I'm happy to say I've just updated the progress folder with the last progress update. I'm happy to say that ive completed the sound up to the normal edition. So I'd be happy putting that out. I could still improve it a little but it's at the stage where I can safely say that I will be releasing the normal version out on the 1st as a special treat to patrons (who normally get it on the 5th). Especially after they waited an extra day for the last one.
Like I said in a previous statement I wanted to hit the ground running with this one, and the coronavirus lockdown has made me quite productive. Despite being essential and having to go to work it's very quiet here and generally I find myself doing this.
For all fans and followers I hope that everything is fine in these bad times and that you will remain well. I have released my last video early to the public and you can find that on my pornhub. Live long and prosper.
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I'm happy to say that I've completed the story and the animation for the video already. I will be uploading it to the progress folder for the progress patrons tomorrow.
If you are a progress patron PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE watch the one that's currently in the folder. You should be on the edge of your seats with the end of that one! Even if you don't usually like spoilers PLEASE watch.
Comments on that are welcome on the progress post from Yesterday. A big thanks for all the love and support I've gotten especially after my 3 year anniversary post. For all those currently on lockdown with the coronavirus there has never been a better time to watch my videos! Enjoy.
So the results of the poll are in and the next video is 'You Came To The Wrong Forest Moth****cker!!' The general gist of the video is a family has to camp out in the forest for some reason (A husband, Wife, Son & Daughter) and they encounter many different mythological people as you'll see below:
Should be interesting! Happy Honeymoon 8 will be out on the 5th for patrons and on 5th March for the public.
So it seems you really like this series because you keep voting for it. Meanwhile I'm been racking my brains to find a way to avoid making it stale. ESPECIALLY after Prima Noctis, imagine having to follow that!
So the first progress edition is available for progress patrons, it's only 3 minutes and has no sound but the story is there. And also a little dilemma set up for the episode. I hope those of you who looked at the game recommendation enjoyed it. I very rarely recommend other games or creators. I tend to have high standards.
That said I've recently become very active on F95 too, I wonder if some of my new patrons come from there. At any rate welcome to the new patrons, hello, i hope you like it here.
Happy new year everyone!!!
Hope everyone enjoys the new year and enjoyed the new years eve celebrations?! What did you all get up to?
My new years eve involved shopping in the morning, Gym with the girlfriend (cardio session (653 calories burned 45 minutes on the crosstrainer), then further cardio session in the bedroom, shower, browsed /fit/ and the torment of dining with her parents and brother at an Indian Restaurant, (I had Chicken Naga and Garlic Fried Rice with Garlic Naan). Then I came back, finished the last scene of Happy Honeymoon 7 and went to sleep. I don't drink or smoke so I didn't go out and get pissed.
Release will be 5th as usual if all goes well.
So I've got to 31:40 minutes of extended video for the Prima Noctis project. You may be able to tell I am really excited about it, I've tried to slow it down and really be detailed, show the story and the characters emotions and of course some nasty raunchy sex scenes.
Progress patrons I am currently uploading the latest version which is the 31:40 minutes version, overwriting the previous 24 minute version. What you can expect SO FAR:
* Oral to the point of tears and leaky sperm mouth.
* Cuckolding sex in front of the husband. his conflicting feelings, the wifes and a noble a little too obsessed with her own bottom.
* A demonic succubi draining the very lifeforce from a priest, complete with greying of hair and whitening of eyes before the final removal of lifeforce.
* Well written archaic English as well as appearance of a French speaking character and a character that speaks somewhere between archaic and modern. I've tried to keep it so that it can be understood. I do worry none native English speakers may struggle a little. For example: "Thou hast a blackguard heart, thee knave that doth torture me with insults! Far be it from me to stop the noble lady, for t'would be my head upon the pike!" If you can understand that, you will be fine. Shakespeare would be jealous lol.
* Period music to further draw the audience in. For example (I have not used this but it is basically the same style) ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6CTqu57mL8 ). Incidentally I have about 30/40 Nox Arcana tracks, they are beautiful. This one was created by Henry VIII (8th) himself and Nox Arcana created this version by reading the sheet music. You are listening to a tudor monarch in England. Imagine, cobbled streets, rain drips upon the roof as moonlight shines alongside candle lamps illuminating the night, a wagon goes past occasionally, you sip your tankard of warm ale and....see? I took you there didn't I? Expect that from this movie! :-)
As of writing upload is 21%, it has dialogue and some basic moans. I should have a finished movie of about 40 minutes in the end. The wife still has one orifice not yet used...
EDIT: I am also updating the bio's as we speak. 24/11/2019 23:32
So apparently today is patrons day here on Patreon. So i would like to thank all my fans, old and new for subscribing me or just following me. So some shoutouts:
Kalishnikow - This guy was the first person to like one of my posts way back in March 2017, he/she has never been a patron but always popped up occasionally on public posts.
Mira - Mira was the first ever person to pledge to me the sum of $1, back then it was the start of a journey, i do not know what this person is doing now but I still remember them.
Dragonfire - Oh wow, back in the day when I was just a porn consumer that had the horn and wrote funny stuff on the simbro page, Dragonfire was one of the people that was also a patron of Simbro. When I branched out on my own. He supported me and still does even though he doesn't watch any of my videos.
2 Free patrons - i won't give their actual names in case they don't want me to but there are two patrons who are paying me without wanting a reward. THAT is awesome.
Ari_Lolwut - My cheerleader, avid fan and great sounding board. I used to bug him with reviews and got to know him, so well in fact I even made a video for him. NO Spoilers, ask him if you like. Also Ari I got another review coming up if your fancy it, if not let me know if I'm being annoying.
Liberal - A Russian version of Ari_Lolwut. Always a nice fan, talks and never once has he asked me to do cossack dance or drink vodka. :-)
Blacksheep OVCA - Dude took time to give me some tips, didn't hold my hand he just said, here is the tools, get on with it when I upgraded to a computer (with better specs that his lol). From there we kinda forged a distant friendship.
Random Crow - I HAVE NO idea where I found this guy or started supporting him on his game, but when I branched out he matched my support and has been doing so ever since.
Dante A - A fan recently departed and I haven't been able to get a hold of. I don't know what has happened but I look back on the times we discussed books with some fondness.
ZaTsu - Previous cheerleader before Ari and a wonderful friend. Had to move some time ago and life currently takes up most of his time. But was nice for the time we were together.
Lamedave & Jean Sebastien Sirois - i just checked and the two of you are my longest CURRENT (and active) fans. Other than others previously mentioned who whilst still fans are inactive.
Andrew Rowe - Stole him from Litions page :-)
Darius - Like Kalishnikow, came from who knows where and just likes my public posts.
Anyway if I haven't mentioned you I also appreciate you.
By the way, for the progress folder patrons, for your review and comment I have put the 16 minutes of Prima Noctis in the folder for you. It had dialogue and minimal sound so far. If you worry about spoilers then private message me your responses.
My new side project video is complete and has been uploaded. Currently converting as I write. It should be a good one:
Next up is to create that scene the patrons voted for and that is to have the husband present when his newly wed wife is deflowered before his eyes and he is powerless to stop it.
Should be good.
Hello all my supporters,
Right I'm going to make a start on 'That Guys Idea', I hope you all enjoyed SRG Emily 2, it will be released to the public on 5th November for everyone to enjoy.
In other news, I've published my first book via the Amazon Kindle store:
Also available on a lot of other countries marketplaces too. I didn't want to price gouge too much so I wen't with £4.99 for 100 High Protein tasty recipes. AND... as a special promotion from Monday 14th 12am - Friday 18th 11:59pm I'm running a free book promotion!
That's right, for a limited time it will be FREE!!!
Paperback version is currently in review but Kindle version is ready and published.
P.S. If you buy it or get it free in the promotion PLEASE feel free to leave a review on there. It launched Yesterday and it needs the support.
Currently at 27% at time of writing but the extended version is currently being uploaded to the extended patron folder. I would like to welcome our new patrons, our patrons that have come back again and ALL of you for voting for giving me an extension, although you gave me to the 7th I managed to get the extended version done now.
When it fully uploads, enjoy.
Normal Version will be uploaded later.
So the result of the latest video poll is a 9 vote tie between Happy Honeymoon 7 and That Guys Idea. Taking that into account and the choice presented I have decided that the next video will be:
Ha Ha Got ya!!!!!
Nah I'm gonna do That Guys Idea. Just for a laugh I might keep the title as 'That Guys Idea'. The video should be shorter as it is a one/two scene idea which will give me a bit of a rest but also when it gets published it shows that I still listen and make fan videos....occasionally...I don't want a rep as the porn guy who cares, although that would be an excellent business slogan.
Bizarrely I've also found that when I make videos less than 10 minutes they jump up to the 1000's of views in just 24 hours while longer videos take months. I always though the more work you do the more you get but that is a strange thing to adjust to. Meh I still prefer my stories and emotional element as well as sex.
Speaking of which my 'Jill V & The Sex Zombies' Video is out and is on my pornhub.
Enjoy and comment welcome as always. Appreciate support whether you are paying or just following, and speaking of which....I've had a few people on here and pornhub message me about trying to get enough money together even to just send $1 to me. Look if you are in a place/country where it takes you such hardship just to scrape $1 together, don't send it me. Seriously i'd rather you work on yourself and bettering your circumstances and feed yourself and your family and loved ones with that $1 than send it to me.
Damn....I'm earning that slogan more and more every day... :-)
Just uploading an update for SRG Emily 2 to the progress folder. I have 1 more scene left to do and then the sound.
I will get the scene done at the weekend and then have a few days to do sound.
Apologies. Work now asked me to take on extra hours (both morning and afternoon split shifts), in addition to starting classes in Tai Chi Quan and Krav Maga (you will very rarely if ever get someone with that combination!), doing these movies and my duties for CILEX. If anything it says I never stand still and always keep developing and making new ideas.
Deadline is as usual 5th every month. Don't worry I will get it done or let you know otherwise before you are charged. But then I've only ever been late (by 1 day) 1 time in the time I've been doing these (March 2017).
P.S. Welcome to my new patrons, glad to have you here.
My usual policy of comments and or messages are appreciated applies here.
P.P.S. It looks like the next video poll will result in either Happy Honeymoon 7 OR That Guys Idea.
So a fan has emailed me an idea which I will copy and paste here with no corrections save redacting the name:
Hello my friends. Im really big fan for your`s video. You are really amazing.
The story of futa honeymoon , it`s WooW ! The best on the web at the moment.
Your`s work its better than Familly Rules ( author Blacksheepovca).
I have one idea for you. I`m create good story, for video. I think your fans, will be happy and this project will be 100%successfull.
Futa girlfriend and her boyfriend ( but he dont know about she`s futa. Becouse they dont fuck yet). Boyfriend have sexy mom, and the boy decides to introduce the girl to his mother. When futa girlfriend meet mom, she fuck her all the time.
You can make more episodes this story, no only one short video.
Futa girlfriend can coming for night, and when boyfriend go sleep, she fuck his mom.
She can help mom at the kitchen, and fuck her quick. They can go together for clothes shooping, and fuck in locker room.
Its really got topic for make video, good cheating story, and a lot of fans like that`s story.
Title for story : "Futa fuck boyfriend`s mom!"
Pls respond me, and ask me, what you thinking? Can you make this story video?
Your big fan [Redacted by Me]'
So I thought I would pass this onto you guys. This is the Public vote, so patrons please vote on the other patron only post.
Sorry I left off posting for a week. my screen recording software started to bug out after an update but I THINK I've sorted it now.
In other news the results for the poll (who will be doing what scenario are:
1) Emily will be visiting the hillbilly whose other hillbilly friend has been sleeping with his wife and stealing his moonshine, a slight funny moment when the hillbilly is more concerned with the moonshine, did you notice it in the poll? (P.S. If you had chosen Rookie Barnes to do this I would have put a hilarious after sex moment where they discover they are related, in true hillbilly, Alabama like style)
SCENE: Futa on Male. That Hillbilly needs teaching a lesson and Emily is the one to do it!
2) The 2 that will be staying in Jail are Jewel and Rookie Barnes, who (sarcasm) get along famously. Jewel detests the uneducated moronic speak of the southern belle and may decide to pass the time and shut her up by killing two birds with one stone and sitting on her face. :-) (If you chose Emily and any other girl you know what would have happened. If you chose Jewel and Fi Ling I would have put a hilarious British vs Chinese debate about what is proper tea...and then they would have sat on each others faces :-)
SCENE: Lesbian. Haven't done one of those in a while.
3) The person providing a police presence at the Latino bar will be Fi Ling, our seductive tongue in cheek Chinese girl. Definitely potential for interracial relations there, the hispanic/chinese community don't often collide but when they do... :-)
SCENE: Futa on Female. You can guess who, what where and why just from the scenario.
4) The person who must convince a son to stop playing Star Trek and other video games to actually go out and do something in the world is Valia.
SCENE: Male and Female.
Other news: I have started to take up Krav Maga (Tuesdays) and Chen Style Tai Chi Quan (Mondays) classes in my spare time. To get out the house, get fitter and to have something to do beside work and videos.
So all in all this episode will feature quite a diverse set of sexual fetishes, Which of course is typical of Emily.
So I umm....made this...
Extended version is in the folder for those patrons with access.
Everyone Read, feel free to share link to this as well.
This is mainly aimed at creators but also those who happen to like adult movies and games that use Daz3d and Honeyselect assets.
Basically what has happened is ALLEGEDLY a guy called 'Towercrow' who likes Daz3d got really pissed of that someone can load up Honey select, pose the models and then screenshot and in this way render 100's of images in a few hours and then create games left right an centre. So he ALLEGEDLY tells Fakku, the company with ALLEGED exclusive license to use Illusion software (i.e. Honey Select) about this and the company is now condemning use of the assets and may ALLEGEDLY go after creators using Honey Select assets.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!
Remember how the guy likes Daz3d and Daz3d games? Well in a tit for tat move now it seems that ALLEGEDLY some pissed off Honeyselect creators MAY go after Daz3d users who have not legally purchased their assets in a revenge move. So if you are a creator that uses these or someone who enjoys games with them. You may have to say goodbye because ALLEGEDLY TowerCrow doesn't like it. That is all...
P.S. Don't worry, it won't affect me. But it will have an impact on those who use or look at those 2.
Wen't to bed at 2am but i managed to finish the animation for Happy Honeymoon 6, 3 sex scenes in the normal, 4 in the extended. Won't spoil it for you. But now I will be doing the sound and completing it.
Progress patrons will get 1 more progress video before the final release. In the meantime here is a little game by another creator. Oh and have a look at the first information box that pops up!
Got about 15 minutes so far and I'm currently as of writing at 59% upload the new version for those with access to the progress folder.
Welcome to all the new patrons as well.
I've managed to get another 2-3 mins done and I'm going to complete the animation and dialogue over the weekend. In the mean time here are two image previews:
That should make you perk up and wonder whats going to happen in this next episode!
Oh also here is something else:
...yep...I spent about £170 on downloading the latest RPGmaker MV and as many modules as I could. I'm now just going through the tutorials, taking it slow and learning. But my previous programming from that dreadful game I did before is still there so I can understand the concepts quickly.
That said DONT WORRY, I'm not going to abandon my videos at all. This is just a little side project for me to do in my spare time. MY PATREON WILL REMAIN VIDEOS. I had 3 ideas:
1) The S Virus game - Incorporating the best resi girl Jill, scavenging food and drink and getting enough sleep in a survival game, oh and horny zombies and survivors, that's always a plus.
2) Isadora The Wife Explorer - Play as Isadora in the city as she meets couples and gradually corrupts them and/or engages in sneaky naughtiness.
3) My Sneaky Girl - Play as a couple, either the male, the female or both as the guy gets cucked by people who sleep with his girlfriend. (To be honest there are a few games like this and I don't wanna re-hash things)
But the reason I tell you this is to show that I'm continuing to develop and your investment is well spent. I could have used that to buy a hooker but instead I bought something that in the future may be useful to appeal to you all. If I do make a game out of it I'll include it alongside the videos for free.
My application for CILEX came through this morning. I now have ACILEx after my name and I have to continually develop by doing things like attending seminars and journal readings on law but it's nice to be doing something with the degrees.
I had a job offer which I accepted and start beginning of September, just 12 hours part time cleaning up a school but schools always need teaching assistants hmm? Long term thought there.
My level 2 gym instructor workbook has been sent off for marking.
I'm starting driving lessons.
So all in all I'm really really happy and productive right now. Everything seems to be quite positive.
How are we all this fine day?
Happy Honeymoon is at about 7-8 mins of animation, i've done the dialogue and some music too already as i go along. (saves me doing it later, get it done now)
For those that are my progress patrons you will find it in the folder.
Hello again everyone. As of this morning I have been verified as a producer of naughty videos and I now have an account with Manyvids!
That's now ManyVids AND Pornhub that I'm putting my videos on. Just to give you guys and girls and alternative place to watch them.
Well the poll results are in and it looks like there will be a clear winner in a certain confrontation in the next episode of Happy Honeymoon! Plus a tie for a certain mysterious event that will happen.
Thanks to everyone who voted. I'd like to welcome all the new patrons if I haven't already said hello.
4 Games I have been playing lately:
* A Childhood Friend Is Easily Cucked (black and white and 8 bit music with drawings, yet really compelling in what you can do.
* Amor Magical Academy: (Be a bull or cuck in this one, 3 girls to choose from and romance but you have 3 other guys to contend with too. Oh and monster fighting, lots of that too.)
* Meritocracy Oni and Blade (Let me say this, when I first started playing adult games, the first being 'Trinity' which was a parody of Brittany Spears, I have never encountered a more compelling storyline than this one by ONEONE1. There is also animations and a LOT of content.
* Ideology In Friction (same guy as above, similar type of game but with an elf.
I'm 50% done on the side video of Make America Great again 2, I have 2 sex scenes to do the sound on an 1 or 2 ambient background noise and then I can release it.
Oh and new video released on my pornhub, it's an idea I've had for a while now. It's the sort of porn I really can't stand, the obvious scripted kind with lots of plot holes and it gets to the action in 1 minute. So for me it was a mental challenge to do.
I've sent my Level 2 Gym Instructor Book off to be marked. Sent off my application to join CILEX and attended a job interview where only 2 of us showed up out of ALL applicants....and there are two positions so fingers crossed they don't interview anyone else.
3 days early, how about that!
The extended version of the video is now available to the extended video patrons in the extended folder.
Now even more can access the EXCLUSIVE, ONLY VIEW ABLE BY YOU content as the tier has recently gone down from $10 to ONLY $5!!!!!
Thats just $5 for INSTANT, EXCLUSIVE, JUST FOR YOU, EXTENDED VIDEOS!!!! Even more....these videos will NEVER be released to the public BY ME!!! ALL FOR YOU!!!
Don't waste time, view now!
P.S. Working on MAGA 2 Sound Now.
P.P.S. Next video is Happy Honeymoon 6! How many times do you want me to have to look at her butt?
So we've got just over 32 mins worth of video, we have:
Only thing remaining is the sex sounds (although moaning is in).
Progress Patrons can access the the progress folder and see an updated version to reflect this.
Well I'm happy to say that we are at 14:15 minutes in length already for this one. Little bit more to go and then to add sound.
I'm also as you know remastering the sound of Kyra Episode 1 before I release that to the public as well as finishing off my side project of Make America Great Again. Happy Honeymoon 4 is already uploaded and ready for automatic release beginning of next month and I'm hoping to get everything done by then so that Happy Honeymoon 4, Make America Great Again 2 and Kyra 1 are all released at the same time. Should make everyone happy.
What else? Well Monday my new language books came, some of you may know that English is my first language and when I was in my early 20's I learnt the 33 letters of the Russian Cyrillic alphabet. Привет моя друг! Well Monday up to now I can safely say:
So you watched SRG Emily 1 ages ago, did anyone spot the reference to this song? Go to 3:24 of this song and then 30:34 of SRG Emily 1. Surprised no-one said anything to be honest.
Also I'm on a productive streak this month. Got 4 minutes of Happy Honeymoon 5 done already, MAGA just needs sound, Kyra 1 I will remaster before public release. Happy Honeymoon 4 will be publicly released next month. Oh and the relax with Fi Ling video is out as per my last post.
So... there we are.
So...here is one with NO porn. Sorry. Maybe a bit of teasing but no full nudity or anything. This is just because i wondered if I could.
Suitable for those just getting back from work and needing to relax.
So for the first time I've signed up on twitter!
if you have a twitter account come and follow me. I've linked it to my pornhub account and it will automatically tweet whenever i upload a new video.
Just familiarising myself with the twitter interface for now...
Look forward to you following! :-)
So I did that whole video idea poll and a whopping load of votes came in for another 'Make America Great Again' video. I thought "Awesome!" I have a lot of comedy moments interspersed with futa/dickgirl sex. Then i discovered that i no longer had the model that was in the previous video. Probably when my computer broke.
So I had to change around a bit and the new upgraded WIP model is above in the picture, A lot better than the man looking square jaw one in the previous video. Also as part of the idea I googled 'American Patriotic Songs' and found the one in this post....
...I'm a brit...
...if any of you are American, please know that discovering this song made me purse my lips, tut and urgently want a cup of tea. Always having to copy your mother aren't you you rebellious teenager! :-)
Sometimes I wish you could be like your brother Canada, or your sister Australia. *Sigh*.
P.S. I will be making it in my spare time, it will NOT be the main video I'm making. The main video for next month looks like it will be Happy Honeymoon 5. This is just a spare time one.
Been Brainstorming some ideas for new videos and decided to run these by you all to see your thoughts: (These are working titles, they can change).
(YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE VOTE!!!!) I want to see how many of these you would like so vote for ALL that you like the sound of.
High Elf Persuasion - The movie opens to 2 nords discussing how and embassy of thalmor high elves is meeting High Queen Freyja Stormcloak, daughter of late High King ulfric Stormcloak. The 2 nords make note of how deeply Freyja hates and detests the hgih elves and thalmor. Just then a high elf walks by, where to the tune of 'milkshake' by kelis the camera focuses on all the right places. The movie then fast forwards to the meeting where incredibly a private meeting is held within the queens own bedchambers. Movie ends with original 2 nords discussing recent peace treaty between High Queen Freyja and the Thalmor.
Don't Violate The Green Pact - The movie opens to a man or woman in the forest of the Bosmer or forest elves, said man or woman decides to eat a fruit in violation of the green pact, the forbidding of eating anything plant derived. 2 cute little forest elves appear and exact revenge for this violation by violating the holes of the man or woman. Cue a lot of spitroasting and typical Bosmer humour of "to me, to you" :-)
Make America Great Again 2 - The sequel to my previous movie with updated graphics, follow our futanari Trump supporter as she has her way with her sons liberal girlfriend and friends. Cue typical funny scenes such as casually entering the girlfriend butt and claiming it is not rape because she identifies as her buttplug, being asked what she actually identifies as to receive the answer: "I identify as glazed pastry, Donut oppress me" (joke originally by Corta).
Samus Pussy Problem - Samus the bounty hunter herself finds herself having to survive on an unknown planet or unknown base station, unbeknown to her such as place is inhabited by largely endowed, horny futa catgirls.
Casual Girl World - Futa Silent Film like my 'lending his wife' video. movie about a futa/dickgirl in a world where you can casually grab and screw and woman, married or not and it's completely fine. Cue exaggerated facial expressions, funny old style language, scenes include a wife spotted while shopping, paying for car repairs by banging the garage owners wife and some young guys girlfriend in the park. while this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW5krf9f29E plays in the background, or something like this.
Patreon Party (Series) - An event is held attending by representations of Me, Blacksheep Ovca, Terrible Fairy, Priest productions along with their characters (or my modelling of their characters) who then decide to send our characters in the ring to settle their differences and to amuse us sexual def jam style :-)
Penetrating Lecture - A tribute to Nobody In Particular comic (and a favourite of mine) which can be found here: http://www.porncomix.info/penetrating-lecture-nobody-in-particular/ I will be keeping as much as possible to the original as I can.
Isadora Visits A Fan - A Futa/Dickgirl fan finds that he is visited by Isadora, cue either he himself getting screwed or his wife (or both), this will feature a lot of POV (point of view) camera angles.
Always wanted to make one of these, just for the fun of it. i think I did well to make it like the old timey films.
Ah the old days when you could count on your neighbour for anything and they didn't want to seem unfriendly to everyone else....
A Creator recommendation, this guy has been a patron for a while (i forget how we met though, oh dear!).
If you want to find new adult games or to know what a game is like before you illegally downl....I meant legitimately purchase then you can recommend or send him one and he'll play and review it for you...and let you know if it's good enough to have tissues on hand and several monitor wipes to clean the screen or if being fisted by a cactus would be more enjoyable.
tl;dr: Happy Honeymoon at about 14 - 15 minutes so far, I quit my job, now focusing entirely on producing videos and marketing myself to get a bit more well known.
So things are progressing with Happy Honeymoon 4, I think you'll like the scenes. I've got about 14-15 minutes so far with 1 more sex scene to go and then i will be doing sound.
On a more personal update I've given my notice in at work, 2 years I've been there and i don't do things like that lightly, but one of my colleagues I work with has taken it upon himself to start chopping my locker and stealing my food and anything valuable in there (like my 24kg weight vest), another guy has had his electric razor stolen as well (no cctv in the staff room so I haven't filed a police report). So Sunday morning will be my last shift. That was the last straw for me so I handed in my notice and gave evidence to the client company (not the company I work for) who will be discussing the matter on Monday re. the colleague. But considering that evidence proves:
* Falsification of a timesheet to be paid for shifts he didn't do. (i put a HR complaint in which was buried)
* Sleeping on the job on multiple occasions.
* Using client facilities which should be instant dismissal.
* Taking breaks he is not allowed to.
* Physically assaulting a female colleague (she put a HR complaint in which was buried)
* Phoning in sick, getting me to cover and then sending me photos of a cake he was eating.
We'll see what happens, maybe they'll invite me back and get rid of the guy but I doubt it. i don't do toxic people, I soon get rid of them. I like positive people who want to better themselves, people who aren't afraid to improve themselves, aren't afraid to be charitable, who explore new things. One of the mindsets I have when it comes to Employment is "Treat the company as if it were your own", forget just working for money and think about what you would do if you were the guy responsible for the success of the company, for pursuing it's vision, because whatever job you have in the company, you technically are responsible. One of my patrons reviews H games and has a Star Trek page too, good for him, keep going, keep doing it. Another said to me he wants to write stories. I said go for it and linked him to Amazon Publishing. Another is such a cheerleader for me that i send him work in progress vids to give feedback (btw your suggestion of a sneaky scene? That's going in ;-) ) Whatever you are doing, don't let negativity in. Stay positive.
So what that means for you? Well it means I will be focusing entirely on this for a while. I've basically been pumping out movies and just that. I've started to focus on marketing myself a little more, been leaving comments on Pornhub videos and people have been clicking and commenting. There are also 3D Creators Threads on /aco/ as well I could look into AND as of yesterday I have....*gulp* joined F95.
So feel free if you are on forums to recommend me if you like my vids, word of mouth is a brilliant thing. Every cloud has a silver lining, when G-d closes a door he opens a window, grass is greener on the other side of the fence yadda yadda yadda etc etc. I don't let it bother me.
it's time to step out of the shadows and into the limelight, make myself a bit more known.
- Icarus :-)
Okay, so the poll result is in and to no-ones surprise Happy Honeymoon 4 was the result. I've already started early in production and have about 6 minutes already, I sent a preview to a patron of mine for some feedback and he/she was happy with it so far. We're starting to get back to normal now.
Other news I reached over 1000 subscribers on the pornhub channel! Now I'd like to get the video views up to 1 MILLION!!!! I'm at (last time I checked) 931,000 so a little bit to go but YOU can help. YES YOU, YOU can make a difference, YOU can make a change in the world...or just my video views on a porn channel... :-)
I set my subscribers a target of 1st July, see if it could be done, it already wen't up from 927,000 yesterday so...hey it's definitely something you can get behind *wink wink* :-)
3 day holiday went fine we ended up over the border in Wales, I brought back 12 books....i took only 2 with me... 2 i brought back are on the Welsh language. Here is an example:
More for my patrons however 2 book were about Medieval manor lives and the other about medieval village lives. Now in Europe there was a legal or custom based right (debatable whether custom or law or even myth depending on country) called 'Prima Nocta' which basically meant 'First Night'. It allowed your superiors in the hierarchy to basically have the right to the first night with your spouse, the theory being that in a feudalistic society all those below were owned by you, or at the very least owed loyalty to you. In reality it was seldom used though such did have influence in the new world, for example the US state of Alabama who expanded it to not just 1 night but every day of the year and not just with a wife but with everyone including the family allegedly :-)
You can imagine then what ideas I had for my videos with such information, I'm just toying around with potential ideas for story there. :-)
I'm just curious, which of my 4 lovely ladies is your favourite?
More about them in my videos on pornhub or on my overview page...
"Happy Birthday to me....happy birthday to me....I'm now an old fart at 30...happy birthday to me"
To be honest i never thought I'd live this long, you can't really imagine it back when. Seems like yesterday I was in school uniform with Sammy T dropping pencils and pens in front of my desk in History class. Looking back I think she may have been interested. Fun times!
Birthday wishes and donations are accepted of course :-) You can pledge here or send me a tip on Pornhub or just wish me a great day.
* Kyra Video animation is done and the finishing touches need to be done to the sound. I'm not giving an exact date for release but you will DEFINITELY have it by release of the next Video, which looks like it will be Happy Honeymoon.
* People who unpledged and followed because I asked them to when I had computer troubles feel free to pledge again. or if you are totally new you can as well. I love you all equally.
* I revamped my overview page to give a brief description of the 4 series i currently have, do take a look and let me know what you think.
* I'm on a holiday 1st Week of June, Not going anywhere exotic or anything just booked it off work as a break.
So I've managed to get the replacement RAM from Cyberpower, install it (back to 16GB RAM and after waiting the last few days it looks like (touch wood) that no errors are occurring. I've reinstalled all my software and hopefully we should be good to go.
So i'm going to start producing again. You can re-pledge OR stayed unpledged until I release something. Up to you. As a forgiveness present for missing the deadline I will not only be producing Kyra Episode 1 but I will be doing:
Kyra Episode 1
Adana Jensen Catches a Criminal
Kyra's Private Tuition.
SRG Emily: The Interviews.
AND you will all get to keep these (if you are a patron) for 1 month BEFORE release to the public...AND the interview one will be available for all voting, meaning ALL patrons will decide who makes the squad.
I will release them as and when they are complete and once they are we will go back to ordinary voting for the next video and producing again.
Thanks for those that stuck by me. Those that left i don't blame you, it is your money until given so your choice. I've always respected that which is why i gave the warning in the first place.
Hopefully now back to normal.
(TL;DR) Keep yourself unpledged but still follow me for now....
Firstly still unable to complete Kyra yet, but my computer has no BSOD errors so far (touch wood).
So on Thursday 25th April I got fed up of waiting for Cyberpower to get back to me and took my desktop to the local tech shop, and waited until it opened (in the rain, but I and my computer were under a canopy).
I explained the problem, he quoted £35 for a complete format and re-instillation. He completely wiped the computer (but I have my files backed up to a seperate hard drive and online cloud storage) and then re-installed Windows 10 WITH the dreaded 1809 update which had killed a lot of computers before, he then manually updated my drivers and then did some hardware tests.
As you may know my computer HAD 16GB of RAM (Memory), it now has 4GB at the moment and tasks like using VLC media player for music or videos often caused occasional lag and stuttering. What he said was, testing each stick individually was that 3/4 were corrupt RAM sticks, which is why the BSOD were happening no matter what I was doing because EVERYTHING needs RAM to do stuff.
Cyberpower had put in 4 4GB RAM sticks, ADATA ones which the tech guy told me were the most basic you could get and often found in office computers! He took the 3 bad ones out, rebooted and had no problems, and so far since then neither have I. Except that now with only 4GB of RAM, my computer struggles to handle high intensity software and processes. I've contacted Cyberpower who have agreed to send me some replacement RAM sticks BUT...
I always believe in learning something from setbacks, I don't use the word 'failure' or 'mistake', instead it's something life is telling me I need to learn. In this case my dismal knowledge of computer hardware, so I did a little research and you can get 8GB version of RAM sticks which should be compatible with my hardware. I will keep the Cyberpower ones as back up and buy my own better ones. Then I will be back to making videos again but with 32GB of RAM rather than 16GB.
So I'm not going to set a deadline, but I'm hoping to be able (IF all goes well) to release 5th June with:
Kyra Episode 1 - Couple of scenes left to animate, record and put sound on.
Adana Jensen Catches a Criminal - You know that cyborg girl I posted pics of? I made a short video with her, all animations done it just needs sound.
Kyra's Private Tuition - To supplement her income Kyra becomes a tutor to schoolgirls and boys. I already animated this, it just needs sound.
SRG Emily: The Interviews - You remember in the last SRG Emily where she will be assembling a squad? This is going to be a series of interviews (James from the early episodes, Fi Ling the Chinese girl, a certain rival to the red eyed girl from the last episode etc etc) with a vote for which ones make the team afterward.
I always had a few animated videos hanging back if ever there arose a situation where I needed to make it up to my patrons. I'm glad I did!
Anyway I thought I would keep you informed. I'd like to thank those that sent me comments and private messages of support, as soon as I receive the replacement or new RAM sticks (and wait to see if there are no further errors) I will begin my production again.
(If you cannot be bothered to read I'm asking you all to UNPLEDGE and then FOLLOW my page)
There comes a time in everyone life when we receive bad events, we've all had it. What I've found is how you respond to these things which ultimately affect you and your standing as a person.
As some of you may know the computer upgrade I got in January has been bringing me a lot of problems. In the first week alone it gave me BSOD errors. After uninstaling Zonealarm security the errors stopped for bout 1-2 weeks. Then it happened again with the automatic instillation of the old October creators update for Windows 10, I rolled back to an earlier restore point and disabled automatic updates via editing the services.msc files.
For both the PC Emily and Happy Honeymoon vids I was close...very close as you will see from the release dates to being delayed. But my brand, my professionalism IS my reputation. The errors have started to happen again. I'm writing this in safe mode with networking to get this out in case it blue screens me again. I ran SFC /Scannow command, I ran chkdsk F/ R/, I've rolled back to earlier restores points and then I ran Windows Memory Diagnostic, according to that I have issues with the memory hardware. I've soldiered on for the last few months but now I have no option and have sent an email to cyberpower (the guys I got the PC off) to request it be repaired, replaced or refunded.
Obviously this means that for the first time in 2 YEARS & 1 MONTH I may not be able to meet a deadline I set. It would be easy to bury my head in the sand, to do a SIMBRO and take your money and give nothing back. I REFUSE to do that. So I'm giving you this upfront.
My previous laptop is gone, and this PC is wonderful when it works. I've learned so much about errors and computer DOS commands than I thought I would (always positive right?). But with the computer BSOD every 20 minutes or so and me being unable to access software and sound in safe mode. I'm basically stuffed...for now anyway.
In short my video creating is currently paused, my account is paused. I will keep this Patreon open in case I can fix it and to be able to keep the name. But I'm not sure if I can meet the deadline for the Kyra video if I cannot edit, hear anything, access animation or even upload with a fast enough connection.
But i will always be professional. So what I wan't you ALL to do is this:
UNPLEDGE from my page, How many creators, being greedy would tell you to do that? I WON'T take money for nothing. End of.
After you have UNPLEDGED, go back onto my patreon page and click FOLLOW. I don't know when I can return to making videos, or if I can, it may be many months before I can get something that can produce videos to a decent standard. But if and when, you'll be the first to know if you are following me.
I've posted this now 01:51 23/04/2019 so you have many days before Patreon starts charging you on the 1st of the month.
You know...it's been a hell of a journey. I never thought it would end this way, I thought I'd be able to decide when and where and truthfully, I was hoping to carry on doing this for years. I imagined Blacksheep OVCA and Terrible Fairy retiring way before I stopped. I don't want to of course but....you know the circumstances, no computer no videos.
I started on Patreon many years ago, first creating an account so I could support an upcoming game called SIMBRO, at the time it only had about $3000-$4000 in support. I was wary as hell signing up to this site and being asked for my financial details! But I did. I spent many month on that page, exploring other creators (Random Crow for example) and one day I found software that was easy to use and you could make videos with. It scared me to take that plunge in March 2017. My first month was $16, my first patron? A guy or girl called Mira. That's what I remember.
That grew over time, as did my skills and my upgrades. I saw other people start their creating or if they were before me, go through their growing pains (Terebonkoff, Deepsleep games, Vrelnir, Kravenar Games, Wild life, Breeders of the Nephelym etc etc). Now i'm out of the game. And not through my own choice.
I've met some wonderful people over the years...and some not so (I told one overbearing patron I wanted nothing to do with them, refund was their if they wanted it, money gives no control except what we allow). You've all been along on my journey, whether you supported or followed me. One guy has been there since my first month: Kalishnikow1987 I think the name is. Never said a word or left a comment, but always like every public post of mine. Some came over from SIMBRO like Imperator, Dragonfire, ZaTsu, loucifer. Friendships forged through a keyboard, you could be anywhere in the world and we gelled. Later my circle included Jpostel, Ari_Lolwut, Shas, Quickpawmaud and others who would say something.
I never expected to be having to say this, not now. But there it is. I don't know if I'll get this sorted and be able to come back, so let this me my monument, my tombstone if I can't. Because in the end, I always told you all it wasn't about the money, I wanted to do something MORE, more than what most people do. So I could leave a lasting memory long after me. That's what my videos are, my own thoughts and personality manifested. They'll be there long after me, and some hint of me, my thoughts, my soul will touch future generations.
Also the fact people wank themselves silly over my thoughts is rather fun isn't it? Oops spoiled the mood there?
See you space cowboys,
- Icarus (Formerly Apocrypha)
I think I'm now unsuspended. I don't know. Can anyone following or supporting see this? Please confirm.
In the meantime I'll carry on working on Kyra for you all.
Dear Patrons and followers.
It is with a sad and heavy heart I write that my account has been suspended by patreon. I am unsure if you can see this, or even if it tells you I am suspended.
Please see the following received via Patreon support.
'Apr 7, 11:25 PM PDT
My name is [I've redacted the name] and I'm on the Trust & Safety team here at Patreon. I'm writing to inform you that I reviewed your page and some of your contents are outside of our Community Guidelines.
Content that can be viewed publicly on the site cannot contain nudity or adult content. Adult content includes any implied nudity, full rear view nudity, or visible nipples or genitalia.
Please update your reward tier images.
Let me know when you've updated your page, and don't hesitate to email me if you have questions in the meantime. I'm here to help.
[I have redacted the name again]
Patreon Trust and Safety
Monday - Friday
9am - 6pm PST'
Only just got these messages, my apologies i only view my email once per week on Fridays usually.
I would have thought a public disclaimer would have been enough to remove liability from patreon and myself, surely were any none adults on Patreon the fault for viewing such material would lie with their parents or legal guardians? Not withstanding that we (adult creators) are prohibited from appearing in public searches so any unsuitable audience would be unable to find us. I am unsure as to why Patreon has enacted these policies and if you would indulge me please do enlighten me as to how the company believes it will make a profit from it's adult content creators if it continues to enact policies contrary to their business?
Furthermore I would argue that as the guidelines themselves do not constitute an addendum to any Signed contract between the two parties then they are none binding. See also that your own guidelines state that:
'We define pornographic material as real people engaging in sexual acts such as masturbation or sexual intercourse on camera.' - Patreon Guidelines 12/04/2019 at 04:43.
As my work is of a 3D nature, namely pixels (albeit very sexy pixels) I would venture that my material does not meet your definition of Pornographic and therefore I am exempt from rules relating to adult creators.
As 1 last point of debate i would like to cite the following:
'Amendment 4 - Search and Seizure. Ratified 12/15/1791. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.' - U.S. Constitution.
However I can of course be reasonable and henceforth, without prejudice or admission of any and all legal or other liability I shall:
* Remove and amend the reward tier images.
* Private any and all posts both past and future.
I trust these 2 points will be acceptable? My arguments addressed in a polite and professional manner and shall henceforth have my account:
* Free to receive money from patreons that may or may not form 'consideration' under contract law (2 law degrees at Uni, can't help it, we love a good debate) and therefore form a contract to which I am professionally and legally bound to perform.
* Receive a free 'I survived Patreon Suspension' banner for my page. :-)
So yeah....this is probably going to be my last public post for a while. I'm going to be changing things around now, hopefully the above shows I will fight my corner if needed. A lot of people on here just bowed down. I don't mind changing a few images i suppose. BUT for safeties sake i will be downloading my complete email lists and I urge you all to sign up for a pornhub account if you can and just subscribe to me on there. Just in case...
Been playing around, learning more about lighting and decided to do a photo shoot. For anyone who has played the game here is a rule 63 gender-bend. What if Adam Jensen was in fact Adana Jensen?
Full album in attachments.
Ive been really neglecting the futa on male fans recently and I am aware of that, hence me putting a scene in SRG Emily 1.
But I thought I'd try my hand at that but also making a shorter video. So here you are:
It's converting as I write this but don't forget to keep checking back from time to time.
P.S. Starting the Kyra Episode 1 now. :-)
So I've decided to abandon my video and film making and pursue a career as a footballer at Millwall FC.
[I'M KIDDING! Look at the date, it's 1st April here.]
I'm going to be finishing off the sex sounds and adding the names of all $5+ patrons to the latest video before I upload it. As a precaution I have backed up a copy to both the computer and a separate drive.
As regards the poll...cheers for that result. We have tied for 1st place:
SRG Emily 4 Votes
Kyra 4 Votes
Lana 4 Votes
Happy Honeymoon 4 Votes
Sometimes I swear you guys do this on purpose :-)
At the moment I'm leaning towards a Kyra Episode 1. Which means for voting patrons a LOT more input for your money as you will be able to decide quite a lot. It's the interactive series where your votes really affect the story.
Just a short post to say i'm still here, video is still on schedule at this point, PC tried to play up again, I rolled back and disabled automatic updates and then put all my drivers to factory settings and installed 1 by 1. Seems fine now.
Just thought I'd post a pic of what will actually be a scene in game...oh and yes the fire is animated. :-)
Today 18th March 2019 marks 2 whole years since I started. In that time I have:
* Attempted my first game, which although it was crap and bombed (and you have to give me credit for holding my hands up when I could have just ignored it), enabled me to understand games more and to see where I went wrong. It gave me valuable feedback.
* 43 Videos currently out for the public with 1 more waiting to be made public on 5th April. A total of 44 videos at this point. Making 22 videos released on average per year!!!
* Improved massively as I will show you...
When I first started I'll be honest I just wanted to make a series about Jill Valentine because there wasn't enough stuff aside from the occasional comic and compilation vids of 2-3 second stuff. i was just like everyone else, I was watching videos, playing games from the LOK forums etc. I then heard of a game called: SIMBRO.
It was the first game that made me login to patreon and start to pay someone through here, at first I was REALLY worried with putting my financial details on site like this. Gradually as pledges wen't through I continued to talk to people, make jokes (I'm legendary on the SIMBRO page for that!) and find other creators.
I was watching a video (https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56df542b0e8f3 namely this one) when I thought "Why don't I MAKE the stuff?" Instead of just watching it? I had thoughts like: "I don't know animation, coding and all that technical stuff" "No-one will like your stuff" etc etc. I had ALL the excuses and negative thoughts you could imagine.
Then I remembered: At 15 I knew 0% of how to DJ, at 17 I was teaching the classes and played to about 7000 people in a private hire gig at Portvale Stadium in Stoke. At 18 I joined a political party, By 19 I was in charge of the young members of that party (18 - 30 years old) and sat on the executive board of the local division of that party selecting Parliamentary candidates, I voted to select the one who would later become the MP for that area.
So when all these negative thoughts came to me, I heard them before. Instead of "I CANNOT do it", I simply changed it to "HOW CAN I do it?" BAM!!! Cue The S Virus 1. A 480p resolution video with ripped porno sounds, that first month I got $16. I kept going, kept improving. Stayed humble and true to myself but with the confidence and assertiveness required.
So in 2 years I went from:
To something I made today to show you I STILL improve:
Oh yeah, as of today I have weather effects.
BUT here is the thing, no-one and I mean NO-ONE becomes a success without SERVING other peoples NEEDS or WANTS. Whenever I needed or wanted more money I NEVER asked for more, I never bitched when someone stopped pledging... I simply said "How can I SERVE MORE people?"
That's why I continue to improve, Sure I'd LOVE more success, I'd love to be standing opposite Blacksheep Ovca (preferably spitroasting someone, but he has a wife so...maybe....well we'd have to be closer buddies first) fist bump him and say "YOU'RE AWESOME!" and have him say "NAH YOU'RE AWESOME!" Both shout "BRO-MOMENT" like frat boys, and carry on Chugging our beers and thinking "We made a LOT of people happy" (see how vivid my imagination is? It's how I make good stories) We did, we do and we continue to, I will anyway. But NONE of that would happen If I hadn't made you guys and girls happy would it? It may only be 47 patrons, but that's 47 people, REAL people in the real world who are so happy with me that they're happy to give me their hard earned money, there is a responsibility in that. Yes it becomes mine, and you all know I could have spent it on blow and hookers BUT I invested it and you know where it all eventually ended up: The computer that allows me to make more quality videos and therefore SERVE MORE people and MAKE MORE PEOPLE happy.
THAT...for anyone, in any field...is the secret to being successful and becoming more successful and not getting stuck on a plateau. And in case i can't say it enough...It's because of you guys and girls. Thank you.
P.S. I thought it would be funny to make a pic like that, what do you think?
You voted for Emily and she won (by 1 vote). In this episode as I said before, PC Emily receives a nomination to become SRG Emily (hence the title). But she must convince the police commissioner and their spouse (A prominent local politician) to agree on the appointment.
How will she do it?
Thought I'd help out with the next video poll and reveal my ideas for next plot:
PC Emily - Emily is finally nominated for promotion to Sergeant but it requires the backing of both the police commissioner and their spouse, a powerful politician. The fact that both regularly oppose each other and rarely agree makes her predicament rather difficult.
Lana - Dr Lana Lasombra continues with her evil plans to....do whatever she wants, Katya reveals (secretly, i.e. only known to your the viewer) what she is. A potential great danger to all futa/dickgirls (PC Emily, Kyra, Lana, Isadora etc) is revealed.
Kyra - Kyra's first day at university to start her studies, to make this MORE interesting for patrons. I will be giving $3 patrons and above the opportunity to VOTE on everything: What course she is studying, is her tutor male, female or futa? Who are her roommates etc? The intention is to give this series a reputation for the patrons controlling the plot.
Happy Honeymoon - Haven't thought of anything yet. Ideas welcome. More corruption and cuckoldry I suppose.
The S Virus - Jill's infection advances as she seeks out survivors to turn into intelligent minions, Rebecca and Claire are joined by Sheva in the city. The first of Jill's minions is encountered. The survivors discover their base has been compromised and seek out alternative shelter.
This should help both the voting patrons AND the public who may wish to know what is coming next. These are just ideas and can change but, no objections, I will continue with them.
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