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Happy Canada Day
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Canada, did you really think that I would not discover your betrayal?


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Canada, did you really think that I would not find out about your betrayal? Click to subscribe for more Honey: https://bit.ly/GimmeHoney πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– Written and recorded by Honey Audio, 🍯 Edited and mastered by the Ghost of Portly 🐾 Fuelled by Tea and Biscuits β˜•πŸͺ Upload made possible by the support of my lovely patrons without whom this channel would not exist. ❀❀❀ πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– Want to send me something? Well, aren't you a sweetheart? 😊 You can send it along to me right here: Honey Audio, PO BOX 484 RUISLIP HA4 4JU UNITED KINGDOM If you would like to support my content please consider… Buying me a cup of tea and a biscuit: http://paypal.me/HoneyAudio Supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/honeyaudio --- Have an idea for an audio? audioideas@honeyaud.io Have a script that you would like to send me? scripts@honeyaud.io πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– You have found the secret quote at the end of the description. You get a cookie πŸͺ and a gold star ⭐️. β€œCanada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.” ― Craig Ferguson πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

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User #25567848 - 1 Jul 20 13:01
Was expecting this to turn into the Blame Canada song from South Park TBH...
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User #10601382 - 1 Jul 20 12:54
Actually scratch that, Australia is best British country lol
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jul 20 13:01
Australia never betrayed me.
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User #10601382 - 1 Jul 20 13:03
That's because Australia is the ideal waifu of colonies. We are loyal to a fault to the crown.
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User #10601382 - 1 Jul 20 12:54
To be fair, over 70% of Canadians support the CANZUK idea, and even in Quebec 67% support the idea. They might be French but they are loyal.
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jul 20 12:55
THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN FRANCE!
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User #10601382 - 1 Jul 20 13:00
So what you're saying is that when the Empire achieves total victory we'll have four Frances to deal with? I propose splitting them up into more easily governable districts, encouraging local identities such as the Brittany and Quebec, and make them all compete for resources in an annual tournament I haven't thought of a name for yet
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User #31792179 - 1 Jul 20 13:44
Americans, don’t tell her about Louisiana!
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User #11698831 - 1 Jul 20 13:44
Is it really a betrayal if the queen is still on our money
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User #9208163 - 1 Jul 20 13:04
Quebec is a 9th of Canada at best. We use it as a nature preserve. The last part of the weird french that stayed and didn't go down to Louisianna despite the country being English for near as makes no difference 2 and a bit centuries. I mean we even asked nicely when we moved out.
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User #28833187 - 1 Jul 20 12:56
1812......never forgotten except in US history books....
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jul 20 13:01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8
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User #28833187 - 1 Jul 20 14:18
https://youtu.be/WVC677-YmfM
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User #11377721 - 1 Jul 20 12:51
I don’t think it’s legal for me to celebrate this. 🀣
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jul 20 12:55
THEY ARE FRENCH!
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User #16611681 - 1 Jul 20 12:54
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can't wait to see what you do for America's Birthday
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jul 20 12:55
At least America never betrayed me.... WAIT A MINUTE!
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User #16611681 - 1 Jul 20 12:57
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Hey! We don't have anything French here lol!! Broke up with France a long time ago πŸ˜‚
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jul 20 13:03
TEA! YOU THREW THE TEA IN THE HABOUR!
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User #16611681 - 1 Jul 20 13:04
LOL But Were In Therapy for that Right now plus we have Ice Tea? X) oh my goodness LOL
I Am Just Clowning Around
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User #11166547 - 1 Jul 20 03:57
I have a dm about my health status for you
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User #10601382 - 1 Jul 20 05:02
Don't yoh go dying on us Neil, cyberpunk 2077 is coming out this year
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User #10601382 - 1 Jul 20 05:02
*you
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User #16611681 - 1 Jul 20 12:20
I see what you did there Lol! amazing puns!
Happy Canada Day
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User #11725515 - 1 Jul 20 03:34
as a canadien I want to thank you
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User #14204130 - 1 Jul 20 05:39
Ever heard the story of how they named Canada? Somebody just said "C-Ey? N-Ey? D-Ey?"
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User #35459133 - 25 Jun 20 09:27
Okay, but if I crack any ribs laughing this hard, I'm going to want custard cremes from YOUR box.
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User #10601382 - 25 Jun 20 06:24
Oof
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User #11166547 - 25 Jun 20 04:49
Oh, on here too lol. On the downside, my emotional status has gone to pure shit for being practically half blind
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User #11377721 - 25 Jun 20 04:49
Oh.
Fire Makes It All Better?
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User #8536610 - 22 Jun 20 06:22
πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ
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User #16611681 - 22 Jun 20 05:36
Lol..fire pretty yet dangerous
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User #2798372 - 22 Jun 20 07:33
These just made my morning. Thanks for these.
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User #10601382 - 22 Jun 20 05:40
*loads heavy flamer with religious intent* I'm looking to improve some heretics with fire
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User #31703063 - 22 Jun 20 05:32
Have you ever watched Tim Vine? I feel like he would be your favourite stand up comedian.
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User #13118423 - 22 Jun 20 06:12
Thank you for being you Honey
It Never Ends...
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User #2746859 - 22 Jun 20 05:25
That took a second reading, and i love it in the most spiteful way.
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User #10601382 - 22 Jun 20 05:39
I don't even have a job, I have about as many reasons to hate Mondays as Garfield, which is none when you think about it
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User #4693957 - 22 Jun 20 05:33
It's up to you what happens tomorrow because it's a Chooseday
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User #28913710 - 22 Jun 20 05:24
Can i have my money back?
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User #10067433 - 22 Jun 20 05:25
Meanwhile I'm finishing up my Monday so I can head into Tuesday.
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User #11166547 - 22 Jun 20 05:25
I think I've been under symptoms of diplopia, but this cheered me up
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User #16611681 - 22 Jun 20 05:37
Monday's suck :/
So Monday Begins...
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User #16611681 - 22 Jun 20 05:21
Ohhh Mondays suck 😐
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User #11377721 - 22 Jun 20 05:18
I get it. I get jokes.
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User #10929857 - 22 Jun 20 05:20
:) morning honey
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User #2746859 - 22 Jun 20 05:21
This got a good laugh out of me. I miss jokes like this somethings.
Tea & Thank You 🍯 Questions and Answers 🍯 Patron Appreciation 🍯 Rambling
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Faster, Pussycat! Rumble! Rumble!

Apologies in advance!


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A sincere honey flavoured thank you to everyone who is supporting me on Patreon. Apologies for the annoying aircon in the background, I recorded the audio at work and have no idea how to turn it off. Thank you so very much, darling biscuits! 🍯🍯🍯🍯 Click to subscribe for more Honey: http://bit.ly/Honeyland --- Written and recorded by Aural Honey 🍯 Edited and mastered by Portly 🐾 Fuelled by Tea and Biscuits β˜•πŸͺ Upload made possible by the support of my lovely patrons without whom this channel would not exist. ❀❀❀ --- Want to send me something? Aww thank you! 😊 You really don't have to, but if you do you can send it here: Honey Audio PO BOX 484 RUISLIP HA4 4JU UNITED KINGDOM If you would like to support my content please consider… Buying me a cup of tea and a biscuit: https://paypal.me/Englishcliche Supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/auralhoney --- Have an idea for an audio? http://bit.ly/HoneyAudioSuggestion Have a script that you would like to send me? EnglishCliche@gmail.com

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User #5219453 - 1 Apr 20 03:00
Honey, it's 4am
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Apr 20 03:04
I was uploading on my phone data. it took a while.
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User #5219453 - 1 Apr 20 03:05
Gotta get that virgin tech back and convince them to help you out a bit
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Apr 20 03:15
They are working on it.
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User #31703063 - 1 Apr 20 05:13
That was awesome as usual, if you doubt your own opinion of your audios, feel free to rely on the opinions your adoring, though apparrently crazy fans :) Sorry for the cringe induced nervous breakdown, but you singing that werewolf song while embarrassed was even funnier (*I'm totally not evil :)) Made me laugh at the end of another long work day. Thank you!
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User #26887054 - 2 Apr 20 02:33
Hey honey loved the audio!
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User #15135308 - 1 Apr 20 03:27
not into blonds? well fuck....fuck..fuck..fuck...I'm cool guys, chill
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User #15135308 - 1 Apr 20 03:28
my hair got darker, haven't you noticed?
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User #28833187 - 1 Apr 20 17:48
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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User #16611681 - 1 Apr 20 03:23
Remember you need sleep to take over thr the world hehe ;)
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User #16611681 - 1 Apr 20 03:10
Awesome!☺ now get some sleep Honey
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Apr 20 03:16
I am fast asleep.
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User #16611681 - 1 Apr 20 03:22
Oh ok ☺
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User #26887054 - 1 Apr 20 03:02
Honey, it's four am you okay please go get some sleep
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Apr 20 03:04
I am asleep. *looks super dodge*
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User #16611681 - 1 Apr 20 03:17
Really Honey you are awsome ☺Im really glad im one of your patreon supporters 😊
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Apr 20 03:18
I am nowt special. But I am fast asleep.
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User #16611681 - 1 Apr 20 03:22
Oh ok im not able to sleep yet lol its 11:22 over here
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User #5219453 - 1 Apr 20 04:22
'An audio with multiple honeys' my fitrst reaction warrants Amy's comment to The Doctor: "Did you wish reeeeeealy hard?"
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User #26887054 - 1 Apr 20 03:06
*coughs* and Romulans ale is legal in the federation oh and Friangi give latanum to charity
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Apr 20 03:15
*sad Honey noises*
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User #31703063 - 1 Apr 20 03:14
Wow. You donate all your Patreon donations? Kudos, you really are awesome. Feel kinda bad that you don't get anything out of all the time and effort that you put into this though.
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Apr 20 03:16
I am not that good. I just have donated this year because so many terrible things have happened. Usually it is all skincare and microphones.
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User #27807905 - 1 Apr 20 03:20
Thank you very many for the distractions :) I love the range of your work, from the funny silly stuff to the ones that should not have been on my "coming down from a candy flip" playlist"...
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User #22948917 - 1 Apr 20 08:01
Sneakyman the superhero. Villains are frightened because they are getting sneaked upon. Honey do you thing and stay awesome.
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User #22948917 - 1 Apr 20 11:12
Or maybe I am a villain
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User #8536610 - 1 Apr 20 07:32
2 hours! Oh this is gunna be good
Honey Just Got Home and You Know What That Means.... 2020-03-19T19:56:45+00:00

AUDIO FALL!

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User #10929857 - 19 Mar 20 19:59
Ready to catch
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User #15135308 - 19 Mar 20 19:59
I wanted to make a comment on that one...... "see instantly 5 audios above it"
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User #16611681 - 19 Mar 20 19:58
Honey has unleashed her epic powers on us! The World as we know it is changed forever lol!
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User #26887054 - 19 Mar 20 20:37
Yay !!! Thanks Honey!
Your Clueless Nemesis Breaks You out of Prison πŸ’‹ Painfully Oblivious πŸ’‹ Supervillain Roleplay πŸ’‹
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[F4A] What Is My Motivation for This Jailbreak [Ikea Is Neutral][I Need You][Is This a Jailbreak or a Rescue][Frame-Up][There Is Evil and Then There Is Mean Evil][She Is Still Utterly Clueless][Adorable Distressed Supervillain Sounds][Death Robots Who Sing You to Sleep][Strong Independent Supervillain][Gender Neutral][Your Clueless Nemesis Breaks You out of Prison]

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β€œUntil then, we're society's only protection. We keep it up long as we have to. Protection? Who are we protecting them from?” ― Alan Moore, Watchmen

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I Think You Are Super

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This is definitely not a rescue because I am evil. VERY EVIL! But if I break a wrongly accused hero out of prison that isn't really evil. *Adorable Distressed Supervillain Sounds* I Think You Are Super Part One: https://youtu.be/gSvENF7U75E Part Two: https://youtu.be/f96ZCsoy-q4 Click to subscribe for more Honey: http://bit.ly/Honeyland --- Written and recorded by Aural Honey 🍯 Edited and mastered by Portly 🐾 Fuelled by Tea and Biscuits β˜•πŸͺ Upload made possible by the support of my lovely patrons without whom this channel would not exist. ❀❀❀ --- Want to send me something? Aww thank you! 😊 You really don't have to, but if you do you can send it here: Honey Audio PO BOX 484 RUISLIP HA4 4JU UNITED KINGDOM If you would like to support my content please consider… Buying me a cup of tea and a biscuit: https://paypal.me/Englishcliche Supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/auralhoney --- Have an idea for an audio? http://bit.ly/HoneyAudioSuggestion Have a script that you would like to send me? EnglishCliche@gmail.com

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User #8536610 - 10 Mar 20 18:47
Have I time traveled? What is happening rn πŸ€”
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User #3542853 - 10 Mar 20 18:59
Cross-posting when she adds videos to YouTube if I remember right. Think there was a post discussing it about a week back.
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β˜… auralhoney - 10 Mar 20 19:13
Crossposting when I post audios on Youtube or on the Website. Posted about a week ago about it.
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User #8536610 - 10 Mar 20 20:25
Oh it's that your cross posting audios on the website or YouTube and you posted about it about a week ago! I got it now thanks 🀣
Friends to Lovers πŸ’– Waking Up Together πŸ’– The Morning After the Confession That Didn't Happen πŸ’–
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The cuddlesome morning after your best friend confessed her love, only it didn’t actually happen. Oh bum. Click to subscribe for more Honey: http://bit.ly/Honeyland --- Written and recorded by Aural Honey 🍯 Edited and mastered by Portly 🐾 Fuelled by Tea and Biscuits β˜•πŸͺ Upload made possible by the support of my lovely patrons without whom this channel would not exist. ❀❀❀ --- Want to send me something? Aww thank you! 😊 You really don't have to, but if you do you can send it here: Honey Audio PO BOX 484 RUISLIP HA4 4JU UNITED KINGDOM If you would like to support my content please consider… Buying me a cup of tea and a biscuit: https://paypal.me/Englishcliche Supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/auralhoney --- Have an idea for an audio? http://bit.ly/HoneyAudioSuggestion Have a script that you would like to send me? EnglishCliche@gmail.com

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User #11261351 - 10 Mar 20 18:40
Havin a dΓ©jΓ  vu moment rn. Feels good.
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β˜… auralhoney - 10 Mar 20 19:13
DΓ©jΓ  brew is better!
Popular Cheerleader Has a Crush on You πŸ’‹ A Cunning Plan πŸ’‹ Cool and Nerdy πŸ’‹ AUDIO RP
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[F4A] It Always Works in the Movies [Tutoring the Popular Girl][Getting Romance Advice From 80s Movies][You Can Be Cool and Nerdy][Idiots in Love][Gender Neutral][Popular Cheerleader Has a Crush on You and a Very Cunning Plan]

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β€œIt's like I'm thirteen again and he's my crush. All I'm aware of in this entire roomful of people is him. Where he is, what he's doing, who he's talking to.” ― Sophie Kinsella, Remember Me?


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What is wrong with getting your dating advice from an eighties movie? Click to subscribe for more Honey: http://bit.ly/Honeyland --- Written and recorded by Aural Honey 🍯 Edited and mastered by Portly 🐾 Fuelled by Tea and Biscuits β˜•πŸͺ Upload made possible by the support of my lovely patrons without whom this channel would not exist. ❀❀❀ --- Want to send me something? Aww thank you! 😊 You really don't have to, but if you do you can send it here: Honey Audio PO BOX 484 RUISLIP HA4 4JU UNITED KINGDOM If you would like to support my content please consider… Buying me a cup of tea and a biscuit: https://paypal.me/Englishcliche Supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/auralhoney --- Have an idea for an audio? http://bit.ly/HoneyAudioSuggestion Have a script that you would like to send me? EnglishCliche@gmail.com

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User #3542853 - 8 Mar 20 03:49
Here's the real question: 16 candles, Heather's or Pretty in Pink?
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[F4A] Falling Asleep on Movie Night [Falling in Love][Domestic Bliss][Soppy AF][Cuddlesome][Loving You Is the Worth the Risk][Gender Neutral][Warm Loving Appreciation From Your Girlfriend]

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β€œCuddling with you feels like touching stars.” ― Giovannie de Sadeleer


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Hey sleephead, look who has finally woken up. Apparently i make for a very comfort pillow. Click to subscribe for more Honey: http://bit.ly/Honeyland --- Written and recorded by Aural Honey 🍯 Edited and mastered by Portly 🐾 Fuelled by Tea and Biscuits β˜•πŸͺ Upload made possible by the support of my lovely patrons without whom this channel would not exist. ❀❀❀ --- Want to send me something? Aww thank you! 😊 You really don't have to, but if you do you can send it here: Honey Audio PO BOX 484 RUISLIP HA4 4JU UNITED KINGDOM If you would like to support my content please consider… Buying me a cup of tea and a biscuit: https://paypal.me/Englishcliche Supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/auralhoney --- Have an idea for an audio? http://bit.ly/HoneyAudioSuggestion Have a script that you would like to send me? EnglishCliche@gmail.com

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User #28833187 - 7 Mar 20 04:43
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[F4M] I Know You Love My Hands [Handjob][Cock Worship][JOI][Assplay][Cumplay][Script Fill]



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User #28833187 - 5 Mar 20 05:34
Wow, just wtf wow....
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User #12654467 - 11 Mar 20 15:59
Well that definitely made hot and bothered
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User #14204130 - 5 Mar 20 02:41
Now it works. Thanks Honey! πŸ˜‰
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User #14204130 - 5 Mar 20 02:09
I went to the website but it wouldn't play for me. πŸ™
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β˜… auralhoney - 5 Mar 20 02:23
Try now.
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[F4A] Intentional [Intimate][Giggles][Faux Innocence][Breathy][Sheet Sounds][Gender Neutral][Playful Cuddlefuck]



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F4A] Intentional [Intimate][Giggles][Faux Innocence][Breathy][Sheet Sounds][Gender Neutral][Playful Cuddlefuck]

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User #28833187 - 4 Mar 20 01:12
Honey doing a very naughty Pretty Woman....😁
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User #4308909 - 4 Mar 20 21:41
Insane one ! I cant imagine how insane a second part would/could be *_*
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User #11377721 - 4 Mar 20 00:34
Ooo, this might be a bit much for my virgin ears. xD
Like My Vampire Roleplays?
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I am getting my Marie Kondo on and organinsing my website, so now there is a Vampire Roleplay page with links to all of my fangy YouTube videos.

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User #15135308 - 15 Feb 20 21:09
Idk why but I got the feeling you like πŸ§›β€β™€οΈ
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:34
~What gave it away?
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User #28833187 - 16 Feb 20 00:17
Thats why the Lady is a Vamp.......🎼🎼🎼
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:33
Tis true.
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User #2787469 - 15 Feb 20 21:13
What is with ASMR artists going vampire in February? Odd Valentine's tradition I guess, not complaining.
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:35
I am just organising, or trying to anyways.
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User #2515333 - 18 Feb 20 23:17
So a bit late but... How do you kill a French vampire? You have to drive a baguette though their heart. It sounds simple enough, but the process is painstaking. I'll get my cape...
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User #11377721 - 15 Feb 20 23:14
OMG. I love it! β™₯️
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:35
YAY!
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User #693633 - 15 Feb 20 21:11
Rad. Also, it mist be a day for that sort of stuff. I've been going through and organizing photos and videos I shot years ago. Getting bored, though. Might be time to re-alphabetize my books.
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:34
Tis this pre-spring cleaning methinks.
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User #8536610 - 15 Feb 20 21:09
Damn look.at you putting in werk
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:33
I am a busy Honey bee.
Website Audio Post πŸ’‹ F4M πŸ’‹ Sixty Nine Is the Magic NumberπŸ’‹
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NEW EROTIC AUDIO πŸ’‹ F4M πŸ’‹Sixty Nine Is the Magic Number πŸ’‹ Tea & Harlotry πŸ’‹ [F4M] The Magic Number [Sloppy Oral][69][POP!][Cock Worship][Swallowing][Cum Down My Throat][Greedy] πŸ’‹


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User #12654467 - 11 Mar 20 16:00
Now I definitely know you’re not innocent. I like it a lot
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:37
I hope you feel better soon,sweetness.
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User #14204130 - 15 Feb 20 00:03
Been feeling down today, so I really appreciate the audios. β™₯️
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NEW EROTIC AUDIO πŸ’‹ F4M πŸ’‹ A Good Boy Forgets That It Is Valentine’s Day and Needs to Make up for It πŸ’‹ Tea & Harlotry πŸ’‹ [F4M] A Valentine’s Good Boy [Gentle Fdom][Making It up to Me][JOE][I Want to See You Stroke][My Good Boy][Teasing][Countdown] πŸ’‹


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User #15135308 - 14 Feb 20 23:36
That website design looks so fucking good
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β˜… auralhoney - 16 Feb 20 19:38
Awww thank you, sweetness.
Patreon Post Calendar for January
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I totally did not do this while covering a night shift at the office.

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User #19095059 - 4 Jan 20 05:52
Geez, don't give yourself a day off or anything :p
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User #8536610 - 4 Jan 20 08:47
If you keep this up people are going to think your a mature responsible adult!
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User #11377721 - 4 Jan 20 05:50
So much content! Thanks for all of it! ❀️
Tricked By A Heartbroken Android πŸ–€ Obsession πŸ–€ Revenge πŸ–€ AUDIO RP
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Be careful what you throw away because it may come back to haunt you.


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User #11377721 - 2 Jan 20 03:31
Why did I program you to feel pain!
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β˜… auralhoney - 2 Jan 20 03:46
I like to think that the creator didn't know how advanced her AI had become.
Honey's Descent into Madness 2019-11-24T13:44:08+00:00

Day three of no internet.

The banshee lays dead at my fee, but I can still hear his shrieks echoing off the walls.

I have cleaned under the bed.

I have called Virgin Media over ten bloody times and have been cut off six times.

No internet and no cable make Honey something something....

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User #15135308 - 24 Nov 19 13:49
Can’t wait for the news tonight! Girl stabs random people, because she had no internet.
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User #14204130 - 24 Nov 19 14:38
Sometimes technology sucks. I know what it's like.
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User #26887054 - 24 Nov 19 13:45
.......*puts down tea set and backs away slowly* .....crazy?
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User #10929857 - 24 Nov 19 13:55
Oh dear...
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User #10055157 - 24 Nov 19 13:45
Are there no other providers in your area?
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User #11377721 - 24 Nov 19 13:44
You should sue.
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User #19175962 - 24 Nov 19 15:30
Are you getting near to a state of breaking out the special emergency tea and custard creams?
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User #8536610 - 24 Nov 19 13:45
Go crazy?
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User #10530533 - 24 Nov 19 19:34
go crazy!!!
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User #16611681 - 24 Nov 19 13:53
Oh wow 0_0 Yea ive been down that route..no internet will drive a person crazy. Im sorry Honey
Still Sans Internet 2019-11-23T16:52:41+00:00

And slowly going crazy.

Crazier.

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User #20719702 - 23 Nov 19 22:24
Alexa's reluctance to switch on a light doesn't seem that bad compared to days without Internet.
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User #26887054 - 23 Nov 19 16:58
Hang in there Honey have some tea and a bisket
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User #14204130 - 23 Nov 19 16:54
I hope you've at least got an emergency stash of DVDs/Blu-Rays for your lack of Netflix. Don't worry Honey, it's going to be ok.
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User #14940756 - 23 Nov 19 17:02
Hey, so my previous abuser just forced himself back into my life. Can you recommend one of your acts to help me sleep?
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User #16611681 - 23 Nov 19 17:01
Oh boy :-/...slow internet truly sucks
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User #16145457 - 23 Nov 19 18:21
Slow internet is still better than no internet at all (which is the case here)
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User #11377721 - 23 Nov 19 17:44
I did not know you had Australian internet. πŸ˜›
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User #8536610 - 23 Nov 19 17:33
No internet and no tea makes honey go something something
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User #10530533 - 23 Nov 19 21:00
go crazy?
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User #8536610 - 24 Nov 19 00:37
"Don't mind if I doooo"
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User #2584204 - 23 Nov 19 16:57
Can we change the lyrics to "like a virgin" in a way to make fun of how shit virgin media is?
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User #15135308 - 23 Nov 19 16:55
Maybe you also get some nice food from your internet provider, after this shit
The Wonderful World of YouTube Comments 2019-01-19T13:53:56+00:00

I am so very used to the usual insults, death threats and blackmail bull shit, but this is something new.

Behold this jewel of a fucked up comment.

"Green Flamingo Entertainment 2 hours ago

Why is this jewess trying to enslave me. I swear, israel needs to just be nuked. Deporting these vampires isnt enough.ο»Ώ"

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!?!

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User #12610808 - 19 Jan 19 14:28
Damn, I'm really sorry this is happening to you Honey.? No matter what you do in life you're just always gonna get that one type of person who tries to make you feel down about yourself. Just try not to let it get in the way of your day or life and just relax.
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User #4135116 - 19 Jan 19 23:52
I didn't know you were Jewish. But seriously, that commenter has mental problems.
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User #16037662 - 19 Jan 19 19:28
What even prompts someone to say something like that ?
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User #5907346 - 19 Jan 19 15:03
That’s the chitter of a ill mannered child abandoned by their parents to the internet. Everything about that post is meant to get a reaction. Best to leave that sort to karma, it’ll come around at the time where it’s lesson will be maximally understood by such children and it won’t be a mere rap of a wooden spoon across the knuckles but a depositing into a deep and lonely pit... plenty of liquor bottles and self loathing down there though.
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β˜… auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:08
Oh hush!
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β˜… auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:08
An endless fight, unfortunately.
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User #15135308 - 19 Jan 19 13:55
Damn thats fucked up
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β˜… auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:03
It really is.
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User #4252015 - 19 Jan 19 14:12
Aw, crap. Sorrier than hell that you ever got exposed to that kind of twisted shit. If you can take any comfort from it, that asshat is probably on my side of the pond, not yours. Hate to say it, but we’re breeding a very special kind of evil-and-stupid over here.
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β˜… auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:13
Those kind of people are everywhere, sad but oh so very true.
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User #877964 - 19 Jan 19 14:04
Okay, that is fucked up, but uh, Honey? You might want to put some ""s around that comment up there. Now I know I'm an idiot and all, but I legit thought you were saying the jewess thing about someone commenting on your video until I clicked on the link.
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User #5700379 - 19 Jan 19 14:07
Haha. Now I'm imagining Honey saying this, and it kinda just makes me laugh.
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β˜… auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:08
Done! I did not even think. My sleep fogged brains was still trying to get itself around the trash fire that was the comment.
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User #14204130 - 19 Jan 19 14:33
I'm sorry Honey. This is terrible.
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User #5387106 - 19 Jan 19 18:40
Seriously fucked up.
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User #11166547 - 19 Jan 19 16:47
I've seen crazier, but yeah, the internet can truly be a dark place
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User #13341774 - 19 Jan 19 14:24
Bloody Hell, You Tube comments have reached a new low
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User #15244624 - 19 Jan 19 18:39
that's .. um.. just... ah... fuck, i don't know. whoever that is wants to lay off the internet for a while and maybe stop watching so many conspiracy videos while they're at it. the sad thing is i'm seeing more and more of this kind of stupid shit pop up in comment sections all over the you tube.
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User #13707504 - 20 Jan 19 15:53
As an Israeli citizen, a rabbi for a sister (who really gets a kick out of your content BTW), I simply cannot understand why . . . why you, Israelis, and vampires would be targeted in such an egregious way. Words have power. These things sadden me, but you always brighten my day. In case you don't hear it enough, Thank you for your content. It is more than mere entertainment.
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User #8574053 - 19 Jan 19 14:37
What the actual fuck?? Seriously some people need an arrow to the knee, then the temple.
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User #10055157 - 19 Jan 19 17:45
I can't find the comments. Perhaps it's better I don't.
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User #4830238 - 19 Jan 19 14:18
Uh what....
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β˜… auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:20
Exactly.
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User #5700379 - 19 Jan 19 14:02
What the... That is just so weird.
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β˜… auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:03
He did a tone of this bullshit. I just reported about 15 comments.
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User #5700379 - 19 Jan 19 14:08
Fighting the good fight.
Happy Wednesday! 2018-08-01T13:41:42+00:00

β€œWednesday will never be lonely when it has days all around it.”
― Anthony T. Hincks
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User #11166547 - 1 Aug 18 18:23
Have a wonderful Wednesday!
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User #5700379 - 1 Aug 18 13:44
Thank you :) I hope yours is a good one!
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Aug 18 14:58
Thank you, sweetness!
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User #5387106 - 2 Aug 18 01:13
Happy Wednesday :)
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User #4830238 - 1 Aug 18 13:48
Thank you! Same to you Honey!
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Aug 18 14:59
Ta very muchy, sugar.
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User #4830238 - 1 Aug 18 15:03
*sips tea* thank you.
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User #10929857 - 1 Aug 18 15:05
Hope your feeling better and having a great day xx
Quotes on a Theme – Longing and Missing Someone 2018-07-21T23:40:46+00:00

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β€œI like the feeling of hunger for it reminds me of all those hundreds of months without you.

Missing you, thinking of you, like a friendly lonely thin tiger smelling the slip of a season into a new season.”

― Waylon H. Lewis, Things I Would Like To Do With You

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β€œWhen I am with you, I am invincible.

When I am with you, your kind and loving presence strengthen me down to my very core.

When I am with you, I finally know what heaven on earth feels like.

For when I am with you, I am the best I could be.

I'd rather walk through the burning coals of hell than enjoy comfort and luxury with someone else.

For life without you, is not life at all. I love you.”

― Laarni Venus Marie Giango

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β€œWhoever thought up the phrase β€˜Absence makes the heart grow fonder’ was an idiot.

Absence makes a bitch go crazy.

― Toni Aleo, Taking Shots

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β€œThe feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd - The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.”

― Fernando Pessoa

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β€œIt's weird to feel like you miss someone you're not even sure you know.”

― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

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User #10991113 - 22 Jul 18 08:03
When I'm with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we're apart, days feel like years
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User #10055157 - 21 Jul 18 23:50
"Do you have my Soul?" "I don't think so, why?" "I feel an empty space inside, but only when you leave me.."
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 Jul 18 23:51
I know that feeling all too well.
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User #10055157 - 22 Jul 18 00:07
Sorry, just my little contribution to your bevy of quotes about missing someone. It's from a short story I wrote years ago about one of the last humans on earth and it's android protector. Problem was, neither one knew which was which due to an unforseen circumstance.
This is what I am dealing with noise wise
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Be warned this shit is loud!

Donald Trump comes calling and national security is going crazy, So many helicopters and sirens.

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User #6485004 - 12 Jul 18 22:40
Well you know Americans, not exactly known for their subtlety.
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User #10677879 - 14 Jul 18 21:07
What is this subtlety you speak of? That word isn't even in our vocabulary.
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User #4830238 - 12 Jul 18 22:28
Lol. Seriously. Fuck trump. And that's coming from a patriotic American.
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β˜… auralhoney - 12 Jul 18 22:33
It is either him or an Oreo conspiracy.
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User #4830238 - 12 Jul 18 22:35
I'll take the oreo conspiracy....I for one love our oreo overlords
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User #9190387 - 12 Jul 18 22:44
Of course, after all, some hoodlum could be walking around with a potato peeler ready to shank him.
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User #3589520 - 12 Jul 18 23:39
Oh damn, this was only an hour ago. Shame I’m living in Wales and couldn’t see him - meeting that man would be tremendous, believe me...
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User #8776014 - 13 Jul 18 13:58
Oh , hey I watch Philip Defranco as well.
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User #10055157 - 12 Jul 18 22:30
Well that sucks. Even Trump is interfering with my hopeful perfect conditions....
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β˜… auralhoney - 12 Jul 18 22:34
The noise is unbelievable... Unless they are actually coming for me. Oh shit.
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User #10055157 - 12 Jul 18 22:35
Trump Doesn't care much for Oreos either, you're being recruited for their decimation team.
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User #6064925 - 15 Jul 18 02:27
It’s not Tumps fault. If Hillary was president it would be the same. I’m Not a fan of either person. Cheers
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User #13499974 - 7 May 19 15:00
It would be even worse, my friend.
Trolls and the Dark Side of Recording
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Being honest about the negative effects that recording can have and a little advice regarding being safe for anyone who is thinking of recording.

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User #131004 - 28 Jun 18 13:05
*sigh* life would be better if humans weren’t quite so inhuman. Stay safe okay? You being healthy and happy is the most important consideration for us.
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User #8915904 - 28 Jun 18 14:52
well *sigh*, I am not an asmr recorder or like that ... but I am a fat youtuber (so-called youtuber don't even have 250 subs) but I do post videos online & I have been posting these for more than like 4 years but only have 1 channel which was made 1 year ago because all other 3 I had to delete (I wish I didn't cause I had almost 5k subs), Bullying is just not good at all & and it is the worst when the person who is bullying you online, you actually know him in irl. and I finally got over it now he can say whatever about me now, but the thing is I actually think he won or whatever idk cause you know I had 5k subs now it's like 200 well, lesson learned if you know a bully irl BEAT HIS ASS or whatever. I just confronted him in person.
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User #884577 - 28 Jun 18 15:29
*sigh* there's always at least one jackass, isn't there?
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User #6652450 - 28 Jun 18 12:22
One of the reasons why I stopped doing my twitch streams was the fear of this. This sucks.
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User #5700379 - 28 Jun 18 12:47
God fucking dammit, I am so sorry to hear that. :(
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User #7625129 - 28 Jun 18 17:38
I know that I personally have tendency to come across as a troll. That has happened on numerous occasions. It makes me feel bad.
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User #10055157 - 28 Jun 18 11:57
I know you're not looking for pity or anything but I'm sorry that you have to deal with people like that. Hoping for calmer days for you.
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User #10929857 - 28 Jun 18 17:05
X I’m sorry this happens :( love and hugs
Bloody Wednesday 2018-06-27T10:33:12+00:00

And Honey is seriously grumpy.

Hope your Wednesday is going better than mine, Honeybees.

β€œThat was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

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User #8574053 - 27 Jun 18 16:59
Wednesday is one of those days... it's a tease of the weekend, but it's still so far away. Hope your day gets better.
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User #10311423 - 27 Jun 18 18:46
Well, I hope you have a lovely day.
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User #5700379 - 27 Jun 18 10:58
The usual here I suppose. Could be worse, could definitely be better. :P
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β˜… auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 11:04
Would a hug make it better? *HUGS*
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User #5700379 - 27 Jun 18 11:38
Thank you. Hugs make everything better :)
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User #8920368 - 27 Jun 18 13:00
Nice
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User #6485004 - 27 Jun 18 10:36
Would you like to burn something? I know that always puts you in a better mood?
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User #10929857 - 27 Jun 18 10:37
Fire makes everything better
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User #3144463 - 27 Jun 18 10:41
Might I humbly recommend trying different accelerants, some can make the fire change colour. The purple is especially pleasant. Not that I have any first hand knowledge of such, just hearsay and rumours you understand.
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β˜… auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 10:43
I got told off last time I did that. Apparently Oreo pyres set off the fire alarm and the firemen were less than impressed.
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β˜… auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 10:43
Fire and tea are near heavenly indeed.
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β˜… auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 10:44
Sure.....we believe you.
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User #6485004 - 27 Jun 18 10:45
Simple solution. Burn the firemen as well.
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User #3144463 - 27 Jun 18 10:52
Simpler less murdery solution, burn the fire alarms first. Unless you want to explain to all those people that buy the firefighter calendars why this years is cancelled. I wish you luck, the scorn of a jilted, secretly pining woman is a terrifying thing.
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User #6485004 - 27 Jun 18 10:54
Oi If they didn't want to be set on fire, they shouldn't call them self firemen.
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β˜… auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 11:05
I tried that. They have an annoying habit of putting each other out. Pisses me off when they make the fire go out.
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β˜… auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 11:06
But less murder equals less fun.
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User #6652450 - 27 Jun 18 12:03
No, not really. Still feeling rubbish. Ugh. Hope the rest of your week gets better :)
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User #929252 - 27 Jun 18 12:37
I send you hugs, Honey. Soft and close. As long as you need them.
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Happy Monday, Honeybees!inld any of you like to join me on setting a bunch of shit on fire?

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β€œMonday is the day that I start counting down to the weekend.”
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User #8920368 - 26 Jun 18 21:29
should
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User #6485004 - 25 Jun 18 12:24
You know me, I’m a born arsonist. Although come on, the weather is already boiling without adding fire to the mix.
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User #10929857 - 25 Jun 18 12:29
? fire good ? I’ll bring the sausages
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User #10055157 - 25 Jun 18 12:11
I'll bring Marshmallows!
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User #10059839 - 25 Jun 18 12:29
Sounds like a plan
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User #7160818 - 26 Jun 18 22:39
I’ll bring the beer for the fire and the gasoline for a nice cold drink
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User #11166547 - 25 Jun 18 18:51
Perhaps the Oreo factory?
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User #10677879 - 25 Jun 18 12:12
We could make s'mores. I'm down.
It Is a Funny Thing 2018-06-17T23:15:40+00:00

Difficulty recording roleplays means that I am actually thinking of trying things that I have always put off. Namely the geeky rambles and maybe game play.

Actually recorded the ramble and it took all of five minutes to get fan girl hate in my inbox. Which strangely made me feel better about posting it.

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User #9572441 - 17 Jun 18 23:20
Record what you enjoy recording honey. We"ll support you in all your future endeavors. Even though I've never watched doctor who, I enjoyed hearing your thoughts about it. Keep up the good work.
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User #10055157 - 17 Jun 18 23:18
Well that was slightly expected. You put your doubts about something and immediately the world thinks you're unreasonable. Don't worry Honey, I couldn't honestly and whole heartedly agree with you more about movies, games and Doctor Who.
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User #3241812 - 18 Jun 18 00:12
Fandom has always been about people being passionate about their favorite shows. You made a well-thought out and reasoned argument. If we still can't talk about Doctor Who and critique it and have our concerns about it just because the new Doctor is a woman, that doesn't feel like progress to me. Progress is when we can subject a female character or actor to the same scrutiny as a male and not have it be second-guessed. This applies to both less scrutiny as well as more.
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User #3589520 - 18 Jun 18 00:37
Hahahah, fantastic! Got β€˜em triggered like heck
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User #3736755 - 17 Jun 18 23:35
The way I see it, if you're not pissing someone off, you're not doing something right. ? You keep doing what makes you happy. Those that are true will still support you no matter what. ?
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User #3241812 - 17 Jun 18 23:57
I agree pretty much all you said. During the Capaldi years, I felt my interest in the show waning. It's not that Capaldi isn't a great actor. And his Doctor was kind of a throwback to cranky doctors of the past. But the writing was bad in a lot of cases. While he was still the Doctor, I found myself hoping that the show would return more to the formula of the last three doctors. Sometimes I wondered if there would actually be another Doctor, because the show seemed to be struggling, both on screen and and in the ratings, or behind the scenes. If there was going to be another Doctor, the pressure was going to really be on them, because they could be the last Doctor. Now, as you suggest, that pressure is magnified because the next Doctor is a woman, and she's going to have to absolutely be spot-on on her performance. No matter what, there are going to be people that hate her regardless because she's a woman. On the other hand, there's going to be people that will love her, only because she's a woman. Neither seems right to me. I also feel like we can't really discuss this upcoming Doctor as we would past ones, because criticism is seen as being sexist. My default in the past was always to mourn the loss of the previous Doctor, and be kind of concerned about the new one. Generally, they'd win me over on the first episode or two, although with Capaldi it literally took me about three seasons. Now any concerns I raise about the new Doctor (even if they were the same I expressed for every previous Doctor I've been around for) is held against me. The end result is that I'm not even sure if I want to watch the new Doctor Who when it comes back. There won't be that chance to honestly talk about the show. without it turning into something political.
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User #2743947 - 17 Jun 18 22:44
Does it have to be a matter of "need"? Technically, we don't "need" Doctor Who AT ALL, but it's there because many people enjoy it. Did we "need" a female Master? Not necessarily, but I think the character of Missy did justice to the spirit of the Master. If the showrunners create great stories for the new Doctor, pretty soon the gender won't matter and we'll just be watching the Doctor, rather than the "female" Doctor.
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β˜… auralhoney - 17 Jun 18 22:50
Not at all. I have just spent too much time going down the rabbit hole.
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β˜… auralhoney - 17 Jun 18 22:52
I really hope that great writing pushes it beyond the Doctor's gender. Episodes written Chris Chibnall make me a little concerned about how strong the writing will be.
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User #2743947 - 17 Jun 18 23:00
I do too. Chibnall's episodes of DW weren't exactly the strongest during the 10th and 11th Doctor's years, and while he did good work on Torchwood, that was a series with a very different tone and audience demographic. He was very successful with Broadchurch and season one of Law & Order UK, but again, totally different target audience. We'll have to hope that the other writers coming in to work on individual episodes will keep the show going strong.
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User #10991113 - 17 Jun 18 23:54
Doctor Who is one of my favorite tv shows Ive watched all the episodes from the very beginning. And i am looking forward to seeing where they will continue to go and take the doctor
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User #8574053 - 17 Jun 18 23:50
My issue with gender swap or any kind of swap is "are we doing it to pander to a select group?" Or "are we doing this because character progression dictates this is where this character's story takes them?" As for strong female characters, my favorite companion ever in the TARDIS is the wonderful Sarah Jane Smith. She interacted with 4 different doctors and was always able to hold her own. The sass factor, the compassion, and especially in "School Reunion" the hurt/anger she had.
4 Honeypot Audios Down... 2018-06-06T23:46:48+00:00

And one to go!

Bit worried about them, but if they turn out to be substandard I promise to rerecord them.

Wish me luck with Questionable Professionalism.

Edit: I never realised how hard it is to be sexy when your default setting is muppet. So awkward.

Edit: The cringe is real.

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User #7248394 - 7 Jun 18 00:07
Hey, awkward can be sexy
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User #6652450 - 6 Jun 18 23:52
I think you put yourself down too much. Maybe this isn't the best time for a hug, but I want to say that I really enjoy your new audios as much as your previous ones, and I am sure the honeypot ones will be great as well!
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User #10055157 - 6 Jun 18 23:49
I wager you the fan art of your choice that they are much better than you say!
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User #5700379 - 7 Jun 18 07:49
I'm sure they'll be absolutely fine. Always have been :)
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User #10929857 - 7 Jun 18 12:28
Always look forward to hearing your audios they will be great :) x
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User #9572441 - 4 Jun 18 20:10
I think I speak for all of us when I say, take all the time you need honey. Take a week. Take a month. Take as long as you need to make sure you are in a good place mentally. We'll all be here to welcome you back when you're ready.
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User #5387106 - 5 Jun 18 00:57
How you feel is much more important than a few days of audios. Please take care of yourself! Wish there was something we could do to help.
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User #7625129 - 4 Jun 18 22:33
And suddenly I don't care about the audios. I just want you to be happy. I wish I could help. Would a *hug* be inappropriate?
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User #4830238 - 4 Jun 18 20:25
That's fine darlin'. Take whatever time you need. Well be here to support
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User #10929857 - 4 Jun 18 21:13
Take your time, looki after yourself that’s more important than giving us content we love you and want the best for you. Take your time we’ll all still be here for you xx
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User #5700379 - 5 Jun 18 02:51
7 people have said it already, but I'll chime in anyway. Take whatever time you need. We love you, and we'll see you on the other side. I hope. Lots of hugs!
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User #10055157 - 4 Jun 18 19:52
Thank you for being brave enough to do something that I just couldn't do. Do what you need to. The best thing about having patience like a stone, A little rain won't give me much trouble. More art soon John
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User #929252 - 4 Jun 18 20:06
I've come to caring quite a lot about you, Honey, as I just commented in YouTube as well. Memory is tricky stuff, unpredictable and, sometimes, unfair. Don't blame yourself for that, please. Don't look for things you could've done to prevent it. It was too much. That's not being a victim, is being overwhelmed at a time nobody has resources. Hugs, Honey. Take whatever time you need. Your openness is an inspiration to me. Please understand me well when I tell you: I love you. Yep, an English is teaching openness to a Spanish. Nationality doesn't mean shit.
Cuddle Karaoke Request Post 2018-06-03T18:12:36+00:00

Are there any songs that you would particularly like to hear completely and utterly butchered?

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User #10311423 - 3 Jun 18 20:47
Toto Africa
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User #884577 - 3 Jun 18 18:24
Someone to watch over me
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:29
Yandere Honey sings? Just joking not even she would be as cruel as to to sing
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:16
Verge
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:27
Now this could could get messy.
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:15 - revision 2
Feelin’ it
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:15
Feelin’ it
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:27
Feeling the pain of my singing.
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User #7160818 - 3 Jun 18 20:50
Perfect by Alanis Morissette, or Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright would be sweet :)
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User #4830238 - 3 Jun 18 18:18
Ramona by beck
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:28
I am going to absolutely ruin it.
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User #929252 - 3 Jun 18 18:25
Flying, by Anathema
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:29
I have no idea how it would sound, but I really run to sing this.
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User #6485004 - 3 Jun 18 18:16
Killing me softly with his song.
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:27
Only not so softly when it comes to my singing.
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User #929252 - 3 Jun 18 19:03
Hahaha
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User #6175697 - 3 Jun 18 18:25 - revision 2
Opening theme to Duck Tales ?
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User #4087773 - 4 Jun 18 06:36
This ones out there, but Techno Fan by the Wombats.
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User #10055157 - 3 Jun 18 18:28
I have a few: "Won't you Be My Neighbor" by Fred Rodgers sung as Yandere Honey "Friend is a Four Letter Word" by Cake And since I sang to you like a Muppet, "Moving Right Along" by the Muppets
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:30
I worry about you.
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User #10055157 - 3 Jun 18 18:46
Why? I'm only mildly Batty.
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User #6175697 - 3 Jun 18 18:25
Opening theme to Duck Tales ?
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:29
I know all the words!
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:43
On the list, sugar. My other comments were just me playing. Pays to have a sense of humour with my singing. That and a cuppa
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:54
All of me-john legend Shut up and dance-walk the moon Honey im good-Andy Grammer Waiting for love-avicii
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User #10311423 - 3 Jun 18 20:54
Hocus pocus by Focus
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User #3144463 - 4 Jun 18 01:39
With or without the flute?
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User #10311423 - 4 Jun 18 17:59
If she has one
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User #8574053 - 3 Jun 18 19:53
Something I think you would excel at. Fever by Peggy Lee. Something smokey, retro, and bombshell
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User #9190387 - 3 Jun 18 22:08
How about some more Beatles? I Want to Hold Your Hand is a great one.
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:40 - revision 2
Verge by owl city and feelin’ it by scotty McCreery
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User #10929857 - 3 Jun 18 18:25
Take me home country roads
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β˜… auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:30
Honey ruins all the classics.
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User #10929857 - 3 Jun 18 18:41
Hardly ruining ??
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User #10929857 - 3 Jun 18 18:41 - revision 2
Hardly ruining ??
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User #6652450 - 3 Jun 18 19:12
+1
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:40
Verge by owl city and feelin’ it by scotty McCreery
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:42
Body like a back road by Sam Hunt
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User #10055157 - 4 Jun 18 14:27
Raise Hell by DOROTHY maybe?
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Anything that you would to ask me or anything that you would like for me to say?

Either comment or send me a message if you are shy.

Remember that you are wonderful and thank you so much for all of your support.

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User #9190387 - 1 Jun 18 19:44
What jelly/jam goes best on toast?
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User #5387106 - 2 Jun 18 00:32
It sounds like you've had a tough few weeks. How are you doing? For what it's worth, you're awesome :)
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User #10929857 - 1 Jun 18 20:04
Not really got a good question but just a deep hearted thank you for being you and your hard work, you being so much joy to many people :), so thank you and as you say in your videos don’t be so hard on yourself for little mistakes we all love you and I know it’s hard and a very do as I say not as I do thing but don’t be hard on yourself you are amazing :)
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User #10311423 - 1 Jun 18 20:03
I would like to know if you have a pet, if so what's its name, if not would you like to own one?
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User #8536610 - 2 Jun 18 00:26
What's your favourite type of audio to make or does it change depending on your mood?
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User #11069120 - 2 Jun 18 14:53
Haven't really got a question as such, just have to say thank you for taking the time to record as much as you do, with such thought and quality as each time I have received a notification of a new audio it never ceases to make my day immeasurably better and I can confidently say that I am not the only one whos day you make better. Ookay a question then, custard creme or the tea biscuit?
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User #131004 - 1 Jun 18 19:47
Do we have a name as a community? We are Honey's whats?
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User #8795189 - 1 Jun 18 19:44
Hello lovely Honey! I’d like to ask about your listening habits, if you ever get time! Who do you like listening to, for music, ASMR, any audio content! Your work makes a big difference to so many people, thank you for sharing your talent with us all! X
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User #929252 - 1 Jun 18 19:59
What languages do you speak or interest you, our Gracious Honeyness?
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User #7625129 - 1 Jun 18 23:55
You recently talk about your experience on reddit. What would a reddit experience idealy be like for you? And what did you mean by reddit feeling claustrophobic?
Sad Honeypot? 2018-06-01T18:47:11+00:00

The May Audio Honeypot selection form when out last night to your email address, but no one has selected any audios.

Honeypot is sad and so has resent the link via the Patreon messaging system.

Happy Honeypot?

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User #4830238 - 1 Jun 18 18:56
See it. Sorry i missed it
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
Glad that it made there finally.
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User #66765 - 1 Jun 18 19:08
I got two emails with links then a message that said forget the second one...so I did. Sorry, should be complete now though.
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:16
All good, sugar.
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User #66765 - 1 Jun 18 19:21
I will say, I've never considered the work muppet as an insult until recently...and I'm still not sure I do. Then again I'm a big Muppets fan, so I may have a bit of a bias.
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User #10929857 - 1 Jun 18 19:59
Found it
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User #929252 - 1 Jun 18 19:15
Thanks, I didn't receive the original Patreon message. I'm sorry you had to work extra.
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:16
All part of my muppet service.
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User #10055157 - 1 Jun 18 18:51
I didn't receive any message... Wierd. Although I'm still sweating bullets over actually singing and recording it.
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
I know that feeling, sugar.
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User #6652450 - 1 Jun 18 20:57
Weird, I didn't see the first one come in... Maybe Google has a mind of its own :O Responded to the second one, thanks for sending it out hun!
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User #10055157 - 1 Jun 18 18:55
Oh there it is!
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
PHEW!
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User #10311423 - 1 Jun 18 19:08
Got one now.
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:16
I am happy to hear that.
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User #5700379 - 1 Jun 18 19:04
Aw, poor Honeypot :(
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β˜… auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
A cup of tea and all will be right with it.
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User #8574053 - 1 Jun 18 19:39
You know I instant submit stiff when I get it, never got any link till this afternoon... sorry Honeypot is so sad... :` (
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User #7625129 - 31 May 18 23:00
Between the choice of an audio or no audio, I'll choose the audio. Even if it's nothing else than an update like this. I quite like these diary type audios, actually. But, like Richard said, please don't burn yourself out. That would make me feel really guilty. You keep amazing me with how industrious and hard working you are.
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:09
Enjoy your night off. I got some knockout fan art to work on for you.
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User #8574053 - 31 May 18 21:12
The only way you frustrate us Luv is when you are so hard on yourself and run yourself so ragged. Take some time for you and stop apologizing. We will all be here for the long haul with you.
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User #5700379 - 31 May 18 22:07
Couldn't have said it better myself, so I wont attempt to. :P
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User #10929857 - 31 May 18 21:30
Ahh please don’t burn yourself out. We will always stick with you and not just for your daily content and as everyone is saying don’t be hard on yourself and you haven’t let anyone down, look after yourself we all love you *runs to put Honeys kettle on*
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User #6652450 - 31 May 18 22:50
Please don't be silly. There has been nothing you have done or not done which has disappointed/frustrated us or let us down. I can't comment from others but I will give you feedback where I can. Just promise me you will take time out? It sounds like you're getting worked up which is making you ill :(
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:11
*external Mantra* Milk isn't first Milk isn't first Milk isn't first....
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User #5387106 - 1 Jun 18 03:17
You're not letting anyone down! Your health, physical and mental, comes first! Enjoy your night :)
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User #7400996 - 1 Jun 18 00:30
Don't be silly, you've never let us down! I am concerned that you're pushing yourself a little too hard though, if you need to take a day or two off then do it, if you need to take a week off, then do it! Don't stress yourself out too much when it comes to putting out audios, you've given us so many audios already. Your well-being is more important, please remember that! :)
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:08
You've never let me down, Wobble and Hiccup maybe, but not let down.
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β˜… auralhoney - 31 May 18 21:09
Sometimes it does not feel like it.
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:06
Oh darlin' have some dinner!
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β˜… auralhoney - 31 May 18 21:07
I will get there!
Honey Is a Muppet – An Update Wrapped in an Audio
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User #5700379 - 29 May 18 13:33
That really does suck :( Best of luck you adorable muppet, hope you get everything back ok!
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:22
Looks like I will be able to salvage some of the videos. The majority of the recover audio seems to be partial though. :(
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User #8574053 - 29 May 18 12:37
How dare the reasonable and caring listener be reasonable and caring! *offers some fresh baked snickerdoodle cookies to go with the tea from Grumpy*
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:23
The sheer bloody cheek!
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User #8574053 - 29 May 18 16:26
Sometimes cheeky is just what Muppets need. ???
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User #10929857 - 29 May 18 16:40
:( hope you can get a lot of it back sucks more hugs
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β˜… auralhoney - 31 May 18 15:31
So far as i can see it would appear that all the files are partial in nature.... FUCK!
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User #6485004 - 29 May 18 12:31
*hands you a cup of tea and a hammer*
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:20
Don't encourage me, sweetness.
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User #929252 - 29 May 18 13:50
I'm so sorry, Honey. Your content is still online, you can download your own stuff for work and safety. You're awesome. A huge hug.
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:25
Awwwww thank you. Hugs make everything better.
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User #10055157 - 29 May 18 12:40
Were I in character, I'd give you a big hug and remind you that You are the only part of the audio that matters. Then I'd go off and get you tea. And then, we could start fixing everything. And Me out of Character: "Is there Anything I can do to help?"
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:24
Reminding me that I am in need of another cup of tea, is more than enough, sweetness.
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User #7625129 - 29 May 18 22:57
That's... that's terrible! :( Ok, sometimes you make a mistake that does warrant beating yourself up over. A bit. Not for too long. Because we still love you. And no, you didn't lose most of what mekes you Honey. I hope the recovery program yield positive results.
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β˜… auralhoney - 31 May 18 15:31
Not looking too bright, but I am just going to try and move forwards.
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User #7625129 - 31 May 18 16:54
A great treasure is lost to us all.
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User #5387106 - 30 May 18 01:40
That's brutal, I'm sorry! Best of luck with the recovery program. If you do end up losing anything (fingers crossed that you don't), I'm sure you'll eventually replace it with something even better.
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β˜… auralhoney - 31 May 18 15:34
You are too sweet, sugar. Thank you very much.
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User #5387106 - 1 Jun 18 02:48
You're welcome!
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User #6652450 - 29 May 18 12:29
You are definitely a muppet. A wonderful muppet nonetheless.
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:20
The cuteness had to come from somewhere.
What the fuck? 2018-05-20T12:52:45+00:00

Why are my videos on Porn Hub?

Seriously...what the ever loving fuck?

They are all spliced as well.

So weird.

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User #5700379 - 20 May 18 12:57
Because people are thieving assholes. And you know, because some of them are pretty hot? :p or is it the sweet stuff? In which case that is pretty weird o.O
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User #6652450 - 20 May 18 13:04
Yeah that's not good at all. Anything you can do?
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:47
Report it, but given that it is just audio it will not do much.
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User #7400996 - 20 May 18 12:57
I find this not very surprising! ? Lots of ASMR creators get their content posted on porn websites. Humans are weird!
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:47
I know they do, I just don't see why they would want mine.
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User #8574053 - 21 May 18 03:25
I know I'm late to the party but I went through and reported the username and flagged the vids i could find. (Edit: apparently they have been on there for over 7 months.... along with alot of others.)
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:49
I saw that. I had never thought to look there before, because there is not way that anyone would put my stuff on there. I mean have they actually listened to my audios?
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User #5613239 - 20 May 18 16:02
well now that's not cool sorry some one betrayed your trust like that.
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:49
Sad to sad that I have kind of gotten used to it by now.
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User #10311423 - 20 May 18 13:56
Cant you reach out to them to take the video's down?
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:50
I have reported them, but I dare say it will not be too long until they are reuploaded.
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User #10929857 - 20 May 18 12:56
Some people
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:46
Some people are just so damn strange.
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User #7160818 - 20 May 18 12:59
It’s probably cause your voice is that amazing. And British. Plus yeah people are weird
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:47
Eeeeek! Cue furious blushing.
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User #10677879 - 21 May 18 22:19
You could actually watch the assholes and take note of how much traffic your videos are getting, see if there's a market there for you. If there is you create your own official account, have their content taken down and build your stuff in their market. I believe pornhub gives their creators ad revenue, or at least they used to. But tube style porn videos are a good way to bring traffic to your other sites, say if you had a site dedicated to your erotic audios. Or if you had other merchandise etc.
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β˜… auralhoney - 26 May 18 13:39
It is a weird thing. I just have this strange disconnect between the audios i record and what i would consider to be actual porn. I don't see my audios as being actively sexy.
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User #6485004 - 20 May 18 13:17
The real question is of course, what fucking categories would you put it in?
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β˜… auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:50
Any one that has the slightest bit to do with biscuits.
Girlfriend Roleplay ? Amazing ? Proposal ? Adoration ? No Sense of Direction
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β€œI looked over at him. "Is that a proposal?"

There was total silence for a couple beats. "I'm not sure. It just popped out."

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🍯🍯🍯🍯 [F4A] Amazing [Hedge Maze][Proposal][Adoration][Talking Too Much][No Sense of Direction][English Countryside Ambience][Gender Neutral][Friends to Lovers] 🍯🍯🍯🍯 β€œI looked over at him. "Is that a proposal?" There was total silence for a couple beats. "I'm not sure. It just popped out." "Let me know when you're sure." "Would you say yes?" Morelli asked. "I'm not sure.” ― Janet Evanovich, Fearless Fourteen 🍯🍯🍯🍯 β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ Thank you so much for 9000+ subscribers β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ 🍯🍯🍯🍯 Written and recorded by AuralHoney 🍯🍯🍯🍯 New videos posted every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. ----β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️---- Enjoy my content and want to help support it? Any and all donations received are most greatly and wholeheartedly appreciated. Contributions will help me to grow the channel and allow me focus more time on creating audios to make you smile. 🍯 Commission a bespoke honey flavour audio - https://www.auralhoney.com 🍯 Tea & Biscuits Tip Jar: https://www.paypal.me/HoneyedAudio 🍯 Buy me a cup of coffee: https://www.ko-fi.com/honeyedaudio 🍯 Become a patron and get early access and exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/auralhoney ----β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️---- 🍯 Twitter: https://twitter.com/aural_honey 🍯 Tumblr: https://auralhoney.tumblr.com/ 🍯 Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AuralHoney/ 🍯 Website: https://www.auralhoney.com

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User #10929857 - 13 May 18 23:27
Lovely just lovely
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User #6485004 - 14 May 18 00:52
Bloody lovely. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
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User #5700379 - 14 May 18 18:53
Aw, that was just so adorable! :D Loved it
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User #6652450 - 14 May 18 22:22
D'awww look at you! So cute!
Mermaid Song  - 1 Hour
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This is a one hour version of the mermaid song featured in the Sweet as Honey roleplay audio Cold Dark Ocean. This hour long audio features a layered eerie vocal and indistinct underwater ambience & lapping waves. Original Roleplay: Yandere Mermaid Roleplay 🍯 Cold Dark Ocean 🍯 Rescuing You 🍯 Possessive 🍯 A Dark Heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7r5rTE7JHs

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User #8574053 - 9 May 18 23:35
So a hour of Honey singing and luring us to our "doom"... I'm down. ^_^
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User #7625129 - 10 May 18 07:13
It works for falling asleep to. I tested.
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User #10055157 - 9 May 18 23:08
Thanks Honey, But I'm quite 'entranced' enough by your voice. ???
Just little Update!
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Update about the Patreon charging problem and why Honey is a slow learning moron.

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User #5700379 - 6 May 18 16:31
Bad Honey! >( No more going back to hell!
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User #5387106 - 5 May 18 00:55
Happy Friday :). Spending time in hell isn't high up on my priority list, but it sounds like you got some closure. Good for you, although I hear detoxing from the brimstone isn't a fun time. Have a great weekend!
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User #10055157 - 4 May 18 19:02
Glad to hear it's going to work itself out. I can wait for Patreon and Edward to give me the audios so no stress from me. I'll just keep pumping out fan art since work is now trying to stop me from listening to it.
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User #6485004 - 4 May 18 19:08
It’ll be a challenge but I’m sure I could find a way to burn hell to the ground so you’re not tempted to return again. Just give the order.
Charging Issue Update 2018-05-02T22:59:33+00:00

Apparently if you have received you usual PayPal/Patreon payment receipts then your charges have gone through successfully. The issue is on Patreon's end and charging information should update through the next few days.

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User #10055157 - 2 May 18 23:01
Oh good. But are you getting your money soon? Should we do anything further to help?
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User #10417799 - 2 May 18 23:31
Sorry Patreon is being a shit now. Hope it sorts out.
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User #5700379 - 4 May 18 12:02
My card was charged today, so everything seems to be fine on my end. :)
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User #5387106 - 2 May 18 23:20
Great, must be a bit of a headache (and maybe a small heart-attack) on your end though, sorry!
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User #5613239 - 3 May 18 06:36
mine went threw as usual got my bill from patreon and it said that my pledges went in. so I don't know.
Potential Charging Issue 2018-05-02T21:47:14+00:00

So over 50 percent of current pledges are showing as having declined, but I know at least one patron is seeing that their "declined" pledge has been charged successfully.

Could I just ask you to all check to see whether you have experienced any issues with regard to Patreon charging.

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User #10417799 - 2 May 18 21:49
I got the receipt for my charges going through on Monday. And got the notification on Patreon. Hopefully that means it’s gone through.
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User #6652450 - 2 May 18 21:49
I received my patreon invoice and did not get any notice of payment failures. I always have enough funds in my account but it sounds like the issue might be patreon itself?
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User #3736755 - 2 May 18 21:57
Everything seems fine from my end. Charges posted with no problem.
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User #4830238 - 2 May 18 21:50
Got mine
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User #8574053 - 2 May 18 22:06
Got my receipt and the funds are gone out of my account so I should be good.
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User #10055157 - 2 May 18 21:49
I have my receipt from yesterday. If there is a problem with mine, I don't know where it is.
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User #8561059 - 2 May 18 21:54
All good on my end.
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User #5700379 - 2 May 18 22:06
Everything looks fine here. I got an invoice and no notifcation of any problems. My card has not been charged yet however, but that doesn't seem unusual. A quick scan on my bank account shows that I'm usually charged around the 4th to 6th in the month, but it varies a bit. I remember another content creator writing a post about something similar a while back, she was understandably pissed that a lot of people had cancelled their pledges. But it turned out to be a Patreon issue and everything was fine. Better keep an eye on it though.
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User #10311423 - 2 May 18 21:53
Mine says it went through fine. I've checked paypal aswell. Maybe it is a patreon issue?
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User #4389474 - 2 May 18 22:09
Received both an email and confirmation notice that it went thru for me. Hope you can get it cleared up.
Night Librarian Sequel Coming Soon!
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User #7400996 - 29 Apr 18 18:01
Can't wait! ?
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User #10311423 - 29 Apr 18 15:54
I was the one who suggested this idea and I can't wait. I am really, really stoked to see what you did with it but i'm sure it is going to be amazing.
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 Apr 18 16:21
*starts to fret*
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User #10055157 - 29 Apr 18 15:57
Even though I'm not fond of vampires, I have made a piece of fan art. I will link it here soon.
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 Apr 18 16:22
No way!!!!
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User #10055157 - 29 Apr 18 16:25
attatching to community now....
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β˜… auralhoney - 29 Apr 18 16:26
*bounces excitedly*
Tea and Thank You
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2018-04-27T23:37:23+00:00
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A sprecial thank you to all of my wonderful supporters on Patreon.

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User #2468408 - 30 Apr 18 18:39
Honey you are the best
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User #6485004 - 28 Apr 18 09:50
Yes you’re very lovely. However, don’t let it get to your head, you’re also very strange.
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User #6652450 - 28 Apr 18 20:24
True on both counts. You are a very wise grump.
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User #10055157 - 28 Apr 18 01:41
You could always have the awkward ghost comfort me during a paredolia episode in the morgue ... Cause I'm having one.? But this is helping.
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User #5700379 - 28 Apr 18 09:46
So, what if we love you, but are also wondering that the hell is wrong with you? β™₯
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User #7625129 - 28 Apr 18 09:29
You are amazing, Honey. You amaze me with how much energy, creativity, and just... life one person can contain.
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User #8574053 - 28 Apr 18 00:06
Reaper would never reap you Honey, don't worry lol. You are Supercaliswagalisticextremelyferocious
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User #5700379 - 28 Apr 18 09:19
I would never! Not even to get more awkward ghost.
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User #3144463 - 28 Apr 18 19:01
That is tempting though.
Livestream Update 2018-04-26T14:20:55+00:00

I am still getting everything on track and having to work until eight means that I will be shifting today's Livestream to the weekend.

This weekend we will be having livestreams at the following times:

Saturday 28th 16:00 BST

Sunday 29th 22:00 BST


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User #5700379 - 27 Apr 18 21:55
Nice! I'll try to make it :)
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User #10055157 - 26 Apr 18 14:23
Welp, I guess I'll see you (or rather, hear you) on Saturday!
Trigger Warning: Contains Honey Abuse 2018-04-25T20:19:59+00:00
*HITS HONEY!*

Stop getting so close to the microphone!

BAD HONEY! NO BISCUIT!

*takes teapot*

No tea for you until you learn.

I deserve that I just had to trash two erotic audios due to bump after uneditable bump.

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User #6485004 - 25 Apr 18 20:32
Got a tad into the role did you?
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User #10055157 - 25 Apr 18 20:22
At least you have that. I was staring at my microphone and the record button for a full 30 minutes chickening out of making a demo tape.
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β˜… auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:31
Oh I have been there too. *hugs*
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User #10417799 - 25 Apr 18 20:26
Wouldn’t the bumps make it more realistic...? (kitty can have a perverted mind as well)
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β˜… auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:31
I like the way you think, sweetness.
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User #7400996 - 25 Apr 18 21:05
Don't hit the honey! ? Don't starve yourself from tea and biscuits, that's too much of a punishment damn it! ?
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User #10417799 - 25 Apr 18 21:19
At least it wasn’t being forced to eat Oreos
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User #5700379 - 25 Apr 18 21:33
Now now Kitty. There is no need for that kind of profanity!
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User #8759696 - 25 Apr 18 22:17
Yeah, that is just cruel and unusual punishment....
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User #7400996 - 25 Apr 18 22:25
We should never utter that word, it only brings bad luck and an upset honey! ?
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User #10417799 - 25 Apr 18 22:30
Hence why I said it could have been worse than talking away the honey, tea and biscuits. I’d never wish for the O word
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:30
Sounds rather like one of those times when you could really use a cup of tea.
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β˜… auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:32
Alas she has stolen my teapot. *sob*
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:39
Tell her that I told her to give it back. I like my honey with tea.
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:43
(also: post the unedited audios)
How are we liking the new header?
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And we have a new bee as well!



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User #10055157 - 24 Apr 18 20:14
The Vox Propili agrees it's lovely! Sorry, I had to throw a bee and bioshock infinite reference in there but it is really nice.
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β˜… auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:26
Never apologise for Bioshock references.
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User #10055157 - 24 Apr 18 20:40
Speaking of which, did our community actually get a name?
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:32
I liked the old one better. This one's too bee-sy.
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β˜… auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:35
I see what you did there.
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User #9190387 - 24 Apr 18 21:51
You know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
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β˜… auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:35
Oooooh nicely done.
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User #3808924 - 24 Apr 18 20:15
Veruh noice.
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β˜… auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:26
Yay!
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User #7400996 - 24 Apr 18 20:50
It's pretty hiving great! ?
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β˜… auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:53
ZING!
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User #10417799 - 24 Apr 18 20:17
It’s.....sweet as honey ???
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β˜… auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:27
I see what you did there!
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