Seasons' greetings, Garmy!
We have some fun new ideas for great GARMY and THE RALPH REPORT related stuff that you can give to someone you love, or even yourself!
First, if you like THE RALPH REPORT, why not share it with someone in your life that you think would like it, too?!
Now, you can turn a friend into a 1,2,3 or 4 STAR GENERAL in the Garmy and treat them to THE RALPH REPORT for a whole year! (Credit card required.)
You can give THE RALPH REPORT to someone for a year by clicking right here and filling out the "Gift Me" form:
Second, now, you can have Ralph record a holiday greeting for someone you love! Or, have Ralph record their outgoing voicemail message as one of his impressions! Or, have him record their whole damn audio book! Or, any combo of the above! Get creative!
These are just a few of the options available in the brand new "RALPH GARMAN VOICE EMPORIUM"!
This is your chance to hire Ralph to give the gift of his voice talents and create something fun for someone you love! Or, for yourself! (After alll ... Who do you love more than YOU?!)
You can explore all the possibilities and book your Ralph voice recording right here:
And, lastly, there's the good old gift of THE RALPH REPORT MERCHANDISE!
Click here: https://theralphreport.com/merchandise/
Click on a design you like, and scroll down to see all the merch that is available featuring that design!
(The winning design for the MERCH-TOBER MADNESS contest to be added soon!)
So, this year, have a very Garmy holiday and GIVE THE GIFT OF RALPH!!!!