Canada, did you really think that I would not discover your betrayal?
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Faster, Pussycat! Rumble! Rumble!
Apologies in advance!
[F4A] What Is My Motivation for This Jailbreak [Ikea Is Neutral][I Need You][Is This a Jailbreak or a Rescue][Frame-Up][There Is Evil and Then There Is Mean Evil][She Is Still Utterly Clueless][Adorable Distressed Supervillain Sounds][Death Robots Who Sing You to Sleep][Strong Independent Supervillain][Gender Neutral][Your Clueless Nemesis Breaks You out of Prison]
“Until then, we're society's only protection. We keep it up long as we have to. Protection? Who are we protecting them from?” ― Alan Moore, Watchmen
I Think You Are Super
Part One: https://youtu.be/gSvENF7U75E
Part Two: https://youtu.be/f96ZCsoy-q4
[F4A] Along Came a Dragon [Love Confession][Waking up Together][Dangerous Assumptions][Friends to Lovers][Best Friend Roleplay][Oh Bum][Hiding Under the Duvet][Flustered Honey][Oops][First Kiss][Cuddling][Gender Neutral][The Morning After Your Best Friend Confessed Her Love, Only It Didn’t Actually Happen]
“I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.” ― Craig Ferguson
[F4A] It Always Works in the Movies [Tutoring the Popular Girl][Getting Romance Advice From 80s Movies][You Can Be Cool and Nerdy][Idiots in Love][Gender Neutral][Popular Cheerleader Has a Crush on You and a Very Cunning Plan]
“It's like I'm thirteen again and he's my crush. All I'm aware of in this entire roomful of people is him. Where he is, what he's doing, who he's talking to.” ― Sophie Kinsella, Remember Me?
[F4A] Falling Asleep on Movie Night [Falling in Love][Domestic Bliss][Soppy AF][Cuddlesome][Loving You Is the Worth the Risk][Gender Neutral][Warm Loving Appreciation From Your Girlfriend]
“Cuddling with you feels like touching stars.” ― Giovannie de Sadeleer
I am getting my Marie Kondo on and organinsing my website, so now there is a Vampire Roleplay page with links to all of my fangy YouTube videos.
NEW EROTIC AUDIO 💋 F4M 💋Sixty Nine Is the Magic Number 💋 Tea & Harlotry 💋 [F4M] The Magic Number [Sloppy Oral][POP!][Cock Worship][Swallowing][Cum Down My Throat][Greedy] 💋
NEW EROTIC AUDIO 💋 F4M 💋 A Good Boy Forgets That It Is Valentine’s Day and Needs to Make up for It 💋 Tea & Harlotry 💋 [F4M] A Valentine’s Good Boy [Gentle Fdom][Making It up to Me][JOE][I Want to See You Stroke][My Good Boy][Teasing][Countdown] 💋
I totally did not do this while covering a night shift at the office.
Be careful what you throw away because it may come back to haunt you.
Day three of no internet.
The banshee lays dead at my fee, but I can still hear his shrieks echoing off the walls.
I have cleaned under the bed.
I have called Virgin Media over ten bloody times and have been cut off six times.
No internet and no cable make Honey something something....
And slowly going crazy.
I am so very used to the usual insults, death threats and blackmail bull shit, but this is something new.
Behold this jewel of a fucked up comment.
Why is this jewess trying to enslave me. I swear, israel needs to just be nuked. Deporting these vampires isnt enough."
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!?!
“Wednesday will never be lonely when it has days all around it.”
― Anthony T. Hincks
“I like the feeling of hunger for it reminds me of all those hundreds of months without you.
Missing you, thinking of you, like a friendly lonely thin tiger smelling the slip of a season into a new season.”
― Waylon H. Lewis, Things I Would Like To Do With You
“When I am with you, I am invincible.
When I am with you, your kind and loving presence strengthen me down to my very core.
When I am with you, I finally know what heaven on earth feels like.
For when I am with you, I am the best I could be.
I'd rather walk through the burning coals of hell than enjoy comfort and luxury with someone else.
For life without you, is not life at all. I love you.”
― Laarni Venus Marie Giango
“Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder’ was an idiot.
Absence makes a bitch go crazy.
― Toni Aleo, Taking Shots
“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd - The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.”
― Fernando Pessoa
“It's weird to feel like you miss someone you're not even sure you know.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
Be warned this shit is loud!
Donald Trump comes calling and national security is going crazy, So many helicopters and sirens.
Being honest about the negative effects that recording can have and a little advice regarding being safe for anyone who is thinking of recording.
And Honey is seriously grumpy.
Hope your Wednesday is going better than mine, Honeybees.
“That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
Happy Monday, Honeybees!inld any of you like to join me on setting a bunch of shit on fire?
“Monday is the day that I start counting down to the weekend.”
― Anthony T. Hincks
Difficulty recording roleplays means that I am actually thinking of trying things that I have always put off. Namely the geeky rambles and maybe game play.
Actually recorded the ramble and it took all of five minutes to get fan girl hate in my inbox. Which strangely made me feel better about posting it.
And one to go!
Bit worried about them, but if they turn out to be substandard I promise to rerecord them.
Wish me luck with Questionable Professionalism.
Edit: I never realised how hard it is to be sexy when your default setting is muppet. So awkward.
Edit: The cringe is real.
Are there any songs that you would particularly like to hear completely and utterly butchered?
Anything that you would to ask me or anything that you would like for me to say?
Either comment or send me a message if you are shy.
Remember that you are wonderful and thank you so much for all of your support.
The May Audio Honeypot selection form when out last night to your email address, but no one has selected any audios.
Honeypot is sad and so has resent the link via the Patreon messaging system.
A little update about how mistakes can suck unbelievably, but it is what happens afterwards that really matters.
But seriously be careful when it comes to your backup drives.
Why are my videos on Porn Hub?
Seriously...what the ever loving fuck?
They are all spliced as well.
[F4A] Amazing [Hedge Maze][Proposal][Adoration][Talking Too Much][No Sense of Direction][English Countryside Ambience][Gender Neutral][Friends to Lovers]
“I looked over at him. "Is that a proposal?"
There was total silence for a couple beats. "I'm not sure. It just popped out."
"Let me know when you're sure."
"Would you say yes?" Morelli asked.
"I'm not sure.”
― Janet Evanovich, Fearless Fourteen
This is a one hour version of the mermaid song featured in the Sweet as Honey roleplay audio Cold Dark Ocean. This hour long audio features a layered eerie vocal and indistinct underwater ambience & lapping waves.
Update about the Patreon charging problem and why Honey is a slow learning moron.
Apparently if you have received you usual PayPal/Patreon payment receipts then your charges have gone through successfully. The issue is on Patreon's end and charging information should update through the next few days.
So over 50 percent of current pledges are showing as having declined, but I know at least one patron is seeing that their "declined" pledge has been charged successfully.
Could I just ask you to all check to see whether you have experienced any issues with regard to Patreon charging.
A sprecial thank you to all of my wonderful supporters on Patreon.
I am still getting everything on track and having to work until eight means that I will be shifting today's Livestream to the weekend.
This weekend we will be having livestreams at the following times:
Saturday 28th 16:00 BST
Sunday 29th 22:00 BST
Stop getting so close to the microphone!
BAD HONEY! NO BISCUIT!
No tea for you until you learn.
I deserve that I just had to trash two erotic audios due to bump after uneditable bump.
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