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So, our Feb 14th internet deadline came and went...and still no internet. They've now delayed us until the 28th, reiterating that they are still waiting on permits from the electric company to use their poles and it is still very much the electric company's fault that this is taking too long. And if it takes longer than the 28th...well, we just keep waiting. I called other places to see what our options are, but unfortunately satellite internet is horrendous here (and the salesmen are weird, pushy assholes apparently, judging from the conversation I had with one), and unfortunately, this internet we're waiting for is the best possible option. We'll just have to keep relying on hotspot data for now.

On the brightside, Leslie and I have almost finished building a porch for the front of our house! We only had rickety temporary stairs given to us by the mobile home company, which didn't work very well because our house is like 6 feet in the air. But since we had to build new stairs anyways, why not add a porch, too? So we've been working with Leslie's dad on it (which, let's be honest, was mostly his undertaking being a carpenter and all, and we were more gruntwork assistants) and we're almost done! Still needs a roof and railings, but it's big, walkable, and has stairs! It turned out really great, can't wait to just relax on it on a nice summer day. Honestly, relaxing in general just sounds nice. All of our weekends have been filled with back-breaking labor!

Unfortunately, our OTHER plans for dick stickers fell through, so Leslie's working up a design for a custom dick-shaped sticker to send off to a printer. We should hopefully get a quote this week. Don't worry, we haven't forgotten! Just things have been busy and unusually slow. We'll show you a design for the sticker next update! See you then!


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User #5296105 - 17 Feb 20 04:25
Oh man. So much Shite going on for you guys. Yay for porch! DO we get to see said porch cus it sounds great NGL. Also boo on dick stickers. However, if anyone can make a solid dick in the form of a sticker it'd be Leslie.
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Man, rough day. Today, we managed to lock ourselves out of our house (we got back in, don't worry), Leslie's iPad nearly broke, and our coffee shop had a blackout that knocked out internet for a bit. Not only that, but our internet company has delayed installation for at LEAST another two weeks, so MAYBE we'll have internet by Feb. 28. NOT ONLY THAT, but a German shepard-looking dog wandered into our yard while we were letting our little chihuahua Bruce out to use the bathroom. Bruce saw the other dog and chased it down our 1,000 ft. driveway, just fucking bolted out. We seriously thought we were going to lose him forever, either he wouldn't come back or he'd get mauled by big ass German shepard. Leslie ended up running down most of our gravel road in pajama pants and socks trying to catch him, with me right behind her. We only caught up because for some reason he stopped mid-chase to pee on a tree. He almost ran across a fucking field over to some other person's house far off. Honestly, typing this up again just reminded me that I'm still fucking mad at that dumbass dog. So now we gotta build a fence to prevent that ever happening again. I love this idiot dog so much.

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User #5565182 - 14 Feb 20 05:32
Bummer about the internet and the dog and the coffee shop, I hope you have a relaxing Valentine's Day together 🙂🎉
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User #198664 - 14 Feb 20 06:43
1. You’re internet situation sucks. 2. Stupid dogs are often the best dogs. 3. Did Seth mean “destination” rather than “designation”?
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rockcocks - 15 Feb 20 04:27
I figured either could work, but now "destination" just sounds better
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User #11012939 - 15 Feb 20 03:32
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate you making us smile on and off the page! Real life is always stressful and always eventful. Sending you parade day cheer! <3
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rockcocks - 15 Feb 20 04:29
Thank you so much! As rough as our luck gets sometimes, we're still having a great time making this for you all!
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We've got the framing of a porch built! By next weekend, we should be able to build enough to make it walkable! Which is great, because boy, the temporary stairs the trailer people left us are a death trap. They're poorly made, rickety as hell, have nails sticking out of them, and I've already fallen off of them once. Getting solid, sturdy stairs to our house is going to be a godsend, let alone the face that we're building an entire porch with them. Sitting on our porch, writing porn comics and sipping coffee on a warm summer morning...gonna be nice. Though uh, we won't have any railings on it for a bit. Gotta sit away from the edges.

We're supposed to have internet this week! Keyword: Supposed. They gave us a 40 day time frame and we're at day 35. It's kind of looking a bit hairy, to be honest! Last week when I called them, they still didn't have their permit from the electric company. If this whole thing is a bust, we'll just try and get our money back from them and go with...[shudder] sattelite internet. Euughh.

Did you spot the cameo? See you on Friday!


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User #23024783 - 10 Feb 20 04:41
You guys put yourselves in this page, didn't you?
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User #5200079 - 10 Feb 20 05:14
Is that you guys on the right in panel 2?
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User #98310 - 13 Feb 20 05:15
BLASTER NATION!!
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I WAS WONDERING WHEN SOMEONE WOULD RECOGNIZE
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Still waiting on internet. It's getting dangerously close to their estimated completion date, but they apparently still don't have a permit from the electric company to use their poles. It's getting a bit concerning, to say the least. In the meantime, though, we've been getting a lot of home improvement done. I've been drilling and hammering and making this shit look so goddamn GOOD for the eventual video tour I want to make for you all. Still, can't help but feel we're in a bit of a limbo state without internet here.

Gonna be building a fucking porch this weekend! See you on Monday!


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User #428709 - 7 Feb 20 07:34
I just can't help but feel like this is all going to end in tears.
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User #242758 - 7 Feb 20 18:58
I'm hoping it's more of their big break, but who knows!
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User #11528107 - 7 Feb 20 19:17
Flipping a coin hoping for the best.
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Whew, busy day! Our house may be nice inside (despite the severe lack of internet) but the outside is still a mess. The construction crew left a giant pile of garbage out in our yard months back (mostly excess materials, plastic wrapping, damaged parts, etc) so I've been trying to get it into our outside trash can where it belongs. The problem is it's all so jagged and heavy...and our driveway is 1,000 ft. long. Loooong walk to take out the trash. The recent rain has also made our yard a bit of a swamp, so I've been digging up dirt with a shovel and wheelbarrow and have attempted to fill out some of the waterholes that have sunken into our yard. This house is a lot of work!

Fun note: The building Suria & crew are currently driving in front of was me and Leslie's apartment complex in New Orleans! We lived in a converted mayonnaise factory! It was pretty cool, but way too expensive and chaotic and people kept hitting my car in the parking lot. Glad we moved the hell out of there.

See you on Friday! God I hope we have internet by then!


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User #10536743 - 7 Feb 20 08:20
Whaaa you guys moved to my city? 😱
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User #6175697 - 3 Feb 20 08:01
Will the pages be uploaded to Google Drive folder when you get the Internet? I've been saving myself to read the chapter in one go, so I'm just wondering.
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rockcocks - 3 Feb 20 14:14
Yep, we'll be going back to the google drive method once we have internet again! I know it's convenient for people who actively keep up with the comic, but it's a bit of a hassle for new people trying to find which comic to start with.
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User #5296105 - 3 Feb 20 05:01
Clover you cheeky woman you. lol
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We're finally in our house, and to commemorate the occasion, we made some butler and maid themed pin ups! Steg and Suria rocking some sexy formal wear! But why stop there? We included some alternate versions of both pin ups, including sexier, skimpier versions of the outfits and even bonus, messy alt versions! Who's going to clean them up?! But that's not all, we continue into Clover and Coral's first date with a bit of drama! Let's find out a bit more about Clover, shall we? And of course, get early Rock Cocks comics throughout the month! Start this decade off right by supporting our comic and getting literally hundreds of Rock Cocks rewards!

Want these rewards but you're not in the respective tiers? Pledge any time in February to get instant access to them! $5 gets you a month of ongoing early Rock Cocks comics and 49 bonus Singles comics, while $10 gets you all that wonderful shit PLUS 148 beautifully lewd pin ups of all your favorite characters! That's some motherfuckin' porn VALUE there! Offer is available throughout the entire month!

Now that we're in our house, we're trying to get back to 3 updates a week as soon as possible! The lack of internet has definitely made things more difficult than expected, though. We basically have to live at the nearby coffee shop, which is a little awkward when making porn. We would appreciate any support you can give us, whether it's pledging to the Patreon or showing the comic to your friends!

Thanks for all your support! See you soon with a new page!


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User #198664 - 1 Feb 20 22:09
I know just the sort of people who would use that app, and yes they would be just as shitty as the brogrammers who thought it up.
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It took a little bit of convincing for Leslie to do variants for these. She really loved the outfits she made and just wanted to stick with them. But after drawing topless versions of both, she got so inspired and into it that she then went and made the super lewd jizz versions! I didn't even suggest that one! We have the best goddamn job in the world thanks to you all. Thanks so much for letting us draw this lewd shit!

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User #5296105 - 1 Feb 20 21:55
How can both of these people be so damned attractive? I want to satisfy both of them.
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User #10775867 - 1 Feb 20 21:23
Ok, so I now have Georgie, Dakota, and now coral that steg needs to fuck XD
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User #198664 - 1 Feb 20 22:11
Leslie is a great artist. The expressions on both their faces are perfection.
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I was a little worried about going as far as I did with Clover's dialogue here, but in the end I figured this would sell the grossness of her current co-workers and her discomfort working with them. God knows I've met people like this.

$10 Patrons, expect a new email shortly with your pin ups! If you're one of the $5 Patrons and interested in some sexy butler Steg/maid Suria with some extremely LEWD variants (plus almost 150 extra pin ups of all the other Rock Cocks characters), you can up your pledge any time this month to get them! The offer's available all throughout the month!

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Expect to see your new Patreon rewards soon! We're going maid/butler theme this month! Though I still have to figure out how I'm going to get 'em to you guys with no internet. Sadly, still waiting on that. Please, please let us have internet soon, I'M DYIN' HERE

See you on Monday!

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User #6318276 - 2 Feb 20 00:36
I can almost hear the little devil inside Suria's mind saying: "I'm gonna do EVERYTHING :D"
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User #198664 - 31 Jan 20 05:53
Steg as a sexy maid and Suria as a sexy butler, please.
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Hoping we can start working towards 3 updates a week again at the start of next month. Going to be calling our ISP tomorrow to see where the hell out internet is. This shit is hell. A relaxing, quiet hell, but no internet is still hell. So tired of coffee shops already.

At least I've been able to get a bunch of writing done! Not just for Rock Cocks but a bunch of other secret stuff, too. But as far as Rock Cocks goes, we got some really great stuff in the next few pages that I think longtime fans will like. Sorry for the slow buildup but I swear there's a payoff.

See you on Friday!

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User #13728697 - 27 Jan 20 05:18
Damn. True to alien loving form, his sass is outta this world.
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Still just getting by without internet. Wish I had more to report on, but we're basically just kinda waiting on that. Why do ISPs have to be so damn slow?

Until then, just workin' and watching old movies we have. Weird how lonely life feels without internet now. We supposedly have unlimited mobile data but I'm pretty sure they're already slowing our speeds down. Hell, I can feel it writing this post.

Other than that, this house has been amazing! As soon as we get the dick wall stickers up, we'll make a video! Thanks again for being so patient! See you on Monday!

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User #25169818 - 25 Jan 20 08:25
I have the same problem with my mobile provider, but I know my speed goes to 3G after 4GB of data so I'm careful about my data.
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User #249313 - 24 Jan 20 11:46
So happy you guys are enjoying the house, and I feel your pain with the ISP BS. Love the page!
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User #5575637 - 25 Jan 20 04:37
"Why do ISPs have to be so damn slow?" Story. Of. My. Life. Mostly the internet just likes to fuck with me though. :(
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We got an official date from our ISP on when we should be getting internet! And it's...Valentine's day, at the latest. Hopefully it's sooner!

Our pland with our dick sticker provider fell through, so we'll be making our own. Unfortunately, that will have to be a next month thing, as house stuff kinda ate up all our funds this month. As soon as we get them ordered, we'll let you all know!

See you on Friday!

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User #5575637 - 25 Jan 20 04:43
Elizabeth... please...
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I know it's a bit more convenient seeing new pages like this, but I'm a bit worried that catching up on new pages is going to be difficult for new people. Not much we can do about it right now, so enjoy the Suria titties!

We finally got everything unpacked and situated! This place is AMAZING. No internet kinda sucks though! Only 30 more days til we get hooked up...I hope!

See you on Monday!

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Leslie and I are finally in our house! We've been spending the last 3 days just trying to get all our stuff in the house and set up. Unfortunately, we won't have internet for another 30 days, so we had to get a bit creative with how we get pages drawn and uploaded. I don't even have a way to create preview images right now, so we just have to forego the Google Drive links and post then wholesale. Please bear with us as we try and get everything in order here!

I'm posting from my phone and it gets kind of laggy around this word count, so I'll stop here. Expect a tour of the house once everything's ready! See you on Friday!

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User #428633 - 13 Jan 20 04:52
They're going to throw Elizabeth away, aren't they?
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User #9411630 - 13 Jan 20 05:01
Oh if that motherfucker is gonna hurt my girl so help me god
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User #5296105 - 13 Jan 20 04:30
HOW DARE YOU DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE YOU HAD A HUGE LIFE MILESTONE! Seriously, love you guys and I'm so happy you're in the house! 💙
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User #5296105 - 13 Jan 20 04:31
Also DIDN'T I SAY TO NOT HURT MY WAIFU ELIZABETH?! HE BETTER NOT BE FIRING HER!
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User #428709 - 13 Jan 20 05:26
I don't like the way he said she deserved a break...
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User #13728697 - 15 Jan 20 01:23
Congratulations on the new house guys! I hope my ever-growing sense of dread is wrong about Sterling having to lay off Elizabeth. I’ve gotten the feeling that he’s low on cash due to his… Current antics. I just hope I’m wrong
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User #9619101 - 13 Jan 20 09:38
This is way more convenient than the google drive!
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User #11528107 - 13 Jan 20 20:11
Congrats! BTW, this is so much more convenient than the Google Drive.
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User #26190748 - 13 Jan 20 12:19
i hope you guys enjoy your new house!! hopefully those 30 days will pass quickly so you can both start to settle more :'^) also. o no oh no ;-;
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User #198664 - 13 Jan 20 05:19
1. He’s going to lay off Elizabeth, isn’t he? 2. I prefer this way to Google Drive.
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HOLY SHIT WE DID IT! Honestly, this was a surprise for us. The trim-out crew finished incredibly fast! We still don't have clean water or internet but holy fuck, we're going to SLEEP IN OUR HOUSE TONIGHT! We've spent the last 5 hours just unpacking and we still have so much more to do...god damn, though, does this feel good.

So yeah, sorry for no update. We'll be back on Monday with a hot new page. We'll try and get back to three updates a week as soon as we can! Thank you all so much for everything! Can't wait to put up that dick wall! See you soon!


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User #2599868 - 10 Jan 20 04:54
Awesome!! You both deserved this!!
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User #14314742 - 10 Jan 20 05:00
Your new house looks so cute!!
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User #11012939 - 12 Jan 20 16:37
So happy for you <3
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User #5565182 - 11 Jan 20 08:40
Congrats!
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User #9220699 - 10 Jan 20 04:45
WOOHOO!! I'm so fucking stoked for you guys. Enjoy your new home!
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User #251392 - 11 Jan 20 02:21
Yay, you did the thing!
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User #399513 - 10 Jan 20 04:55
WOOHOO! Congratulations!
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User #198664 - 10 Jan 20 05:55
Congratulations. What a saga this has been.
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User #57702 - 10 Jan 20 06:45
That is a nice ass house! More space than I was expecting. I am jealous of that kitchen. Congratulations! Also nice choice of Shantae music for the video.
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User #2540188 - 10 Jan 20 22:36
Congrats! It looks so nice!
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User #5296105 - 10 Jan 20 13:20
AW YEAH!!! So happy for you guys! It looks great!
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Well, this should be it. This SHOULD be the week where we move into our house! The trim-out guy for the trailer should be coming down around Tuesday or Thursday to finish up everything. We should also hear about our internet situation tomorrow, too. We still don't quite have clean water, but we're hoping just continously running our well will eventually remove the smell and sediment from it (which is apparently a thing you have to do with new wells, you have to run them nonstop for a week or longer to get it cleaned out). The water is really the only thing that's going wrong so far, and even then, it's not going to stop us from moving in! We'll just have to rely on bottled water, take-out food and Leslie's parent's washing machine for a bit. But still, let's hope the water clears up before then!

God, I did not think we'd be living at Leslie's parents for three months. I'm so tired. I haven't been able to relax this entire time. It's hard to sleep when you have children, dogs, AND adults all making noise at 6 am, and they all go to BED at 6 pm so WE can't make any noise AFTER 6 pm. I'm SO ready to get out of here. You'll also be happy to know that we're working with an artist friend of ours to order some CUSTOM DICK STICKERS. We'll let you all know as soon as the order is placed!

See you on Friday! Hopefully with a new page AND a house ready to be moved into!


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User #200958 - 7 Jan 20 03:02
I'm so pleased for yall! :D Also HECK YEAH CUSTOM STICKERS AAAAAA
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User #5296105 - 6 Jan 20 04:55
So much happiness with this update. Almost house. Almost internet. But most importantly,,,ALMOST DICKS! SO EXCITE!
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RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE PETTY VANDALISM

Fucked up that Leslie and I might be living in our house just NEXT WEEK. I'm so ready. SO READY. GONNA LIVE IN THE WOODS AND MAKE PORN AND HIDE FROM THE WORLD FOREVER. AAAHHHHHH I'M DRUNK

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User #428709 - 3 Jan 20 10:34
I just can't help but feel like this will all end in tears.
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User #5296105 - 3 Jan 20 05:03
AND HAVE A WALL FULL OF DICKS! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!
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NEW DECADE, BABY! LET'S ROCK THIS SHIT! The first pin ups of the 2020s are inspired by the terrible hardships we've faced in trying to get our house built...and that's LEWD N' NUDE MUD WRESTLING! Coral and Steg naked in a mud pit with the rest of the crew cheering them on! Don't like mud all over naked people? No worries! We threw in clean versions, too! Not only that, but the Clover/Coral first date comic continues! We're delving into their hopes and dreams. Will they ever come true? And of course, get early Rock Cocks comics throughout the month! Start this decade off right by supporting our comic and getting literally hundreds of Rock Cocks rewards!

Want these rewards but you're not in the respective tiers? Pledge any time in January to get instant access to them! $5 gets you a month of ongoing early Rock Cocks comics and 48 bonus Singles comics, while $10 gets you all that wonderful shit PLUS 142 beautifully lewd pin ups of all your favorite characters! That's some motherfuckin' porn VALUE there! Offer is available throughout the entire month!

Leslie and I are FINALLY moving into our house come January 11th! The time has finally arrived! And of course, we absolutely need as much help as we can get to rebuy all the stuff we lost in our move here. We got $3100 to pay to set up internet and stock the house with toiletries and groceries. We'd apreciate any help we can get! The rewards are absolutely worth your $5 or $10, and if you're already pledged or can't spend the money, please share the comic! We'll be trying to get back to 3 comics a week this month and once we're settled into the house, we'd like to up our production and get more stuff out into the world! Expect to see so much more from us throughout this whole decade!

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User #5296105 - 1 Jan 20 17:53
I can NOT wait to see what you put out now that you're going to be stable. SO excited! :D
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User #22068480 - 6 Jan 20 00:35
Congrats on house! Man, internet setup is expensive.
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User #399513 - 1 Jan 20 22:28
A happy and healthy New Year to youse guys!
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User #5565182 - 1 Jan 20 17:50
Happy New Year!
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This one was actually inspired by all the fucking mud we've had to trudge through trying to get our house set up! Leslie and I never really understood the point of mud wrestling, but after drawing it, we can see the appeal. We still added a clean version though for those who just want to see some titties and dick. Bonus pin ups!

Thank you all so much for your support! Let's whoop this decade's ass! See you soon with a new page!


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User #650230 - 1 Jan 20 17:38
Okay, these are super fun. Especially with the nekkid folks in the background! More naked = more better, as you already know.
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User #5296105 - 1 Jan 20 17:28
Okay....but who won the matches? :D (Low key love the dripping from "not-so-little" Steg)
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rockcocks - 1 Jan 20 17:53
EVERYONE WINS (but mostly Coral)
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User #5296105 - 1 Jan 20 17:54
(Totally fair)
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Ahh, tragedy. Don't worry, there's probably a happy ending by the end of all this. I actually got so into writing this scene that I went and knocked out the whole Coral/Clover date arc in one go. Working at the coffee shop has definitely helped hone my focus on writing! Gonna be nice having a dedicated office space eventually.

$10 Patrons, expect another post soon with your pin ups! If you aren't in the $10 tier and want to see some lewd n' dirty mud wrestling pin ups with Steg and Coral (or any of the other 100+ pin ups we've done) then you can up your pledge any time this month to get instant access to them! The offer is always available, so don't worry about missing it!

Thanks again for your amazing support! Let's whoop this decade's ass! See you soon with a new page!


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User #5200079 - 1 Jan 20 17:43
Starting the new year off right with our girls!
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I'm really loving how these scenes are coming out. I like Seth getting way more theatrical when he's trying to hide the fact that he's losing his shit. Of course, Suria's totally on board with this plan.

God, we are SO close to moving into that house. We now have running water! Our faucets are working, our toilets are flushing, our showers are...showering! We still need to drain the pipes a bit as the water has a slight hint of a metallic taste to it, so I'm going to be sitting alone in the house for a couple hours just running water through various sinks and showers. Not that I mind. I love being in the house, even without furniture. It's just nice being so close to finally living in the damn thing. WE CAN'T WAAAAIIIT

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User #11528107 - 30 Dec 19 17:07
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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User #9411630 - 30 Dec 19 05:12
Seth you fucking mad legend
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User #18705258 - 30 Dec 19 05:08
Don’t you dare give him back those cigarettes, look how happy he is while he possibly breaks a few laws...puts a tear in my eye.
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Hope you all had or are currently having happy holidays! Leslie and I got a rice cooker and a couple gift cards. It was a pretty low-key Christmas for our families. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! As you may have seen from my last post earlier today, OUR TRAILER FINALLY HAS ELECTRICITY! WE'VE GOT LIIIIIGHTS

We're running out of things that can go wrong! The air conditioning will be installed on Monday and the trim-out is scheduled for January 6th, so it's STILL two weeks or so before it's officially done. But that means that by mid-January, we should finally, FINALLY be moving into our trailer! We are SO fucking ready for this, guys. We'll be busting our asses getting comics done and finishing any other prep work we can so our move-in can be smooth-sailing without any missed updates. Wish us luck, everyone! We're in the end-game now!

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User #308130 - 28 Dec 19 02:38
It's official, he's snapped.
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User #498864 - 27 Dec 19 05:05
You realize by saying that, you're jinxing yourselves, right? Never taunt the universe!
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User #11528107 - 27 Dec 19 20:27
He's not wrong though.
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User #18705258 - 27 Dec 19 04:59
Sterling with that super villain speech though
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User #198664 - 27 Dec 19 02:15
That’s awesome, and never hold your phone like that.
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rockcocks - 27 Dec 19 02:17
I thought it would format better for twitter, but it did not
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User #5296105 - 27 Dec 19 02:21
I'm so happy! That last bit was funny. LOL
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Woohoo!!
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User #251392 - 27 Dec 19 05:37
Awesome news!
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SETH'S GONE FERAL! Leslie lost her shit when she read this part in the script. The next few pages are definitely gonna be interesting.

Sadly, no Christmas miracle for us, it seems. We got our electrical permit sent off, but our electrical company won't do anything until after the holidays. Both holidays. We will maybe have electricity in our house by January 2nd. And then we still gotta get the trim-out crew to actually finish up our trailer so it could be the middle of January before we can start moving in. Kind of bummed out about it.

But at least we only have two more steps left, even if they're really long ones! We're still almost there! And at least this should give us some more time to work and get a buffer going before we move into the house. Really want to get back to 3 comics a week soon.

We're going to have a merry Christmas no matter where we are, and we hope you all have a happy holiday, too! See you on Friday!


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User #428709 - 23 Dec 19 06:24
Seth is truly losing his mind. Insert the "I picked a bad day to quit..." gag from Airplane! here.
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User #5296105 - 23 Dec 19 04:06
1) Ya'll deserve a good holiday. You've spent a lot of time dealing with BS left and right. Take the time you need to enjoy family and sitch and I hope things are finished quickly after the New Year. 2) Seth has gone INSANE. I don't know what meds or whatever he's on but hot damn he's a mess. 3) A slight request kinda; When the house is up and you're in, any possibility you could livestream the christening of the dick wall? Cus that would be awesome.
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rockcocks - 23 Dec 19 04:18
Thank you so much! We hope you have a good holiday, too! Unfortunately, we're not going to have internet in our house for a few weeks after we move in, so livestreaming won't be possible. We do hope to stream more once we're living there, though!
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User #5296105 - 23 Dec 19 04:20
Darn! I guess pictures will have to do. Dang internet companies.
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Our electric permit has been paid for and submitted! We are hoping, HOPING that tomorrow morning, we'll FINALLY have electricity to our house. The trim-out guy is sitting on the sidelines waiting to jump on our trailer and fix the whole thing up. All these people want to get our trailer done before Christmas and BOY DO WE WANT THAT, TOO. WISH US A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, WE NEEED IT.

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Man, arguments are really fun to write. I really love how Seth especially is coming out in this chapter and every character's reactions to him. Hope you all are liking it!

This is gonna be a BUSY WEEK. We should be getting another inspection from the Parish, which hopefully means we'll be getting electricty right after! We're gonna go pay a visit to the Parish permit office to make sure everything's in order and we don't have anything else preventing us. We SHOULDN'T, but we're going to make absolutely sure. Wish us luck, everyone! By the next update, we will hopefully have electricity (or an idea of when we'll get it, anyways!).

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House update: WE'VE GOT A WELL! WE'VE GOT A SEPTIC SYSTEM! We're waiting on the parish's approval, and then we can get electricity and start the trim-out process to finish the house! GUYS, WE'RE ALMOST DONE! If all goes according to plan (which will be the first time in this whole process that it would), we should be able to move in before Christmas! Still won't have internet until next month, but we'll get into that MOTHER FUCKIN' HOUSE! THE FINISH LINE IS IN SIGHT! WE GOTTA GO GO GO GO!

Tonight's page is getting posted early because A) Leslie got it done pretty early and B) I wanted to try to catch everyone before The Game Awards happens. We're actually going to a local viewing party tonight! We're already making friends here! I'm pretty excited about it. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN IN SMASH BABBYYYYYYYY

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User #5296105 - 12 Dec 19 23:01
HELL YEAH! ON ALL THINGS! THE HOUSE! AWARDS PARTY! AND THE WHOLE TEAM TELLING STIRLING OFF! SO MUCH YEAH!
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User #15580850 - 13 Dec 19 00:12
Tensions are rising....
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HOUSE UPDATE: We've got a motherfuckin' WELL installed! Tomorrow, we should be getting the septic system hooked up, which means we can then get electricity running, which will then get water running, which means all the plumbing will work, which means the trailer people can come put all the trimmings and shit on the trailer, meaning WE CAN MOVE IN. Everyone, we can SEE THE FINISHING LINE. If this goes perfectly according to plan, we should hopefully be able to move in by next week. Hopefully. HOPEFULLY. Nothing else has gone according to plan, but MAYBE THIS WILL BE IT.

We did however receive a different sort of setback: Internet. To get internet to our house, we'll need to pony up $3000 to our only ISP in the area so they can run a 1500 ft. wire to our house. It could take up to 36 days to get internet to our house, and the ONLY way to speed that up is to pay that $3000 sooner. Unfortunately, there's literally nothing else we can do right now to raise money. We're struggling to do all this house stuff and get two pages out a week. We don't have time to take up commissions or extra work. All we can do is promote the Patreon and try to get more subscribers. Please share Rock Cocks with your friends! We could really use some more eyes on the comic right now.

Thank you all so much for your support! See you on Friday!


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User #11048888 - 9 Dec 19 13:49
Have you considered doing delayed commissions? Something like "for $x, we'll draw something for you that we can have ready for you x days after the house is complete and we've moved in."
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User #5296105 - 9 Dec 19 14:24
I'm with DL. Most of us aren't going anywhere so if you guys came out with prices and all that I'm sure there are a LOT of people who would pay for some (I did inquire about them after all).
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User #23205768 - 12 Dec 19 07:01
I'd commission some pieces to be done whenever! I just like the art style and the humor
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User #3265637 - 9 Dec 19 16:12
Crap. Wish I were secretly a billionaire and could just fix thus for you guys. 😞
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User #198664 - 9 Dec 19 05:46
If you need to reinstate the $15 level, then go ahead.
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User #944177 - 10 Dec 19 02:44
Past couple pages Seth comes off like an idiot. Rich guy clueless about how the real world works.
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User #23024783 - 9 Dec 19 04:36
Steg looks like he's 8 feet tall in that last panel
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User #927976 - 9 Dec 19 06:31
I mean, Steg WAS a welder before all this, he could probably get the basic skeleton made assuming he was provided with the tools, a basic kit is only $100-200 for a servicable welder
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User #13728697 - 9 Dec 19 05:14
Optical illusion. He’s on a trailer which adds a foot to his hight and compared to Suria(who’s a tiny sexy cinnamon bun) he naturally looks like a giant. He’s tall as fuck normally so this just makes it ridiculous.
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Uggghhh, this house has been the most anxiety-inducing thing in my life. Nothing seems to go right. We finally got the well started and it SHOULD be finished by tomorrow, but the septic crew still hasn't shown up to even get started. We have no idea what the internet situation is like, and neither does the cable company because they keep sending out surveyers who never fucking show up. Our front yard is flooded again, my computer speakers are breaking, a package we were waiting on got sent an hour away to our old apartment in New Orleans, everything is fucking awful all the time.

But then we actually go into our house and it's just wonderful. I honestly might just go there and sit on the floor tomorrow with my laptop and just write. It's so spacious and airy and even without electricity or cooling, it's always the perfect temperature. I fucking love that house. I just wish we could ACTUALLY LIVE IN IT. Hopefully we'll see the septic team tomorrow. If not, I'll probably scream and dig a hole for the damn thing myself.

Also, PRESENTING: THE FUTURE DICK WALL. We picked our the perfect spot for the dick wall! We can't wait to start decorating it! As soon as we move in, we'll place the order for the stickers and get started!

Thank you all so much for your support! We'll get through this, I swear! See you on Monday!


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User #22068480 - 6 Dec 19 05:31
Some game printing sites do custom work, printplaygames.com does (https://www.printplaygames.com/product/custom-sticker-sheet/) and they are pretty easy to work with if you reach out via email.
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User #198664 - 6 Dec 19 04:40
I might be able to help you with the stickers. I print labels for bread and cookies and other bakery items. There are always a couple stickers at each end of the print run that are unused. It’s just how the printer works. Normally they get thrown out, but that seemed wasteful so I’ve been cutting them off and saving them. These are blank high-quality, high-gloss stickers that cost a ton. I’ve got a couple hundred of them. They come in several sizes. 2x5, 2.5x8, 3.5x7, 4x4, and 4x5. Like I said, these normally get thrown out. There’s nothing that says I can’t throw them out by putting them in a box and addressing it to you.
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rockcocks - 6 Dec 19 05:12
I definitely appreciate the offer, but they specifically need to be dick-shaped and neither Leslie or myself are confident in our dick-shape-cutting capabilities. They also need to be a variety of colors. If these stickers can be both multi-colored and dick-shaped, we'd gladly pay you for them!
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User #198664 - 6 Dec 19 15:38
Unfortunately they are white rectangles. I can’t really sell them because they’re not mine to sell. I’ll figure out some other use for them. I’m looking forward to seeing my name on a dick on your wall soon.
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Sorry about the delayed page! Leslie's still recovering but she felt good enough to finish the page up. She stayed at home and worked on this as best she could while I went out with her dad to work on the house more. We got PROGRESS: We got our circuit boxes all working and ready for electricity! We received our flood elevation permit...only to find out they wrote out address wrong! AAAHHHH! Not to worry though, they DID write it for the right house, it was just a typo. It'll be fixed in the morning. Tomorrow, we'll be installing our septic system and a water well. Unfortunately, the hardest part is just getting the only internet service provider to actually come out here and get us internet hooked up. I've had to call them numerous times and go through numerous missed appointments now. That sucks, but everything else is going smoothly! We're running out of things to do on our list! Hopefully we'll be able to move-in by next week! God, I hope so!

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User #2409479 - 3 Dec 19 07:16
I thought Dakota said the manual was written in the year 19471
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User #5296105 - 3 Dec 19 03:33
SO HYPED! Can't wait for the house! Also, give Leslie a big hug from us. She's a hard worker and we appreciate her SO much! 💙🍑💙🍑
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User #198664 - 3 Dec 19 04:15
Dakota has a valid question.
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User #353250 - 3 Dec 19 05:10
No worries! Your health comes first!
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Hey everyone! Unfortunately Leslie is still recovering from her sickness after all the cold, wet construction we've been doing. Somehow I didn't get as sick, but Leslie's still coughing and congested as hell. We're just gonna lay in bed and see if she can sleep it off this time. We'll have a page ready for you all tomorrow! Thanks for being so patient!

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User #198664 - 2 Dec 19 03:57
Get well soon, Leslie. I love your art but I can wait until you’re better.
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User #596959 - 2 Dec 19 11:47
Hope ya feel better! Y'all deserve a small amount of downtime with all the moving and stuff!
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User #5589784 - 2 Dec 19 03:57
Get well soon
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User #399513 - 2 Dec 19 04:43
Get Coral to make you a pot of chicken soup, and wrap up warmly!
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User #8404584 - 2 Dec 19 03:53
Hang in there! Hope you all feel better soon!
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December's here! Are you comfy cozy? All snug up? Because our pin ups are! This month's pin ups are themed around MAXIMUM COMFINESS. Seth and Elizabeth, both naked and enjoying a nice, comfy winter morning in the comfort of their homes. Can you smell the hot cocoa already? Not only that, but we continue Clover and Coral's first date in the Singles comics! Want to know what their lives were like BEFORE their naked days at Pleasant Valley? Come check it out! And of course, get early access to Rock Cocks comics a month before they hit the site!

Want these rewards but you're not in the respective tiers? Pledge any time in November to get instant access to them! $5 gets you a month of ongoing early Rock Cocks comics and 47 bonus Singles comics, while $10 gets you all that wonderful shit PLUS 138 beautifully lewd pin ups of all your favorite characters! That's some motherfuckin' porn VALUE there! Offer is available throughout the entire month!

Leslie and I finally have our house, but it's not quite move-in ready yet! We still have to install a well, a septic system, get electricity and internet...and I'm not going to lie, it's expensive as hell. We could use as much help as we can possibly get! If you're in a lower tier now, I can only vouch that our rewards (again, early comics, 138 pin ups and 47 comics for $10) are absolutely worth increasing your pledge! If you're already in a higher-tier pledge or even if you're not, then all we can ask is to please share the comic with your friends! Our patronage has dropped quite a bit these last couple of months and we could really use the boost to get through these utility setup costs. We'll be trying to get back to 3 updates a week as soon as we can! We're past a lot of the house labor on our end now, so it SHOULD be doable! We're definitely going to try!

Thank you all so much for sticking with us! Rewards will go up bright and early on November 1st! See you then!


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User #5296105 - 1 Dec 19 23:03
NOTICE TO ALL LOWER TIERS FROM A HIGHER TIER: Upgrading is 1,000% worth it. The extras are amazing and I am loving the origins comic! Plus...how could say no to pinups of these sexy individuals? (especially Elizabeth) Ya'll should upgrade and get you yourself some sexy and well written comics and things.
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User #198664 - 1 Dec 19 23:19
I am the chorus and I agree.
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We really wanted to try and capture the feeling of a nice, comfy winter morning inside a cozy house, so Leslie went with a more loose style for this one. I think it really gives the pin ups a soft, dream-like feel to them. Makes you just wanna snuggle in and take a nap. Elizabeth's got the right idea: Naked, warm blanket, soft bed? Why even get up? Though some hot coffee would be nice now, too...


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User #5980361 - 4 Dec 19 23:00
I love love love the "looser" style. The light pencil-like strokes, the soft lighting and colors. So awesome!
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User #5296105 - 1 Dec 19 22:59
YAS! Gimme more Elizabeth! I NEEDS MORE!
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rockcocks - 1 Dec 19 23:00
I love coming up with ideas for Elizabeth pin ups, she's always my favorite to see in these
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User #5296105 - 1 Dec 19 23:04
Same! They are candid most of the time and I like that. She seems like the type that is shy at first and then killer in bed. I just really like her. Not sure if that's obvious or not yet. >.>
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User #198664 - 1 Dec 19 23:23
Today is my birthday and Elizabeth is my favorite, so thank you. It’s the perfect gift.
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User #8340100 - 2 Dec 19 00:11
Happy birthday! 🤗
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rockcocks - 2 Dec 19 00:16
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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User #198664 - 2 Dec 19 04:16
Thank you. I went to Kinokuniya in Seattle and got myself a women’s love anthology manga called Whenever Our Eyes Meet From Yen Press and an enamel pin of a bag of shrimp chips.
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We had to do a bit of research for this one! Berlin doesn't really seem to have many tall buildings, so we had to keep it accurate while still getting a good view of the city. I figure Coral should make a decent enough living being an English-speaking assistant chef in a fancy Berlin restaurant...but that would still only get you a nice studio apartment.

$10 Patrons, expect another post soon with your pin ups! If you aren't in the $10 tier and want to see some comfy naked winter morning pin ups with Seth and Elizabeth (or any of the other 100+ pin ups we've done) then you can up your pledge any time this month to get instant access to them! The offer is always available, so don't worry about missing it!
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I think I know something that has happened or WILL happen in front of that window. 😉
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Got this motherfuckin' page DONE! This was real fuckin' tough. Leslie and I did in fact get sick after our cursed construction excursion and we're still kind of recovering. Pair that with Thanksgiving, with more ongoing house stuff, and bizarre family drama all at once and this page was almost impossible to do. But we did it anyways! That's just how good we are! I'm so tired.

You guys ready for a BIG SIGH? One of the two internet service providers came out to survey our land, and they deemed us unserviceable...for NOW. Now they're sending out an engineer to come look and see what it will take to actually make us serviceable. They will apparently cover $3000 in construction cost to hook us up with some internet, and anything beyond that, we will have the "option" to pay the rest. I don't THINK it will cost $3000, but we'll just fucking see, I guess. At least they're not denying us completely and still want to actually service us. That was a big fear.

Got an electrician scheduled for Monday and we've still got sewage and water to do. But progress is being made! I'm still pretty confident we can get in by the first (maybe second) week of December. Until then, time to work on Patreon rewards and get shit going! See you on Monday!


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User #2599868 - 29 Nov 19 12:53
Who's the provider and what speed are they giving you?
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rockcocks - 29 Nov 19 23:42
Spectrum, and we're getting 400 mbs, which is 100 mbs faster than it was in New Orleans, oddly enough.
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User #2599868 - 29 Nov 19 23:45
Nice!
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User #5296105 - 29 Nov 19 05:00
Yay progress! Also, Clover looks like Carmen San Diego mixed with a Musketeer. I love it.
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User #7674606 - 29 Nov 19 11:38
Huzzah for progress!! Fingers crossed the internet doesn't cost more than 3000 🤞🤞
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Look, I'm gonna be real with you, I'm fucking exhausted. Today we spent all day, from 8:00 AM to 5:00 AM working on the house. Specifically, working UNDER the house. We got our utility pole set up, we assembled a 1600 ft. conduit for our electric wires, moved like 20 cinderblocks, and we dug a trench in wet, cold mud. Mud so wet, cold, and thick that I sunk up to my knees and got stuck. I legit pulled a muscle trying to get my legs out of the mud, and ended up having to abandon my boots and crawl out barefoot through chest-high mud. Like holy shit, if I don't get sick tomorrow then I have the strongest immune system ever. Barefoot in 40 degree weather through mud, water and gravel. It was awful. And it wasn't just me either; we hired someone to use their construction equipment to dig out another trench for a powerline, and the treads to their vehicle sunk so far down that they straight-up abandoned it by the end of the day. It's still there in the mud. They'll come back out tomorrow with another machine to try and get it. First time that's ever happened, they said.

I think our land is cursed.


At the very least, we made significant progress. The hardest stuff is done. I'm so fucking exhausted though, I'm going to be at 8:30. Fucking GOODNIGHT. See you on Friday!


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User #7674606 - 25 Nov 19 03:44
Y'all need to burn some Sage and hang Dream Catchers
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User #5296105 - 25 Nov 19 03:30
Okay...2 things... 1) I think your land is cursed as well. Might want to hire a medium to shoo off whatever soul or souls are still there. But YAY things are coming together! 2) YOU BETTER NOT GET LIZ FIRED! DON'T HURT HER!
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User #7674606 - 25 Nov 19 03:43
She NEEDS to be protected
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User #5200079 - 25 Nov 19 04:23
I pity the fool tries to do anything to our Elizabeth!
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User #650230 - 25 Nov 19 04:13
... is that the SECOND pair of shoes you've lost in the mud now?
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rockcocks - 27 Nov 19 14:48
Yes. The construction guy did manage to get them out of the mud, but he lost his construction vehicle in the process!
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User #650230 - 27 Nov 19 23:08
Man did you build your house on the horse-eating swamp from Neverending Story?
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User #23024783 - 25 Nov 19 03:28
Good job on the progress of the house! Can't wait to find out what Seth's hiding
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User #5200079 - 25 Nov 19 04:20
Not sure which is more entertaining, the comic or the saga of the House of Rock!
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User #9411630 - 25 Nov 19 06:26
I swear if you heathens hurt my girl Elizabeth.
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Hey everyone! No update or anything, I just wanted to thank you all for the birthday wishes. We had a pretty significant uptick in new Patrons today, so a double thanks to all you new people! I really can't stress enough how much that helped with all these utility setup costs popping up. Hope you liked the rewards!

Today had to be a work day, not just for Rock Cocks and Slipshine but also for house stuff. I may have had to work on my birthday, but boy, was it worth it! All our utilities are planned and scheduled (all happening next week!) AND I caught up on my editorial work. It did start raining though, and because of the precarious nature of our housepad and land (being freshly rebuilt and all), we had to go and spread roughly five bales of hay around our house to prevent the rain from eroding everything. Lots of work! I don't think I'll get any time to relax until we're moved into our house, but that's plenty of incentive to bust ass!

Again, thank you all so much for your support! See you on Monday!

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God, we finally got our house. I still can't stop thinking about it and smiling. I'm so fucking happy. I wish I was just in it right now, even without electricity or water or sewage. Just let me roll around on the floor, I'm fine with that! It's going to be such a long wait until it's to a point where we can actually live in it. But we're gonna be doing everything we can to get to that point. Tomorrow's actually my birthday, but we'll be spending a lot of it just getting our utilities in order. Don't worry, we'll get a good lunch! The house is the only birthday present I need, baby! And also a cake and nice words.

Thank you all so much again! See you on Monday!


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User #23897769 - 22 Nov 19 08:33
Happy Birthday!
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User #9411630 - 22 Nov 19 05:30
You lil shits why you gotta cliffhanger me like that? Lol
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User #8325836 - 22 Nov 19 05:10
Tell her what??? That he went bankrupt so that's why he doesn't even want to buy the Rock Cocks dinner, has the cheapest float ever, and has to... fire Elizabeth?! Hopefully it's more fun of a secret, like he wants a threesome with her.
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User #308130 - 22 Nov 19 05:37
Once again congrats on the house finally arriving, seriously, good luck with getting the utilities hooked up. Two, happy early birthday.
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IT'S FINALLY HERE! AFTER SO, SO MUCH WORK, WE HAVE A HOUSE!

Of course, we still have to hook up electricity, sewage, build a well, get two more inspections, refix the road, and have someone come do all the finishings, but THE HOUSE IS HERE, WE HAVE A HOUSE, THE HOUSE IS ON OUR LAND, HOLY SHIT

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! THIS WAS ALL THANKS TO YOU! YOU FUCKING DID THIS, YOU GLORIOUS PERVERTS! WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! As soon as we move in, you bet your SWEET ASS we're putting in the order for the dick stickers! Hopefully, that won't be too much longer! At least before Christmas, probably.

Again, thank you all so much! I can't stress enough that this only happened because of your AMAZING support. IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. Best part is, we STILL have a page for you tonight, so we'll see you soon with a new update!


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User #11012939 - 25 Nov 19 20:04
I'm so happy for you! <3 <3
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User #249313 - 22 Nov 19 05:53
Awesome! Just so I'm clear though, when/how does the switch over to the old tiers work? Is it automatic?
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rockcocks - 22 Nov 19 05:58
I'll remove the tier at the end of this month, but unfortunately, people will need to manually update their pledges themselves. I'll send an email to all Wall-of-Famers to remind them!
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User #8340100 - 22 Nov 19 01:17
Congrats!! You guys worked so hard for this!!❤️ I’m so happy for y’all 😊
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User #21201728 - 22 Nov 19 05:24
congrats
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User #5296105 - 22 Nov 19 05:39
YAAAAS!!!! I AM SO HAPPY! IT'S A GOOD HOUSE AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU GUYS ARE IN IT!!!
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Congrats guys.
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Congrats, hope it comes along well for you guys.
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I really do love writing Seth and Georgie together. They're the best. BUT FUCK THAT, WE GOT HOUSE NEWS!

So, we did it. The house pad has been raised another 12 inches. Our road has been thoroughly rebuilt, now wider, stronger, and including ditches along the side for water drainage when it rains. We THINK we're back on track. We're just waiting on the go-ahead and then we can HOPEFULLY get the trailer on the land THIS WEEK. We won't be able to do a waterline from the main parish water system like we planned, but we're going to do something even faster and hire someone to build us a well. We've got all our utility people on standby, ready to set everything up. WISH US LUCK, EVERYONE! This SHOULD be it! We'll find out tomorrow! Next time we update, you may see some house pictures!

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User #11528107 - 18 Nov 19 19:39
Good for you! Honestly, I prefer well water to city water. It doesn't have all those chemicals in it.
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User #6856926 - 18 Nov 19 04:31
Great to hear about the house but the comic just makes me want to see the role reversal of Seth and Georgie.
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Feeling like how Seth looks today. It's been cold, wet and miserable here in our parts. Road reconstruction is eating up a lot of our money, and because of the ditches we have to add now, our original plan of digging out a waterline from the main parish system is unfeasible considering it now has to go around the ditches and right smack through the woods. We're going to have to dig a well, which is going to cost a lot more. And because road reconstruction is eating up so much money, the well will have have to be paid for next month. So...moving sometime in November is looking extremely unlikely. But it's all right. We'll get through it. I've been sitting down writing a metric ton of pages for Rock Cocks and every other comic I write on Slipshine. Been doing editorial work and got some other secret projects in the mix that are making some headway. Can't do much else, so I'm putting in as much work as I can. We're gonna get that house and we're gonna put a bunch of paper dicks on our wall, god dammit, whether it's next month or next year.

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User #11528107 - 15 Nov 19 20:11
Wait... The curve of that hip looks very feminine.
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We haven't had a scene that was just Seth and his employees in a while, have we? You're gonna see a lot more of them in this chapter! Probably other chapters, too! We've got plans for these three!

Thank you, all you new Patrons who signed up thanks to all my house-bitching on Twitter! I seriously can't stress enough how much your support means to us. God knows it's certainly helping. Not much update on the house progress. We're going to see if because we built our house pad before this stupid elevation law, if we can possibly get grandfathered in with our current elevation? Our house is already so high up and we're building ditches and trenches to eliminate any chance of our area flooding, so we don't run any risk. And plus, we don't want to spend $7,000 trying to raise our house and land up more! That's really gonna fuck us a bit! If worse comes to worse, we'll figure something out, but despite us doing a porn comic, we REALLY don't wanna get fucked like this!

Unfortunately, tomorrow is Veteran's Day, so we'll have to wait until Tuesday to find out. Until then, work work work. Leslie and I actually snuck off and worked on this Rock Cocks page at a local cafe! It was pretty nice and relaxing! Leslie's family is great, but their house is, uh...chaos, a lot of the time. Not sure if we'll be able to do NSFW pages at the cafe, but hey, maybe we can get an empty corner somewhere?

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God, what a rollercoaster of a week. So, good news: Trailer is DONE. We saw it! We went in it! WE WENT INSIDE OUR HOUSE! It was sawed in half and dark as hell because daylight savings time means it gets pitch black at 6:00 PM here, but we were in our house and it was AMAZING! We even got a delivery date, which was TODAY! YES, TODAY! So our house should be delivered and on our land now, right?!

So, that's when not even 15 hours later, we get the bad news.

We recently had a tropical storm hit our area, and the front yard where our house should go is completely flooded. The water is so high, it's reaching our house pad, meaning the ground is soft and our house would sink. So we have to build ditches and drain the water, because right now it's too muddy and too far into the woods for it to dry properly. That sounds bad enough, right? But oh, it gets worse. Apparently during all this, our district passed a law requiring our house pad to be an additional 16 inches off the ground. This was news to everyone, and not anything anyone is happy about. This means our current house pad would be illegal until we raise it up even higher. So, we went from being finished and having our house TODAY to now having to do so much extra work and our house being delayed indefinitely with no idea how much extra this will cost.

I'm not gonna lie, this sucks. This sucks ass. Why do we constantly get so close to being done, only to have it kicked right the fuck away from us? Fucking christ. We're hoping we can still at least get the trailer to our land this month, but it's impossible to say right now. I want to get the hell out of Leslie's family's house as soon as possible, and we're doing everything we can to make that happen. But god, this fucking SUUUCKS.

Please enjoy the Suria titties. They are the only things bringing me solace in these trying times. And thank you all for your support! We're gonna get through this. EVENTUALLY.

See you all on Monday!

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User #8325836 - 9 Nov 19 04:13
I'm thinking at least the house wasn't there already where it could have been flooded by the storm! Or would it have sunk if it was there already? I don't know how manufactured homes work.
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rockcocks - 9 Nov 19 04:15
Yeah, that's the silver lining in this. At least we're doing all this now before the house is there. Still sucks, though.
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Not much going on this weekend! Just holed up in a corner in Leslie's family's house and making some motherfucking comics. I did actually get sick this weekend and that did put me out of commission for a bit. Just a stomach bug, it didn't last too long. That aside though, it's nice finally getting back to a regular work schedule...sort of. This week we have the meeting to go sign all our closing documents and warranties, and after that we should be getting a date on when our house will be done. Fucked up to think that we might be living in our own house by this month. Just gotta stay focused and do everything we can to make it happen!

Thanks so much for all your amazing support this month! Hope you liked the rewards! We'll see you on Friday with a new page!


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User #198664 - 4 Nov 19 04:22
Might I suggest practicing your songs?
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Here they are! It's November's pin ups (Plus all the old pin ups, too)! Click here to check them out!

We've never done Fall-themed pin ups before, so we thought we'd finally do some! Leslie absolutely dreaded the idea of having to draw a bike, but in the end it wasn't so bad. Amazingly, the leaves were the easiest part. They look amazing, honestly. It's so cool seeing her work. ALSO LOOK AT GEORGIE'S BUTT

Thanks again for your amazing support! See you soon with a new page!
Edit: LAST CHANGE NOTIFICATION, I SWEAR. Everything should be working normally! Enjoy the pin ups! I'mma go pass the fuck out

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User #249313 - 1 Nov 19 15:24
Works now, same issue with the single strip!
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User #94319 - 1 Nov 19 17:18
Love the Coral pin-up!
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User #3951982 - 1 Nov 19 15:31
Now I'm getting a notification that "November pin-ups have been trashed by the owner. "
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rockcocks - 1 Nov 19 15:33
Yeah, sorry. I accidentally pasted the link into the Singles comic post, so I had to trash it real quick. I'm reuploading them now. I caught a stomach virus so I've been trying to do all this from my phone in bed. I'll have a new link up in 5 minutes!
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User #3951982 - 1 Nov 19 15:35
Oh, hope you feel better soon!
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User #10775867 - 1 Nov 19 15:23
I'm not seeing the new pin ups or the new singles comics ;_;
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User #249313 - 1 Nov 19 15:17
I'm not seeing the pinups in Google Drive.
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rockcocks - 1 Nov 19 15:22
Oh my god, I pasted the older link. I'm sorry! Could you try again now?
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User #5296105 - 1 Nov 19 16:17
The link still goes to the trash thing? I take it that was fixed yet? lol (totally understandable if it wasn't I'm just trying to make sure)
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rockcocks - 1 Nov 19 16:19
Were you using a link from one of the emails? Try using the link in the blog post. Let me know if it doesn't work!
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User #5296105 - 1 Nov 19 16:23
I used the above link and it shows up with an empty folder and then loads another GDrive page. https://i.gyazo.com/2116b6d8407b6d96ec4c51628fc52a9e.png
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rockcocks - 1 Nov 19 16:26
I seriously don't know what happened there. I clicked it right before I replied to check on it and it worked fine, but then I did it after again and it gave me the "moved to trash" notification. Cacheing issue, maybe? Either way, I replaced the link again. Try now, please, and sorry for the confusion!
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User #5296105 - 1 Nov 19 16:27
Looks like it works now! I'm sorry things have been weird. I hope the bug goes away soon. <3
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Yeah, I'm glad we're continuing this little date story. These two are just so cute together. Plus it's REALLY fun writing up ways for Clover to flirt. Clover and I have the same sense of fashion: pajama pants or naked. We're basically the same.


$10 Patrons, expect another post soon with your pin ups! If you aren't in the $10 tier and want to see Coral and Georgie being cute and naked in the lovely Autumn outdoors (or any of the other 100+ pin ups we've done) then you can up your pledge any time this month to get instant access to them! The offer is always available, so don't worry about missing it!
Thanks again for your amazing support! See you soon with a new page!

Edit: Ugh, I'm sorry about all the change notification emails. I actually caught a stomach virus and I'm a bit delirious at the moment trying to copy and paste these links from my phone. Everything SHOULD be working now. Sorry again!

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User #198664 - 2 Nov 19 01:41
I’m loving this story because I’ve always wondered how they ended up living their clothes-free lifestyle.
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User #7674606 - 1 Nov 19 20:02
Narrator: Little did Coral know, Clover was not kidding
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User #3740539 - 1 Nov 19 15:23
Link just leads to the October Comics.
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The leaves are changing, the weather's getting chillier, the best drinks and snacks are hitting the stores...Sure, it's been Fall for at least a month now, but Autumn fever (not the flu kind) has hit the Rock Cocks on this month's Patreon rewards! Coral is playing in a big pile of leaves while Georgie takes a nude ride on his bike in this month's set of pin ups! In the Singles comic, Coral and Clover's first date continues, and things are already looking pretty SPICY! And that's not all! Get a month of early Rock Cocks updates AND every previous reward!

Want these rewards but you're not in the respective tiers? Pledge any time in November to get instant access to them! $5 gets you a month of ongoing early Rock Cocks comics and 46 bonus Singles comics, while $10 gets you all that wonderful shit PLUS 136 beautifully lewd pin ups of all your favorite characters! Offer is available throughout the entire month!

This month, Leslie and I will FOR REAL 100% ACTUALLY be moving into our new house! Everything is all packed and we're breaking all our fingers getting it ready! Unfortunately, this means only Monday and Friday updates until we've moved. This also means that this is NOW FOR REAL the LAST month to get in on the Wall-of-Fame tier! Do you want your name on a paper dick to be stuck to a wall in our new house UNTIL THE END OF TIME? Then pledge $15 and get it, plus ALL those other amazing rewards! Your time is running out, and we can always use the help paying for the all the utility setup costs! Of course, just reading the comic and sharing with your friends helps, too! Either way, we're grateful for all the support you give us!

Thank you all so much for sticking with us! Rewards will go up bright and early on November 1st! See you then!

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Whew! So, we've officially moved out of our apartment! We're staying at Leslie's family's house until our trailer is ready, which should actually be surprisingly soon! We have a meeting to go sign our closing title and warranties next Tuesday on Nov. 5th, and as soon as that's done, our trailer can get delivered! Permitting the weather allows it, of course. We're actually totally wiped. So much driving, moving furniture, assembling furniture...and today, our car actually got completely stuck in some mud. That part was especially a nightmare, our arms are destroyed from trying to push it out. Ruined my only pair of shoes. Somehow it actually got REALLY cold here in Louisiana, so we were knee-deep in freezing-cold mud water. But it's good now, we got it out undamaged and cleaned it off! We even still got this page done! But you better believe we're going to pass the fuck out and stay the entire day in bed tomorrow. God, we better not catch a cold.

Expect to get some rewards tomorrow (with a sneak peek tonight)! See you on Monday! Have a happy Halloween!


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User #650230 - 1 Nov 19 02:23
Congrats on the house stuff! But, uh ... you only have the one pair of shoes? I mean, if it's that bad I'm sure we could all get together and mail you a pair or something, so you're slightly less of a hobo? Anyway, Happy Halloween! Keep up the good work!
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rockcocks - 1 Nov 19 02:46
It's almost always hot in Louisiana, so I mostly just wear a pair of sandals (also because I'm a hobo). Today was the first day it was actually cold so I busted out my shoes...and promptly destroyed them. I swear I'll go buy another pair tomorrow!
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User #9411630 - 1 Nov 19 14:04
God damn I could use a Steg in my life right about now. Lol
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User #539855 - 1 Nov 19 13:26
D'awwww...
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User #249313 - 1 Nov 19 13:33
JUST SAY I DO YOU DORKS AAAAAAAAAA
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User #198664 - 1 Nov 19 02:16
I’m not crying you’re crying shut up!
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User #2950797 - 1 Nov 19 02:10
*Peter griffen voice* "AH HE SAID IT, HE SAID IT!"
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Wow, so, this is actually the last page we'll be doing in our New Orleans apartment. Tomorrow, we pack everything up and leave. Trailer still isn't ready yet (and we don't even have a date for it, haha that's cool not panicking), so the plan is to just stay at Leslie's family's house until we can move into our house. Unfortunately, our Monday and Friday posting schedule will have to remain in effect. It's going to be a lot harder to do porno pages in Leslie's family's house for, well, obvious reasons. We're still not quite sure how we're going to be able to set up our computers, so we'll just have to figure it out. We'll let you know if Friday's page will be delayed!

But yeah, this is the last page made in our apartment. Even if our time here was only a short two years and ended up kind of miserable, I'm really glad we moved out here. When you're a couple of weirdo nerds living in a backwater village in the woods, you always dream about living it up in a city. But in the end, city-life just gave us anxiety and stress. We'll just stick to making comics about people living in cities, all from the comfort of our little home in the middle of the woods...y'know, when it's actually ready.

Welp, gonna go watch American Psycho in our empty, spooky apartment! Expect to see some reward teasers soon!


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User #23205768 - 30 Oct 19 02:26
Aww Suria has a cute little smile here. That makes me happy
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New page! NSFW! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!

Man, this whole chapter has just been bumming Suria out, huh? Don't worry, it'll get better. Or it won't, and everyone will catch on fire! ONLY WE KNOW!

No house updates today! We've just been waiting and packing up. We only have a few more days left in our apartment, so we're making all our preparations and eating at all our favorite cheap places before our lease is up. Gotta make some time to get some Patreon rewards done, too! We got some real cute ones in store for you all!

See you on Monday!

Edit: I'm really sorry about the multiple emails, but for some reason Patreon kept breaking the link to the google drive. Hopefully this one works!


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User #5575637 - 25 Oct 19 05:03
Isn’t New Orleans pretty much the dgaf capital of the world? They could (almost) go out nude and it would probably just be another Mardi Gras
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User #9411630 - 25 Oct 19 03:42
Weird. But yeah it’s working now. The lewd balance of the world has been restored.
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User #9411630 - 25 Oct 19 03:39
Link isn’t working fam
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rockcocks - 25 Oct 19 03:41
Yeah, for some reason, Patreon kept breaking the link by adding extra characters to it after saving. It took a few tries but it should be working now!
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User #3397395 - 25 Oct 19 03:41
All good now.
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