fucking nerd.
EARLY ACCESS: Kim Kardashian - Mother of the Millennium
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It's Friday, and it's new video time! Here's the description for this weekend's Dose, which you're now enjoying 24 hours before the rest of my audience:

Kim Kardashian is just like you.. you know, like how you're a multi-millionaire who has been on lockdown in your giant mansion with your family, still making money by taking photos of yourself on the Internet? Yes! So you can understand how SHE would understand YOUR struggles! Buckley looks at some of the ridiculous things Kim has said as she "struggles" under the lockdown.

Oh, also, you may notice right at the beginning... I've finally launched merchandise! And at the perfect time, right? Well, if you're in the OVERDose or MetaDose tiers, you received a post yesterday telling you about your discount rewards. Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to see, and of course it goes without saying... merch is completely optional, if you're not interested I totally understand. If you are, but you're like "no I can't buy a shirt right now, what would I even use it for, I never go outside!" I want you to know that these will exist for a while now, this won't be like my "limited runs" previously, TeeSpring prints on-demand so these can stay up theoretically forever.

Here's a link to the store if you are interested: https://teespring.com/stores/buckleys-store


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User #27529299 - 22 May 20 21:53
Buckley is the not the mom we deserve, but the one we need right now.
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User #26857813 - 22 May 20 16:13
I got the T shirt. Thanks for launching new merchandise.
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User #29811653 - 23 May 20 19:48
Just got A Dose Of Buckley shirt. Can you bring back WTSF shirt? Mine is starting to fade lol.
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doseofbuckley - 24 May 20 00:54
I thought about it, I didn't just because I figured I don't even use that "catchphrase" any more, but I'll certainly consider it... it costs me absolutely nothing other than my time, I can put as many designs up as I want and if no one buys them, oh well. I actually still have a couple of those shirts, it's like the only ones the company ever sent me when I did that run like 5 years ago (I never got one of my own hoodies or any of the other gear)
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User #12393048 - 23 May 20 14:11
And I thought she might change since the Kim Kardashian Cancer Sympathizer video you did... oh well... live and learn I guess.
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User #5044503 - 23 May 20 06:22
Not to mention the three S for celebrities: Stop polluting the world with your worthless offspring. Stay out of regular folk's business. Shut the fuck up. Here's to hoping their children will rebel by becoming decent folk. I know as if that would ever happen in a million years. Well, that being said, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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User #29811653 - 24 May 20 01:22
I would love another one, probably with my next pay check of course.
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User #12393048 - 24 May 20 01:52
Will def pick up a hoodie when my Smashwords check clears, or I get a few more Patrons myself, will see what comes first lol. Digging the Musical Autopsy shirts, I have 2 of the 'Bag it and Tag it' shirts, one blue and one green although I do get some funny looks while wearing them at the shopping mall. People are probably a bit sensitive with the whole Covid thing and what not... ah well fuck em.
Bonus #17: Chrysler Cares... About Getting Your Cash (microDOSE)
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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/ScbtkeEhNJg

If we all thought advertising couldn't get any more annoying, I guess we never anticipated how bad it would get during a pandemic. Apparently every company "cares" about me and "has my safety as their top priority". Did they not before? Well, Chrysler REALLY cares, they know "better days are ahead" and are offering to get you back on the road with a great deal. Except... are these deals all that great? Enjoy a fun look at how companies are reworking the exact same pricing and services they've always offered but with a fear-induced twist.

Also, thank you to "Dr. Panda" who recommended that I put the video link in the body of the text, so if you're reading this via e-mail you should now be able to watch the video without having to go to Patreon first.


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Every ad currently running on TV or radio has switched from trying to convince you that you need things, to trying to convince you that they can help you get the things you need. But the worst ads are the ones who pretend they're offering some great deal to help you get through "these times of uncertainty", when the deals aren't any better than the ones they offered before. Buckley shares Chrysler's current "Better Days" campaign, and re-imagines it if it were any other year.

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User #4916564 - 30 May 20 17:04
Cuntface Chrysler must be the Canadian equivalent of Big Bill Hell's Cars, though probably more polite.
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User #18070414 - 20 May 20 19:13
It’s these kinds of commercials and attitude that make you wish Covid acted more like the bubonic plague. Maybe humanity will be better off if half or one third of the population disappeared....
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User #5044503 - 21 May 20 07:51
Start shitting in the same place you draw your water from, and you'll have reintroduced yersinia pestis in no time.
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User #5961680 - 25 May 20 18:23
Ha ha ha ha! Your ads are the best! Man, if only they had a Cuntface Chrysler by me. Good stuff.
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User #29812762 - 19 May 20 21:04
Where I live we have the NY state fair and a couple of the usual business that make lots of money at the fair are opening drive thru’s together with the message that they are “spreading cheer during these hard times” I wish they would just be honest and say “yeah we are trying to make money cause the fair will probably be cancelled” is overcharging people for fried dough and wine slushies really that admirable?
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doseofbuckley - 20 May 20 01:48
They've cancelled our fall fair that normally happens in September. I think people definitely have a right to be skeptical about that, basically anyone who's mentioning the pandemic in their sales pitch, they're really doing a worse job for themselves at this point... like the one visual gag I had in this video about Tim Horton's caring about my health... you're a food service company, you should have ALWAYS cared about my health! It should have been your number one priority at all times, not just now! But now that no one's spending money you REALLY care about it? Piss right off.
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User #20248089 - 19 May 20 16:09
Every single tv add sounds exactly the same, you think having the “funny “ adds would make them stand out more.
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doseofbuckley - 20 May 20 01:45
Everyone's afraid to be funny right now, especially when it comes to ads. "Oh now's not the time to be funny". Now's the most important time to be funny. Give people back a sense of normalcy. We're like 3 months into this shit, no one needs to be reminded that every time someone sniffs in your vicinity you're 2 weeks from being on a ventilator (not likely of course, but that's the level of worry some people are at), ads don't need to tell everyone that these are "difficult times". We all still need shit, sell us your shit and just don't be a complete asshole about it, and no one will care.
EARLY ACCESS: Buckley's Breakdown: Quibi
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BEFORE I FORGET: I'm streaming tonight (Friday, May 15th) on Twitch ( twitch.tv/DoseofBuckley ) at 7pm Eastern. A lot more informal than "A Dose of Buckley LIVE", I'll be taking calls on Discord about pretty much whatever, playing some games, whatever. I'll probably also be on there for longer than an hour, so check in throughout the night if you can't be there at the beginning.


THE WEEKEND VIDEO: Because there weren't already enough streaming options, a new service called "Quibi" launched with the hopes of capturing an audience of people who want to watch TV "on the go". But with less than 2 million active users, it hasn't quite made the splash it had hoped. But that means probably not a lot of people have tried it... so, I bite the bullet for you and review this new service. Enjoy an all new "Buckley's Breakdown" 24 hours before the rest of my audience.


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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Buckley reviews the new streaming service "Quibi". Do the gimmicks (short videos made for mobile) set it apart from an already incredibly crowded marketplace? OR do they just make it that much easier to ignore? AND... is the content any good?

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User #23771168 - 15 May 20 21:02
I'll be honest I never even heard of Quibi before this review, where are they even marketing this?
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doseofbuckley - 16 May 20 14:57
I saw ads almost non-stop for it on Twitter and Facebook, as well as a few on YouTube. If you have ad blocker on, that would probably explain it, but outside of that maybe you just got lucky to avoid them?
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User #29869668 - 16 May 20 03:39
Is there any way that you might be able to include a link to the video in the description? It's a minor thing but to watch the videos after I see the email I need to come to the Patreon site first.
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doseofbuckley - 16 May 20 14:56
Yeah, so when I send the e-mail you guys get the entire write-up in the e-mail but you have to come to Patreon to click the video? If so, then yeah I can definitely start doing that if it makes it easier for everyone.
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User #17776404 - 15 May 20 17:05
Yeah this seems like a pretty pointless service. It's basically YouTube but you have to pay for it, the videos are all short, and there's less to watch. YouTube has a lot of garbage, but I don't need to tell you that if you take the time to look you can find some pretty high quality stuff. Summoned Salt is pretty good, I've watched a lot of speedrun history of the games I'm interested in or if I think the history of how people found faster ways to get through the game might be.
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User #29817863 - 17 May 20 00:47
Gotta say i love the run time of the video. I have a super cheap clip mount that i attach to my bed when i wanna lay down and watch videos on my phone.
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User #29892936 - 16 May 20 15:43
Quibi reminds me of the series on Snapchat
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User #30891381 - 15 May 20 18:32
Kinda unrelated by: Your twitch link, at least in here, doesn't redirect to your channel, it adds the ) and goes to a dead link.
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doseofbuckley - 15 May 20 19:21
Thanks for the heads up, I've fixed it.
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User #12393048 - 17 May 20 03:56
Digging the music, getting a whole 90's first Matrix movie feel to it but good energy levels if that makes sense. Draws you in and gets you hooked for the content. Great content too :)
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User #29811653 - 15 May 20 17:10
I was only interested in the will forte and Kaitlin Olsen show. And even with you saying that it was good I still don’t know that I want to be bothered with this. I didn’t know it was a streaming app for people with short attention spans. 🙄
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doseofbuckley - 16 May 20 18:36
If you can get a free trial and watch it, and I guess let them earn a little ad revenue, you might as well go for it, but I wouldn't pay money to have seen it. It was a solid "fine", but it felt like a 90 minute movie broken up into way too many parts that also was setting itself up for a sequel. It also wasn't as funny as I was hoping a show featuring those two would be (a couple good laugh-out-loud moments, but if you're going to break it into 11 episodes, each one being 8 minutes long or so, every episode better have a really great moment or else why is it an episode?)
Bonus #16 - Patreon Goes Postal #3
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Hey everyone, it's bonus video time! I've normally been releasing these on Wednesdays, but then I feel like all of the content stacks up toward the end of the week (Wednesday with a bonus video, Friday with your Early Access video), so I'm hoping this feels more evenly spread out. It's another 20+ minutes of me answering questions. These are a lot of fun to do, and I still have a lot of questions left over from the last one, but if you have more feel free to comment them below and maybe they'll appear in the next Patreon Goes Postal. And I'm still/always taking questions for "Advice Patreon Asked For", which you can private message me with on Patreon (or just private message me to say hi anyway, I generally respond back, and you're paying for it!)


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Buckley answers questions about what he'd be like if he ever had kids (as well as what would happen if someone claimed they'd had a child with him years ago), his thoughts on time travel, discusses his favorite film directors, goes in depth as to why radio pranks may seem more "scripted" these days, and more! Submit your questions for Patreon Goes Postal by simply messaging Buckley on Patreon, and maybe you'll end up in the next envelope.

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User #30260756 - 15 May 20 22:20
Great stuff, I would also like to ask you a question as a fellow nihilist: Imagine you'd die and find yourself in front of a god(dess), thus realizing that this religion was true after all - who would you want it to be? I mean like Odin or Jesus or some shit like that.
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User #33884245 - 4 Jun 20 05:26
I like your outfit today :)
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User #35544300 - 18 May 20 23:52
How did you like doing live stand-up compared to your normal doses?
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User #37890417 - 5 Jul 20 05:40
"Once you go yellow, you will never love another fellow." Holy hell that is some crazy right there at least when deciding that you want to love women instead of men (I would say it was more akin to "Once you go black you can't go back." but with East Asians instead of Africans. I'm on the fence bout the whole "born gay" business because if you are born gay explain how people are born to what was a straight parent but they then decide to become gay/lesbian? Look at Ricky Martin for probably the most famous example but I am sure there are other examples and not just him or my own mother. There shouldn't be science behind a person's decision to love someone. Love who you want to love and hope they love you back and it doesn't go tits up.
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User #29811653 - 13 May 20 00:19
First off thanks for choosing my question, second thank you for pronouncing my name right-literally everyone says it wrong even with it in front of them. And third I should’ve been more specific I guess I meant more in your humor, opinions, and language. Love this segment!
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User #29811678 - 12 May 20 17:41
Are we any closer to getting those shirts officially released?
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doseofbuckley - 12 May 20 18:31
Yeah, I'm going to make an announcement at some point this month. Right now is probably not a great time to announce merchandise, but the great thing is that it'll be through a website that does it on demand, so they'll be there if anyone wants one, not like my previous shirt releases where if you didn't order it that month, too bad.
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User #35169380 - 13 May 20 10:33
Have you ever seen Dr Giggles?
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User #29970086 - 25 May 20 17:19
I’m kinda surprised you don’t like The Master, I thought it was pretty good
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User #29836832 - 11 Jun 20 23:20
I have a 12 year old daughter, and I don't filter my language fuck all. Kids are smart, and they understand that there are things they aren't supposed to say. Does she say them when no adults are around? Possibly. Who knows, and more importantly, who the fuck cares?
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User #29812762 - 15 May 20 02:03
Do competing radio stations play commercials at the same time purposely?
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User #787023 - 12 May 20 18:28
I love I'm a Cyborg But That's Okay. It's not at all what I expected after having seen his Vengeance Trilogy.
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User #30698448 - 27 May 20 02:02
I know I’m a little late here, but I’m genuinely curious. Way back when, I know you collaborated with another YouTube channel called I Hate Everything. What was it like working with him? Would you/Have you considered doing another collaboration video with either IHE or another YouTube channel again?
EARLY ACCESS: Musical Autopsy: The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me [COLD CASE]
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Well Patreon, I promised this about 2 months ago, but finally my very first Musical Autopsy: COLD CASE is ready, and you get to be the first to watch it! The 1980 produced, 1981 hit song "Don't Stand So Close to Me" has had a little surge in popularity due to "these uncertain times" and the hook that urges people to social distance (har har), but what about the rest of the lyrics?


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Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley Doc Buckley heads deep into the morgue's files to look at a song from the 80s that just so happens to be trending in 2020 because of its hook. But what about the rest of the song? It's The Police - Don't Stand So Close to Me, reviewed for Buckley's first Musical Autopsy: Cold Case.

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User #29859604 - 8 May 20 18:55
This has been a super long week for me, and this Musical Autopsy just made my day. Thank you, Buckley!
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User #12393048 - 9 May 20 04:44
I was born in 1979, I wonder what disturbing chart toppers came out that year?
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doseofbuckley - 9 May 20 15:51
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Billboard_Hot_100_top-ten_singles_in_1979 A lot of Disco at the time still. Also Michael Jackson's "Don't stop til you get enough" which COULD sound creepy (especially from him) but I think the statement is more an invitation to bang him until they've had enough, rather than him not stopping until he's had enough.
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User #12393048 - 10 May 20 05:16
Thank you very much for the link, I found Gloria Gaynor's 'I will survive' on the list which is funny because that's one of mum's favorite songs as well. On a related note I might have a candidate for a Musical Autopsy Cold Case just for the irony alone. Heart - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You is a song about a woman who picks up a guy by the side of the road, bangs him in a hotel, ditches him and has his kid without his knowledge. Then she runs into him and admits she used him so she could get knocked up because her man can't handle the job. Great message for the kids, especially at a time when we guys are being told how 'toxic' we are. :) Thanks again.
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User #5961680 - 11 May 20 12:25
Good stuff! I've seen numerous examples of this in my lifetime, and it makes me smile when people talk about "how music used to be". It hasn't changed that much.
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User #29825618 - 9 May 20 11:13
I remember how shocked I was the first time I heard the song Young Girl by Gary Pucket and the Union Gap on the local radio. A song about an actual pedo 😐
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User #30896447 - 8 May 20 23:45
I was an adult when this came out, 21 in fact. I always knew it was creepy and it soured me to the Police. Then there's that Every Step You Take ditty...
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User #29812762 - 9 May 20 17:09
It amazes me how people can misinterpret songs that seem so obvious. I’ve heard a lot of people thinking Every Breathe You Take by The Police is a love song
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User #29813040 - 8 May 20 16:47
Nothing like a Musical Autopsy to make Friday afternoon awesome. <3
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User #2518836 - 8 May 20 21:22
Love these so much. Hilarious. Keep up the good work.
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User #33045799 - 10 May 20 16:01
It never really occurred to me how sketchy these songs could be. I think I’m going to go through my playlists and reevaluate some things
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User #7778239 - 9 May 20 16:11
Sting was a teacher before The Police which makes it worse.
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User #27529299 - 9 May 20 22:19
Whoa! That does elevate the fuckedupness of it all.
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User #144270 - 9 May 20 02:48
I always thought the words were: Her friends are so careless. The more you know.
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User #3921751 - 9 May 20 01:02
Sting lyrics are creepy. I think it's pretty cool that you and I were born the same year.
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User #166684 - 8 May 20 20:36
Oh this is going to be a fantastic series, I can already tell
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User #35169380 - 10 May 20 18:06
Sting is one creepy dude. Lol seriously.
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