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[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #20 With I Am Wildcat
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2017-04-26T14:27:15+00:00
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Hello beautiful patreon people,

Here's Episode 20 in all of it's glory, a few days before it goes out to the rest of the world on our other platforms. Remember, we've turned on the RSS feed option now as well, so find the link on the side of this post or our dashboard to the RSS feed if you want to automatically receive these files in your RSS feed catcher.

Thanks for your support and we hope you enjoy the episode,

- Jackson

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User #5114169 - 26 Apr 17 19:34
You boys keep me going. Thanks for everything lads.
Radical Reward Revamp 2017-04-26T09:18:21+00:00

Hello gorgeous people, it's Kaya, and I got some news.

Whether it's by reading YouTube comments, Twitter DMs, or the Discord, you guys know we try our best to keep up with all the feedback we get. Based on that, we decided to make some changes to our Patreon rewards.


tl;dr: You get more for less.


Our biggest change is that from now on we will be streaming on Twitch, make it available to everyone, and do it more regularly. We would also like to eventually settle into a schedule with this, so you guys can always catch us live.

For now, here's a link to the Twitch channel.


Other than that, we're moving some of the rewards into cheaper tiers, and touching them up a bit. I invite you check out the updated tier descriptions, but here's a quick summary:


  • $1: Remains the same.


  • $5: Along with the Discord flair, we will now be sending everyone in this tier a monthly mystery mail. We hope to make this a fun goodie everyone can look forward to seeing in their inbox.


  • $15: This tier will now be getting the Early Access, fresh out the oven, as soon as we're done editing.


  • $25: This is now the shout out tier, and instead of doing a quick weekly reading, we will take time during an episode each month to open the floor, and angrily debate over your messages. (The tier technically doesn't say we have to do it "angrily," but we all know it's going to happen.)


  • $50: Removed.


  • $100: Remains the same.


Especially now with the whole turmoil on YouTube, we more than ever appreciate you guys showing us your support, not just financially, but morally as well. We're honestly pretty excited about the streaming deal ourselves, and we hope we can do you guys justice. Thank you so much.

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User #998399 - 26 Apr 17 09:31
This is great, guys. In the long run, you might want to create a YouTube/VidMe channel for all your full streams, like Vinesauce's Full Sauce or YMS's Adumplazethroughs.
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theofficialpodcast - 26 Apr 17 09:34
We might just do highlight reels and post them to Charlie's channel, but we'll see. New channel might work. Thanks! - Jackson
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User #4166388 - 28 Apr 17 05:57
Now will you be reading twitch comments?
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User #5554639 - 26 Apr 17 15:48
You didn't even mention that the "The Cheetah Surprise" tier is on a ridiculous sale. Your practically giving it away!
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User #5820797 - 26 Apr 17 13:07
I'll probably be moving up to $5, thanks for continuing the podcast :)
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User #5246324 - 26 Apr 17 09:19
Cool shit man. Thanks!
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User #218305 - 26 Apr 17 20:11
Just changed tiers from $1 to $5. Please don't disappoint me, my 45 minutes of minimum wage pay is on the line.
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User #5379416 - 30 Apr 17 21:52
How will the mystery mail work?
The Official Stream #3: Link 2017-04-24T22:20:20+00:00

Hey there, Here's the link; https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4mrzQuxzQ Come watch us play some Worms Armageddon. Thanks, Jackson

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The Official Stream #3 Announcement: Monday 6PM ET 2017-04-24T07:53:01+00:00

Hey guys,

Our third Patreon exclusive stream will be tomorrow (Monday) at 6PM ET. Keep an eye out on here for the link if you're a patron! We'll be playing some more Worms, more than likely. We're going to try to actually create a game and get some of you beautiful folk in to play with us, as well.

- Jackson


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User #719991 - 24 Apr 17 09:49
Hey Jackson what is the name of the Worms game ?
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theofficialpodcast - 24 Apr 17 09:54
Worms Armageddon​!
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User #719991 - 24 Apr 17 09:59
Thanks !
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User #5236398 - 24 Apr 17 22:03
how to we find the link? is it emailed? or do we look for a tweet?
The Official Patreon RSS Feed 2017-04-22T10:38:14+00:00

Hey guys,

We got a few messages from some people asking for an RSS feed for all the Official Patreon stuff and, after a bit of digging, we're happy to oblige! Here's the link, so feel free to subscribe to the feed and you'll keep getting email notifications and content for as long as you're a patron.

If that link doesn't work, for some reason, you should be able to find a link to subscribe in any future audio content we drop on here (each postcast, for example).

Thanks for sending the suggestions and feedback and thanks for your patronage!

-- Jackson

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User #757264 - 22 Apr 17 11:28
Thanks for setting that up. You guys are the best.
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User #5290314 - 22 Apr 17 15:36
The link isn't working for me...
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theofficialpodcast - 24 Apr 17 07:49
If that link doesn't work, you should be able to find a link on the dashboard of this patreon page (on the right hand side) if you're logged in (above the reward list). Thanks!
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User #5138012 - 23 Apr 17 00:26
Fuck yir! Thanks for reading the messages
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User #4030072 - 22 Apr 17 12:02
[POSTCAST] Episode #19.5: Fucked To Death
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2017-04-22T01:00:01+00:00
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Here's Episode #19.5 of The Official Podcast Postshow. If you'd like to ask us questions live when we record the postshow, here's the link to the discord. Let us know what you think and, as always, thanks for the support.

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User #6034311 - 5 May 17 05:07
Borderlands 1 has aged incredibly poorly, Pre-Sequel has shit, cringey dialogue but decent story writing. BL2 remains my favorite, and I really think it's just the lootfest nature of it that got it praise. It's funnest when you shut off your brain. I quite enjoy them, but man fuck Gearbox.
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User #2309594 - 2 May 17 04:08
My nickname as a kid was Tumbleweed my uncle always called me it because my hair was super fizzy
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User #189243 - 30 Apr 17 08:25
I'll fight you over borderlands 2
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User #5400497 - 22 Apr 17 03:43
Before you set up an rss feed option, could you make an anime roleplay episode? thx
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User #5219899 - 24 Apr 17 03:25
Andrew totally seems like the type to get his memes from tumblr
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User #757264 - 22 Apr 17 01:07
Mentioned this on another page but I'll write again for visibility. It'd mean a lot if you guys could set up the rss feed option on these. Built right into Patreon from what I understand. Love the show, just want more.
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User #189243 - 30 Apr 17 08:29
Borderlands 1 and the pre sequel are terrible, the only good ones are borderlands 2 and the telltale game.
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User #5219850 - 24 Apr 17 00:27
Borderlands is a great game
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User #3975211 - 27 Apr 17 13:23
Borderlands 2 is worst than 1. 2 is basically "MEMES!: The Game: REDDIT EDITION!1!!".
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User #5221672 - 24 Apr 17 10:44
A few things: Euphoria is now on my to-watch list. Thank you, Andrew. Making a visual novel is even easier than you think. Ren'Py is a Python-based framework for such things. You could easily make your own phallus-oriented adventure in a few hours, plus art. I'm still working on some content that will both appeal to the weeb audience AND the Alex Jones audience. Stay tuned.
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User #5300887 - 22 Apr 17 03:30
I want to be raised by Dan Bilzarian
[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #19: Bioshock Infowars
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2017-04-20T01:00:01+00:00
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Ello, ello. What's all this then? No guest this week? How dreadfully dull of us. Oh well, we still hope you enjoy this guest-less conversation about Alex Jones and Bioshock Infinite. We promise to get more guests soon.

We hope you enjoy it.

-Jackson

[POSTCAST] Episode #18.5: Gotta Go Fast
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2017-04-16T01:00:41+00:00
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Here's Episode #18.5 of The Official Podcast Postshow. If you'd like to ask us questions live when we record the postshow, here's the link to the discord. Let us know what you think and, as always, thanks for the support.

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #18 With ImmortalHD
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2017-04-13T00:29:17+00:00
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Here's Episode 18 of The Official Podcast a whole 24 hours before anyone else gets it. We sit down with Aleks / Immortal HD from Cow Chop for just an over an hour of fun conversation. We deviated from the general dick jokes for a week, we hope you don't mind.

We hope you enjoy it. :)

-Jackson

Official Podcast Patreon Stream VOD #2
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2017-04-12T21:08:01+00:00
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Sorry for the delay pals, Youtube was going haywire in processing. Here's the 2nd VoD for you lucky Patrons. I love you

- Andrew


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April Livestream Announcement & Link (11/04/17)
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2017-04-11T00:45:17+00:00
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Click on the link and watch the livestream. We're playing Worms. We'll be playing for an hour or more. There will be a VoD available after we're done.


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User #5219954 - 11 Apr 17 02:30
QQQ is the hero we needed
Stream #2: Monday 8PM ET 2017-04-09T16:38:46+00:00

Hey gang,

Our second Patreon exclusive stream will be tomorrow at 8PM ET. Per usual we'll notify you guys with a link beforehand.

We got actual video games this time!

- Kaya

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[BONUS] Episode #17.5: Official Pills
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2017-04-08T01:00:00+00:00
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Here's the sixth episode of The Official Podcast Postshow. If you'd like to ask us questions live when we record the postshow, here's the link to the discord.
Let us know what you think and, as always, thanks for the support.

Here's the image of the Hasselhoff.

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User #5460606 - 8 Apr 17 16:36
Nice! Now we only have to figure out where either Andrew OR Charlie lives to meet them both!
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User #4805422 - 26 Apr 17 14:10
Kaya is literally i hate everything...
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User #5302145 - 8 Apr 17 16:31
I'd recommend checking out "Reina Scully" - Her humour is about the same as yours, and if she is not working she'll probably be down to be on the Podcast. YouTube : https://www.youtube.com/user/ReinaScully Twitter : https://www.twitter.com/ReinaScully
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User #124014 - 8 Apr 17 06:58
a female youtuber that "might" be okay about being on the show may be minx https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRPGMinx/videos reason why i put "might" in is because i am rarely sure about anything
[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #17 With Ozzy Man Reviews
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2017-04-06T01:08:18+00:00
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Here's Episode 16 of The Official Podcast a whole 24 hours before anyone else gets it. The Official cast finally let me sit down with a fellow Australian, Ozzy Man Reviews, and let me tell you, it was really nice to be able to talk to someone who actually understands me for once.

We hope you enjoy it. :)

-Jackson

Episode #17 Prophecies 2017-04-04T06:26:07+00:00

Greetings Dear Prophets,

We're starting our shoutouts! Every week, starting today, we'll make a post before we record the episode, and ask you to reply with the following:

  • Your message. Keeping it simple, think tweets.
  • Your name. What we will be calling you.
  • Your preferred host. This is who'll read your message out loud.

- Kaya

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User #5221672 - 4 Apr 17 18:07
Message: A visit from a psychopathic cross-dressing vigilante from Ancient 199X Future Neo Tokyo is close at hand. Bring cleaning supplies and a handle of vodka. Name: Medium Rare Robot, Preferred Host: Andrew.
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User #5533245 - 4 Apr 17 12:36
Message: If any of the guys from The Official Podcast are ever in Arizona they need to let me buy them a drink. Name: Joey, Preferred Host: Either Charlie or Andrew (I started out loving Charlie the most, but Andrew has won my heart)
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User #5293660 - 4 Apr 17 09:35
Message: *insert generic message here* Name : Andrew Preferred host : either Jackson or Charlie you guys decide
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User #5241117 - 4 Apr 17 21:03
Message: You've been busy, hu? i got a question for ya. do you think even the worst person can change, that everyone can be a good person if they just try? heh, heres a better question, do you wanna have a bad time? Name: Hope Host: Charlie :) ( I'm SORRY its a little longer i'll pay u extra extra ;w; i love u guys)
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User #5248411 - 4 Apr 17 18:16
Message: My name and old rank is my "Bored Burgers". Name: Seaman Cannon Host: Kaya
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User #719991 - 4 Apr 17 09:41
MESSAGE: Even if my life right now feel like a constant repeat of a monday. I know there is always wednesday to look forward to. Thanks for giving me feelings. NAME: Mathieu "Precious" Laprise PREFERED HOST : Charlie
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User #5284505 - 4 Apr 17 07:55
MESSAGE: You guys have earned every cent of my $100, even if I am technically broke. All of you are inspirations, and hopefully you can renew Charlie's contract before the deadline. NAME: Chandler Rubin HOST: Mr. Pretentious, Andrew
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User #3005324 - 5 Apr 17 07:50
Message: I'm still waiting for my $100 shirt. Name: Edgar Preferred Host: Charlie
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theofficialpodcast - 5 Apr 17 12:46
Hey Edgar, we shipped the shirts for February Officials, so yours should be arriving soon. Sorry for the wait. - Kaya
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User #5242430 - 4 Apr 17 08:21
Message: I want you to come visit me in Belgium city Germany! Name: eVaa Preferred host: Charlie
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User #5265658 - 4 Apr 17 18:37
Message: Life sucks if your girlfriend doesn't, unless you're Andrew, Name: no_mercier (pronounced​ mercy-eh) on the gram, Host: Charlie
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User #5298155 - 4 Apr 17 15:01
MESSAGE: Wieners. Each man longs to pursue his wiener. Each man is tortured by this wiener, but the wiener gives meaning to his life. Even if the wiener ruins his life, man cannot allow himself to leave it behind. NAME: Sauli S. PREFERRED HOST: Charlie
[BONUS] Episode #16.5: My Strange Addictions
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2017-04-01T01:00:08+00:00
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Here's the fifth episode of The Official Podcast Postshow. If you'd like to ask us questions live when we record the postshow, here's the link to the discord.


Let us know what you think and, as always, thanks for the support.

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User #5460606 - 1 Apr 17 08:56
Andrew, I hate you. I cant stop listening to Cathy Dont Go
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User #6960348 - 19 Jul 17 21:49
Cant lie, I re-listen to the episodes at work so I don't have to listen to bad music in the office. I've never been more happier becoming a patron for all this content
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User #5302703 - 1 Apr 17 18:43
Will there be a guestless podcast? I like it when there's just you guys talking.
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User #35566325 - 27 Jun 20 23:08
Bc I’m z b b civ BBC k zhjj th
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User #5299316 - 1 Apr 17 06:54
I love you guys.
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User #4791632 - 6 Apr 17 00:45
sadly im one of those losers that rewatch them for the next episode bcuz its really not that long each episode
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User #405338 - 5 Apr 17 20:36
Quit being mean to Jack sun he's bae!
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User #5390762 - 7 Apr 17 02:38
Youtube just recently unsubbed me from both Charlie and Andrew. Little do they know I watch both of your videos daily. I love you guys and no shitty customer service will keep you all from me ?
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User #5390762 - 7 Apr 17 02:38 - revision 2
Youtube just recently unsubbed me from both Charlie and Andrew. Little do they know I watch both of your videos daily. I love you guys and no shitty customer service will keep you all from me 😘
[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #16 With Funhaus
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2017-03-30T01:00:00+00:00
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Here's Episode 16 of The Official Podcast a whole 24 hours before anyone else gets it. We shared a lovely day with Bruce Green and Adam Kovic from Funhaus as they let us talk about the usual stuff with them. Let us know what you think!

We hope you enjoy it. :)

-Jackson

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User #4187079 - 31 Mar 17 02:19
So funny, guys. I had so much fun talking with you guys yesterday, sorry i was only like 1/4 lucid though.
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theofficialpodcast - 31 Mar 17 12:13
Glad you enjoyed it Joey, we had a lot of fun too. Keep those toilets clean.
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User #4187079 - 1 Apr 17 05:12
Toilets are easy, it's the walls though.
Official Podcast Patreon Stream VOD #1
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2017-03-28T23:12:00+00:00
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Hey folks,


Here's the VOD for our first Patreon Exclusive stream. Keep in mind this was originally streamed, so the video and audio quality is a bit lower than a typical pre-made video. The thumbnail uses my channel title for some reason, so just ignore that :3


- Andrew


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User #4853765 - 30 Mar 17 16:13
well i would have liked to watch the stream but it started at 3AM in my timezone and i didn't have enough alcohol to get there
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User #5219850 - 30 Mar 17 22:03
I like how Andrew trying playing it off like the other three were the annoying/negative ones on the stream, but he was being absolutely cancerous and obnoxious the entire time, especially during the whole JackBox shit.
Regarding the Giveaway 2017-03-28T04:16:30+00:00

Hello official ladies and gentlemen,

As you might know, we were very eager to draw winners for our giveaway during today's live stream. Charlie was looking forward to sending out select items out of his giant plush toy carnival haul, Jackson has exotic Australian spiders, Andrew has Zootopia love pillows, and I'm sure the prison guards would've allowed even me to send you a postcard or two.

Unfortunately we were just informed that we can't offer giveaways as rewards, and that any violation of this rule would result in a lot of trouble for us.

I hope you can find it in your hearts to grant us some time until we figure out a way to do this without the fun police getting up in our face, or until we find a way to reward you in a different way.

We're really bummed about this, sorry...


- Kaya

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User #4046269 - 30 Mar 17 02:13
Can I travel to each one of the podcast members and offer my services as a fantastic fellatio finagler in exchange for what I would have had a chance to get?
Upcoming First Stream 2017-03-25T20:02:58+00:00

Hey guys, Kaya again.

Our first Patreon exclusive stream is scheduled for March 27th, 9PM EST. We'll be posting the link an hour or two beforehand, so stay tuned and prepare your snacks. We plan on making the VOD available on Patreon, in case you can't make it to the stream.

We might even have a super secret giveaway, but don't tell anyone. (Especially my government.)

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User #4046269 - 27 Mar 17 05:43
Give the poster to us poor people or we'll tell the dictator of Christmas Island
Credits and Rewards 2017-03-25T19:55:52+00:00

Hey gang, Kaya here.

A couple of you guys asked us why you aren't seeing your names in the credits. Don't worry, we didn't forget about you :)

Unfortunately, the way Patreon works is that we are only given the list of Patrons who've been billed for the previous month. Meaning that currently we only have access to the names of our February Patrons. If you signed up during March, you will be seeing your name starting with the first episode of April.

The same applies to all rewards that require us to have access to your name and/or address. For example, all Officials who signed up in March will have their exclusive shirts shipped to them in April.

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User #5253196 - 29 Mar 17 07:21
ah right thanks, i was getting worried
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User #5205359 - 27 Mar 17 22:08
Thanks for the info Kaya!
[BONUS] Episode #15.5: Then There Were Two
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2017-03-25T01:00:15+00:00
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Here's the fourth episode of The Official Podcast Postshow. If you'd like to ask us questions live when we record the postshow, here's the link to the discord.

Let us know what you think and, as always, thanks for the support. Keep an eye out on our feed over the next few days for information about upcoming rewards for our beautiful patrons.

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User #5240156 - 3 Apr 17 01:21
Wow, this really takes me back to the days of Donkey Ollie, Farmer John, and complete historical inaccuracy regarding the Roman Empire.
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User #5240510 - 25 Mar 17 05:48
Finally back to the classics. Kaya and Charlie. and also Alex.
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User #5246324 - 25 Mar 17 23:44
I'm not sure where to post fan questions for the podcast so I'm just gonna post them here: 1. Charlie, what is your favorite main stream/popular game and why? 2. Andrew, if you could switch lives with any living person on earth, who would it be? 3. Jackson, you must fight off 10 pissed off emus but one other member of the podcast will stand by your side to help you, who is it? 4. Kaya, if your cougar poster was bought by an abstract art museum, what artistic name would you give the exhibit? BONUS: Play Fuck, Marry, Kill between the four of you.
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User #5302703 - 26 Mar 17 18:28
Fuck, Marry, Remove*
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User #5247487 - 25 Mar 17 01:17
You guys should get the CowChop guys for guests. I know that Aleks has said he'd love to be on.
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User #2309594 - 3 May 17 20:51
Kaya turn ur mike up or something I would have to turn my headphones on super loud to hear you then Charlie would cut in and blow my ear out
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User #5386248 - 25 Mar 17 06:37
Charlie does not talk enough on the regular podcast, Andrew does like 70% of the talking. It's nice to just have Charlie and Kaya (No Offense Andrew)
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User #5429186 - 25 Mar 17 07:39
Being Charlie's Dad, you forgot to add "ain't that some shit"
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User #5348355 - 28 Mar 17 00:46
Charlie has the greatest laugh ever
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User #2309594 - 3 May 17 20:36
The best people on the podcast
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User #4853765 - 26 Mar 17 18:10
so i got on the discord server but how do i know when you're live ?
[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #15 With Your Movie Sucks
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2017-03-23T02:00:00+00:00
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Here's Episode 15 of The Official Podcast a whole 24 hours before anyone else gets it. Let us know what you think!

We hope you enjoy it. :)

-Jackson

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User #5265658 - 23 Mar 17 06:15
Holy shit, Adam is from Edmonton? I'm living in Edmonton while I attend post-secondary
[BONUS] Episode #14.5: North Korea Best Korea?
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2017-03-19T09:10:05+00:00
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Here's the third episode of The Official Podcast Postshow. If you'd like to ask us questions live when we record the postshow, here's the link to the discord.

Let us know what you think and, as always, thanks for the support. Keep an eye out on our feed over the next few days for information about upcoming rewards for our beautiful patrons.

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User #17275035 - 29 Jul 19 14:11
oh my fucking god i can hear every damn mouth sound
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User #5303526 - 19 Mar 17 16:37
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User #5386248 - 19 Mar 17 20:41
They made the regular podcast shorter and pretty much give the rest of it (20+ min) to all patreon supporters.
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User #5303526 - 19 Mar 17 20:45
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User #4791632 - 23 Mar 17 15:49
how did charlie and kaya meet?
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User #5303526 - 20 Mar 17 06:21
Sorry for the misunderstanding, thank you for the wonderful podcast
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User #4791632 - 23 Mar 17 22:58
when are the giveaways?
[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #14 With Davy Force
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2017-03-16T01:00:26+00:00
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We had some pretty bad technical difficulties with our guest's audio recording. Did our best to repair it, and we hope it's not too noticable, but we had to keep this episode shorter than usual.

We're really sorry, and we hope you guys still enjoy it :)

- Kaya

[BONUS] Episode #13.5: Taints for the Memories
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2017-03-11T02:00:08+00:00
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Here's the second episode of The Official Podcast Postshow. If you'd like to ask us questions live when we record the postshow, here's the link to the discord.

Let us know what you think and, as always, thanks for the support. We'll have more news in the next week about the upcoming livestreams!

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User #5240332 - 11 Mar 17 06:28
Great talkguys
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User #5290256 - 15 Mar 17 21:45
You guys are great as usual!
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User #5293962 - 11 Mar 17 07:24
freaking love you guys thanks really
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User #5240510 - 11 Mar 17 02:47
So Kaya is a cougar, we need to know the spirit/semen animals of the other co-hosts.
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User #5247487 - 11 Mar 17 03:38
My dick resembles the Washington monument.
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User #17584726 - 29 Aug 20 20:09
Explain
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User #5222536 - 11 Mar 17 03:25
Nice
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User #5302703 - 11 Mar 17 02:55
This was great.
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User #5220243 - 11 Mar 17 15:58
Thanks for this! Keep it going.
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User #5243470 - 11 Mar 17 03:18
bless
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User #5265743 - 12 Mar 17 18:05
I feel enlightened, thanks.
Update on Tiers and Rewards 2017-03-09T02:43:12+00:00

Hey folks, we here at The Official Podcast like to be as transparent and honest about our donations as possible. As such, we have a brief announcement regarding some small changes and additions to the current tier rewards.

First of all, the greatest challenge we face being four international man friends (a group working with three, sometimes four vastly different time zones), is time management and scheduling. When we originally created the $100 tier rewards, we thought it would be simple to schdule a 30 minute meeting with each donor once a month. Unfortunately, due to the unforeseen tight scheduling contraints of making the podcast, as well as accounting for our large time differences and availability of our fans, this became nearly impossible to make good on.

To fix this, we now specify the $100 tier to state that these are group based meetings including us and a few other patrons (a maximum of five). However, to the current patrons who have already had their payments processed in the $100 tier as of this announcement, for the sake of fairness, you may request your first hangout to be just with yourself and the four of us.

To also bolster the power behind the $100 tier, we will also be adding a "Hall of Fame" page to our website. Any contributors who remain within the $100 tier for 3 straight months will have your name, a photo and quote of their choice (within reason, both are option) forever emblazoned there, as a commemoration of their generosity, and a permanent thank you from the four of us. (The Cheetah Surprise donor will additionally be sent a lovely Hallmark thank you card.) Think of it as an Official Podcast Yearbook, but not as awkward... okay probably a little bit awkward.

Finally, we always aim to improve every aspect of this podcast that we can. Based on viewer feedback, we are adding three additional donation tiers. You can now make contributions of $5, $25, or $50 a month, with a detailed list of benefits in the donation tier side panel.

Thank you again from everyone on the Official Podcast, we'll one day soon turn Christmas Island into a sprawling utopia.

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User #6874769 - 12 Jul 17 15:43
Where do you get your art for the host faces on the podcast (red background, black facial features)?
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User #5245245 - 26 Mar 17 02:55
When can i get on the podcast?
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User #214949 - 9 Mar 17 17:56
I'm really happy that you guys are super committed to making this patreon as good as possible!
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User #2566505 - 9 Mar 17 06:57
Thanks for the update I will be moving up to $5/month For me $1 was too little and $15 was too much. Cheers!
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User #5247487 - 10 Mar 17 16:49
Your podcast is something I actively look forward to everyday. It's great to see you guys so committed to this project and to see all the changes and features you have added to the podcast since it started. Truly this is something great. And by the way, Charlie, you are a beautiful man.
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User #5335035 - 14 Mar 17 03:28
You guys are hilarious. Keep up the good work! Do you guys have any other guests in the works?
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theofficialpodcast - 15 Mar 17 14:09
You'll have to stay tuned :)
[BONUS] Episode #12.5: The Render Farm
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2017-03-04T02:00:35+00:00
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We hope you enjoy the first episode of the Patreon Exclusive post-cast, where we answer viewer questions and continue the conversation on from our usual podcast episode. If you're seeing this, that means you've chosen to support the Podcast and crew.

We can't believe the support we've received, from the nice messages, to the money -- it has been truly heartwarming. We love making the podcast for you guys and hope to continue doing it for as long as we possibly can.



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User #718911 - 4 Mar 17 02:43
Andrew, I would go into deep philosophical conversation with you
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User #5241010 - 4 Mar 17 02:04
?
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User #5221672 - 5 Mar 17 12:29
I'm really digging all the serious transhumanist discussions and the fact that you've clearly scared off an easy $100K in donations already between one real podcast and a bonus podcast. I can't wait for my first Skype call where you're all turbo-serious so we can discuss the merits of the jerk-off club patron level.
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User #76009 - 4 Mar 17 04:29
This is just like a normal episode, neat
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User #719991 - 5 Mar 17 17:41
How do i get to the Discord Chat ?
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User #5219788 - 4 Mar 17 03:17
Glad you guys started this off with my shitty question. Didn't think you guys would use it.
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User #5225801 - 7 Mar 17 05:30
How do we get into the OFFICIAL DISCORD
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User #189243 - 9 Mar 17 06:21
Best dollar I've ever spent.
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User #4166388 - 10 Mar 17 17:52
Really with there being 4 podcasts a month it's 25 cents :^) well for me at least
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User #4166388 - 10 Mar 17 17:52
Really with there being 4 podcasts a month it's 25 cents :^) well for me at least
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User #2547812 - 4 Mar 17 02:05
big thums up
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User #2547812 - 4 Mar 17 02:05
big thumbs
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User #2547812 - 4 Mar 17 02:05
big thumbs
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User #2764364 - 7 Mar 17 09:58
But Sonic Adventure 2 is the greatest game ever made. Welp, Patreon money revoked.
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User #5220401 - 4 Mar 17 03:09
big thums up. And I mean thums, unlike that other guy over there.
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User #5222981 - 4 Mar 17 09:24
My childhood cartoon obsessions were Daphne from Scooby Doo and misty from Pokemon... then as I got older it was Sam Carter from Stargate
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User #5253196 - 4 Mar 17 20:02
i created a patreon account just so i could pledge to u guys and its definitely worth it <3
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User #5263505 - 6 Mar 17 02:08
I don't know if the Podcasters read these, but I would really like to know Charlie's experience with PlanetDolan.
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User #5220839 - 11 Mar 17 23:20
Noice
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User #5219836 - 4 Mar 17 04:09
Bless you guys
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User #5240332 - 4 Mar 17 08:21
You guys rock
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User #5221678 - 4 Mar 17 02:10
Wish there was a video version of the post show. I know the video is just a screen with silhouettes and and an audio wave, but I still like it.
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User #5219877 - 5 Mar 17 19:00
Can I get four posters of Discover Africa, each with the guys' preferred animals on it, including the umm....special sauce
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User #397984 - 12 Mar 17 13:54
I'm enjoying the serious discussions too, even if just as a variation in the program.
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User #5240510 - 4 Mar 17 03:41
GODDAMN ALEX SPEAK UP WE CANT HEAR YOU
Thank You For Supporting Us 2017-03-02T10:57:22+00:00

Hey there,

If you're seeing this, this means that you've taken the chance and decided to support us as we continue to create and expand upon The Official Podcast. That means more to us than we could ever possibly put into words.


So, thank you. From the bottom of all four of our tiny hearts, thank you. We'll continue to create and increase the quality of the podcast and other content for all of our fans, and we hope you feel like it's something you can be proud of supporting. If you need any assistance, please e-mail admin@theofficialpodcast.com and we'll do our best at answering your questions.


As an aside, the Patreon-exclusive post-cast will be uploaded as an audio file roughly one day directly to this dashboard after the normal Podcast episode comes out each week, so feel free to check back here and download it when it releases! We'll have more information regarding the livestreams and competitions coming up in the next few weeks for those patrons.


Thank you so much for your support



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User #5261102 - 5 Mar 17 19:34
You fucking know it dog <3
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User #5916757 - 27 Apr 17 16:32
I signed up your podcast is gold. Plus my left nipple is itchy
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User #5253196 - 5 Mar 17 19:06
<3
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User #28096240 - 14 Dec 19 16:21
Nice
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