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I totally did not do this while covering a night shift at the office.

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User #19095059 - 4 Jan 20 05:52
Geez, don't give yourself a day off or anything :p
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User #8536610 - 4 Jan 20 08:47
If you keep this up people are going to think your a mature responsible adult!
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User #11377721 - 4 Jan 20 05:50
So much content! Thanks for all of it! ❤️
Tricked By A Heartbroken Android 🖤 Obsession 🖤 Revenge 🖤 AUDIO RP
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User #11377721 - 2 Jan 20 03:31
Why did I program you to feel pain!
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auralhoney - 2 Jan 20 03:46
I like to think that the creator didn't know how advanced her AI had become.
Honey's Descent into Madness 2019-11-24T13:44:08+00:00

Day three of no internet.

The banshee lays dead at my fee, but I can still hear his shrieks echoing off the walls.

I have cleaned under the bed.

I have called Virgin Media over ten bloody times and have been cut off six times.

No internet and no cable make Honey something something....

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User #15135308 - 24 Nov 19 13:49
Can’t wait for the news tonight! Girl stabs random people, because she had no internet.
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User #14204130 - 24 Nov 19 14:38
Sometimes technology sucks. I know what it's like.
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User #26887054 - 24 Nov 19 13:45
.......*puts down tea set and backs away slowly* .....crazy?
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User #10929857 - 24 Nov 19 13:55
Oh dear...
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User #10055157 - 24 Nov 19 13:45
Are there no other providers in your area?
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User #11377721 - 24 Nov 19 13:44
You should sue.
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User #19175962 - 24 Nov 19 15:30
Are you getting near to a state of breaking out the special emergency tea and custard creams?
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User #8536610 - 24 Nov 19 13:45
Go crazy?
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User #10530533 - 24 Nov 19 19:34
go crazy!!!
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User #16611681 - 24 Nov 19 13:53
Oh wow 0_0 Yea ive been down that route..no internet will drive a person crazy. Im sorry Honey
Still Sans Internet 2019-11-23T16:52:41+00:00

And slowly going crazy.

Crazier.

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User #20719702 - 23 Nov 19 22:24
Alexa's reluctance to switch on a light doesn't seem that bad compared to days without Internet.
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User #26887054 - 23 Nov 19 16:58
Hang in there Honey have some tea and a bisket
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User #14204130 - 23 Nov 19 16:54
I hope you've at least got an emergency stash of DVDs/Blu-Rays for your lack of Netflix. Don't worry Honey, it's going to be ok.
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User #14940756 - 23 Nov 19 17:02
Hey, so my previous abuser just forced himself back into my life. Can you recommend one of your acts to help me sleep?
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User #16611681 - 23 Nov 19 17:01
Oh boy :-/...slow internet truly sucks
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User #16145457 - 23 Nov 19 18:21
Slow internet is still better than no internet at all (which is the case here)
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User #11377721 - 23 Nov 19 17:44
I did not know you had Australian internet. 😛
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User #8536610 - 23 Nov 19 17:33
No internet and no tea makes honey go something something
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User #10530533 - 23 Nov 19 21:00
go crazy?
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User #8536610 - 24 Nov 19 00:37
"Don't mind if I doooo"
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User #2584204 - 23 Nov 19 16:57
Can we change the lyrics to "like a virgin" in a way to make fun of how shit virgin media is?
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User #15135308 - 23 Nov 19 16:55
Maybe you also get some nice food from your internet provider, after this shit
The Wonderful World of YouTube Comments 2019-01-19T13:53:56+00:00

I am so very used to the usual insults, death threats and blackmail bull shit, but this is something new.

Behold this jewel of a fucked up comment.

"Green Flamingo Entertainment 2 hours ago

Why is this jewess trying to enslave me. I swear, israel needs to just be nuked. Deporting these vampires isnt enough."

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!?!

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User #12610808 - 19 Jan 19 14:28
Damn, I'm really sorry this is happening to you Honey.? No matter what you do in life you're just always gonna get that one type of person who tries to make you feel down about yourself. Just try not to let it get in the way of your day or life and just relax.
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User #4135116 - 19 Jan 19 23:52
I didn't know you were Jewish. But seriously, that commenter has mental problems.
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User #16037662 - 19 Jan 19 19:28
What even prompts someone to say something like that ?
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User #5907346 - 19 Jan 19 15:03
That’s the chitter of a ill mannered child abandoned by their parents to the internet. Everything about that post is meant to get a reaction. Best to leave that sort to karma, it’ll come around at the time where it’s lesson will be maximally understood by such children and it won’t be a mere rap of a wooden spoon across the knuckles but a depositing into a deep and lonely pit... plenty of liquor bottles and self loathing down there though.
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auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:08
Oh hush!
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auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:08
An endless fight, unfortunately.
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User #15135308 - 19 Jan 19 13:55
Damn thats fucked up
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auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:03
It really is.
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User #4252015 - 19 Jan 19 14:12
Aw, crap. Sorrier than hell that you ever got exposed to that kind of twisted shit. If you can take any comfort from it, that asshat is probably on my side of the pond, not yours. Hate to say it, but we’re breeding a very special kind of evil-and-stupid over here.
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auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:13
Those kind of people are everywhere, sad but oh so very true.
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User #877964 - 19 Jan 19 14:04
Okay, that is fucked up, but uh, Honey? You might want to put some ""s around that comment up there. Now I know I'm an idiot and all, but I legit thought you were saying the jewess thing about someone commenting on your video until I clicked on the link.
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User #5700379 - 19 Jan 19 14:07
Haha. Now I'm imagining Honey saying this, and it kinda just makes me laugh.
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auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:08
Done! I did not even think. My sleep fogged brains was still trying to get itself around the trash fire that was the comment.
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User #14204130 - 19 Jan 19 14:33
I'm sorry Honey. This is terrible.
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User #5387106 - 19 Jan 19 18:40
Seriously fucked up.
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User #11166547 - 19 Jan 19 16:47
I've seen crazier, but yeah, the internet can truly be a dark place
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User #13341774 - 19 Jan 19 14:24
Bloody Hell, You Tube comments have reached a new low
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User #15244624 - 19 Jan 19 18:39
that's .. um.. just... ah... fuck, i don't know. whoever that is wants to lay off the internet for a while and maybe stop watching so many conspiracy videos while they're at it. the sad thing is i'm seeing more and more of this kind of stupid shit pop up in comment sections all over the you tube.
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User #13707504 - 20 Jan 19 15:53
As an Israeli citizen, a rabbi for a sister (who really gets a kick out of your content BTW), I simply cannot understand why . . . why you, Israelis, and vampires would be targeted in such an egregious way. Words have power. These things sadden me, but you always brighten my day. In case you don't hear it enough, Thank you for your content. It is more than mere entertainment.
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User #8574053 - 19 Jan 19 14:37
What the actual fuck?? Seriously some people need an arrow to the knee, then the temple.
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User #10055157 - 19 Jan 19 17:45
I can't find the comments. Perhaps it's better I don't.
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User #4830238 - 19 Jan 19 14:18
Uh what....
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auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:20
Exactly.
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User #5700379 - 19 Jan 19 14:02
What the... That is just so weird.
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auralhoney - 19 Jan 19 14:03
He did a tone of this bullshit. I just reported about 15 comments.
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User #5700379 - 19 Jan 19 14:08
Fighting the good fight.
Happy Wednesday! 2018-08-01T13:41:42+00:00

“Wednesday will never be lonely when it has days all around it.”
― Anthony T. Hincks
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User #11166547 - 1 Aug 18 18:23
Have a wonderful Wednesday!
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User #5700379 - 1 Aug 18 13:44
Thank you :) I hope yours is a good one!
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auralhoney - 1 Aug 18 14:58
Thank you, sweetness!
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User #5387106 - 2 Aug 18 01:13
Happy Wednesday :)
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User #4830238 - 1 Aug 18 13:48
Thank you! Same to you Honey!
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auralhoney - 1 Aug 18 14:59
Ta very muchy, sugar.
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User #4830238 - 1 Aug 18 15:03
*sips tea* thank you.
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User #10929857 - 1 Aug 18 15:05
Hope your feeling better and having a great day xx
Quotes on a Theme – Longing and Missing Someone 2018-07-21T23:40:46+00:00

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“I like the feeling of hunger for it reminds me of all those hundreds of months without you.

Missing you, thinking of you, like a friendly lonely thin tiger smelling the slip of a season into a new season.”

― Waylon H. Lewis, Things I Would Like To Do With You

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“When I am with you, I am invincible.

When I am with you, your kind and loving presence strengthen me down to my very core.

When I am with you, I finally know what heaven on earth feels like.

For when I am with you, I am the best I could be.

I'd rather walk through the burning coals of hell than enjoy comfort and luxury with someone else.

For life without you, is not life at all. I love you.”

― Laarni Venus Marie Giango

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“Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder’ was an idiot.

Absence makes a bitch go crazy.

― Toni Aleo, Taking Shots

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“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd - The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.”

― Fernando Pessoa

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“It's weird to feel like you miss someone you're not even sure you know.”

― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

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User #10991113 - 22 Jul 18 08:03
When I'm with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we're apart, days feel like years
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User #10055157 - 21 Jul 18 23:50
"Do you have my Soul?" "I don't think so, why?" "I feel an empty space inside, but only when you leave me.."
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auralhoney - 21 Jul 18 23:51
I know that feeling all too well.
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User #10055157 - 22 Jul 18 00:07
Sorry, just my little contribution to your bevy of quotes about missing someone. It's from a short story I wrote years ago about one of the last humans on earth and it's android protector. Problem was, neither one knew which was which due to an unforseen circumstance.
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Be warned this shit is loud!

Donald Trump comes calling and national security is going crazy, So many helicopters and sirens.

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User #6485004 - 12 Jul 18 22:40
Well you know Americans, not exactly known for their subtlety.
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User #10677879 - 14 Jul 18 21:07
What is this subtlety you speak of? That word isn't even in our vocabulary.
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User #4830238 - 12 Jul 18 22:28
Lol. Seriously. Fuck trump. And that's coming from a patriotic American.
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auralhoney - 12 Jul 18 22:33
It is either him or an Oreo conspiracy.
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User #4830238 - 12 Jul 18 22:35
I'll take the oreo conspiracy....I for one love our oreo overlords
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User #9190387 - 12 Jul 18 22:44
Of course, after all, some hoodlum could be walking around with a potato peeler ready to shank him.
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User #3589520 - 12 Jul 18 23:39
Oh damn, this was only an hour ago. Shame I’m living in Wales and couldn’t see him - meeting that man would be tremendous, believe me...
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User #8776014 - 13 Jul 18 13:58
Oh , hey I watch Philip Defranco as well.
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User #10055157 - 12 Jul 18 22:30
Well that sucks. Even Trump is interfering with my hopeful perfect conditions....
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auralhoney - 12 Jul 18 22:34
The noise is unbelievable... Unless they are actually coming for me. Oh shit.
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User #10055157 - 12 Jul 18 22:35
Trump Doesn't care much for Oreos either, you're being recruited for their decimation team.
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User #6064925 - 15 Jul 18 02:27
It’s not Tumps fault. If Hillary was president it would be the same. I’m Not a fan of either person. Cheers
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User #13499974 - 7 May 19 15:00
It would be even worse, my friend.
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Being honest about the negative effects that recording can have and a little advice regarding being safe for anyone who is thinking of recording.

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User #131004 - 28 Jun 18 13:05
*sigh* life would be better if humans weren’t quite so inhuman. Stay safe okay? You being healthy and happy is the most important consideration for us.
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User #8915904 - 28 Jun 18 14:52
well *sigh*, I am not an asmr recorder or like that ... but I am a fat youtuber (so-called youtuber don't even have 250 subs) but I do post videos online & I have been posting these for more than like 4 years but only have 1 channel which was made 1 year ago because all other 3 I had to delete (I wish I didn't cause I had almost 5k subs), Bullying is just not good at all & and it is the worst when the person who is bullying you online, you actually know him in irl. and I finally got over it now he can say whatever about me now, but the thing is I actually think he won or whatever idk cause you know I had 5k subs now it's like 200 well, lesson learned if you know a bully irl BEAT HIS ASS or whatever. I just confronted him in person.
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User #884577 - 28 Jun 18 15:29
*sigh* there's always at least one jackass, isn't there?
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User #6652450 - 28 Jun 18 12:22
One of the reasons why I stopped doing my twitch streams was the fear of this. This sucks.
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User #5700379 - 28 Jun 18 12:47
God fucking dammit, I am so sorry to hear that. :(
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User #7625129 - 28 Jun 18 17:38
I know that I personally have tendency to come across as a troll. That has happened on numerous occasions. It makes me feel bad.
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User #10055157 - 28 Jun 18 11:57
I know you're not looking for pity or anything but I'm sorry that you have to deal with people like that. Hoping for calmer days for you.
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User #10929857 - 28 Jun 18 17:05
X I’m sorry this happens :( love and hugs
Bloody Wednesday 2018-06-27T10:33:12+00:00

And Honey is seriously grumpy.

Hope your Wednesday is going better than mine, Honeybees.

“That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

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User #8574053 - 27 Jun 18 16:59
Wednesday is one of those days... it's a tease of the weekend, but it's still so far away. Hope your day gets better.
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User #10311423 - 27 Jun 18 18:46
Well, I hope you have a lovely day.
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User #5700379 - 27 Jun 18 10:58
The usual here I suppose. Could be worse, could definitely be better. :P
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auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 11:04
Would a hug make it better? *HUGS*
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User #5700379 - 27 Jun 18 11:38
Thank you. Hugs make everything better :)
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User #8920368 - 27 Jun 18 13:00
Nice
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User #6485004 - 27 Jun 18 10:36
Would you like to burn something? I know that always puts you in a better mood?
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User #10929857 - 27 Jun 18 10:37
Fire makes everything better
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User #3144463 - 27 Jun 18 10:41
Might I humbly recommend trying different accelerants, some can make the fire change colour. The purple is especially pleasant. Not that I have any first hand knowledge of such, just hearsay and rumours you understand.
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auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 10:43
I got told off last time I did that. Apparently Oreo pyres set off the fire alarm and the firemen were less than impressed.
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auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 10:43
Fire and tea are near heavenly indeed.
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auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 10:44
Sure.....we believe you.
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User #6485004 - 27 Jun 18 10:45
Simple solution. Burn the firemen as well.
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User #3144463 - 27 Jun 18 10:52
Simpler less murdery solution, burn the fire alarms first. Unless you want to explain to all those people that buy the firefighter calendars why this years is cancelled. I wish you luck, the scorn of a jilted, secretly pining woman is a terrifying thing.
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User #6485004 - 27 Jun 18 10:54
Oi If they didn't want to be set on fire, they shouldn't call them self firemen.
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auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 11:05
I tried that. They have an annoying habit of putting each other out. Pisses me off when they make the fire go out.
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auralhoney - 27 Jun 18 11:06
But less murder equals less fun.
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User #6652450 - 27 Jun 18 12:03
No, not really. Still feeling rubbish. Ugh. Hope the rest of your week gets better :)
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User #929252 - 27 Jun 18 12:37
I send you hugs, Honey. Soft and close. As long as you need them.
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Happy Monday, Honeybees!inld any of you like to join me on setting a bunch of shit on fire?

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“Monday is the day that I start counting down to the weekend.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

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User #8920368 - 26 Jun 18 21:29
should
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User #6485004 - 25 Jun 18 12:24
You know me, I’m a born arsonist. Although come on, the weather is already boiling without adding fire to the mix.
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User #10929857 - 25 Jun 18 12:29
? fire good ? I’ll bring the sausages
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User #10055157 - 25 Jun 18 12:11
I'll bring Marshmallows!
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User #10059839 - 25 Jun 18 12:29
Sounds like a plan
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User #7160818 - 26 Jun 18 22:39
I’ll bring the beer for the fire and the gasoline for a nice cold drink
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User #11166547 - 25 Jun 18 18:51
Perhaps the Oreo factory?
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User #10677879 - 25 Jun 18 12:12
We could make s'mores. I'm down.
It Is a Funny Thing 2018-06-17T23:15:40+00:00

Difficulty recording roleplays means that I am actually thinking of trying things that I have always put off. Namely the geeky rambles and maybe game play.

Actually recorded the ramble and it took all of five minutes to get fan girl hate in my inbox. Which strangely made me feel better about posting it.

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User #9572441 - 17 Jun 18 23:20
Record what you enjoy recording honey. We"ll support you in all your future endeavors. Even though I've never watched doctor who, I enjoyed hearing your thoughts about it. Keep up the good work.
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User #10055157 - 17 Jun 18 23:18
Well that was slightly expected. You put your doubts about something and immediately the world thinks you're unreasonable. Don't worry Honey, I couldn't honestly and whole heartedly agree with you more about movies, games and Doctor Who.
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User #3241812 - 18 Jun 18 00:12
Fandom has always been about people being passionate about their favorite shows. You made a well-thought out and reasoned argument. If we still can't talk about Doctor Who and critique it and have our concerns about it just because the new Doctor is a woman, that doesn't feel like progress to me. Progress is when we can subject a female character or actor to the same scrutiny as a male and not have it be second-guessed. This applies to both less scrutiny as well as more.
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User #3589520 - 18 Jun 18 00:37
Hahahah, fantastic! Got ‘em triggered like heck
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User #3736755 - 17 Jun 18 23:35
The way I see it, if you're not pissing someone off, you're not doing something right. ? You keep doing what makes you happy. Those that are true will still support you no matter what. ?
Talk Geeky to Me - Do We Really Need a Female Doctor Who?
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User #3241812 - 17 Jun 18 23:57
I agree pretty much all you said. During the Capaldi years, I felt my interest in the show waning. It's not that Capaldi isn't a great actor. And his Doctor was kind of a throwback to cranky doctors of the past. But the writing was bad in a lot of cases. While he was still the Doctor, I found myself hoping that the show would return more to the formula of the last three doctors. Sometimes I wondered if there would actually be another Doctor, because the show seemed to be struggling, both on screen and and in the ratings, or behind the scenes. If there was going to be another Doctor, the pressure was going to really be on them, because they could be the last Doctor. Now, as you suggest, that pressure is magnified because the next Doctor is a woman, and she's going to have to absolutely be spot-on on her performance. No matter what, there are going to be people that hate her regardless because she's a woman. On the other hand, there's going to be people that will love her, only because she's a woman. Neither seems right to me. I also feel like we can't really discuss this upcoming Doctor as we would past ones, because criticism is seen as being sexist. My default in the past was always to mourn the loss of the previous Doctor, and be kind of concerned about the new one. Generally, they'd win me over on the first episode or two, although with Capaldi it literally took me about three seasons. Now any concerns I raise about the new Doctor (even if they were the same I expressed for every previous Doctor I've been around for) is held against me. The end result is that I'm not even sure if I want to watch the new Doctor Who when it comes back. There won't be that chance to honestly talk about the show. without it turning into something political.
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User #2743947 - 17 Jun 18 22:44
Does it have to be a matter of "need"? Technically, we don't "need" Doctor Who AT ALL, but it's there because many people enjoy it. Did we "need" a female Master? Not necessarily, but I think the character of Missy did justice to the spirit of the Master. If the showrunners create great stories for the new Doctor, pretty soon the gender won't matter and we'll just be watching the Doctor, rather than the "female" Doctor.
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auralhoney - 17 Jun 18 22:50
Not at all. I have just spent too much time going down the rabbit hole.
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auralhoney - 17 Jun 18 22:52
I really hope that great writing pushes it beyond the Doctor's gender. Episodes written Chris Chibnall make me a little concerned about how strong the writing will be.
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User #2743947 - 17 Jun 18 23:00
I do too. Chibnall's episodes of DW weren't exactly the strongest during the 10th and 11th Doctor's years, and while he did good work on Torchwood, that was a series with a very different tone and audience demographic. He was very successful with Broadchurch and season one of Law & Order UK, but again, totally different target audience. We'll have to hope that the other writers coming in to work on individual episodes will keep the show going strong.
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User #10991113 - 17 Jun 18 23:54
Doctor Who is one of my favorite tv shows Ive watched all the episodes from the very beginning. And i am looking forward to seeing where they will continue to go and take the doctor
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User #8574053 - 17 Jun 18 23:50
My issue with gender swap or any kind of swap is "are we doing it to pander to a select group?" Or "are we doing this because character progression dictates this is where this character's story takes them?" As for strong female characters, my favorite companion ever in the TARDIS is the wonderful Sarah Jane Smith. She interacted with 4 different doctors and was always able to hold her own. The sass factor, the compassion, and especially in "School Reunion" the hurt/anger she had.
4 Honeypot Audios Down... 2018-06-06T23:46:48+00:00

And one to go!

Bit worried about them, but if they turn out to be substandard I promise to rerecord them.

Wish me luck with Questionable Professionalism.

Edit: I never realised how hard it is to be sexy when your default setting is muppet. So awkward.

Edit: The cringe is real.

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User #7248394 - 7 Jun 18 00:07
Hey, awkward can be sexy
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User #6652450 - 6 Jun 18 23:52
I think you put yourself down too much. Maybe this isn't the best time for a hug, but I want to say that I really enjoy your new audios as much as your previous ones, and I am sure the honeypot ones will be great as well!
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User #10055157 - 6 Jun 18 23:49
I wager you the fan art of your choice that they are much better than you say!
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User #5700379 - 7 Jun 18 07:49
I'm sure they'll be absolutely fine. Always have been :)
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User #10929857 - 7 Jun 18 12:28
Always look forward to hearing your audios they will be great :) x
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User #9572441 - 4 Jun 18 20:10
I think I speak for all of us when I say, take all the time you need honey. Take a week. Take a month. Take as long as you need to make sure you are in a good place mentally. We'll all be here to welcome you back when you're ready.
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User #5387106 - 5 Jun 18 00:57
How you feel is much more important than a few days of audios. Please take care of yourself! Wish there was something we could do to help.
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User #7625129 - 4 Jun 18 22:33
And suddenly I don't care about the audios. I just want you to be happy. I wish I could help. Would a *hug* be inappropriate?
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User #4830238 - 4 Jun 18 20:25
That's fine darlin'. Take whatever time you need. Well be here to support
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User #10929857 - 4 Jun 18 21:13
Take your time, looki after yourself that’s more important than giving us content we love you and want the best for you. Take your time we’ll all still be here for you xx
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User #5700379 - 5 Jun 18 02:51
7 people have said it already, but I'll chime in anyway. Take whatever time you need. We love you, and we'll see you on the other side. I hope. Lots of hugs!
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User #10055157 - 4 Jun 18 19:52
Thank you for being brave enough to do something that I just couldn't do. Do what you need to. The best thing about having patience like a stone, A little rain won't give me much trouble. More art soon John
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User #929252 - 4 Jun 18 20:06
I've come to caring quite a lot about you, Honey, as I just commented in YouTube as well. Memory is tricky stuff, unpredictable and, sometimes, unfair. Don't blame yourself for that, please. Don't look for things you could've done to prevent it. It was too much. That's not being a victim, is being overwhelmed at a time nobody has resources. Hugs, Honey. Take whatever time you need. Your openness is an inspiration to me. Please understand me well when I tell you: I love you. Yep, an English is teaching openness to a Spanish. Nationality doesn't mean shit.
Cuddle Karaoke Request Post 2018-06-03T18:12:36+00:00

Are there any songs that you would particularly like to hear completely and utterly butchered?

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User #10311423 - 3 Jun 18 20:47
Toto Africa
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User #884577 - 3 Jun 18 18:24
Someone to watch over me
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:29
Yandere Honey sings? Just joking not even she would be as cruel as to to sing
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:16
Verge
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:27
Now this could could get messy.
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:15 - revision 2
Feelin’ it
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:15
Feelin’ it
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:27
Feeling the pain of my singing.
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User #7160818 - 3 Jun 18 20:50
Perfect by Alanis Morissette, or Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright would be sweet :)
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User #4830238 - 3 Jun 18 18:18
Ramona by beck
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:28
I am going to absolutely ruin it.
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User #929252 - 3 Jun 18 18:25
Flying, by Anathema
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:29
I have no idea how it would sound, but I really run to sing this.
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User #6485004 - 3 Jun 18 18:16
Killing me softly with his song.
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:27
Only not so softly when it comes to my singing.
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User #929252 - 3 Jun 18 19:03
Hahaha
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User #6175697 - 3 Jun 18 18:25 - revision 2
Opening theme to Duck Tales ?
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User #4087773 - 4 Jun 18 06:36
This ones out there, but Techno Fan by the Wombats.
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User #10055157 - 3 Jun 18 18:28
I have a few: "Won't you Be My Neighbor" by Fred Rodgers sung as Yandere Honey "Friend is a Four Letter Word" by Cake And since I sang to you like a Muppet, "Moving Right Along" by the Muppets
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:30
I worry about you.
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User #10055157 - 3 Jun 18 18:46
Why? I'm only mildly Batty.
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User #6175697 - 3 Jun 18 18:25
Opening theme to Duck Tales ?
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:29
I know all the words!
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:43
On the list, sugar. My other comments were just me playing. Pays to have a sense of humour with my singing. That and a cuppa
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:54
All of me-john legend Shut up and dance-walk the moon Honey im good-Andy Grammer Waiting for love-avicii
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User #10311423 - 3 Jun 18 20:54
Hocus pocus by Focus
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User #3144463 - 4 Jun 18 01:39
With or without the flute?
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User #10311423 - 4 Jun 18 17:59
If she has one
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User #8574053 - 3 Jun 18 19:53
Something I think you would excel at. Fever by Peggy Lee. Something smokey, retro, and bombshell
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User #9190387 - 3 Jun 18 22:08
How about some more Beatles? I Want to Hold Your Hand is a great one.
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:40 - revision 2
Verge by owl city and feelin’ it by scotty McCreery
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User #10929857 - 3 Jun 18 18:25
Take me home country roads
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auralhoney - 3 Jun 18 18:30
Honey ruins all the classics.
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User #10929857 - 3 Jun 18 18:41
Hardly ruining ??
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User #10929857 - 3 Jun 18 18:41 - revision 2
Hardly ruining ??
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User #6652450 - 3 Jun 18 19:12
+1
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:40
Verge by owl city and feelin’ it by scotty McCreery
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User #10991113 - 3 Jun 18 18:42
Body like a back road by Sam Hunt
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User #10055157 - 4 Jun 18 14:27
Raise Hell by DOROTHY maybe?
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Anything that you would to ask me or anything that you would like for me to say?

Either comment or send me a message if you are shy.

Remember that you are wonderful and thank you so much for all of your support.

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User #9190387 - 1 Jun 18 19:44
What jelly/jam goes best on toast?
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User #5387106 - 2 Jun 18 00:32
It sounds like you've had a tough few weeks. How are you doing? For what it's worth, you're awesome :)
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User #10929857 - 1 Jun 18 20:04
Not really got a good question but just a deep hearted thank you for being you and your hard work, you being so much joy to many people :), so thank you and as you say in your videos don’t be so hard on yourself for little mistakes we all love you and I know it’s hard and a very do as I say not as I do thing but don’t be hard on yourself you are amazing :)
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User #10311423 - 1 Jun 18 20:03
I would like to know if you have a pet, if so what's its name, if not would you like to own one?
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User #8536610 - 2 Jun 18 00:26
What's your favourite type of audio to make or does it change depending on your mood?
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User #11069120 - 2 Jun 18 14:53
Haven't really got a question as such, just have to say thank you for taking the time to record as much as you do, with such thought and quality as each time I have received a notification of a new audio it never ceases to make my day immeasurably better and I can confidently say that I am not the only one whos day you make better. Ookay a question then, custard creme or the tea biscuit?
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User #131004 - 1 Jun 18 19:47
Do we have a name as a community? We are Honey's whats?
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User #8795189 - 1 Jun 18 19:44
Hello lovely Honey! I’d like to ask about your listening habits, if you ever get time! Who do you like listening to, for music, ASMR, any audio content! Your work makes a big difference to so many people, thank you for sharing your talent with us all! X
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User #929252 - 1 Jun 18 19:59
What languages do you speak or interest you, our Gracious Honeyness?
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User #7625129 - 1 Jun 18 23:55
You recently talk about your experience on reddit. What would a reddit experience idealy be like for you? And what did you mean by reddit feeling claustrophobic?
Sad Honeypot? 2018-06-01T18:47:11+00:00

The May Audio Honeypot selection form when out last night to your email address, but no one has selected any audios.

Honeypot is sad and so has resent the link via the Patreon messaging system.

Happy Honeypot?

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User #4830238 - 1 Jun 18 18:56
See it. Sorry i missed it
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auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
Glad that it made there finally.
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User #66765 - 1 Jun 18 19:08
I got two emails with links then a message that said forget the second one...so I did. Sorry, should be complete now though.
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auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:16
All good, sugar.
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User #66765 - 1 Jun 18 19:21
I will say, I've never considered the work muppet as an insult until recently...and I'm still not sure I do. Then again I'm a big Muppets fan, so I may have a bit of a bias.
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User #10929857 - 1 Jun 18 19:59
Found it
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User #929252 - 1 Jun 18 19:15
Thanks, I didn't receive the original Patreon message. I'm sorry you had to work extra.
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auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:16
All part of my muppet service.
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User #10055157 - 1 Jun 18 18:51
I didn't receive any message... Wierd. Although I'm still sweating bullets over actually singing and recording it.
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auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
I know that feeling, sugar.
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User #6652450 - 1 Jun 18 20:57
Weird, I didn't see the first one come in... Maybe Google has a mind of its own :O Responded to the second one, thanks for sending it out hun!
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User #10055157 - 1 Jun 18 18:55
Oh there it is!
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auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
PHEW!
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User #10311423 - 1 Jun 18 19:08
Got one now.
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auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:16
I am happy to hear that.
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User #5700379 - 1 Jun 18 19:04
Aw, poor Honeypot :(
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auralhoney - 1 Jun 18 19:17
A cup of tea and all will be right with it.
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User #8574053 - 1 Jun 18 19:39
You know I instant submit stiff when I get it, never got any link till this afternoon... sorry Honeypot is so sad... :` (
You Spot a Honey Update in the Wild
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User #7625129 - 31 May 18 23:00
Between the choice of an audio or no audio, I'll choose the audio. Even if it's nothing else than an update like this. I quite like these diary type audios, actually. But, like Richard said, please don't burn yourself out. That would make me feel really guilty. You keep amazing me with how industrious and hard working you are.
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:09
Enjoy your night off. I got some knockout fan art to work on for you.
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User #8574053 - 31 May 18 21:12
The only way you frustrate us Luv is when you are so hard on yourself and run yourself so ragged. Take some time for you and stop apologizing. We will all be here for the long haul with you.
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User #5700379 - 31 May 18 22:07
Couldn't have said it better myself, so I wont attempt to. :P
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User #10929857 - 31 May 18 21:30
Ahh please don’t burn yourself out. We will always stick with you and not just for your daily content and as everyone is saying don’t be hard on yourself and you haven’t let anyone down, look after yourself we all love you *runs to put Honeys kettle on*
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User #6652450 - 31 May 18 22:50
Please don't be silly. There has been nothing you have done or not done which has disappointed/frustrated us or let us down. I can't comment from others but I will give you feedback where I can. Just promise me you will take time out? It sounds like you're getting worked up which is making you ill :(
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:11
*external Mantra* Milk isn't first Milk isn't first Milk isn't first....
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User #5387106 - 1 Jun 18 03:17
You're not letting anyone down! Your health, physical and mental, comes first! Enjoy your night :)
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User #7400996 - 1 Jun 18 00:30
Don't be silly, you've never let us down! I am concerned that you're pushing yourself a little too hard though, if you need to take a day or two off then do it, if you need to take a week off, then do it! Don't stress yourself out too much when it comes to putting out audios, you've given us so many audios already. Your well-being is more important, please remember that! :)
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:08
You've never let me down, Wobble and Hiccup maybe, but not let down.
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auralhoney - 31 May 18 21:09
Sometimes it does not feel like it.
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User #10055157 - 31 May 18 21:06
Oh darlin' have some dinner!
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auralhoney - 31 May 18 21:07
I will get there!
Honey Is a Muppet – An Update Wrapped in an Audio
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A little update about how mistakes can suck unbelievably, but it is what happens afterwards that really matters.

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User #5700379 - 29 May 18 13:33
That really does suck :( Best of luck you adorable muppet, hope you get everything back ok!
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auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:22
Looks like I will be able to salvage some of the videos. The majority of the recover audio seems to be partial though. :(
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User #8574053 - 29 May 18 12:37
How dare the reasonable and caring listener be reasonable and caring! *offers some fresh baked snickerdoodle cookies to go with the tea from Grumpy*
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auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:23
The sheer bloody cheek!
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User #8574053 - 29 May 18 16:26
Sometimes cheeky is just what Muppets need. ???
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User #10929857 - 29 May 18 16:40
:( hope you can get a lot of it back sucks more hugs
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auralhoney - 31 May 18 15:31
So far as i can see it would appear that all the files are partial in nature.... FUCK!
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User #6485004 - 29 May 18 12:31
*hands you a cup of tea and a hammer*
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auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:20
Don't encourage me, sweetness.
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User #929252 - 29 May 18 13:50
I'm so sorry, Honey. Your content is still online, you can download your own stuff for work and safety. You're awesome. A huge hug.
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auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:25
Awwwww thank you. Hugs make everything better.
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User #10055157 - 29 May 18 12:40
Were I in character, I'd give you a big hug and remind you that You are the only part of the audio that matters. Then I'd go off and get you tea. And then, we could start fixing everything. And Me out of Character: "Is there Anything I can do to help?"
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auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:24
Reminding me that I am in need of another cup of tea, is more than enough, sweetness.
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User #7625129 - 29 May 18 22:57
That's... that's terrible! :( Ok, sometimes you make a mistake that does warrant beating yourself up over. A bit. Not for too long. Because we still love you. And no, you didn't lose most of what mekes you Honey. I hope the recovery program yield positive results.
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auralhoney - 31 May 18 15:31
Not looking too bright, but I am just going to try and move forwards.
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User #7625129 - 31 May 18 16:54
A great treasure is lost to us all.
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User #5387106 - 30 May 18 01:40
That's brutal, I'm sorry! Best of luck with the recovery program. If you do end up losing anything (fingers crossed that you don't), I'm sure you'll eventually replace it with something even better.
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auralhoney - 31 May 18 15:34
You are too sweet, sugar. Thank you very much.
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User #5387106 - 1 Jun 18 02:48
You're welcome!
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User #6652450 - 29 May 18 12:29
You are definitely a muppet. A wonderful muppet nonetheless.
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auralhoney - 29 May 18 16:20
The cuteness had to come from somewhere.
What the fuck? 2018-05-20T12:52:45+00:00

Why are my videos on Porn Hub?

Seriously...what the ever loving fuck?

They are all spliced as well.

So weird.

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User #5700379 - 20 May 18 12:57
Because people are thieving assholes. And you know, because some of them are pretty hot? :p or is it the sweet stuff? In which case that is pretty weird o.O
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User #6652450 - 20 May 18 13:04
Yeah that's not good at all. Anything you can do?
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:47
Report it, but given that it is just audio it will not do much.
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User #7400996 - 20 May 18 12:57
I find this not very surprising! ? Lots of ASMR creators get their content posted on porn websites. Humans are weird!
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:47
I know they do, I just don't see why they would want mine.
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User #8574053 - 21 May 18 03:25
I know I'm late to the party but I went through and reported the username and flagged the vids i could find. (Edit: apparently they have been on there for over 7 months.... along with alot of others.)
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:49
I saw that. I had never thought to look there before, because there is not way that anyone would put my stuff on there. I mean have they actually listened to my audios?
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User #5613239 - 20 May 18 16:02
well now that's not cool sorry some one betrayed your trust like that.
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:49
Sad to sad that I have kind of gotten used to it by now.
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User #10311423 - 20 May 18 13:56
Cant you reach out to them to take the video's down?
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:50
I have reported them, but I dare say it will not be too long until they are reuploaded.
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User #10929857 - 20 May 18 12:56
Some people
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:46
Some people are just so damn strange.
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User #7160818 - 20 May 18 12:59
It’s probably cause your voice is that amazing. And British. Plus yeah people are weird
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:47
Eeeeek! Cue furious blushing.
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User #10677879 - 21 May 18 22:19
You could actually watch the assholes and take note of how much traffic your videos are getting, see if there's a market there for you. If there is you create your own official account, have their content taken down and build your stuff in their market. I believe pornhub gives their creators ad revenue, or at least they used to. But tube style porn videos are a good way to bring traffic to your other sites, say if you had a site dedicated to your erotic audios. Or if you had other merchandise etc.
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auralhoney - 26 May 18 13:39
It is a weird thing. I just have this strange disconnect between the audios i record and what i would consider to be actual porn. I don't see my audios as being actively sexy.
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User #6485004 - 20 May 18 13:17
The real question is of course, what fucking categories would you put it in?
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auralhoney - 21 May 18 20:50
Any one that has the slightest bit to do with biscuits.
Girlfriend Roleplay ? Amazing ? Proposal ? Adoration ? No Sense of Direction
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User #10929857 - 13 May 18 23:27
Lovely just lovely
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User #6485004 - 14 May 18 00:52
Bloody lovely. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
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User #5700379 - 14 May 18 18:53
Aw, that was just so adorable! :D Loved it
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User #6652450 - 14 May 18 22:22
D'awww look at you! So cute!
Mermaid Song  - 1 Hour
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User #8574053 - 9 May 18 23:35
So a hour of Honey singing and luring us to our "doom"... I'm down. ^_^
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User #7625129 - 10 May 18 07:13
It works for falling asleep to. I tested.
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User #10055157 - 9 May 18 23:08
Thanks Honey, But I'm quite 'entranced' enough by your voice. ???
Just little Update!
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2018-05-04T18:51:07+00:00
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Update about the Patreon charging problem and why Honey is a slow learning moron.

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User #5700379 - 6 May 18 16:31
Bad Honey! >( No more going back to hell!
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User #5387106 - 5 May 18 00:55
Happy Friday :). Spending time in hell isn't high up on my priority list, but it sounds like you got some closure. Good for you, although I hear detoxing from the brimstone isn't a fun time. Have a great weekend!
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User #10055157 - 4 May 18 19:02
Glad to hear it's going to work itself out. I can wait for Patreon and Edward to give me the audios so no stress from me. I'll just keep pumping out fan art since work is now trying to stop me from listening to it.
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User #6485004 - 4 May 18 19:08
It’ll be a challenge but I’m sure I could find a way to burn hell to the ground so you’re not tempted to return again. Just give the order.
Charging Issue Update 2018-05-02T22:59:33+00:00

Apparently if you have received you usual PayPal/Patreon payment receipts then your charges have gone through successfully. The issue is on Patreon's end and charging information should update through the next few days.

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User #10055157 - 2 May 18 23:01
Oh good. But are you getting your money soon? Should we do anything further to help?
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User #10417799 - 2 May 18 23:31
Sorry Patreon is being a shit now. Hope it sorts out.
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User #5700379 - 4 May 18 12:02
My card was charged today, so everything seems to be fine on my end. :)
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User #5387106 - 2 May 18 23:20
Great, must be a bit of a headache (and maybe a small heart-attack) on your end though, sorry!
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User #5613239 - 3 May 18 06:36
mine went threw as usual got my bill from patreon and it said that my pledges went in. so I don't know.
Potential Charging Issue 2018-05-02T21:47:14+00:00

So over 50 percent of current pledges are showing as having declined, but I know at least one patron is seeing that their "declined" pledge has been charged successfully.

Could I just ask you to all check to see whether you have experienced any issues with regard to Patreon charging.

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User #10417799 - 2 May 18 21:49
I got the receipt for my charges going through on Monday. And got the notification on Patreon. Hopefully that means it’s gone through.
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User #6652450 - 2 May 18 21:49
I received my patreon invoice and did not get any notice of payment failures. I always have enough funds in my account but it sounds like the issue might be patreon itself?
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User #3736755 - 2 May 18 21:57
Everything seems fine from my end. Charges posted with no problem.
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User #4830238 - 2 May 18 21:50
Got mine
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User #8574053 - 2 May 18 22:06
Got my receipt and the funds are gone out of my account so I should be good.
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User #10055157 - 2 May 18 21:49
I have my receipt from yesterday. If there is a problem with mine, I don't know where it is.
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User #8561059 - 2 May 18 21:54
All good on my end.
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User #5700379 - 2 May 18 22:06
Everything looks fine here. I got an invoice and no notifcation of any problems. My card has not been charged yet however, but that doesn't seem unusual. A quick scan on my bank account shows that I'm usually charged around the 4th to 6th in the month, but it varies a bit. I remember another content creator writing a post about something similar a while back, she was understandably pissed that a lot of people had cancelled their pledges. But it turned out to be a Patreon issue and everything was fine. Better keep an eye on it though.
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User #10311423 - 2 May 18 21:53
Mine says it went through fine. I've checked paypal aswell. Maybe it is a patreon issue?
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User #4389474 - 2 May 18 22:09
Received both an email and confirmation notice that it went thru for me. Hope you can get it cleared up.
Night Librarian Sequel Coming Soon!
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2018-04-29T15:49:39+00:00
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User #7400996 - 29 Apr 18 18:01
Can't wait! ?
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User #10311423 - 29 Apr 18 15:54
I was the one who suggested this idea and I can't wait. I am really, really stoked to see what you did with it but i'm sure it is going to be amazing.
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auralhoney - 29 Apr 18 16:21
*starts to fret*
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User #10055157 - 29 Apr 18 15:57
Even though I'm not fond of vampires, I have made a piece of fan art. I will link it here soon.
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auralhoney - 29 Apr 18 16:22
No way!!!!
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User #10055157 - 29 Apr 18 16:25
attatching to community now....
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auralhoney - 29 Apr 18 16:26
*bounces excitedly*
Tea and Thank You
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2018-04-27T23:37:23+00:00
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A sprecial thank you to all of my wonderful supporters on Patreon.

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User #2468408 - 30 Apr 18 18:39
Honey you are the best
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User #6485004 - 28 Apr 18 09:50
Yes you’re very lovely. However, don’t let it get to your head, you’re also very strange.
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User #6652450 - 28 Apr 18 20:24
True on both counts. You are a very wise grump.
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User #10055157 - 28 Apr 18 01:41
You could always have the awkward ghost comfort me during a paredolia episode in the morgue ... Cause I'm having one.? But this is helping.
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User #5700379 - 28 Apr 18 09:46
So, what if we love you, but are also wondering that the hell is wrong with you? ♥
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User #7625129 - 28 Apr 18 09:29
You are amazing, Honey. You amaze me with how much energy, creativity, and just... life one person can contain.
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User #8574053 - 28 Apr 18 00:06
Reaper would never reap you Honey, don't worry lol. You are Supercaliswagalisticextremelyferocious
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User #5700379 - 28 Apr 18 09:19
I would never! Not even to get more awkward ghost.
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User #3144463 - 28 Apr 18 19:01
That is tempting though.
Livestream Update 2018-04-26T14:20:55+00:00

I am still getting everything on track and having to work until eight means that I will be shifting today's Livestream to the weekend.

This weekend we will be having livestreams at the following times:

Saturday 28th 16:00 BST

Sunday 29th 22:00 BST


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User #5700379 - 27 Apr 18 21:55
Nice! I'll try to make it :)
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User #10055157 - 26 Apr 18 14:23
Welp, I guess I'll see you (or rather, hear you) on Saturday!
Trigger Warning: Contains Honey Abuse 2018-04-25T20:19:59+00:00
*HITS HONEY!*

Stop getting so close to the microphone!

BAD HONEY! NO BISCUIT!

*takes teapot*

No tea for you until you learn.

I deserve that I just had to trash two erotic audios due to bump after uneditable bump.

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User #6485004 - 25 Apr 18 20:32
Got a tad into the role did you?
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User #10055157 - 25 Apr 18 20:22
At least you have that. I was staring at my microphone and the record button for a full 30 minutes chickening out of making a demo tape.
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auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:31
Oh I have been there too. *hugs*
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User #10417799 - 25 Apr 18 20:26
Wouldn’t the bumps make it more realistic...? (kitty can have a perverted mind as well)
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auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:31
I like the way you think, sweetness.
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User #7400996 - 25 Apr 18 21:05
Don't hit the honey! ? Don't starve yourself from tea and biscuits, that's too much of a punishment damn it! ?
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User #10417799 - 25 Apr 18 21:19
At least it wasn’t being forced to eat Oreos
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User #5700379 - 25 Apr 18 21:33
Now now Kitty. There is no need for that kind of profanity!
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User #8759696 - 25 Apr 18 22:17
Yeah, that is just cruel and unusual punishment....
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User #7400996 - 25 Apr 18 22:25
We should never utter that word, it only brings bad luck and an upset honey! ?
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User #10417799 - 25 Apr 18 22:30
Hence why I said it could have been worse than talking away the honey, tea and biscuits. I’d never wish for the O word
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:30
Sounds rather like one of those times when you could really use a cup of tea.
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auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:32
Alas she has stolen my teapot. *sob*
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:39
Tell her that I told her to give it back. I like my honey with tea.
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:43
(also: post the unedited audios)
How are we liking the new header?
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And we have a new bee as well!



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User #10055157 - 24 Apr 18 20:14
The Vox Propili agrees it's lovely! Sorry, I had to throw a bee and bioshock infinite reference in there but it is really nice.
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:26
Never apologise for Bioshock references.
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User #10055157 - 24 Apr 18 20:40
Speaking of which, did our community actually get a name?
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:32
I liked the old one better. This one's too bee-sy.
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auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:35
I see what you did there.
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User #9190387 - 24 Apr 18 21:51
You know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
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auralhoney - 25 Apr 18 20:35
Oooooh nicely done.
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User #3808924 - 24 Apr 18 20:15
Veruh noice.
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:26
Yay!
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User #7400996 - 24 Apr 18 20:50
It's pretty hiving great! ?
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:53
ZING!
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User #10417799 - 24 Apr 18 20:17
It’s.....sweet as honey ???
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 20:27
I see what you did there!
An Update and a Thank You 2018-04-24T18:18:15+00:00

Firstly, I want to a say heartfelt thank you for all of your kind messages and well wishes. Whilst nothing can make times such as this better, kind words can do wonders to lighten the heart.

Now onto the updates!

I am back home in the UK (thank fuck for finally having access to proper tea *clings to teapot*) and as such, I hoping to be able to get back ahead of things and be able to post sweet audios to Patreon a day before they hit YouTube.

By the way, I never realised before how weird recording audios can come across to people who have no idea what it is. Several members of my family now think that I am weird, well weirder than they thought I was before.

Trying to edit on the fly has really highlighted that I need to do something about my computer situation as King Edward (my fancy name for my oh so not very fancy potato laptop) just cannot hack it. Editing takes forever and rendering videos locks it up for stupid amounts of time.

After the break-in I knew that a new powerhouse computer was something that I needed to get sorted, unfortunately real life just got in the way as it so often does. It is just kind of impossible to go on spending three hours everyday just editing and rendering a simple audio whilst trying to be an adult as well. And that three hours does not include recording.

All of the support that your patronage has given me has enabled me to increase the frequency that I post sweet content to posting everyday and I don't want to stop doing that. So I know that I need to make getting funds for a computer a priority, which in turn means I am going actually promote myself.

Fuck.

I have slowly been rejigging the website, I have finally made a channel trailer (still need to do a voice over) and on my birthday I am going to start doing commissions.

I am a little bit terrified as this is kind of shifting from it being a serious hobby to being a SERIOUS ADULTING THING. Also a little worried because in the past I have had issues with trolls and a couple of online stalkers, one of which drove me off of Twitter.

However, I love recording, I love knowing people enjoy listening, and I can be really fucking stubborn so this is not just going to be a thing, but be THE THING.

I would not be here without you and so...

THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

More updates coming soon.

Stay awesome!

Love,

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User #884577 - 25 Apr 18 06:26
Welcome home! Don't cling too tightly to the teapot, you might crack it, and then where would you be? An audio from Queen Honey brightens up a bad day and makes a good day even better! And referencing that long paragraph at the end...you are most welcome. It is a pleasure and an honor to be able to contribute to your continued success. ?
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User #7400996 - 24 Apr 18 18:36
Wow, I didn't know that some scumbag broke into your home. That's awful! I really do wish you the best, I do hope that one day you can do this full time, if that still is your main goal! I mean, your audios help me deal with my bad days (Also, I like listening to your audios on my good days ?), as I'm sure they do for most of us, if not all of us here. So, I'll always appreciate the hard work you put into your audios, including the efforts behind the scenes! Take care! ?
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:17
This is such a lovely comment, sugar. Thank you so very much. I really hope that the good days soon outnumber the bad days. *hugs*
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User #6652450 - 24 Apr 18 22:33
YAY! Sounds amazing! My support has never been stronger. I know you can do this and we are behind you 110% of the way!
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User #10055157 - 24 Apr 18 18:22
Glad to hear it. Happy to help as always and you can count on my support... And sorry for all the wierd comments.
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:14
Have I ever told you that you are rather lovely?
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User #10055157 - 24 Apr 18 19:16
I, uh, I don't think so specifically, but thank you...
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User #7625129 - 25 Apr 18 20:35
If recording audios is weird then listen must be at least as weird.
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:17
*hugs*
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User #10417799 - 24 Apr 18 18:29
If you’re truly passionate about this Honey, you have my support. Always proud to see you try new things ❤️
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:16
I really am. Being able to be creative, make people smile, and brighten someone's bad day... It is just something rare and special
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User #10417799 - 24 Apr 18 19:30
Even if I have a bad day and it’s hard for me to cheer up, it’s always a pleasure to hear from you to distract me ❤️ I only wish to bring you the same happiness you being me
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User #9190387 - 24 Apr 18 21:45
I hope everything works out and you still enjoy doing what you do. Like many others these audios are great for me on my bad days and I just hope you keep enjoying what you do, because it really shows whenever I listen to one of your audios.
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User #8574053 - 24 Apr 18 22:37
I as always second Tiger's appreciation and support! You are so wonderful and deserve all the recognition for putting yourself out there. If there is anything else we can do for you to help please don't hesitate to ask Luv. *all the hugs*
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User #5700379 - 24 Apr 18 18:28
Aw yea, looking forward to even more Honey! :D I hope you can get your computer situation sorted soon!
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:14
You can never have too much honey...Oh maybe you can. *googles honey overdose*
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User #5700379 - 24 Apr 18 19:32
I've been overdosing since January. No turning back now.
Channel Trailer...Type Thing...Maybe?
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Being clueless can be so damn annoying.

Now I have figure out a voiceover to go with it.

*is clueless*


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User #10311423 - 24 Apr 18 15:31
Looks really cool. Did you make it yourself?
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:19
Mhmm...fumbling around in aftereffects. Extremely headache inducing.
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User #6652450 - 24 Apr 18 22:35
Looks really really good! I like how it goes through all the types of audios, then rounds of with Aural Honey. Looks and feels very professional.
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User #10417799 - 24 Apr 18 15:27
I like it :)
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:18
it is the kittens that are the best bit. :)
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User #10055157 - 24 Apr 18 15:26
It looks lovely
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auralhoney - 24 Apr 18 19:19
Why, thank you, sweetness.
Weekend Update 2018-04-21T15:09:16+00:00

I found out this morning that my aunt was killed in a car crash and as such, I am having to travel to Spain immediately.

There will continue to be audios over the next two days, although the livestream will probably be moved to Tuesday.

I apologise for any inconvenience that this may cause and thank you for your understanding at this time.

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User #4830238 - 21 Apr 18 15:38
So sorry for your loss. Take all the time you need darlin. We'll be here
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User #5700379 - 21 Apr 18 16:15
I am so sorry to hear that! All the best wishes to you and your family. And as everyone has said: Put yourself first and take all the time you need! /all of the hugs
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User #7400996 - 21 Apr 18 15:19
That's tragic news. :( You take as much time as you want/need regarding your situation, being with your close ones after all is more important than anything else. Take care!
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User #4628109 - 21 Apr 18 15:11
My condolences. all the best for you and your family. Please take your time and don't work too hard and be sure to take time for yourself. Air hugs
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User #8574053 - 21 Apr 18 15:13
Oh my God... I'm so very sorry for your loss. Don't worry about us being "inconvenienced" you need to be with your family so please take all the time you need and be safe travelling. My deepest condolences and prayers are with you and your family Honey.
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User #884577 - 21 Apr 18 15:33
I am so sorry for your lost. Take all the time you need. We'll be here when you get back. ❤
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User #6485004 - 21 Apr 18 15:14
Don’t you bloody apologise. There’s absolutely no need. Sorry for your loss.
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User #7625129 - 21 Apr 18 15:19
I am sorry for you loss.
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User #10055157 - 21 Apr 18 15:10
I am deeply sorry for your loss. Take whatever time you need.
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User #10417799 - 21 Apr 18 15:20
Sorry for your loss Honey. Focus on you and your family and please don’t worry about streaming/the audios. Take care of yourself ❤️
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I am going to be doing Patreon livestreams on the dates below:

Friday 20th April 2018 - 11:00 am BST

Sunday 22nd April 2018 - 4:00 pm BST

Thursday 26th April 2018 - 10:00 pm BST

Hopefully having streams at different times will make it possible for more people to join in.

Just as an aside, where would you prefer me to stream on?

YouTube is fairly easy to work with and does not have too much lag, although it does not like my laptop at all. Google hangouts is in love with my laptop, but lag is a fucking nightmare.

If you have any other suggestions I would love to hear them.



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User #5700379 - 18 Apr 18 21:44
Aw, I don't think I'll be able to make those, but I hope you have a blast! :)
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auralhoney - 18 Apr 18 21:49
Is it a case of earlier or later being better? I have time so i can do another livestream before the end of the month is the above times do not work for people.
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User #5700379 - 18 Apr 18 22:05
You can't please everyone. :) Just unfortunate timing with the days on this one. The times on both Sunday and Thursday would be fine in most weeks, I just happen to have plans. No need to change anything on my account. I'll catch the next round!
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User #3144463 - 18 Apr 18 23:24
Do we get a prize if we make it to all three? I'll miss the Friday but should be able to make the Sunday and Thursday. Hopefully. Whichever streaming service works for you,works for me. I have zero brand loyalty when it comes to internet services. Ps. How's the new computer coming along? I'm assuming the potato laptop is only temporary.
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User #10055157 - 18 Apr 18 22:53
I will make at least one of them for sure. I like YouTube personally but I will switch to the platform of most convienence. I agree with Reapz, It is so wonderful how you go out of your way for us, but we all understand you have limits.
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User #10417799 - 18 Apr 18 22:10
I can make Sunday I think (if I wake up early). That’s 8am for me (pst)
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User #6652450 - 19 Apr 18 19:40
I'll be able to make the Thursday livestream!! :D
April Audio Honeypot Idea Post
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Since Honeypot audios are Patreon exclusives I would love to hear any ideas that my wonderful honeybees might have.

So hit me with your best shot!

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User #10417799 - 17 Apr 18 19:24
Is it weird I actually want an audio where you roleplay as a sassy bee? I have no idea where that would go but it’s hilarious in my mind. Since there’s a lot of girlfriend/lover roleplays I wanted to see a different approach
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User #929252 - 18 Apr 18 02:00
Honey as a teacher of another language. I propose French.
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User #10055157 - 17 Apr 18 19:35
"It Was You?" Honey was given a wonderful love letter from a secret admirer years ago, the kind you keep in a box for bad days. Only now the Jig is up and she found you out. What will honey think now she's discovered it was you all along?
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User #5700379 - 19 Apr 18 17:16
I got an idea inspired by Richard Moores comment. I don't want to highjack the comment though. :) It's a sweet girlfriend roleplay with supernatural elements. I imagine they've been together for a while, but not super long. The listener finds out or maybe Honey tells them, that she is in fact a succubus/vampire/demon/etc. I imagine the overall feel of the audio to be somewhat akin to the friends to lovers roleplays. A little worried, a little awkward, a lot of sweet. As mentioned below, it could also play out with Honey being the one comforting and reassuring the listener. I could see it play out in several ways: Honey is the worried party: Honey is scared that the listener will despise or fear her. The listener reassures Honey that nothing could get between them. The listener is the worried party: -Plain scared Honey will kill them and feast on their heart. Honey assures them that she is not that kind of "whatever she is", and that she loves them and would never hurt them. -Scared they are just the means to an end, a toy or a cover for Honey to fit in. Why would a demon want to date some random mortal? Assurance that their love is real. -Scared that Honey is using magic powers on them (Especially relevant for succubus?). Is Honey even sure? Does it matter? Assurance that their love is real. I recon you could probably touch on a couple of these or other subjects in an audio. You could also swap the roles. But I think a lot of people like it when Honey goes supernatural. :)
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User #2468408 - 18 Apr 18 02:34
Meeting honey...only to find out *GASPS* She's actually a succubus
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User #6485004 - 17 Apr 18 19:14
Right, how about a possessive honey? not letting your partner out of bed. You already cut their alarm and now you’re keeping them hostage with cuddles.
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User #10055157 - 18 Apr 18 23:11
Time traveling Honey comes to save our relationship from her previous self?
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User #4420739 - 17 Apr 18 20:16
..."fire away!!" because you said that, my suggestion is a date to the karaoke bar
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User #10311423 - 17 Apr 18 20:28
You live together with your roommate who is also your best friend. Whilst searching for something, like a phone charger, you find his diary and can't resist taking a peak. You find out that he is deeply in love with one of his friends but it doens't occur to you that it is you. So when he comes home you ask him about it and try to find out who it is. How it progresses from that I would like to leave to your imagination.
March Honeypot Audios 2018-04-17T18:43:53+00:00

All of the honeypot audios have now dropped and the Sync links emailed to you. If you are yet to receive a link to one of your chosen audios, please send me an email at HoneyedAudio@gmail.com.

Thank you for all of your patience and for being damn right wonderful.

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User #5387106 - 18 Apr 18 01:25
Thank you Honey, that was amazing. Think I'll need to avoid that situation in the future, there's no way I'd live :)
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User #3156740 - 18 Apr 18 09:18
Still havnt recived mine and i sent u an email
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auralhoney - 18 Apr 18 11:26
And I sent you and email with the links. Please check your spam folder.
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User #10055157 - 17 Apr 18 18:45
Agreed with above. It's all well worth the wait.
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User #10417799 - 17 Apr 18 19:03
Thank you Honey for being awesome ? you make an excellent mermaid (It’d be a cool video for everyone to hear)
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User #8574053 - 17 Apr 18 18:47
Just finished the vampire one and just wow. That was hypnotic overload in all the right ways!! Gotta wait till after work to listen to the other. ;) You never cease to amaze Honey!!! Thank you for putting so much time, effort, and parts of yourself into these wonderful treats. <3
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User #3736755 - 18 Apr 18 02:10
Thank you so much for the audio. It was cute and funny. I loved It!
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auralhoney - 18 Apr 18 21:50
I am so happy that you liked it. So sorry for the wait.
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User #3736755 - 19 Apr 18 02:22
You have nothing to apologize for. Hearing your voice always makes any wait worthwhile. ?
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User #6652450 - 17 Apr 18 18:45
No, thank you for all this content and taking the time to create it! We all think you are wonderful (apart from grumpy. He's always grumpy).
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User #5700379 - 18 Apr 18 08:18
I concur with His Fluffiness. We are the thankful ones. :)
Audio Honeypot 2018-04-10T19:37:18+00:00

Finally catching up on my editing.

Always check that your audios drivers *have not* updated before editing audios.

Links for the following audios have been dropped into your inboxes:

  • Fantasy Sweet Audio - Rescued by a Mermaid - Ocean waves and sweet concern.
  • Cuddlesome Sweet Comfort - Only a Bad Dream - Holding you close and soothing you to sleep.
  • Loving Erotic Audio - Our First Time - Our first time sleeping together, tender and sweet.
  • Friends to Lovers - Beautiful Disaster - An accidental confession leads to a sweet first kiss, shame about it is so bloody awkward.
  • Yandere Stalker - Sweetly Obsessive - The inner thoughts of the girl who loves you best.

The audios below will probably drop on Saturday or Sunday due to being edit heavy.

  • Twin Erotic Audio - Twin Birthday Treat - It is your birthday and my sister and I are going to give you a filthy birthday treat.
  • Tingly Whispers - Let Me In - A seductive vampires entreats you to let her in.
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User #5700379 - 11 Apr 18 07:40
I'm trying very hard to not binge-listen all of them. It's going poorly. :D
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auralhoney - 12 Apr 18 14:51
DON'T DO IT!
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User #5700379 - 12 Apr 18 15:18
Too late :( I overdosed, and am just now getting withdrawal symptoms. Send help.
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User #6652450 - 10 Apr 18 19:41
Thank you ❤️
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auralhoney - 12 Apr 18 14:50
No, thank *YOU*.
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User #10055157 - 10 Apr 18 19:51
My Friends: Are you Excited for Overwatch: Retribution today? Me: Honey is in Overwatch? Friends: who's Honey? Me: Sorry what?
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User #5700379 - 11 Apr 18 07:39
Haha, sounds about right!
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auralhoney - 12 Apr 18 14:51
I am in Overwatch!
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User #10055157 - 12 Apr 18 14:52
Oh crap hero 28 confirmed!
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User #10417799 - 10 Apr 18 19:54
Thank you Honey <3 :) it's amazing (as always)
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auralhoney - 12 Apr 18 14:51
You are the amazing one for being so cute.
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User #3297224 - 10 Apr 18 19:47
Wow blown away Honey never ceases to amaze me
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auralhoney - 12 Apr 18 14:51
I have my moments , but you are far too sweet to me.
March Honeypot Audios
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Audios links will be sent on April 10th. Peruse the list and see what you find tempting. :)

  • Fantasy Sweet Audio - Rescued by a Mermaid - Ocean waves and sweet concern.
  • Twin Erotic Audio - Twin Birthday Treat - It is your birthday and my sister and I are going to give you a filthy birthday treat.
  • Tingly Whispers - Let Me In - A seductive vampires entreats you to let her in.
  • Cuddlesome Sweet Comfort - Only a Bad Dream - Holding you close and soothing you to sleep.
  • Loving Erotic Audio - Our First Time - Our first time sleeping together, tender and sweet.
  • Friends to Lovers - Beautiful Disaster - An accidental confession leads to a sweet first kiss, shame about it is so bloody awkward.
  • Yandere Stalker - Sweetly Obsessive - The inner thoughts of the girl who loves you best.
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User #929252 - 3 Apr 18 19:32
You make it hard to decide ❤
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 20:00
A hard choice, but a fun one I hope.
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User #5700379 - 3 Apr 18 18:56
Oh yes. This looks so good! It will bee hard to decide :)
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 19:15
You must choose!
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User #3736755 - 3 Apr 18 18:38
They all sound amazing!
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 18:46
Awww thank you!
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User #4830238 - 3 Apr 18 18:49
Yes or would you like a biscuit
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 19:16
Can I have two biscuits?
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User #4830238 - 3 Apr 18 22:02
Yes
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User #4830238 - 3 Apr 18 22:02
Of course
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User #6652450 - 9 Apr 18 19:09
Thanks Honey for creating such amazing sounding audios! These all read like they will appeal to many different types of people.
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User #10417799 - 3 Apr 18 18:55
Aw the mermaid one <3 <3 I find myself liking mermaids and other fantasy characters
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 19:16
Oooooh good choice!
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User #4830238 - 3 Apr 18 18:36
Ok you are too good to us darlin' you are an angel
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 18:46
*blush*
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User #3297224 - 3 Apr 18 18:46
How do we tell you which ones we would like, by email or a patreon message?
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 18:47
I am going to be sending out something via Patreon message in a bit. Watch that inbox!
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User #3736755 - 3 Apr 18 19:11
So is this in lieu of the custom audio we filled the form out for, or an additional? Just trying to get it straight. :) Thanks. ?
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 19:15
This is an additional audio. :)
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User #3736755 - 3 Apr 18 19:32
That's awesome! Thank you so much! May you get only the best tea, biscuits and snuggles! ?❤
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User #4830238 - 3 Apr 18 18:37
Can I give you a cookie
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 18:46
Cookie?
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User #4830238 - 3 Apr 18 18:50
Yes or maybe tea or biscuits? ??
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User #4830238 - 3 Apr 18 18:50
As a thank you
Honey's Childhood in a Nutshell
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User #6652450 - 2 Apr 18 12:28
You have had a really weird upbringing.....
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auralhoney - 2 Apr 18 12:30
'Tis what made me so wonderfully *special*.
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User #10055157 - 2 Apr 18 12:30
Lol, my brothers just put a piece of furniture in me when I cried.
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auralhoney - 2 Apr 18 12:32
IN YOU? Wow, and here was I thinking that I had a rough time with my brother.
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User #10055157 - 2 Apr 18 12:33
On damn auto correct
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User #10055157 - 2 Apr 18 12:35
Like "John's crying again we're gonna get in trouble!" "Here, cover him with the couch, Mom will never notice. See problem solved!"
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User #10417799 - 2 Apr 18 21:19
This was funny and the baby version of you in the comic looks adorable (forgive me for using that word ?)
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auralhoney - 3 Apr 18 18:49
I don't mind it when you say it, sweetness.
SEQUEL DEATH MATCH WINNER!
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Shockingly it is...

THE NIGHT LIBRARIAN

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User #10311423 - 30 Mar 18 18:59
Yeah! Can't wait.
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auralhoney - 31 Mar 18 15:31
I am looking forward to it too.
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User #10417799 - 30 Mar 18 21:29
Vampires and books....they go well together <3
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auralhoney - 31 Mar 18 15:30
Just like kitties and hugs. *HUGS*
It Is Wednesday and You Are Doing Just Awesome
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User #2468408 - 28 Mar 18 15:59
Awwww, thank you Lady Honey bee
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:20
*cuddles*
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User #7625129 - 28 Mar 18 17:21
Thursdays are worse. Thursday is the day that should be Friday, but isn't.
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:20
Thursday *shudder*
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User #5700379 - 28 Mar 18 11:39
Yes we are. High five!
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:19
*HIGH FIVE!*
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User #4830238 - 28 Mar 18 11:54
Wooo
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:20
*happy dance*
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User #8574053 - 28 Mar 18 11:40
This post drops right after my morning run! Perfect damn timing. Lucky for me I have the dreaded hump day off but so much other house work to get to. Tea break first for cool down and power through! *round of cheers and tea salutes*
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:20
Almost Friday, this week is going so fast.
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User #4389474 - 30 Mar 18 18:54
I appreciate the gesture. But I am a sham. Lol I've had a goal of writing a new song since Sunday night. And I haven't touched an instrument (besides to move it to another corner) all week. #sadashamedhippo
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auralhoney - 31 Mar 18 15:31
Oh hush, that is just one thing out of all of the things that make up a week. Surviving the week is a thing, believe me.
Oh the Fun of Editing
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The bottom is the raw audio, and the topis the frankensteined audio.

And now to the real editing.

Oh what endless fun. *sob*

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User #3144463 - 27 Mar 18 00:17
Tell me that wasn't all Banshee.
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:24
Also cars and drunken polish builders.
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User #3144463 - 29 Mar 18 21:41
Are Polish builders louder than Russian builders?
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User #7625129 - 26 Mar 18 18:50
You only cut about 12% of the raw. I think that's pretty good. What does the rest of the editing entail? Also, not so shy girl sounds intriguing.
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:23
Going to do a little editing ramble on Friday, so you will soon find out!
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User #929252 - 26 Mar 18 15:58
That's most of my day (I make vídeos). Editing is hard but it's the ultimate creative power. Think of the enjoyable result of your effort! Softest hugs <3
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:24
*BIG HUGS*
I am literally sat waiting by the front door... 2018-03-23T19:06:47+00:00

...waiting for my microphone to arrive.

Do not fuck with me Amazon Prime.

I will cut you.

Be afraid.

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User #5700379 - 23 Mar 18 19:45
Come on Amazon, don't fail us now.
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auralhoney - 24 Mar 18 17:15
*seethes*
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User #8920368 - 24 Mar 18 14:24
Nice
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auralhoney - 29 Mar 18 21:26
:)
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User #2468408 - 24 Mar 18 08:26
cut with what? A fruit knife
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auralhoney - 24 Mar 18 17:14
A rusty spoon. Far more painful.
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User #6652450 - 24 Mar 18 09:44
Did it arrive?
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auralhoney - 24 Mar 18 17:13
Sore point. Amazon say *YAY! IT HAS BEEN DELIVERED!* and I say *WHERE IS MY FUCKING MICROPHONE?!?!?*
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User #6652450 - 24 Mar 18 17:15
Have they delivered it in a bin?
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User #10055157 - 23 Mar 18 20:52
Aww, I hate it when they do that. In spirit I'm sitting right beside you in support ... And also so you can remind me that it's not Batman starring at me through the trees, I'm just neurotic.
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auralhoney - 24 Mar 18 17:15
It is not Batman, it is the Joker.... But don't worry that is just my favourite mug. :)
Please Mrs Butler by Allan Ahlberg
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Please Mrs Butler

By Allan Ahlberg

Please Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps copying my work, Miss.
What shall I do?

Go and sit in the hall, dear.
Go and sit in the sink.
Take your books on the roof, my lamb.
Do whatever you think.

Please Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps taking my rubber, Miss.
What shall I do?

Keep it in your hand, dear.
Hide it up your vest.
Swallow it if you like, love.
Do what you think best.

Please Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps calling me rude names, Miss.
What shall I do?

Lock yourself in the cupboard, dear.
Run away to sea.
Do whatever you can, my flower.
But don't ask me!


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Please Mrs Butler By Allan Ahlberg Please Mrs Butler This boy Derek Drew Keeps copying my work, Miss. What shall I do? Go and sit in the hall, dear. Go and sit in the sink. Take your books on the roof, my lamb. Do whatever you think. Please Mrs Butler This boy Derek Drew Keeps taking my rubber, Miss. What shall I do? Keep it in your hand, dear. Hide it up your vest. Swallow it if you like, love. Do what you think best. Please Mrs Butler This boy Derek Drew Keeps calling me rude names, Miss. What shall I do? Lock yourself in the cupboard, dear. Run away to sea. Do whatever you can, my flower. But don't ask me!

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<3
Enthralled by Alfred Bryan
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Enthralled

By Alfred Bryan (1871–1958)

(From Pagan Love Lyrics, 1921)


TEACH me to sin—

In love’s forbidden ways,

For you can make all passion pure;

The magic lure of your sweet eyes

Each shape of sin makes virtue praise.

Teach me to sin—

Enslave me to your wanton charms,

Crush me in your velvet arms

And make me, make me love you.

Make me fire your blood with new desire,

And make me kiss you—lip and limb,

Till senses reel and pulses swim.

Aye! even if you hate me,

Teach me to sin.


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Bloody Microphone
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Somehow I have managed to fuck my temp microphone and now all audio I record is hitting the ceiling creating raw audio that is uneditable as it is just one solid mountain peak.

Unless you like sexy daleks, I could probably edit a real sexy dalek.

I have bitten the bullet and have ordered a Blue Yeti, which should be delivered on Friday. (So much for fucking Amazon Prime *fumes* )

But before you go in panic in the face of another Honey drought, be assured that your normal Honey service will continue so long as there is tea and hugs.

However, since we are talking (typing?) about microphones, I was wondering what you all think of 3Dio Free Space XLR Binaural Microphones? I am thinking of perhaps making that a target to work towards. Whilst it would not be used for every audio, it would make for amazing sweet and whispery audios.



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User #3808924 - 21 Mar 18 03:56
...I for one, would love to hear your take on a sexy Dalek.
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:36
You might come to regret saying that, sugar.
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User #884577 - 21 Mar 18 07:40
I've been a Doctor Who fan for years, so a sexy Dalek is just weird enough to be appealing. :)
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:36
Be careful what you ask for, sugar.#
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User #929252 - 20 Mar 18 22:47
I would listen to you on the mic of your phone. I love your creativity and soul. High standard audio is great, but not that important to me! Actually, some of the ASMR I enjoy sometimes has a crappy buzz but whatever. Hugs and tea to you <3 in quite considerable amounts.
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:40
You are definitely the sweetest. You might be excited to hear that I am thinking of doing a semi series of girlfriend voicemails. Not so much a series with a storyline, but more making it a regular feature again.
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User #2468408 - 21 Mar 18 06:59
Aww
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:36
*pout*
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User #8574053 - 20 Mar 18 22:48
As much as I would love to hear you try to make a genocidal pepper shaker sound sexy I'm gonna have to pass lol. That sucks with the technical difficulties. I like the idea of the 3Dio mic but your sweet whisper stuff has already been amazing without it so don't know if it's necessary. Plus of course there will be tea and hugs always regardless of droughts or bountiful times.
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:41
For the first three months of this year I have been lurching from side to side trying to maintain the status quo in the face of real life face slaps. I think having a goal might help push m,e ever forward.
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User #5774835 - 21 Mar 18 00:29
I like the 3dio when its been used for binaural. Also give sexy dalek a shot please!
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User #2468408 - 21 Mar 18 07:00
DO IT
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:37
When it happens you will only have yourself to blame.
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User #5774835 - 21 Mar 18 23:24
Oh no I'll have a sore shoulder from giving myself to many pats on the back what ever will i dooo
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User #3297224 - 20 Mar 18 22:48
I would be happy to contribute towards a 3Dio it would take honey to the next level
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:38
That seems to be the general consensus so far. :)
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User #6652450 - 21 Mar 18 00:15
I think if you want to make people tingle and shiver, the 3Dio is amazeballs. I know it's expensive but from what I've heard, it is worth the investment!
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:38
I hear wonderful things, and I have seen people use it for more than just the stereotypical whisper audios, so it might be a good fit for me.
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User #3144463 - 20 Mar 18 23:06
I haven't heard a binaural mic I ahven't liked yet. Any of the "brick with ears" mics sound really nice and would make the close whispery type audios, whether they be cuddle-some or comforting, sound even more excellent.
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:39
I think it could really add an element of closeness that would be amazing.
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User #3144463 - 21 Mar 18 21:12
Or utterly terrifying, depending on how you're feeling that day.
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User #5700379 - 21 Mar 18 08:33
If you combine sweet audios with classic ASMR tingles I think I just might melt. You have been warned!
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auralhoney - 21 Mar 18 20:36
And how do you know that is not all apart of my evil plan?
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User #5700379 - 21 Mar 18 22:14
Evil? It's the perfect way to go!
Finally!
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I hope you are all having a wonderful Friday, honeybees,

So, what are you up to this weekend?

Stealing penguins?

Engaging in epic pillow fights?

Having a massive clear out?

I will be doing the latter. I am going to crack this being an adult thing if it kills me.

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User #8574053 - 16 Mar 18 13:05
I will be enjoying the musical stylings of Dropkick Murphy's Saint Patrick's Day show in Southie with all my Irish brethren. Loads of Whiskey, Balieys, drunken singing! You may find a passed out archer somewhere lol.
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 19:39
Sounds like someone is going to have a fun weekend. :)
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User #8574053 - 16 Mar 18 20:22
Just clocked out of work, got a 4 pack of Guinness and rocking out to Flogging Molly on the walk home. :)
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User #5700379 - 16 Mar 18 20:43
Giant thumbs up for Dropkick Murphys!
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 20:49
And so it begins....
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User #8574053 - 17 Mar 18 03:03
And so it continues! Don't worry I'll be sure to check in with the Queen Bee from time to time. ;)
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User #2468408 - 16 Mar 18 12:22
Im adding to our penguin Collection
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 19:40
You can never have too many penguins. just be careful not to get any double agent penguins as Sergei can be kind of harsh with how he deals with them.
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User #2468408 - 17 Mar 18 00:18
Jealous little bugger
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User #8795189 - 16 Mar 18 21:48
Started my new fun job today!
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auralhoney - 17 Mar 18 15:56
Congratulations, sugar!
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User #5700379 - 16 Mar 18 20:47
I've been adulting all week. Time to get some drinks and watch stupid YouTube videos! Maybe get back to adulting on sunday :(
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 20:48
Sounds like you got this weekend thing all covered and sorted.
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User #3589520 - 16 Mar 18 11:13
Having an ultrasound scan to check what could be causing this testicular pain that’s been occurring for months :DDDD
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:21
That does not sound fun, but at least it will provide peace of mind.
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User #3589520 - 16 Mar 18 11:22
Fortunately for me, I haven’t been mentally distraught
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:27
That is a good attitude to have, sugar.
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User #3589520 - 16 Mar 18 11:21
Ha, I’m planning on going to get it checked at A&E because I could be dead in 4-6 weeks so an ultrasound scan is ideal.
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:23
I really hope that things will be alright for you, sugar. *hugs*
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User #3589520 - 16 Mar 18 11:24
I hope so too, is 18 too young to die? Ahahaha
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:26
It really is.
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User #3589520 - 16 Mar 18 11:27
Fantastic! I want 'Immortal Plains' by Power Quest played at my funeral. Mother, don't screw this up.... AHahaha
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User #6652450 - 16 Mar 18 11:45
I'm planning to go see the new Tomb Raider film this weekend, hopefully able to get some friends to go with me too!
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:52
Oooooh let me know if it is any good. I have doubts after having been burned by Angelina Jolie's outing as Lara.
Honey is Coming Back!
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User #8574053 - 15 Mar 18 16:00
To quote one of my favorite lines in the show Criminal Minds with some alterations... "I'll tell you what you are to us, you are our God given solace woman. Don't you ever dare stop talking to us"... So excited to have you back Honey!! Long live the Queen
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auralhoney - 15 Mar 18 16:07
*burns up in a scarlet blush*
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User #8574053 - 15 Mar 18 16:12
Score! Back for less than a hour and we have our first blush lol.
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User #884577 - 15 Mar 18 16:45
I'm going to have to go with Adam on this one - "The Queen has returned! Long Live the Queen!"
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:12
Awwwwwwwww *blush*
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User #7625129 - 16 Mar 18 22:25
I'm happy you're back. Life feels better for having your voice in it.
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auralhoney - 20 Mar 18 12:03
That is such a sweet thing to say. Thank you, sugar.
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User #2743947 - 15 Mar 18 17:08
Your voice is the sweetest aural candy; it is a silky smooth blanket of bliss that enshrouds all who listen to it. Please, never doubt your talent; it is true and powerful and, most of all, cherished by us.
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:13
Thank you for your endlessly sweet words.
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User #884577 - 15 Mar 18 16:49
Seriously, I love your voice. How you manage to make it go from siren song seductive to absolute silliness is beyond me, but it works wonderfully. Don't ever stop.
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:13
My secret is tea. Lots and lots of tea. :)
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User #8795189 - 15 Mar 18 18:02
Yay! Welcome back, Honey. You’re missed. Xx
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auralhoney - 16 Mar 18 11:13
I am master at hide and seek. :)
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Firstly, I would like to thank you all for all of your continued support. It really means so very much to me that your enjoyment of my content is such that you chose to support me.

Let me reassure you all that I am not going anywhere and I am not going to cease recording by any means. Rather I am going to refresh and reorganise Aural Honey & Sweet as Honey in order to allow me to create more consistent content and increase my opportunities to interact with my audience across different platforms.

An aftereffect of this hard reset is that the content and tiers on Patreon will be shifting in a most marked manner. This is something that I have come to feel that I have to do because of the negativity and difficulties I have experienced during my time on Patreon.

I provide a high level of content and I have come to realise that I need to find an improved method to meter it in a way that both echos what my creator peers are doing and is more sustainable for future growth. I fully realise that this is a change that some may face with dismay and that some patrons may choose to cease their patronage. However, it is something that has been a longtime coming and something that I have to do.

I really hope that you will bear with me as I move into this new chapter.

Comments (24)
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User #3144463 - 6 Mar 18 23:38
I wish you the best of luck. Oh, and we'll have the kettle on and the biscuit tin topped up when you get back. There won't be any Oreos. Really, not one Oreo. (We'll feed them all to the Tigers before you get back.)
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auralhoney - 15 Mar 18 15:50
That is animal cruelty. How could you?
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User #7400996 - 6 Mar 18 15:05
Even if you stopped posting for a few months, I'd still support you here on patreon! Take as much time as you need! :)
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auralhoney - 6 Mar 18 15:17
Thank you very much, darling.
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User #3297224 - 6 Mar 18 15:13
How long would the break be and what would the patreon change be? I will still supporting you no matter what you choose
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auralhoney - 6 Mar 18 15:19
Patreon is currently paused for a week and that pause means that there will not be any audios posted anywhere. As for the Patreon tier changes , it is a little early for me to be say exactly what is happening, but tiers will be inline with those offered by other content creator on Patreon.
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User #3736755 - 8 Mar 18 06:10
Do whatever you need to do in order to make things work the best for you. We'll be here waiting patiently with tea, biscuits and cuddles when you return. ?
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auralhoney - 15 Mar 18 15:50
Thank you, sweetness.
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User #8574053 - 6 Mar 18 15:59
You know from the Discord that I'm right there in the same opinion as the Tiger. This is a change that needs to happen to allow you to have a sustanible work schedual. You pour so much of yourself into this work and have had a few Oreos start to ruin things. The one thing we never want is for you to get burnt out or think it's not worth it because you are simply amazing Honey.
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User #6652450 - 6 Mar 18 16:26
Shh! The tiger clones is a discord only secret!
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User #8574053 - 6 Mar 18 16:28
Clone? Did I say Clone? No clone nothing to see here.
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auralhoney - 15 Mar 18 15:49
There are no clones.
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User #6652450 - 6 Mar 18 14:57
I can't speak for my fellow patrons here, but I fully understand, appreciate and support your decision. Restructuring allows for a refocused effort and a streamlined approach which will benefit you and us in the long term. I will be staying as a Patron and I wish you every success with this change.
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auralhoney - 6 Mar 18 14:58
Thank you very much, sugar. <3
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User #6652450 - 6 Mar 18 19:48
<3
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User #4830238 - 6 Mar 18 14:58
Do your thing darlin'. I'll be here.
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auralhoney - 6 Mar 18 15:01
That is very sweet of you. thank you, sugar.
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User #4830238 - 6 Mar 18 15:04
Anytime. I always enjoy your content
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User #7625129 - 6 Mar 18 19:20
This week is going to feel so empty.
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auralhoney - 15 Mar 18 15:50
Awwww I am sorry, sugar.
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User #929252 - 6 Mar 18 15:24
Whatever you need! Supporting hugs <3
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auralhoney - 6 Mar 18 15:36
That is lovely of you. Thank you, sugar.
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User #8795189 - 6 Mar 18 15:19
Completely understandable xx
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auralhoney - 6 Mar 18 15:24
Thank you, sweetness.
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